Live Jianbao: Baoyou, you are very wrong

Chapter 78 Said a lot, all farts

Chapter 78 Said a lot, all farts

As soon as Gu Mingzhang spoke, everyone in the live broadcast room was attracted by the words.

"Buddha statues have green eyes, and sandalwood has evil hair?"

"What does it mean?"

The treasure friends hesitated for a few seconds, their eyes full of doubts.

They really haven't heard of this allusion.

Gu Mingzhang looked at the questions on the barrage and continued to speak.

"These knowledge are rare knowledge of Taoism, it's normal for you not to know."

"Master didn't want me to say more, but for the sake of saving people, I'll spread the word more."

"Xuanmen, Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism all have their own taboos. Although they are different, there are a few that are commonly observed."

"Respect the holy image, don't tell lies, don't disturb others!"

"And our Taoists have more clear rules of three don't say, three don't ask, three don't ask."

"Don't talk about dreams in the morning, don't talk about killing in the afternoon, and don't talk about ghosts and gods in the evening!"

"Baoyou, you are also lucky. It's not night, so I can still say a few words."

"Otherwise, the celestial master will not be able to save you in this matter!"

Gu Mingzhang looked serious, with a Taoist robe fluttering on his body, and a jade crown on his head, which looked extraordinary. Many treasure friends in the live broadcast could not help but believe him a little bit when they saw his outfit.

Friends who have never seen Gu Mingzhang eating turtles are all asking Gu Mingzhang what's going on.

And Baoyou, who had seen the duel between Ban Liangjin and Gu Mingzhang, laughed and said nothing, just sat and waited for Gu Mingzhang to slap him in the face.

By the way, summon Banliangjin on the barrage.

"Not coming!"

"With Master Ning here, it's too trivial to deal with him, I won't go!"

Banliangjin sent a message in a particularly arrogant manner, continuing to dive.

The friends all laughed.

"Where is this asking Ning Fan to clean up Gu Mingzhang, obviously because he is afraid that he will be slapped in the face when he comes out?"

But judging by Banliang Jinnai's aggressive appearance, everyone didn't make much fun of her.

All are waiting for Gu Mingzhang's explanation.

Here, Gu Mingzhang also set up his posture.

The equipment for opening the altar was specially prepared. The bills were placed, and the feng shui compass, incense burner, seal, and tokens were neatly placed on it.

"Yo, this is coming for real."

In the live broadcast room, Dr. Shaffer sighed with emotion, chanted the Buddha's name, and gave a gold coin red envelope.

"Support fellow daoist, come on!"

The treasure friends couldn't help laughing watching this scene.

If you support it, you support it. What does it mean to reward this dollar?
Dr. Shaffer clasped his palms together and said neither humble nor overbearing.

"Originally, what fellow Taoists did was to give more money for incense and oil, but the poor monk was ordained and has no money left, so he can only express his heart!"

After speaking, another barrage floated on the screen.

【Dr. Shaffer rewards rocket x1】

"All the savings of the poor monk will be given to Master Ning, thank you Master Ning for his contribution to the promotion of metaphysics!"

In the live broadcast room, Baoyou watched Dr. Shaffer's operation and knew about it. It's so beautiful!
Master Ning's behavior can be regarded as promoting metaphysics, so it is not too much to give Gu Mingzhang the status of a metaphysics propaganda ambassador!
This is simply Hong Guoguo's face-to-face slap!

And Gu Mingzhang has no way to refute.

Everyone looked at the screen, and sure enough, they saw Gu Mingzhang holding his breath and his face flushed.

It took a lot of effort to suppress my emotions, and looked hard at the screen.

"Thank you fellow daoist for your support, I will definitely let you take a good look at my metaphysical skills!"

The last few words were almost uttered through gritted teeth, and everyone could hear the sound of him gnashing his teeth.

It's just that this matter has nothing to do with them, they are all watching the show from the sidelines.

Buddha Statue Baoyou didn't care about anything else, and asked Gu Mingzhang what he saw.

"Baoyou, ordinary Buddha statues are made of wood. I think yours is the same. The whole body is purple and red. It's either made of red sandalwood or high-quality chicken wing wood."

"This material itself is very textured, and it was also the wood of choice for carving Buddha statues in the early years."

"There is no problem with the overall shape. The Buddha's head and clothes are all in the style of the Tang Dynasty."

"But there is only a problem with the eyes of this Buddha statue."

"The material used is not the normal material, but the blood jade that has been made in the altar. After detecting resentment and resentment, it will turn green."

"Baoyou, do you still remember what turns green?"

"hat?"

Baoyou replied, Gu Mingzhang looked at the answer and his face turned green, and he yelled directly.

"It's the will-o'-the-wisp! The will-o'-the-wisp!"

"Wild-o'-the-wisps have been found wherever there are ghosts since ancient times, and this thing is to detect the existence of ghost-fires!"

"As you can see from the appearance of this Buddha statue under the green light, it is obviously a Rakshasa. In Buddhism, a Rakshasa is also a kind of evil spirit."

"What does this mean?"

"This Buddha statue is the incarnation of evil spirits. It is a Buddha during the day and a demon at night."

"Such a Buddha statue has only appeared in one place!"

Gu Mingzhang spoke so convincingly that the treasure friends all asked where it was.

"Little Leiyin Temple, Patriarch Huangmei!"

"You can see that the eyebrows of this Buddha statue extend outward in this way, which is obviously the shape of the ancestor with yellow eyebrows."

"So, this is not a decent Buddha statue at all, but an evil Buddha."

"Buddha eyes see ghosts, Rakshasa chases souls!"

"As for your friend, he obviously wanted to kill you, so he made up this excuse."

"Baoyou, you have been at home for so long and haven't had any accidents. It can only be said that you are lucky."

After these two sentences came out, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't help shivering.

They never thought that this Buddha statue and things could be explained in this way.

Baoyou, who was holding the Buddha statue, couldn't help but panic and asked what to do with this evil Buddha statue.

"Don't rush to deal with it, there is still one thing that has not been explained."

"Baoyou, you just said that there is a strange smell in the house, and I know where it comes from!"

"You...know all of this?"

Not only Buddha Baoyou, but even the audience in the live broadcast room were a little surprised.

It didn't even say where this thing came from, or how Gu Mingzhang came out.

"Baoyou, you should have chosen the incense imported from the Buddha Kingdom when buying incense, right?"

"God!"

"Gu Daochang, how do you know?"

Buddha Statue Baoyou screamed, and everyone in the live broadcast room gave a fierce look.

Baoyou never said this, and it was not easy for Gu Mingzhang to see it.

"That's the Jiangtou incense from the kingdom of Buddha."

"It is made from a mixture of corpse oil and poisonous insects and weeds. It has a strong taste and is specially used for head-down techniques."

"Some magic tricks from the Buddhist kingdom are also used, such as ancient mantong, asking for amulets, and little ghosts."

"Then... will something happen?"

Baoyou turned pale with fright when he heard these words, and hurriedly retreated to the corner, trembling with his mobile phone in his arms.

"Things, I won't do it for the time being, but it's hard to say if I use it too much."

"As for the solution, it's also very simple, you should understand, right?"

"I understand! I understand!"

Baoyou nodded again and again, and took out his phone with a sincere attitude.

"Gu Daochang, how much will you charge for going out to solve this matter? I will pay the deposit immediately!"

With a smile on the corner of Gu Mingzhang's mouth, he glanced at the screen proudly.

See how they dare to say that they are phishing for fame!
But when he found that no one praised him, his face turned cold, and he froze in place and forgot to bid.

It was Baoyou in the live broadcast room who urged him to come back to his senses.

With a ruthless heart, he stretched out three fingers.

"The matter is urgent, and the power is not small, it costs 30!"

"puff!"

In the live broadcast room, Ning Fan couldn't hold back his laughter.

Everyone looked at Ning Fan and asked what was going on.

Ning Fan looked at the barrage and said eight words with a smile.

"Talk a lot, it's all bullshit!"

(End of this chapter)

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