Anti-Japanese War: Starting from Yaobai
Chapter 1343 Devils don't make sharp turns!
Onizuka Kazuzo probably never imagined in his dreams that he was just the object of entertainment during the Dragon Boat Festival when he had nothing to do.
In the matter of LY, only the spy leader Onitsuka Kazuzo remained, and the two uncertain factors of Li Yuqing and Wu Zhiwen, and then the matter of LY was over.
And then, on the Dragon Boat Festival, just go to the 56th Army garrison to chat with Liao Guangyi about life, and go to Cao Fulin to appease him, and the affairs of the Third Army will be over.
So Onizuka Kazuzo likes to act, so Dragon Boat Festival let him act, until Onizuka Kazuzo himself could hardly continue acting.
Because the reason why people act is because there are audiences watching.By this time, his audience was already tired.And the more Onitsuka Kazuzo plays out, the more loopholes there will be.So, no matter what he said again, no one believed him anymore.
He gave that self-absorbed speech like a clown.
And the old abacus on the side finally couldn't listen anymore, and cursed: "Don't live in vain, what are you talking about? You are eating rice paddies because you are hungry? You not only eat, but also use rice paddy to wash took a shower.
And didn't you discover it yourself?The color you are covered by clothing is clearly not the same color as the outside.When you take a shower, you wash your body, not your face?
And you said that you are a math teacher, so let me test you, it takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? "
Old Abacus questioned Onitsuka Kazuzo. Although Onitsuka Kazuzo was stunned by the series of questions asked by Old Abacus, he believed that he must answer this math problem quickly and accurately, so as to regain the love of the Chinese people around him. trust.
And this question is very simple, it is an ordinary arithmetic problem.
"It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes?"
Onizuka Kazuzo repeated the question in his mind, and then quickly replied: "It will take nine to ten minutes."
After finishing the answer, Kazuzo Onizuka was a little proud, after all, he answered very quickly.
It's just that at this time, most of the people around are shaking their heads.Because the old abacus is not a math problem at all, but a brain teaser.
"Hahaha, wrong!"
At this moment, the old abacus laughed loudly, and then slapped him with a bang, causing Onizuka Kazuzo's head to buzz.
At this time, the old abacus replied: "It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and it only takes three minutes for ninety children to eat ninety cakes."
"Hahaha!"
The people around laughed, but Onizuka Kazuzo was a little stunned, and asked: "How can it be 3 minutes? It takes 3 minutes for three children to eat three cakes, so ninety children eat ninety a pie,.need,need,'
As Onizuka Kazuzo spoke, his voice became softer, because he also wanted to understand the reason behind it.It takes the same amount of time for three children to eat three loaves as for ninety children to eat ninety loaves.
But Onizuka Kazuzo still refused to accept it and said: "You are doing a brain teaser, and you didn't explain it beforehand. I calculated it according to the math problem. If you have the ability, do you do another one?"
The old abacus smiled disdainfully: "You can't do another one. Then listen carefully, Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. After 5 years, Lao Zhang smokes more cigarettes than Lao Wang. There is more smoke, why is that?"
The corners of Onitsuka Kazuzo's mouth twitched, because you're such a mother, is this a problem?Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. Five years later, Lao Zhang smoked more cigarettes than Lao Wang?Are you creating a miracle in the history of mathematics?No matter what, it's impossible for Lao Zhang to smoke more than Lao Wang?
"I don't know, tell me the answer!"
Onizuka Kazuzo directly abstained because he felt that the topic was unreasonable, and no matter what, it was impossible for Lao Zhang to smoke more than Lao Wang.
But at this moment, the old abacus jumped up and slapped his head one after another, and the Onitsuka Kazuzo who hit him almost fell headfirst on the spot.
Onizuka Kazuzo glared, he was so angry that he almost couldn't speak Japanese.
The old abacus smiled at this time: "Old Wang smoked too much, he would have died long ago. Hahaha!"
"Baga, Lu, I'm going to kill you!"
Onizuka Kazuzo felt that he was being played with, and couldn't hold back his anger any longer, and spoke Japanese directly.
It's just that as soon as the words came out, he was stupid on the spot.
At the same time, Old Abacus tapped him with the index finger of his right hand, with the expression that you are done.
"He's Japanese!"
"Japanese, what the hell, we were almost cheated by him!"
"Kill him, you bastard!"
"kill him!"
·············
At this time, the common people also suddenly realized that although there were soldiers blocking them, they took stones or sticks to throw Onizuka Kazuzo.
At this time, even though Onizuka Kazuzo was protecting his head with his hands, he was still hit by a stone, causing his head to bleed profusely.
The Dragon Boat Festival didn't pay attention to it, let alone stop the common people.He was smoking a cigarette and looking behind him.
Because just behind him, several cars drove up at this time, and then a familiar figure appeared, it was Zheng Yaoxian.
Zheng Yao got out of the car first and revealed his identity, but the guards only let him over.
Zheng Yaoxian quickly walked to Duan Wu's side, whispering in his ear: "Li Yuqing and Wu Zhiwen ran away. Sun Tongxuan's wife was shot and sent to the hospital, and now her life is unknown."
Duan Wu spread his hands and said, "Sixth brother, when did you become so unreliable?"
Zheng Yaoxian said helplessly: "I underestimated Wu Zhiwen's pistol team too much. They lead elite soldiers, and the pistol shooting accuracy is very high. Many of my brothers died under their guns. So what should we do now? ? I think Wu Zhiwen’s pistol brigade might surrender to the Japanese.”
Duan Wu asked back: "Where are your people? Do you have any plans near the pistol brigade?"
Zheng Yao thought for a while and replied: "Yes, but not many, Zhao Jianzhi is in charge. But he has too few people, I asked him to just collect information."
Duan Wu said: "It's a little troublesome, but it's not a big problem. It seems that I have to set off tonight."
Zheng Yaoxian bowed slightly and said, "Young Master, you have worked hard, this is my dereliction of duty."
Duan Wu waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, anyway, the defense area of the 56th Army has to go anyway, it's just that the time is earlier or later.
By the way, I will give you a small gift, that is the commander of the devil's LY operation.You go to trial!Do what you want, but one thing, he has to die. "
Speaking of Dragon Boat Festival, he pointed to Onitsuka Kazuzo, then turned around and said a few words to Shangguan Zhibiao, Shangguan Zhibiao then shouted: "Everyone is there, return to the camp and wait for orders, this place will be handled by the military commander."
"Yes!"
All the soldiers responded at the same time, then put away their guns and stepped forward, quickly lined up in two rows, and then set off to the barracks in a neat line.
At the same time, the military command agents quickly stepped forward, escorted Onizuka Kazuzo, and called a truck to take away all the dead bodies of the devil.
The people on both sides of the street retreated quickly, never daring to step forward again.Because the name of the military command is like thunder, it is a Senluo Temple that can only be entered and cannot be entered, and it is completely different from a regular army like the Dragon Boat Festival.
Perhaps when facing the regular army, they still have the courage to express their dissatisfaction, but when they learn that the opponent is the military commander, they back off as much as possible, for fear of getting burned!
In the matter of LY, only the spy leader Onitsuka Kazuzo remained, and the two uncertain factors of Li Yuqing and Wu Zhiwen, and then the matter of LY was over.
And then, on the Dragon Boat Festival, just go to the 56th Army garrison to chat with Liao Guangyi about life, and go to Cao Fulin to appease him, and the affairs of the Third Army will be over.
So Onizuka Kazuzo likes to act, so Dragon Boat Festival let him act, until Onizuka Kazuzo himself could hardly continue acting.
Because the reason why people act is because there are audiences watching.By this time, his audience was already tired.And the more Onitsuka Kazuzo plays out, the more loopholes there will be.So, no matter what he said again, no one believed him anymore.
He gave that self-absorbed speech like a clown.
And the old abacus on the side finally couldn't listen anymore, and cursed: "Don't live in vain, what are you talking about? You are eating rice paddies because you are hungry? You not only eat, but also use rice paddy to wash took a shower.
And didn't you discover it yourself?The color you are covered by clothing is clearly not the same color as the outside.When you take a shower, you wash your body, not your face?
And you said that you are a math teacher, so let me test you, it takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? "
Old Abacus questioned Onitsuka Kazuzo. Although Onitsuka Kazuzo was stunned by the series of questions asked by Old Abacus, he believed that he must answer this math problem quickly and accurately, so as to regain the love of the Chinese people around him. trust.
And this question is very simple, it is an ordinary arithmetic problem.
"It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes?"
Onizuka Kazuzo repeated the question in his mind, and then quickly replied: "It will take nine to ten minutes."
After finishing the answer, Kazuzo Onizuka was a little proud, after all, he answered very quickly.
It's just that at this time, most of the people around are shaking their heads.Because the old abacus is not a math problem at all, but a brain teaser.
"Hahaha, wrong!"
At this moment, the old abacus laughed loudly, and then slapped him with a bang, causing Onizuka Kazuzo's head to buzz.
At this time, the old abacus replied: "It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and it only takes three minutes for ninety children to eat ninety cakes."
"Hahaha!"
The people around laughed, but Onizuka Kazuzo was a little stunned, and asked: "How can it be 3 minutes? It takes 3 minutes for three children to eat three cakes, so ninety children eat ninety a pie,.need,need,'
As Onizuka Kazuzo spoke, his voice became softer, because he also wanted to understand the reason behind it.It takes the same amount of time for three children to eat three loaves as for ninety children to eat ninety loaves.
But Onizuka Kazuzo still refused to accept it and said: "You are doing a brain teaser, and you didn't explain it beforehand. I calculated it according to the math problem. If you have the ability, do you do another one?"
The old abacus smiled disdainfully: "You can't do another one. Then listen carefully, Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. After 5 years, Lao Zhang smokes more cigarettes than Lao Wang. There is more smoke, why is that?"
The corners of Onitsuka Kazuzo's mouth twitched, because you're such a mother, is this a problem?Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. Five years later, Lao Zhang smoked more cigarettes than Lao Wang?Are you creating a miracle in the history of mathematics?No matter what, it's impossible for Lao Zhang to smoke more than Lao Wang?
"I don't know, tell me the answer!"
Onizuka Kazuzo directly abstained because he felt that the topic was unreasonable, and no matter what, it was impossible for Lao Zhang to smoke more than Lao Wang.
But at this moment, the old abacus jumped up and slapped his head one after another, and the Onitsuka Kazuzo who hit him almost fell headfirst on the spot.
Onizuka Kazuzo glared, he was so angry that he almost couldn't speak Japanese.
The old abacus smiled at this time: "Old Wang smoked too much, he would have died long ago. Hahaha!"
"Baga, Lu, I'm going to kill you!"
Onizuka Kazuzo felt that he was being played with, and couldn't hold back his anger any longer, and spoke Japanese directly.
It's just that as soon as the words came out, he was stupid on the spot.
At the same time, Old Abacus tapped him with the index finger of his right hand, with the expression that you are done.
"He's Japanese!"
"Japanese, what the hell, we were almost cheated by him!"
"Kill him, you bastard!"
"kill him!"
·············
At this time, the common people also suddenly realized that although there were soldiers blocking them, they took stones or sticks to throw Onizuka Kazuzo.
At this time, even though Onizuka Kazuzo was protecting his head with his hands, he was still hit by a stone, causing his head to bleed profusely.
The Dragon Boat Festival didn't pay attention to it, let alone stop the common people.He was smoking a cigarette and looking behind him.
Because just behind him, several cars drove up at this time, and then a familiar figure appeared, it was Zheng Yaoxian.
Zheng Yao got out of the car first and revealed his identity, but the guards only let him over.
Zheng Yaoxian quickly walked to Duan Wu's side, whispering in his ear: "Li Yuqing and Wu Zhiwen ran away. Sun Tongxuan's wife was shot and sent to the hospital, and now her life is unknown."
Duan Wu spread his hands and said, "Sixth brother, when did you become so unreliable?"
Zheng Yaoxian said helplessly: "I underestimated Wu Zhiwen's pistol team too much. They lead elite soldiers, and the pistol shooting accuracy is very high. Many of my brothers died under their guns. So what should we do now? ? I think Wu Zhiwen’s pistol brigade might surrender to the Japanese.”
Duan Wu asked back: "Where are your people? Do you have any plans near the pistol brigade?"
Zheng Yao thought for a while and replied: "Yes, but not many, Zhao Jianzhi is in charge. But he has too few people, I asked him to just collect information."
Duan Wu said: "It's a little troublesome, but it's not a big problem. It seems that I have to set off tonight."
Zheng Yaoxian bowed slightly and said, "Young Master, you have worked hard, this is my dereliction of duty."
Duan Wu waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, anyway, the defense area of the 56th Army has to go anyway, it's just that the time is earlier or later.
By the way, I will give you a small gift, that is the commander of the devil's LY operation.You go to trial!Do what you want, but one thing, he has to die. "
Speaking of Dragon Boat Festival, he pointed to Onitsuka Kazuzo, then turned around and said a few words to Shangguan Zhibiao, Shangguan Zhibiao then shouted: "Everyone is there, return to the camp and wait for orders, this place will be handled by the military commander."
"Yes!"
All the soldiers responded at the same time, then put away their guns and stepped forward, quickly lined up in two rows, and then set off to the barracks in a neat line.
At the same time, the military command agents quickly stepped forward, escorted Onizuka Kazuzo, and called a truck to take away all the dead bodies of the devil.
The people on both sides of the street retreated quickly, never daring to step forward again.Because the name of the military command is like thunder, it is a Senluo Temple that can only be entered and cannot be entered, and it is completely different from a regular army like the Dragon Boat Festival.
Perhaps when facing the regular army, they still have the courage to express their dissatisfaction, but when they learn that the opponent is the military commander, they back off as much as possible, for fear of getting burned!
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