Anti-Japanese War: Starting from Yaobai

Chapter 388 Zhou Weiguo is lame!
"Transferred!"

"Transfer?"

Duan Wu really had nothing to explain, saying that Zhou Weiguo's injury was transferred from his leg to his arm.

At this time, not only Tang Jiujiu was surprised, but even Zhou Weiguo was a little dazed, thinking: Can this be transferred?Where are you kid cheating ghosts?Can Miss Tang believe it?

And Tang Jiujiu also questioned: "Zhou Weiguo, don't treat me like a three-year-old child. I've seen someone who was injured and could be transferred!" (At this time, Tang Jiujiu thought that the Dragon Boat Festival was Zhou Weiguo)

But the Dragon Boat Festival is not nervous, and there is an urge to smoke a cigarette.

He said calmly: "Our commissioner, indeed, has injured his leg. His leg is very badly injured."

As he said that, Duan Wu patted Zhou Weiguo's leg, and then said: "The special commissioner's leg was hit by a car tire."

"Damn it?"

It was the first time Tang Jiujiu heard that the tire could hit his leg, so it was pressed, right?

At this time, even Zhou Weiguo, Wang Zan, Zhao Beishan, Mr. Huo, and the old snort all twitched their mouths, thinking: If you can explain this clearly, we dare to call you Dad.What shifted, the leg was smashed by a car tire, are you talking human words?
Whose car tire can hit the leg?Can you explain it to me and let me see?

But at this time, Duan Wu said eloquently: "It's nothing surprising that this car hit your leg. This car was driving on the road, whining, and it hit your leg with a bang."

"..."

Tang Jiujiu was speechless, and had an urge to strangle Duan Wu to death, because Duan Wu's explanation was simply too ridiculous.

Duan Wu laughed and said: "Just kidding. It was like this at the time,"

The Dragon Boat Festival came to the truth this time, saying that when the Dragon Boat Festival was in the Yushan position, the Dragon Boat Festival commissioner was brave and fearless. When chasing the Japanese army leader Shigeto Chiaki, a shell fell on the Devils car parked aside.

The devil's car wheel fell off and was blown out, and it bounced while rolling.And our special agent ignored the flying car wheel because he was concentrating on chasing Chiaki Shigeto, and was hit by the car wheel, that's what happened.

"Fog grass!"

All the people present complained as much as possible, thinking: Can this also be explained?
But not wanting to shock them, Duan Wu continued: "At that time, the wheel of the car hit the special commissioner's leg. If it were an ordinary person, he would have been lying on the ground and couldn't move. It weighs more than 40 kilograms,"

"More, not so heavy."

At this moment, the old snore reminded that because he had driven and repaired the car, the wheels of the car were not so heavy at all.

But I didn’t want it to be the Dragon Boat Festival, but I waved my hand and said: "This is not the point. The point is that our special commissioner chased the enemy for thousands of miles, and the captain of the Japanese heavy rattan detachment vomited blood to death."

"puff!"

At this time, Zhou Weiguo really vomited blood, and thought: How can this boy Duanwu be so good at bragging, so he can put gold on his face?

But at this time, Duan Wu pretended to cry and said: "Look, our special commissioner is still injured, and still occasionally coughs and squirts blood. He is really a hero model of our party and country!"

"Crack!"

The people present at this time were already unable to complain.Because you should always have a certain degree of deception, right?It's thanks to them knowing what's going on, otherwise they would all be limped by Duan Wu.

Tang Jiujiu was also completely fooled, and the bodyguards brought by Tang Jiujiu looked at Zhou Weiguo with admiration.

Zhou Weiguo's face was flushed, and he felt ashamed.Because those onlookers wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, especially for him?
Zhou Weiguo said angrily: "Then how did the injury on my leg transfer to my arm?"

Zhou Weiguo questioned, in fact, he didn’t want to continue acting with Duan Wu, because it was too embarrassing. Every time Duan Wu said a word, his face was full of embarrassment, so he said it on purpose. If Duan Wu couldn’t explain it, then he didn’t have to. Pretend, come find your girl, you can do it yourself!

Tang Jiujiu also looked at Duan Wu strangely, meaning, why did the injury on the leg transfer to the arm?

"Hehehe, Commissioner, you are good or bad."

Duan Wu pinched the orchid finger and twisted her waist, making Tang Jiujiu laugh.I didn't expect that there are such fun people in this world, much more interesting than those serious bodyguards.

So she was thinking, it would be great if Zhou Weiguo in front of her was the special commissioner. (Tang Jiujiu refers to the Dragon Boat Festival)
"What do you mean? If you don't name Zi Chou Yin today, be careful of Miss Ben's fist. To tell you the truth, my master is Lama Wang, the great priest of Shaolin Temple in Wudang Office. My master also has a younger brother named Xiao Curry yellow is not spicy,"

Tang Jiujiu shook his fist and boasted.

Duan Wu was surprised, and thought: "This little girl must have heard Lao Guo's cross talk."

It's just that he doesn't know that art is originally a product that comes from life and is higher than life.He has never experienced that era, so how does he know that there are no these two people?

So Duan Wu didn't get entangled anymore, he saw that Zhou Weiguo was trying to trap himself, so he absolutely couldn't sit still and wait for death.

Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense for Zhou Weiguo to participate blindly there.Tang Jiujiu was fooled by watching the Dragon Boat Festival.Why does Zhou Weiguo need to say more?

But there is no panic in the Dragon Boat Festival, because there is Lao Zhao (Uncle Benshan)!All he said were lines, Tang Jiujiu, Zhou Weiguo, and Huo Shouyi and others had never heard of it.

Duan Wu said solemnly: "Because our special commissioner, even though he was seriously injured, still insisted on fighting, which caused the blood on your right leg to rise rapidly. There are two big tendons on your two legs, like two highways. The congestion is rapidly moving upwards at a speed of [-] to [-] kilometers per hour, you are finished, the ruthless illness is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a brand new vegetative person is about to be born!"

"Fuck!"

Zhou Weiguo never swears, but at this moment he couldn't help it anymore.Grandma's too good at flickering, and she's so serious about it.

Master Huo, Zhao Beishan, Wang Zan and others were directly confused, and even felt that what Duan Wu said made sense.

"Blood congestion, flowing along the blood vessels to the brain to form a thrombus = vegetative state?"

Tang Jiujiu thought for a moment and came to such an astonishing conclusion.

"You're right. My cousin is a brain doctor. You're such a talent."

Tang Jiujiu praised, and this was the first time she praised people sincerely.

Duan Wu let out a long breath, thinking that he had finally passed this test, and the rest would all depend on Zhou Weiguo.

But Zhou Weiguo had just taken two steps at this time, but Tang Jiujiu asked again: "Even if the bruises go up, then this leg can't heal so quickly, right?"

Duan Wu glared at Zhou Weiguo, and thought: Can you act well?An actor like you will never survive three episodes in a TV series. If it is faster in a movie, two shots will kill you.

But Zhou Weiguo would not lie, how could he ever deceive anyone?
All he could say was, "I actually have a good leg."

"I'm pretending, I saw that Miss Tang is pretending beautifully."

Zhou Weiguo was so angry that he almost scolded his mother when the words of the Dragon Boat Festival broke through.I thought: What should I pretend?Isn't it all because of you?Why don't you go back with Miss Tang?The life is good, and the figure is slim.She looks better than Chen Yi and Xiao Ya. If I didn't have two girlfriends, I would be tempted.It's not bad if others like you just like you.You still don't want to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail?
Zhou Weiguo hated this in his heart, but he had already agreed to the Dragon Boat Festival.

Everyone knows Zhou Weiguo's character, spitting is like a nail.Since he agreed to Duan Wu, he couldn't say on the spot: I am not the special commissioner Duan Wu, but the kid opposite is.He can't do this kind of thing.

But he really can't do it if he wants to make him a special commissioner and cheat girls.He's not good at this.What's more, he is very entangled now.Because he couldn't find Chen Yi, he had fallen in love with Xiao Ya again.But at this time, Duan Wu told him that Chen Yi and Zhang Chu were married in a fake manner.

His heart is really messed up.And if he hadn't agreed to the Dragon Boat Festival before, he wouldn't have continued to pretend to be a special commissioner.In case Miss Tang falls in love with him again, well, three women in one play.He died before his ambition was fulfilled.

So although Zhou Weiguo insisted on the surface, he has been resisting in his heart.

It was his inconsistency between words and deeds that aroused Tang Jiujiu's suspicion again.

"Take two more steps, let me see?"

Tang Jiujiu signaled, and Zhou Weiguo thought it was just right, I would be exposed after taking two more steps, so I don't need to pretend anymore.

Zhou Weiguo walked around in stride, and he really looked like a normal person.

At this time Tang Jiujiu looked at Duanwu again, her sharp eyes seemed to kill someone.

If Duan Wu hadn't had bad legs, he wouldn't be afraid of her at all.But at this moment, the right leg really dragged him back.

He could only say: "Miss Tang, if you don't believe me, let me tune him up."

"Well, then you have to adjust well. If you dare to lie to me, look at my fist as big as a sandbag."

Tang Jiujiu shook her pink fist, which was as big as a sandbag, and she wanted to laugh at the Dragon Boat Festival.That is to say, if the other party is a girl, he doesn't care about her, otherwise he will kick her to grandma's house.

Duan Wu leaned on his [-]-style rifle and limped to Zhou Weiguo.

Zhou Weiguo acted like it was none of my business.

Duan Wu didn't say anything, but said solemnly: "Special commissioner, do you admit that your right leg is sick?"

Zhou Weiguo said confidently: "I don't admit it."

Duan Wu yelled: "Two steps! Take two steps! If you are not sick, take two steps! Go!"

Zhou Weiguo said disdainfully: "Let's go."

Said Zhou Weiguo walked around again.

Duan Wu pointed at Zhou Weiguo's right leg at this time, and said in surprise: "Did you see it, did you see it? The special commissioner's legs are sick, one leg is long and the other is short."

"・・・・"

Zhou Weiguo was speechless, and thought: How can you still make me limping?
But at this time, the old snorer cooperated: "Yes, yes, yes, I can also see that the special commissioner's right leg is short."

"Mr. Huo, do you see it?"

Dragon Boat Festival pulled Mr. Huo in again.Master Huo wanted to not cooperate, but he was afraid that Duanwu would give him small shoes to wear, so he quickly responded: "Yes, yes, I saw it too."

Everyone around agreed, and Zhou Weiguo had no choice.

At this time, Duan Wu turned around and said to Tang Jiujiu: "Miss Tang, everyone can see it."

"what?"

Tang Jiujiu really didn't notice Zhou Weiguo's short legs, but everyone around him did. What's going on?

She motioned, "Take two more steps and let me see?"

At this time Zhou Weiguo was about to leave, but Duan Wu said: "You can't go like this at all, you follow me, you can go as I go."

Duan Wu dropped his crutches and strode forward.At first it looked like it was walking normally, but as I walked, it started to tap my feet.

This is like a person stretching out one finger and asking you what it is, you say one, and stretching out two fingers to ask you what it is, you say two.And when he stretches out three fingers, he will ask you what one plus one equals. At this time, [-]% of people will say that it is three.

This is a kind of inertia. Although everyone knows that one plus one equals two, when the other party stretches out the third finger, you will blurt out the number three.

The same is true for Zhou Weiguo, he is not a fool, but because of this little trick of the Dragon Boat Festival, he became limped unconsciously.

"Lame, really lame."

Tang Jiujiu screamed, and at this time everyone also reacted, and complained loudly: "The special commissioner is really a god, and his good legs are really limping."

Tang Jiujiu also pointed at Zhou Weiguo with a sudden realization: "You really are that Dragon Boat Festival, I was almost deceived by you. Could it be that I, Tang Jiujiu, am not good enough for you?"

Duan Wu hurriedly echoed: "Worthy, worthy, you and our special commissioner are so talented and beautiful. The first time I saw you, I thought that you must be the wife of our special commissioner in the future."

"Damn, who wants to marry him? I'm taking him back to Nanjing by order of my uncle."

Speaking of this, Tang Jiujiu and the bodyguard behind him said: "Leave the money and take the commissioner away."

"Yes, miss!"

The bodyguards responded, regardless of whether Zhou Weiguo was willing or not, they put Zhou Weiguo in the middle one by one.

Zhou Weiguo was speechless, and could only follow a few bodyguards, but just glared at Duanwu before leaving.

Duan Wu was smiling, and when Tang Jiujiu walked in front of her, she lowered her voice and said: "Miss Tang, our special commissioners are not like this usually, this is when I met you, I suddenly became shy. Don't worry about it, hehe!"

"Don't worry, I will be gentle with him, hehehe!"

Tang Jiujiu smiled sinisterly, but at this time Duan Wu gave a thumbs up and praised: "Like everyone's lady!"

(End of this chapter)