Turn a beast into a god

Chapter 2 I'm an idiot

That night, all the soldiers from the Xunbao Camp and the Wind Chasing Camp went out to search for these three medicinal herbs. He took a fever-reducing elixir and fed it to the child.

All the soldiers in the battalion were happy that the abandoned baby was treated in a timely manner, and even went to visit it in turn. General Qiao's daughter-in-law Yang Shuqi also brought her granddaughter to visit the baby from time to time.

But soon everyone felt that the baby might be an idiot.

Because he doesn't cry or make noise, he doesn't even need adults to pick him up and coax him to sleep.His diet is very regular, and he is very obedient to his servants, eats with his mouth open, and maintains a good habit of sleeping on time.He listens attentively when adults talk about him, and he is very energetic every day.

However, apart from being extremely cooperative with everyone in feeding and watering, the child also excreted and excreted when carried to the toilet, but the child never made any sound.

But any normal person, even a deaf-mute person, will squeak to attract the attention of the adults around him.But the baby was silent and never spoke.

The only thing I do every day is to watch the servants and soldiers in front of me, as well as General Joe's family members come into the house to visit me.

In the eyes of adults, this baby's gaze is too dull, as if looking out of the window and the door through the body.

The baby continued to wet the bed for a few weeks after treatment ended, but then less often, pointing down whenever he was visited.The adult saw that the baby could express his inner thoughts with his body, picked up the baby and went to the toilet to use the toilet.

These actions made Qiao Zhuang's servants and soldiers think that the baby was not stupid, and even a little smart.

After half a year, everyone thought he was an idiot again.

Because he was still silent, except for expressing his thoughts with body language, he never made any sound, as if he hadn't grown vocal cords and couldn't make a sound.

Coupled with the fact that they kept looking into the distance with empty eyes, the servants were very curious about what was in the distance at first, but after a long time, they stopped looking out because there was nothing new outside.

This incident had a particularly great impact on Dr. Cui. Dr. Cui Quji, who had treated many princes and concubines in the palace in the early years, was criticized behind his back because the child could not speak. caused by herbs.

Miracle Doctor Cui ran away countless times because of this matter, came here cursing, and left in a jerky manner.

Children who are similar to his age can already babble at this time, learn the pronunciation of adults in a good way, and can pop out simple pronunciations from their mouths, such as "father", "mother", "grandpa" , "Sister", "Fanfan", "Shush" and other titles, but this child seems to have been cast aphasia spell by a spiritual mage, no matter how General Qiao, Yang Shuqi and granddaughter Qiao Kexin tease him, his mouth is dry , His face was distorted, and there was no reaction. He just looked straight at the lord, as if his eyes passed through the lord's body and looked into the distance.

When the child was one year old, he was named Qiao Bang by General Qiao, hoping that he would rule the country and make the country prosperous and safe.It was only after the name was named that the child recovered and stared at the other party thoughtfully when he heard others call him Qiao Bang.

At the age of three, Qiao Bang still hadn't said a single word. Yang Shuqi hurriedly summoned several well-known doctors in the area, and also invited several well-known mages to check whether Qiao Bang had been raped in Wanfeng City, the county town of Dinghai County. Curse, but nothing unusual was found.

Maybe everyone is tired and no longer obsessed with getting Qiao Bang to speak.

Fortunately, Qiaobang has learned to walk upright since he was one and a half years old, and he can move freely.

But such a child doesn't cry, make noise, laugh or scream, and often looks into the distance stupidly.If this is not an idiot, there is really no good word to describe it.

In the summer when he was three years old, Qiao Bang was in a daze in the yard. Suddenly, a thunderbolt fell from the sky and hit a crooked tree in front of him. He fell down and yelled "Fuck".

The servants who cleaned the yard were also shocked by this scene, and hurriedly picked up Qiao Bang and sent him to the room, while other servants rushed to fight the fire with water.

After a while, they realized that Qiao Bang seemed to have spoken just now?
The servants rushed to General Qiao and Yang Shuqi to report that this was big news. It had been three years since Qiao Bang was picked up, and Qiao Bang actually spoke, although he didn’t know what the two words meant .

In the next few days, the frequency of General Qiao's visits to Qiao Bang increased, and Yang Shuqi simply stayed in Qiao Bang's house.

However, as usual, Qiao Bang remained silent.It's just that when General Qiao came to visit, there was a smile on his face.When watching Yang Shuqi feed him food, she also put on a smile.

Even Qiao Kexin, the granddaughter of General Qiao who came to visit him from time to time, Qiao Bang raised the corners of his mouth to show a smile.

During the three years since he was picked up, Qiao Bang behaved like a moron with a low IQ. Overall, he looked like, um, not very smart.

Ever since Qiao Bang said "Damn it", the crooked neck tree was split in half by lightning, but it still remained in the yard. General Qiao also arranged many enlightenment teachers to teach Qiao Bang how to pronounce and write, trying to make Qiao Bang is learning at the same pace as his peers, not too far behind.

But this Qiao Bang can write a lot of good characters according to the gourd painting. The handwriting is timeless and handsome, and the fonts are rich and light.

The teacher reported Qiao Bang's situation to General Qiao, but General Qiao was puzzled and made trouble.

The fact that this child can speak can be inferred from the mutual testimony of several servants, but why not say it now?

Picking up the paper that Qiao Bang had written on, looking at it for a while, he sighed.

"The person who can write such handwriting is actually a three-year-old child. It's unbelievable, unbelievable..."

There were about a hundred people in Qiaozhuang who were puzzled why Qiaobang didn't speak. On a rainy day after Qiaobang learned to write a lot of characters, they suddenly heard voices coming from Qiaobang's room, and everyone surrounded them. Come and see what's going on in the house.

I saw Qiaobang facing the window with his back to the door, looking at the rain scene outside the window, muttering words.

Although he couldn't understand what he said, Qiao Bang finally spoke. This was the first time everyone saw Qiao Bang speak so many tones.

"What should I do when it's raining, I miss you so much, I dare not call you, I can't find the reason~"

(End of this chapter)