Tiger Police

Chapter 592
Guo Jianfeng thought it was funny when he heard this, but he didn't dare to laugh. He could only hold back in his heart and try to control it, jokingly said: "What are you going to bite...you are not a dog."

"I'm a dog today!" Ding Jian didn't joke with him. He looked grim at the moment: "It's obviously their fault. I know it's not easy to park these days. Because there are many people and cars, no matter where you go Parking spaces are tight everywhere. As I said before, everyone has troubles. You are free to come and find someone to do things, but you can’t park your car at the intersection to hinder others.”

"Besides, that woman has a problem with her attitude. It's her family's car, so she opened her mouth and said she didn't know. When the man came, she didn't say a word, and just got into the car... Damn, this I don’t know what to do!”

Guo Jianfeng was speechless at what he said, so he could only nod his head: "Okay, okay, you're right."

Ding Jianyu was still angry: "So when I went up, I stopped their car and asked the couple to come down and speak clearly. Then they were not happy, and when they got down, they started swearing, and the swearing was very ugly."

Guo Jianfeng bowed his head and recorded: "What did they scold you for?"

The corners of Ding Jian's eyes twitched: "They called me a pig, said I had no brains, said I was poor and deliberately put on a show. The woman talked even more, saying that I can't find a wife in my life like this, and that my hairstyle is a Mediterranean, and... also said that people are tolerant, but when they come to me, they become my "milk" tolerant."

Guo Jianfeng raised his head and asked puzzledly: "You are very tolerant? This is true, it is to let you open your mind and stop worrying about a little thing?"

Ding Jian raised his hand and waved it like a fly: "What she said didn't mean what you said. She pointed at this."

As he spoke, Ding Jian cupped his chest with his left hand and deliberately lifted it up.

He was obese, with a lot of fat on his body, and a mass of swelling and protruding fat was lifted out of his chest, which happened to be where a woman's nipples were, making him especially big.

"I'm a man, and she told me ****." Ding Jian shouted angrily, "I'm going to explode when I hear it. I can bear anything else you say, but this is the only thing I can't do!"

"So I opened my mouth and cursed back."

Guo Jianfeng raised his hand to his forehead, feeling that this matter is really difficult, and I'm afraid it can't be done well.

He didn't have much friendship with Ding Jian. He had met him several times, but he had never met him or had dinner together.

But many of my colleagues said before Ding Jian, the first reaction would be - this fat forensic doctor is a typical mouth missing a piece of Europe, wicked!

Don't look at him as harmless to humans and animals with a smile at ordinary times, but once you annoy him, Ding Jian's stinky mouth can scold you from being a national standard athlete to dying.

One can imagine how miserable Jiang Yinfeng and Sang Yuanyuan were scolded by him at that time!

Ding Jian continued: "At the beginning, the man didn't get out of the car, he just sat in the cab and listened to my scolding. Later, he was scolded by me, so he opened the car door and got out, saying: If you have the ability, can you scold me again?"

"I was so happy when I heard it. I have never heard such a perverted request when I grow up. It's okay! If you want to hear it, I will scold you. Only sluts have been begging others to scold him. I didn't listen to it." Enjoyable, right? Then I will continue to scold."

Guo Jianfeng frowned deeper than before: "Did you do it on purpose?"

Ding Jian said lightly: "My car has been on for more than 20 minutes. The location I chose is right in front of the front of the car, which happens to be the best angle for the driving recorder to shoot. Let me declare first! I just said from the beginning to the end Speak, argue with them, and never fight."

"He told me to 'try swearing again', so I continued swearing. Then he slapped me."

Hearing this, Guo Jianfeng suddenly felt a cool "swish" on his back.

Ding Jian is too scheming.

Quarrels are spats, no matter how harsh Ding Jian's scolding is, it is difficult to put this kind of thing on the table as evidence.

Hitting someone with your hands is different.

And Ding Jian also said: his car has not been turned off, and the driving recorder was turned on the whole time.

This guy is a typical vengeful man, especially this kind of scheming --- no one would keep the car running for a long time, it consumes fuel and electricity, and it is not good for the car itself, but he just did it.

Could it be that from the very beginning, Ding Jian had his sights set on punishing this couple?
Guo Jianfeng's scalp couldn't help but tingle, he really didn't dare to think about it.It seems that I really thought too much before... Calm things down... Obviously, these four words are not in Ding Jian's dictionary.

"It's really wrong to hit someone, he's going too far." Guo Jianfeng sighed secretly, and said to Ding Jian seriously: "Why don't we do this! According to the regulations, we can deal with it as we like. If you pay a fine, I'll let you He apologized to you, that should work, right?"

This is a normal, logical consequence of processing.

Ding Jian sneered again "hehehehe".He raised his finger to his left ear, and said sullenly like the villain in the movie: "I've said it all, this matter is not as simple as you think."

Guo Jianfeng narrowed his eyes and asked suspiciously, "What, are you injured?"

Ding Jian said "hmm": "I feel like my eardrum is perforated."

Guo Jianfeng suddenly opened his eyes wide, and let out an "ah" in shock.

The tympanic membrane is perforated, the nature of this matter has completely changed!
He subconsciously stood up from the chair, walked quickly in front of Ding Jian, bent over to get closer, and hurriedly asked: "Is it really pierced? You have to go to the hospital immediately!"

Ding Jian said lightly: "What are you going to do in the hospital? We haven't finished dealing with things here yet!"

"No... I'm doing it for your own good!" Guo Jianfeng suddenly thought of something, frowned and asked, "Old Ding, eardrum perforation will cause hearing loss! Why, from your appearance, it doesn't seem to have any effect!"

Ding Jian explained: "I have a good relationship with Hu Pingtao. This guy is very good, he can do everything, and he is an all-rounder. Have you heard of lip language? I learned it from him. Although I didn't learn it for a long time, I have more or less I can still see something. When I first learned it, I only thought about multiple skills, but I didn’t expect it to be really used today.”

Hearing what he said, Guo Jianfeng was relieved slowly, turned around and sat down on his chair, looked at Ding Jian carefully, made sure that there was no pain on his face, and asked suspiciously: "You and I Honestly, what are you thinking?"

The director of the police station is the top leader at the grassroots level, and Guo Jianfeng has served as the director longer than Hu Pingtao.He has never seen all kinds of trivial disputes, and he has handled many cases of various forms. Sometimes, as long as the relevant personnel are brought back to the office for questioning, the situation can basically be revealed.

Like today, the two sides quarreled about parking. In fact, Ding Jian was asked here. Even if Jiang Yinfeng hadn't been asked, Guo Jianfeng already understood who was right and who was wrong, and the basic demands of both sides.

He really wanted Jiang Yinfeng to apologize to Ding Jian, and then the two sides shook hands and reconciled.After all, Jiang Yinfeng was at fault for this matter.

But now listening to Ding Jianyi's words, especially the word "tympanic membrane perforation", Guo Jianfeng suddenly felt dizzy, and he knew that things were by no means as simple as he imagined.

Seeing the sneering sneer on Ding Jian's face again, Guo Jianfeng quickly raised his hand and shook him a few times: "Hey, old Ding, if you have something to say, just talk about it, don't laugh so scary, okay? I know you Those who know you are born with this appearance, those who don't know think you are born with a bad face."

"I want to be a bad person today." Ding Jian said viciously: "I know you want to calm things down, but this trick is useless to me. To be honest, I want to punish Jiang to death today. I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, with him Without me, with me without him."

Guo Jianfeng shook his head when he heard it: "How much hatred do you have with him? To say such a thing... Tell me honestly, did you know Jiang Yinfeng before? Do you have old grudges with him?"

"No." Ding Jian replied seriously: "I had never seen him before."

Guo Jianfeng didn't understand: "But why do you..."

"He parked in my way, okay?" Ding Jian interrupted him unceremoniously: "I was driving to pick up my wife, and I made an appointment for dinner with my friend. He made such a move, and the appointment All good things go to waste."

"And my wife, think about it, standing at the gate of the community with such a big belly waiting for me for almost half an hour, would you like to change?"

"And his pretending wife, who obviously belongs to her family's car, just said she didn't know, and stood there with her head down, playing with her mobile phone. Nima's car key is in her hand! You will die if you move the car? Standing there like a wooden stake but not moving, who does she think she is?"

"Old Guo, think about it, put yourself in my position and think carefully. This is obviously not treating me as a human being! Do you think I can bear this tone?"

"It's me... we two met for the first time today, you may not know my temper: you respect me a foot, I respect you a foot. But if you don't give me face, then don't blame me You're welcome, I'll punish you to death!"

Guo Jianfeng was taken aback by Ding Jian's ferocious appearance, and quickly persuaded him: "You want to be more open, in fact, I have seen a lot of people like this. If you say it is selfish in a small way, but in a big way... well, this is not good. Mentioned. Otherwise, I will go over there to take notes later, and ask Jiang Yinfeng to apologize to you, and this matter will be closed, what do you think?"

Ding Jian stared at him coldly: "Do you think an apology can solve the problem? Lao Guo, let me tell you the truth, anyway, you don't want to persuade the two sides to reconcile. Today I want his surname Jiang to kneel down and admit his mistake." , singing Conquest."

"Why?" Guo Jianfeng was puzzled.

Ding Jian was silent for a moment, and told the truth: "I have never been beaten when I grow up. Even my parents have never touched a finger of me since I was a child. Usually at work, anyone who sees me is not a guest. You are welcome. Although I am a forensic doctor, I deal with corpses every day. But I have not committed a crime, and I have not disturbed public order. Besides, my wife is still pregnant. What should I do if something happens because of the parking incident? ?”

"Think about it, if I didn't have a dinner date with Hu Pingtao today, it was because my wife had a stomachache, and I was rushing to take her to the hospital. The couple parked the car and blocked the intersection, and the stinky woman was still putting on airs and refused to let her go. Move the car, the child in my wife's stomach will be noisy, and then there will be massive bleeding, dystocia, and two dead bodies... Hehehehe, Lao Guo, tell me, can I spare them?"

Guo Jianfeng felt that his head was bigger than before: "Your brain is too big. It's all about it, and it's so scary for you to say it."

Ding Jian said calmly: "What I'm saying is the truth. If what happened today is true, with their virtue, they would not be enough to die ten thousand times... So don't try to persuade me, I'm going to fight anyway. The only thing I want to do is kill this pair of dogs. Otherwise, you think I won’t be able to avoid a mere slap in the face? You don’t think I’m fat, but I can pass the physical fitness test every year, and I got an excellent last year.”

The police are different from other industries, and the on-the-job staff must undergo a physical fitness test every year.Especially for long-distance running, failure to meet the standard within the specified time will directly affect personal work, promotion and promotion, and salary income in the next year.If you fail to pass the physical fitness test for several consecutive years, you may even face layoffs.

Guo Jianfeng still didn't understand: "So, you slapped him hard then?"

Ding Jian looked at him and smiled, "Otherwise?"

Guo Jianfeng frowned and asked, "Are you sure he can perforate your eardrum with one slap?"

"Not really." Ding Jian had an evil expression on his face, and explained in a low voice: "I just thought he was going to get angry and reach out to hit someone. Since you want to hit someone, I will satisfy your request. Hehe... I didn't beat him for nothing, you have to pay a price for beating someone. At that time, I only thought about sending him in and locking him up for ten days and a half months. I didn't expect him to be quite strong... If this is the case, then don't blame me for being rude. "

Hearing what he said, before and after the contact, Guo Jianfeng suddenly realized: "Yes, you just said that you didn't turn off the engine when you got off the car, and kept driving the driving recorder."

Ding Jian grinned and said, "Do you understand now?"

Guo Jianfeng nodded in understanding, and sighed: "You are very scheming... Okay, I understand the situation on your side, and it will be Jiang Yinfeng's turn later."

"That... I still have to tell you something: this contradiction is a contradiction. I think it's best for the two of you to reconcile if you can."

"Don't be angry, I'm just a suggestion, listen to you or not."

Ding Jian was silent for a moment, and said seriously: "You should take notes for Jiang Yinfeng first! Listen to the couple's thoughts. If... I mean if, they are willing to make an apology, provided that their attitude must be sincere, I can Consider letting them go."

Seeing the change in Ding Jian's attitude, Guo Jianfeng also smiled with satisfaction, and made a joke casually: "In your opinion, what is sincerity? Kneel down and sing conquest?"

Ding Jian was noncommittal: "Of course they can if they want. The biggest advantage of me is that I am easy-going."

(End of this chapter)