The daily life of American TV agents
Chapter 102 Cooper Family Affairs
Chapter 102 Cooper Family Affairs
The next day, Ron woke up from the bed in the living room of Max's house, put on his clothes lightly and left, with a lot of emotion in his heart.
What a thrill last night!
The two beautiful girls successfully got the editor-in-chief of the gourmet magazine and got a small-page report, which is a big improvement for their small cake business. Ron also received a considerable amount of tax money from the party planner Paul.
To celebrate this achievement, Caroline poured down a whole bottle of champagne, but with her tragic drinking capacity, no accident, it was Ron who carried her back and put her back on her pink folding bed, and then...
Then Max pushed Ron down right next to Caroline!
Right next to the drunken Caroline, the two rolled together, of course, this is not the worst, the most amazing thing is that not long after Max returned to the bedroom, Caroline sobered up, and the two had sex again. Put the game on until it's almost dawn.
So does this count as indirect three people playing together?
Ron didn't think about it from the office to home, but when he returned to the apartment, he didn't have the mind to think about it anymore, because an unexpected guest came to the apartment.
"Missy! Long time no see, when did you come here? You should have told me in advance so that I could pick you up~" Ron immediately surprised the beautiful woman sitting on the sofa surrounded by three homeboys.
Missy gave Ron a light hammer, and complained: "Your cell phone has been disconnected, I thought you were doing some tasks, so I drove to Sheldon's school again."
"My phone accidentally broke yesterday, and I haven't had time to buy a new one yet," Ron took out the scrapped Samsung phone from his trouser pocket, and scanned the faces of the three nerds one by one with vigilant eyes. All of them curled up their necks.
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm telling them about how Sheldon modified my oven when I was eight years old, the time my eyebrows were burned off." Missy frowned dissatisfiedly even now thinking of what happened at that time.
"I remember," Ron stroked his forehead, "you wore the comma eyebrows drawn by your mother for a whole semester, and I beat up several stinky kids who laughed at you. Their older brothers chased them home from school."
Sheldon, who was sitting by the computer, turned around: "I want to make home integrated circuits, and I need a place where I can melt the semiconductor ceramic substrate."
"You can obviously use the school's melting pot!"
Missy sat back on the sofa and continued to accuse Sheldon of crimes to the three homeboys who were only looking at her face while Ron was not paying attention: "He also wanted to build an armed robot to drive me out garage."
"If you hadn't been breaking into the garage, I wouldn't have to. That's my laboratory."
"Admit it~" Ron took out a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and drank it down like he was at home, and patted Sheldon's shoulder earnestly: "You don't have any talent for engineering or experimental physics, and It’s okay to just engage in theory, but for professional matters, you have to rely on others.”
Having said that, Howard and Leonard proudly puffed up their chests.
Yes, that's right, Ron was talking about the young master~
Shelton opened his mouth, just about to refute, when the door of the apartment was opened again, Petunia held up a piece of blue shorts and shouted, "Leonard, you forgot your underwear in the dry cleaning machine downstairs."
It was Superman's style, which caused Leonard, who had just found a little self-esteem in front of Missy, to be hit again. He could only wave his hand pretendingly, and quickly denied: "It's not mine."
"Really? There's also a small tag with your name on it." Not knowing whether it was intentional or not, Penny opened the inside and asked doubtfully.
Little did he know that this action exposed the capital S representing Superman on the outside of the shorts to everyone, and Leonard died immediately.
"That's right~that... that's..." Leonard suddenly realized: "Isn't this the rag I use to wipe the harpoon? Yes, that's right, I have been fishing with a harpoon."
There are three kinds of fishing methods commonly used by Americans: fishing rod, fishing net and harpoon. Fishing with harpoon is recognized as one of the most manly sports.
Leonard spearfishing?Ron sneered and didn't point it out, he could even imagine the scene.
On a fishing boat, Leonard was holding a harpoon that was taller than his body on short legs, showing off like everyone, and the fish on the harpoon was just a little bigger than shrimp~
Forget it, anyway, Leonard didn't have a chance to soak Missy, Ron continued to drink milk, admiring Leonard's clumsy performance.
"When I don't use a bow to hunt, I usually go fishing with a harpoon," Leonard explained a little more, and introduced the new member to Petunia: "Petunia, this is Missy, Sheldon's twin sister. .”
"Wow~" Penny walked into the room, "You don't look alike at all~"
"Fraternal twins come from two different eggs, they're not like normal twins."
"Hallelujah~" Ron sighed sincerely, "Fortunately, Missy is not like you at all. Otherwise, facing two Sheldons at the same time, I don't know if I still have the courage to live."
For the next half an hour, Ron and Petunia ate all kinds of food from Sheldon's refrigerator, while watching the three nerds attack Missy in various ways with great interest.
Even Petunia couldn't stand it any longer, she leaned up to Ron and asked in a low voice, "You just don't care?"
"Why do you care?" Ron asked indifferently while chewing the food in his mouth: "Are you jealous of Leonard, or do you think the three nerds will have any chance?"
"No, Leonard and I have nothing to do with each other, we are just ordinary friends." Penny quickly explained: "I have been dating other people recently."
"It's the same for Missy, she's actually engaged." Ron saw Petunia's mouth wide open in surprise, and quickly made a silent gesture to stop her exclamation.
"That's right, her fiancé is my good friend, Forrest Gump, a good man who will always be good to Missy, who is now the owner of a shrimping company in Alabama."
Ron shrugged and continued: "But I think the job of catching shrimp is too tiring, and it's not conducive to their future life. After all, the sailor is on the boat~ you know, so I'm planning to let him sell the company and get the money Buy all of Apple stock and come live with us in Los Angeles.
By the way, do you want to buy some shares of Apple, you will make a lot of money in the future~”
"With that money, I might as well buy a few more pairs of beautiful shoes~ Who knows if the stock will lose money in the future?" Petunia rolled her eyes: "But is it really good to leave them like this?"
"Of course, I'm curious about their expressions when they find out that Missy has a fiancé." Ron showed a wicked smile.
(End of this chapter)
The next day, Ron woke up from the bed in the living room of Max's house, put on his clothes lightly and left, with a lot of emotion in his heart.
What a thrill last night!
The two beautiful girls successfully got the editor-in-chief of the gourmet magazine and got a small-page report, which is a big improvement for their small cake business. Ron also received a considerable amount of tax money from the party planner Paul.
To celebrate this achievement, Caroline poured down a whole bottle of champagne, but with her tragic drinking capacity, no accident, it was Ron who carried her back and put her back on her pink folding bed, and then...
Then Max pushed Ron down right next to Caroline!
Right next to the drunken Caroline, the two rolled together, of course, this is not the worst, the most amazing thing is that not long after Max returned to the bedroom, Caroline sobered up, and the two had sex again. Put the game on until it's almost dawn.
So does this count as indirect three people playing together?
Ron didn't think about it from the office to home, but when he returned to the apartment, he didn't have the mind to think about it anymore, because an unexpected guest came to the apartment.
"Missy! Long time no see, when did you come here? You should have told me in advance so that I could pick you up~" Ron immediately surprised the beautiful woman sitting on the sofa surrounded by three homeboys.
Missy gave Ron a light hammer, and complained: "Your cell phone has been disconnected, I thought you were doing some tasks, so I drove to Sheldon's school again."
"My phone accidentally broke yesterday, and I haven't had time to buy a new one yet," Ron took out the scrapped Samsung phone from his trouser pocket, and scanned the faces of the three nerds one by one with vigilant eyes. All of them curled up their necks.
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm telling them about how Sheldon modified my oven when I was eight years old, the time my eyebrows were burned off." Missy frowned dissatisfiedly even now thinking of what happened at that time.
"I remember," Ron stroked his forehead, "you wore the comma eyebrows drawn by your mother for a whole semester, and I beat up several stinky kids who laughed at you. Their older brothers chased them home from school."
Sheldon, who was sitting by the computer, turned around: "I want to make home integrated circuits, and I need a place where I can melt the semiconductor ceramic substrate."
"You can obviously use the school's melting pot!"
Missy sat back on the sofa and continued to accuse Sheldon of crimes to the three homeboys who were only looking at her face while Ron was not paying attention: "He also wanted to build an armed robot to drive me out garage."
"If you hadn't been breaking into the garage, I wouldn't have to. That's my laboratory."
"Admit it~" Ron took out a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and drank it down like he was at home, and patted Sheldon's shoulder earnestly: "You don't have any talent for engineering or experimental physics, and It’s okay to just engage in theory, but for professional matters, you have to rely on others.”
Having said that, Howard and Leonard proudly puffed up their chests.
Yes, that's right, Ron was talking about the young master~
Shelton opened his mouth, just about to refute, when the door of the apartment was opened again, Petunia held up a piece of blue shorts and shouted, "Leonard, you forgot your underwear in the dry cleaning machine downstairs."
It was Superman's style, which caused Leonard, who had just found a little self-esteem in front of Missy, to be hit again. He could only wave his hand pretendingly, and quickly denied: "It's not mine."
"Really? There's also a small tag with your name on it." Not knowing whether it was intentional or not, Penny opened the inside and asked doubtfully.
Little did he know that this action exposed the capital S representing Superman on the outside of the shorts to everyone, and Leonard died immediately.
"That's right~that... that's..." Leonard suddenly realized: "Isn't this the rag I use to wipe the harpoon? Yes, that's right, I have been fishing with a harpoon."
There are three kinds of fishing methods commonly used by Americans: fishing rod, fishing net and harpoon. Fishing with harpoon is recognized as one of the most manly sports.
Leonard spearfishing?Ron sneered and didn't point it out, he could even imagine the scene.
On a fishing boat, Leonard was holding a harpoon that was taller than his body on short legs, showing off like everyone, and the fish on the harpoon was just a little bigger than shrimp~
Forget it, anyway, Leonard didn't have a chance to soak Missy, Ron continued to drink milk, admiring Leonard's clumsy performance.
"When I don't use a bow to hunt, I usually go fishing with a harpoon," Leonard explained a little more, and introduced the new member to Petunia: "Petunia, this is Missy, Sheldon's twin sister. .”
"Wow~" Penny walked into the room, "You don't look alike at all~"
"Fraternal twins come from two different eggs, they're not like normal twins."
"Hallelujah~" Ron sighed sincerely, "Fortunately, Missy is not like you at all. Otherwise, facing two Sheldons at the same time, I don't know if I still have the courage to live."
For the next half an hour, Ron and Petunia ate all kinds of food from Sheldon's refrigerator, while watching the three nerds attack Missy in various ways with great interest.
Even Petunia couldn't stand it any longer, she leaned up to Ron and asked in a low voice, "You just don't care?"
"Why do you care?" Ron asked indifferently while chewing the food in his mouth: "Are you jealous of Leonard, or do you think the three nerds will have any chance?"
"No, Leonard and I have nothing to do with each other, we are just ordinary friends." Penny quickly explained: "I have been dating other people recently."
"It's the same for Missy, she's actually engaged." Ron saw Petunia's mouth wide open in surprise, and quickly made a silent gesture to stop her exclamation.
"That's right, her fiancé is my good friend, Forrest Gump, a good man who will always be good to Missy, who is now the owner of a shrimping company in Alabama."
Ron shrugged and continued: "But I think the job of catching shrimp is too tiring, and it's not conducive to their future life. After all, the sailor is on the boat~ you know, so I'm planning to let him sell the company and get the money Buy all of Apple stock and come live with us in Los Angeles.
By the way, do you want to buy some shares of Apple, you will make a lot of money in the future~”
"With that money, I might as well buy a few more pairs of beautiful shoes~ Who knows if the stock will lose money in the future?" Petunia rolled her eyes: "But is it really good to leave them like this?"
"Of course, I'm curious about their expressions when they find out that Missy has a fiancé." Ron showed a wicked smile.
(End of this chapter)
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