The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 142 On Sheldon's Reproduction

"I'm back, my stupid brother, do you miss your dear brother~"

After spending a comfortable paradise vacation in Hawaii, Ron finally came home, but the moment he opened the door, he found something was wrong.

On the couch, Rajesh, Penny, Howard and Leonard sat neatly, looking at the direction of the kitchen with expressions on their faces. In the kitchen, Sheldon was standing with a girl he didn't know. Together.

The girl's eyes are full of affection.

Penny pushed Rajesh to the ground, and patted the empty space beside her: "The auditorium is here."

"Sorry, I haven't figured out the situation yet, what's the situation now?"

Ron was at a loss. Could it be that the iron tree of Sheldon is finally about to bloom?
"That's Ramona, an intern at our school, who seems to be an admirer of Sheldon." Leonard kindly explained to Ron: "Sheldon agreed to her invitation to have dinner together."

"At least it's a good start," Ron nodded. "I just hope there's steak in her bag."

"I'm sorry I'm late, I'm rushing to read the draft of your latest thesis." Ramona said to Sheldon while digging out food, but unfortunately there was no steak as Ron wanted.

Shelton continued to ignore the cluster of light bulbs on the couch: "Do you like that footnote of mine? Describe mirror symmetry as a metaphor between light and yourself playing tennis."

"That's really interesting!" Ramona trembled with excitement. "I have to say, the thought of you possibly introducing gravity into it makes me very excited."

Shelton proudly said: "This is what my hypothesis wants."

"Okay, I know it's stupid to ask, but can someone explain to me what 'mirror symmetry' is?" Ron was confused by their technical terms.

"Uh...how about you continue watching the show first?" Leonard didn't know what to say.

"Well, who told me to study Chinese in college?" Ron shrugged indifferently. It doesn't matter whether he can understand or not, as long as there is a play to watch.

"Sorry, I didn't bring enough food for your friends," Ramona said to the people on the sofa, "I thought it was just the two of us."

Eye movements all imply that they are chasing people away.

Ron covered his face, this woman, no wonder she likes Sheldon, she is as annoying as Sheldon~
"We're leaving~" Leonard awkwardly smoothed things over: "Go to the movies, right?"

"Yes, the time is coming soon, isn't it Rajesh?" Howard winked wildly at Raj, and at the same time gave Penny a hand without a trace.

"No, let's go, I'll watch for a while, I promise not to make a sound." Petunia's begging tone was like a child who was asked to go to bed by her parents, but still wanted to watch TV for a while.

And Ron had already walked to the door and raised an eyebrow at Sheldon: "Have fun~"

He didn't want to hold back on such a major event of the Cooper family's multiplication. If Sheldon could really make a doll out quickly, wouldn't Mary put so much pressure on him to urge him to marry?
"Listen, guys, I know this has nothing to do with me, but I still can't help but ask, what is Sheldon's orientation?" As soon as they went out, Petunia couldn't help asking.

"What orientation are you talking about?" Leonard was always serious when it came to scientific issues.

Petunia gestured: "You know, it's orientation, women? Men? Simulation dolls?"

"Is it possible to simulate a doll?" Ron touched his chin: "Leonard, which female superhero is Sheldon's favorite? As an older brother, I can order one for him first and do some pre-marriage exercises." Category."

Of course Ron knew that Sheldon married a woman who was as weird as him in the end, but after time travel, who can stipulate that his brother's orientation will not change?

"Honestly, our assumption was that he had no orientation."

"Come on, everyone has an orientation."

"But it may not include Sheldon." Howard glanced at Ron and said boldly after finding that he had no intention of beating himself up: "Over the years, we have made many assumptions about how the species of Sheldon reproduces." question."

"Huh?" Ron had to admit that he was amused by these scientists: "So what do you scientists think?"

"I support mitosis," Howard said bravely and was the first to express his opinion: "I believe that one day, the Sheldon species will split into two if they eat enough Thai food. Like a cell."

Ron listened with gusto, but Petunia was dumbfounded.

"On the other hand," Leonard began his opinion, "I think Sheldon is in the larval stage of his kind of creature, and one day, he will form a cocoon, and two months later, he will have wings and an exoskeleton. Break out of the cocoon."

"That's a good idea, but he'll probably have to chew you up to the bone before that." Ron approved of the idea.

"why?"

"Because metamorphosis requires too much energy, some insects will eat their mates before evolving or giving birth. A typical example is the praying mantis."

Ron said it so seriously that he almost believed it himself: "Don't you think Sheldon looks like a praying mantis? Maybe they are a similar animal."

"Ron, you actually know entomology!" Howard exclaimed.

Ron waved his hands and said modestly: "It's nothing, it's just that I just watched Sheriff Black Cat."

"Black cat sheriff?"

"Uh, don't worry about these details," Ron quickly changed the subject, pointing to Rajesh: "It's your turn, the Indian version of Iron Man, what's your opinion?"

"OK, I don't want to hear it anymore," Penny turned to leave, "Thank you for making me have a nightmare."

"Hi, are you going out with us?"

Your lick dog Leonard is online.

"Ron, will you go together?" Penny and Leonard's expectant eyes fell on him.

Petunia naturally wants to hang out with Ron, and take advantage of it, yes, you heard me right, men can be licked, especially Ron's pecs, biceps and abs can be used to participate Bodybuilding for bodybuilder competition.

And Leonard's thoughts are even simpler, he just wants to spend more time with the goddess, what a poor person.

"It's ok, I don't have much to do anyway, but it's better that your arrangements later will be more interesting programs, too ordinary arrangements won't attract me."

Ron shrugged and decided to give Leonard a chance.

It seems that what he said is to ask Leonard to arrange some shows that attract him, but in fact he is screening dating projects for him. When the time comes, he will leave early.

(End of this chapter)