The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 174 Teaching Penny Kung Fu

It was almost evening when Ron returned to Los Angeles. He glanced at his watch, and it was just about time for Sheldon's meal. With that brother who was as precise as a machine, there was absolutely no chance of accidents.

Even Leonard has been trained to poop at regular times.

But when he got home, things were still a little different. Just as he was thinking about whose food it would be better to grab today, the situation in the house surprised him a bit.

Sheldon ate as usual, but the other three friends were gone. There were three untouched takeaway boxes on the dining table, leaving Petunia alone with him.

"What about Leonard and the others?" Ron asked, "Have they finally couldn't stand your uprising? I have to say, well done."

"No, they were snatched away by the new actress upstairs." Penny said helplessly, "If you haven't eaten yet, you can come with us. They haven't eaten yet. Today is my treat."

"It's really strange that you, who always eat free food, will have a day to take the initiative to treat guests?" Ron picked up a box of takeaway and started cooking.

"I can't believe that they let her take advantage of her like this," Petunia said indignantly, "She made them follow behind like dogs with just one word.

Ron, you know what?Just last week, she asked Howard to drive her all the way to Orange County to pick up a TV. "

"If I remember correctly, you made Leonard do the same thing," Ron complained. "His and Sheldon's pants were ripped off by your ex-boyfriend."

Penny explained without blushing, "Ron, this is different in nature, Leonard and I are friends, and this girl, using them, lives a comfortable life with her pretty face!
Taking advantage of those simple and weak-willed men, auditioning for mentally handicapped TV dramas, and now running wild on my territory! "

Ron rolled his eyes: "Don't you think the more you talk, the more you look like yourself before?"

He wanted to say that, but finally held back.

At the beginning, Penny might have intended to use them, but now it's really different, as if she really treats Leonard Sheldon as a friend.

"Ron, I remember that all of you agents seem to be good at fighting, right? How is your fighting skill?" Petunia suddenly asked out of nowhere.

"It can be said that if there is no rejuvenation drug to make a few damn old guys come back younger, I can be said to be the most capable agent in unarmed combat in the entire United States, bar none."

Ron, who was still competing with fans, couldn't help Versailles when he heard Penny ask about his job.

Ron shook his head, I am not such a person, I must have been infected by Sherlock.

"Really? Can you teach me a few tricks? The ones that can be learned quickly and are very useful," Petunia showed an emotional look: "Sheldon, do you want to learn two tricks together?"

"Petunia," Sheldon rolled his eyes, "If I wanted to learn, I would have learned it a long time ago. There is no need to wait until now."

"Okay." Petunia put down the lunch box, tidied up her clothes, eager to try: "Is it okay now? Because you are too busy, I don't know when I will see you again next time."

"Of course it's fine." Ron put down the box and wiped his mouth. He was almost done eating.

This kind of Chinese food that Sheldon likes very much is enough for Ron's picky taste. He still prefers the authentic Chinese food in Chinatown.

"Let me tell you first, my fighting skills are not the ones commonly used by the military today, but the Chinese martial arts I learned from the boxing gym in Chinatown when I was a child. It is the kind called 'Kung Fu'."

Ron stood up, he didn't mind some post-dinner exercise, not to mention that strenuous exercise after a meal is not good for the body, this amount of exercise is just a warm-up for him.

"Kung fu? It's so cool!" Petunia didn't know what to think of, her eyes lit up, maybe she thought of the way she rode the newly moved upstairs girl under her and beat her?
As far as Petunia is concerned, Ron, who has just been infected by Sherlock and whose IQ has increased by 20%, doesn't need to guess, he can use his toes to figure out what she intends to use for learning Kung Fu~
"OK, first of all, you have to learn from me first, serve me tea, and call me master." Ron put on a fairy-like posture, but because of the appearance of a Caucasian, no matter how you look at it, it is a bit nondescript. The way, who made him reborn?Without rebirth, there is no way to learn the real kung fu that one had dreamed of in previous lives.

"There's no black tea here, is lemon tea okay?" Petunia hurriedly served a cup of tea to Ron.

Ron took a sip, it was still sweet~
Forget it, anyway, Ron didn't care too much about teaching a few times for fun.

"The fighting technique I learned is called 'Mojiaquan' in kung fu. It is not the traditional Mojiaquan, but a kind of martial arts created by my master Mo Youqian by putting together several martial arts routines. Boxing."

"Among my current class of disciples, the elder brother Heihu Afu is more powerful, but he has been missing for a long time, and there is another elder brother who is not very good at learning, named Tang Ren, who is now working as a private detective in Thailand. These people In the future, I will call them uncles when I meet you, understand?"

"OK, I've memorized it all, can you teach me Kung Fu now?" Penny couldn't wait more and more.

"Of course." Ron put down his teacup and stood up, posing a fighting gesture: "First of all, this move, Erlong Xizhu!"

Ron pointed straight at Petunia's eyes with two fingers like a sword, but stopped an inch in front of her eyes: "With this move, your opponent will lose his sight at the first hit."

"Uh..." Petunia was taken aback: "Is there a move that doesn't hurt so much? I don't want to go to jail for fighting with someone."

"Or try this trick, you put your hands on my shoulders," Ron waited for Petunia to put his hands on his body, then suddenly retracted his hands from above, pressed Petunia's arms down, and immediately waved his hands In the shape of a lotus flower, he gave her chin a virtual lift.

"This trick is called Lotus Floating. If the movement is in place, it can knock people unconscious in one fell swoop."

"That's it!" Petunia's eyes lit up: "This is what I want to learn, the kind that can't kill people, but can hurt people very much."

Petunia gestured a few times to imitate Ron's appearance, and she made it look good: "Is there any other tricks? Tomorrow I will make that little bitch look good!"

"Of course." Sheldon pricked up his ears nervously, and Ron automatically filtered out Penny's swear words and continued to fulfill his obligations as a good teacher.

"The next step is the cat turning around. After you have practiced these basic moves, I will teach you a kick that my senior brother created himself. The crow flies on the plane..."

(End of this chapter)