The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 183 Runaway Ron

"Yes, you also said that this is Las Vegas, everything is possible, and there are many people who are willing to sell their souls to the devil for money, let alone their mere bodies?"

Rajesh has already begun to saliva: "That is to say, is there a chance tonight and we have a chance to be lucky? What if we find a girl? Do we have to go back to the room? Leonard?"

Obviously, Rajesh only listened to the first half of Ron's sentence "Anything is possible", but did not listen to the content of being willing to sell his soul to the devil for money.

Although if money is used, he may be the most beautiful boy in the audience.

"Well, if I'm lucky, I'll take her to spend the night in my old castle outside Gotham City, and if you're lucky, I'll sleep on the moon."

Ron and Leonard clapped their hands in the air to celebrate the ridicule of Rajesh once again. Fortunately, Leonard is still relatively rational so far. If these two people are crazy, Ron doesn't know what to do. manage.

"Hi~ What's your name, brown cutie." A beautiful woman in a deep V dress approached Rajesh and greeted him proactively.

The child was frightened and took a long sip of the cocktail before he dared to speak to her: "Hello, Rajesh Ramayana Kusapari, I am willing to help you."

Ron was a little shocked. This was the first time he knew that Rajesh, who had always been unremarkable, had a middle surname of Ramayana. Not everyone in India could call this name.

You must know that the first sacred book of Hinduism is also called "Ramayana"!
It can be inferred from this that Raj's caste is actually the first level of Brahmin?This is an unexpected little discovery.

"Hello, Rajesh Roh..." Obviously, the pronunciation of Ramayana is not a common difficulty for women, so she can only change her words: "Hi, Rajesh~ I'm Mikayla, would you like to come Want to join a small PARTY?"

"Of course! I like PARTY the most!" Rajesh was overjoyed.

Ron covered his face in embarrassment, this unlucky boy, did he really just leave?Why isn't he a kidnapper?Get some money from any woman and ask him to help kidnap Rajesh and demand a ransom from his parents.

For the rest of my life, I will still be in a fart class!
"Rajesh, can I have a word with you?" Ron didn't bother, but Leonard still kindly called out as a good friend.

"I'm afraid not now, Leonard, Michaela is asking me to go to a party," Rajesh's face was full of the pride of a successful person: "Also, you'd better call the moon to confirm Are there any spare beds?"

"Rajesh, I'm afraid you really need to listen." Ron pulled Rajesh over: "Rajesh, listen, I can guarantee that she must be a special professional."

"XX???" Rajesh called out the word incredulously: "Impossible!"

"Okay, let me put it another way," put Leonard on the line: "In your life, how many times can a beautiful woman strike up a conversation with you the moment you enter a bar? And ask if you want to go to a party?"

"Maybe I can influence her." Rajesh looked holy, and Ron was speechless.

This stuff is so simple, is this really a common problem of all men in the world: persuading XX to be good, persuading women from good families to go to sea?

"Maybe, but I have to remind you that the market here in Las Vegas is about 500 US dollars an hour. I think it is more cost-effective for you to go back to Los Angeles. You know, there are always some people in Hollywood who have dreams of stardom." Girls, you may not even be able to pay the next day's rent.

They do crazy things to keep chasing their dreams. "

It has to be said that Ron's persuasion was still very effective, and it accurately hit the weakness of Indians who like to be careful and careful. Rajesh walked up to the woman and clasped his palms together:

"Nice to meet you, I wish you a brighter future."

Didi~ Just as Leonard was about to sit back next to the slot machine, his phone turned on again.

This time it was his special focus on Howard's Facebook: "God, Ron, Howard seems to be dying.

He just posted on Facebook that I am at the very bottom of a black hole, staring into the abyss of despair, my life is meaningless and my future is in vain.

What do you think? "

"It doesn't sound like a rhyme at all, it seems he has no rap talent." Ron shrugged.

"Speaking seriously, what should we do? As friends, we should help him."

"Well, the answer you want is over there," Ron motioned him with his eyes, and Leonard followed Ron's eyes to look at the woman who had just left.

"The best way to heal the wounds caused by women is of course to use women to heal them, and a beautiful partner is definitely a good medicine for all broken love."

"That's right, look at that girl just now, it's definitely Howard's favorite type," Rajesh said as if he had found a treasure, staring at the buttocks that swayed as the woman walked away.

"If you give money and ask him to help, Howard will definitely cheer up."

"No, Howard doesn't need to find XX to get comfort." Leonard decisively refused.

drip.

Howard's dynamic was updated again, and Rajesh read it with his mobile phone: "i'm so lonely lonely lonely, I am lonely lonely in my life..."

"Okay, this time it's Nana's lyrics again, are you sure you don't want to do something? Good friend?" Ron rolled his eyes helplessly.

"If I ask her to quote a price now, I shouldn't be beaten, right?"

"Come on, warrior." Ron touched his wine glass to him lightly, and drank it down.

Then Leonard took an indomitable pace, and then forcibly dragged Rajesh to chase after him.

"Sir, do I need to refill your glass of wine?" A beautiful female voice sounded in Ron's ear, just like a singing voice.

"Of course, thank you." Ron handed over the cup as a matter of course, and suddenly found that the voice was pleasant and there was a special sense of familiarity.

Ron turned his head suddenly, and he was inexplicably surprised by the familiar smiling face: "Peggy, why is it you? Why are you here?!"

"Of course it's for part-time work. The salary here is slightly higher than in Texas, so it's only natural to come here to earn some extra money?"

While refilling the wine for Ron, Peggy winked mischievously: "Besides, my car is out of gas. I heard that there is a gas station here, and the oil quality is very good."

Ron was immediately terrified by this almost teasing sentence, staring at the wine in his glass, but did not dare to drink it.

"Wait, you won't drug me again this time, right? I don't think it's really necessary. Saint fighters won't fall under the same move twice!"

Ron began to regain the vigilance of an agent, and at the same time secretly swore in his heart that he would never drink or eat anything Peggy gave him this time!

"Drugs? Haha~" Peggy chuckled lightly: "Do you think if I really want to deal with you, do you have a chance to prevent it?"

Peggy didn't say anything, but as soon as she finished speaking, Ron felt his head spinning, accompanied by a strong sense of excitement, like lighting a fire in his body, and then burning the whole world into a beautiful summer.

Even Peggy's pretty face became more colorful and attractive.

"OMG, what did you put in my drink?" Ron asked in a low voice, but fortunately he still retained all his sanity and did not call Peggy's identity.

It's okay to be teased by Peggy, anyway, I will take advantage of it in the end, but if Peggy's true ability is known, there will be many intelligence organizations eyeing her fat. At that time, unless she immigrates to Mars, otherwise Ron had a hard time keeping her safe.

"It would be too deliberate if you really waited until now to drug your wine," Peggy leaned over and said in Ron's ear. In the eyes of outsiders, this action looked more like flirting.

"I directly added slow-acting drugs to the air conditioner in your car, and the effect is probably similar to that of Rufeilin, which is commonly known as Feihun."

"Wait, in the air conditioner? In that case, doesn't it mean that the three guys have all been recruited?" Ron was shocked. This woman is really getting bigger and bigger now.

Peggy licked her lips: "Don't worry, I will stuff them all in the closet in a while, and I won't let them spoil our good deeds."

Ron only felt that reason was getting farther and farther away from him, and all kinds of crazy thoughts kept turning in his mind, but his thinking was getting closer and closer to a blank side, and Leonard and Rajesh next to him also had similar symptoms.

"Brothers, let's go find Howard." No, I also have dignity, this time nothing can make you succeed, Ron tried his best and walked towards the elevator.

But when they just walked to the elevator.

"Ding!" The elevator door opened, and five guys who looked equally crazy came down, and one of them even greeted him: "Hi, friend, I remember you, do you want to come to our bachelor party?"

Ron wanted to object intellectually, but for some reason, when the words came to his lips, they turned into "YES!"

As soon as the words came out, the sophisticated brain froze completely, and then Ron's mind went blank.

……

The next day, the sun came as promised, re-bringing the brilliant wine in a city like Las Vegas.

Unknown ceiling.

This was Ron's first impression after he opened his eyes. Because the sun was too dazzling, he immediately covered his eyes with his hands, but after he let go and checked again, he was very sure that this was definitely not his room!
The house...was a mess, clothes, empty wine bottles, leftover food were thrown all over the place, and even the TV was pierced by a sword from nowhere.

"Wang Wang!"

Ron even heard dogs barking!Sounds like it's in the bedroom, and there's more than one!So, what the hell happened last night?
Ron turned his head, and Leonard should be lying beside him, my God, the medicine that Peggy took yesterday was helpful!Ron quickly got up and groped his body, but luckily the clothes were all on his body in good condition.

"Leonard, wake up." Ron pushed him.

"Ron, morning~" Leonard stretched his waist, and only when he opened his eyes and saw everything around him clearly, he yelled in horror: "Wait, where are we?!"

"Damn it, how do I know, it's not our room anyway." Ron got out of bed, kicked the head of the statue of David casually, and its body was not far from the bed, leaning against it in a strange position The statue of Venus with a broken arm in the stall.

"My God, has this been bombed?" Leonard grabbed his hair incredulously: "Where's Howard? And Rajesh, where are they?"

There was a sound of footsteps outside, and Leonard rushed out: "Howard, is that you? God, who are you?!"

"I also want to ask who are you?!" Outside the bedroom, there was a man with glasses and a tooth missing: "This is our room!"

Ron rubbed his swollen head and walked out. Apart from the man with glasses, there was a fat man with bare legs in a ridiculous T-shirt outside the door, and a long-haired man who was sleeping not far from the ground. He finally found A little memory.

"You guys are the ones who came to have a single party, right? That's right, Leonard, this is their room. Our room is opposite. Go and see if Howard and Rajesh are in there."

Ron pushed Leonard out, and Leonard hurried over to take a look. The room over there was empty, almost as it was when they left last night.

Now it's a little troublesome, Ron turned his head to look at the two guys with blank faces: "I'm sorry, gentlemen, maybe we went to the wrong room, maybe I drank too much yesterday, I can't remember anything , Also, we lost two partners, do you have any impressions?"

"A brown Indian, and a skinny Jew in a turtleneck."

"Hi~" Glasses hiccupped: "One, two, three... We seem to be missing someone too, wait, it's Doug! We lost the groom!"

"Ah!" While the two were talking, the little fat man who had just gone to the bathroom suddenly ran out yelling, and tripped over the sleeping man on the ground, kicking him awake by the way.

"FXXK! What the hell bro? Damn it, can you put on a pair of pants first?" The man stood up, clutching his stomach and complaining.

"What's wrong? Is Doug in the bathroom?" Glasses asked quickly.

"Phil, stay out of the bathroom! There's a big tiger in the bathroom!"

"What the hell? What's all this mess?" Ron was bewildered by the chaotic morning.

"There's a big jungle cat in the bathroom! Wearing black silk!" the fat man yelled incoherently, and Ron got a headache from his noise.

"Wait, what did you just say? A tiger? Still wearing black silk?" Ron was speechless. "Are you sure it's not a pole dancer in a bar nearby who was locked in there in overalls? We've all just sobered up, look It's normal to be wrong."

The fat man was still hysterical: "No! It's a real tiger! The tiger of the king of the jungle!"

"Okay, okay," the man on the ground raised his hand as a sign of surrender: "Let me go in and have a look, no matter what kind of tiger it is, I will use a stick to make her tame, okay?"

(End of this chapter)