The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 205 Bar Encounter
"Don't worry, Howard, I will never steal your limelight, I can pretend to be interested in Leonard." Ron turned his head into a GAY expression in GAY, and Leonard shouted that he couldn't stand it.

"Ron, this is useless, even if the girl knows you are gay, she will try to see if it is possible to straighten you." Howard said helplessly: "Unless you bring another partner, do you understand? "

Howard spoke the truth, just as men wouldn't be put off by the fact that a woman is a lesbian, they would just think that the woman must have never met a good man before and that they happened to be good enough.

"Bring another partner?" Ron lifted his chin and thought for a while. At this time, Gisele was finishing up with others, Fiona returned to the university campus at Ron's suggestion, and Max and Caroline were They work part-time in a restaurant. Recently, their small cake shop has been running a bit unsatisfactory, which makes them spend more time on other ways of earning money.

Megan is filming, and Peggy's particularity will never be exposed, so she will lose her current peaceful life and become an important target of all extremist organizations and intelligence organizations of various countries.

and so……

"Well, I do have a lot of optional targets, but I probably can't do it today," Ron sighed helplessly: "I'll come to the co-pilot in a while, and Penny will sit in the back with the two of you. Don't talk."

"Okay, let's change the subject, can you tell me more about my future child's mother?" Howard finally compromised, and asked impatiently as soon as he got into the car.

"She's very sweet, Howard, and you're bound to like her."

Howard continued to ask nervously: "Then how did you describe me to him? Did you mention my body fat content?"

"No, I want to give a surprise." Penny rolled her eyes, she already felt regretful.

"You should be glad she didn't say that," Ron interjected, "because it just so happens that I have the same body fat percentage as you, but more than ten times as much muscle."

On average, Ron goes to the gym three times a week, stays in the gym for at least two hours each time, and has the habit of running every day, which is the secret of his ability to maintain such a good figure.

In one sentence, Howard's sense of crisis was immediately full: "Hey, buddy, this agreement is mine! You can't get in the way!"

"Don't worry, I don't have that plan. I'm very satisfied with my current love life. I can accompany a woman every day, and I can just have a day off on weekends. This must be God's will." Ron crossed himself on his chest.

If God knew that Sunday was for this guy to do this, he would have sent a thunderbolt to kill him!
"I said you are an aeronautical engineer and can speak five languages..." Petunia tried to appease Howard, but Howard interrupted her in the middle of the sentence.

"Six! And Klingon," Howard corrected.

"Believe me, Howard, you'd better tell her that you're only five languages, and no woman is going to get excited about you speaking Klingon, unless it's a weirdo like Sheldon.

In that case, you might as well just be with Sheldon, I approve. "

In the middle of Ron's speech, it suddenly occurred to him that it seemed that Howard helped Sheldon find a female partner who could speak Klingon, but he himself chose to stay with Amy. I feel sorry for him.

But now that he has truly become Sheldon's elder brother, Ron can only sigh with emotion that no matter what kind of woman Married Sheldon is, he is a blessing.

Think about it!That poor woman had to endure Sheldon for almost her entire life!

"By the way, I also told her that you have an abnormal attachment to your mother."

"What!" If it wasn't in the car, Howard would almost jump up.

"Okay, I was just joking." The car stopped in front of a house, and there was a girl with blond hair, glasses, and a red blouse standing at the door, and Petunia waved: "Here! Bernadette."

"Oh, Petunia, thank you for introducing me to such a man. You are Howard, right? Would you like to sit in the back with me now?" Bernadette looked at Ron, making Howard want to use scissors Crack his head off.

"Uh, Bernadette, that's Ron, and this is Howard." Penny hurriedly introduced, and Ron saw that Bernadette's mood was visibly depressed, and Howard's was also depressed. hope.

Well, my damn peerless beauty ~ Ron complained secretly in his heart.

But there is no way, who made him born with such an intoxicating face?It wasn't Ron's fault.

Howard complained in a low voice: "Look at what you've done."

"No way, it's not my fault. If anyone has to be responsible for this incident, I believe it should be Mr. George and Ms. Mary who live in Texas." Ron shirked the responsibility: "Maybe you can call and complain. "

Bernadette got into the car, and the car started up again. The scene was so embarrassing for a time that Howard had no choice but to find words to increase his sense of presence.

"Penny said you were working as a waitress while studying, right? Great, what did you study?"

"Microbiology," Bernadette replied absently, who had been secretly eyeing Ron in the front seat through the rearview mirror.

"Cool, you can study me now."

Bernadette looked blank: "I don't understand what this means."

"Isn't microbiology the study of tiny organisms?"

"I know, that's what I learned."

"So, look at me, I'm as small as a microbe," Howard said more and more quietly: "Okay, I'm just kidding."

"Are you sure?" Bernadette looked skeptical, and Ron couldn't help covering his face. This joke is really stupid. Few normal men would say petite and exquisite as an advantage, especially in the United States. A place that honors tough guys.

This is not some Asian country that has been brainwashed, where men can debut and become stars with their exquisite faces and enchanting figures. You can be beaten in the street.

Howard decided to change the subject: "Do you like science fiction?"

"No." Bernadette said succinctly.

"The role-playing game?"

"Are you playing in the bedroom or something similar to Dungeons and Dragons?"

"It's okay." Howard showed a long-lost wretched smile, he likes both.

"None of them."

"Do you like magic?" Howard planned to turn into a little magic trick to show off.

"Not interested in."

"Okay." The handkerchief that was half taken out of the sleeve was stuffed back again.

Ron is really helpless, miss, can you please stop staring at me?This makes me always feel that Howard has a green side on his head!

"Leonard, just put me in the front bar, and the person I'm dating will wait for me there." Ron didn't date anyone, but he couldn't bear the awkward atmosphere now, if he really went to dinner with them, Bernadette might actually become his girlfriend.

It doesn't matter whether a woman is a woman or not. The important thing is that Ron doesn't want to give up one day of rest every week, which is promised by God to a respectable worker, and Ron is a worker.

"No problem." Leonard parked the car on the side of the road, and Ron got out of the car quickly. If he stayed any longer, the Jew would really be out of the game. Of course, he couldn't go home now, because there was nothing to do when he went back Do.

Ron could only go to the bar to have a few drinks to pass the time, but something magical happened.

The moment Ron walked into the bar, a petite girl at the bar turned her head at the same time, and Ron was stunned: "Bernadette, why are you here?!"

That's right, sitting at the bar, the girl in sportswear looks exactly like Bernadette, the only difference is probably the clothes and glasses, this girl doesn't wear glasses.

"Pretend to meet an old friend and then take the opportunity to strike up a conversation? Good old routine."

Ron carelessly squeezed past another man in tracksuit, who seemed to want to sit in the past, and sat down next to the girl: "Ron Lee Cooper, believe it or not, 10 minutes ago , I was in the same car with a girl who looked almost exactly like you."

"I pretended to believe it, what's the next step? Are you going to tell me that her name is also Hope Ann Gregory?" The girl put down her glass: "Well, maybe you happen to be a gymnast, remember me like this An outdated gymnast, you look more like a football player.

But the way you strike up a conversation is really old-fashioned, do you want me to sign it for you?Where is the sign? "

"Gymnastics? Signing?" Ron asked puzzled.

Hope didn't speak, but pointed to the sign above the bar, which was covered with photos of previous Olympic gymnastics competitions, and even a few medals, and even the gymnastics competitions were shown on the TV in the bar.

Look at the date, or today's game.

Ron understood, it turned out that this was a gymnastics-themed bar, no wonder she would say that.

"Well, I have to admit that I'm not a gymnast, but you're right about one thing. I used to be a football player and the ace quarterback who led the Harvard Crimson team to successfully defend the championship."

Ron held out his hand again: "As an apology for mistaking you, can I buy you a drink?"

"Of course." Hope gently shook Ron's hand and agreed.

She was in a very depressed mood today, and she came to the bar with a sense of wanting to indulge, and of course she wouldn't mind having an extra drink.

"Two glasses of whiskey, pure, with ice." Ron took the glass and pushed one of them to Hope: "I've never paid attention to gymnastics, it's too small, but the girl on TV looked good."

"Really? That's my girl," Hope said with a lack of interest, "but maybe not in the future."

"Maybe she can win a gold medal? In that case, you will have the opportunity to join the coaching team of the US team." Ron is very clear about the sports circle, and several of his classmates are still in the major leagues.

His former teammate Spencer is working as a football manager.

"That's great."

"Isn't it? Wouldn't it make you happy to train an Olympic champion? You're really too picky," Ron touched the cup lightly and drank it down: "One more glass."

"I don't care if she wins the gold medal or not. The only thing I care about is that the legacy my coach left me is a scam." The same girl? What kind of person is she?"

"Bernadette, my good friend's girlfriend, there is a high probability that the two will get married in the future and have at least two lovely babies. Now she is a waitress in a restaurant. Of course, this is only a part-time job. She uses the money from her part-time job to support herself to continue her studies. , majoring in microbiology, I guess she will be able to work in a well-known pharmaceutical company in the future."

Anyway, he was an outsider, so Ron simply told Hope about Bernadette's ending. At the same time, he silently recalled it in his heart, but he still couldn't remember what other dramas this actor had acted in.

Ron has a general understanding of the rules of this world. It is probably a parallel world composed of movies and TV dramas. If there are different roles played by the same actor, there is a high probability that they will look very similar.

For example, the seven Guo Da, or his old teammate who is a rugby agent and looks very similar to Hobbs.

But the problem is that the actors of "The Big Bang Theory" are not too well-known, and I haven't heard of any other dramas or movies.

"You must really want to fuck her, don't you?" Hope said suddenly after being silent for a while, and Ron almost choked to death with a sip of wine.

"Ahem! Hey, didn't you hear what I said? She is my good friend's girlfriend, and she will probably get married in the future. Do I look like the kind of person who cuckolds my friends?" Ron wiped it clean. The wine that was sprayed on him shouted in dissatisfaction.

Hope didn't speak, just stared at Ron with wide eyes.

Ron felt a little guilty: "I'm really not that kind of person."

"I didn't say you were either." Hope swept away his depressed expression just now, instead, he licked his lips temptingly like a little girl discovering a new toy, and puffed out his chest on purpose.

"But don't you want to try? From now on, you can call me Bernadette, isn't that what she is called?"

"That's right." Ron nodded, but immediately realized something was wrong.

More than something wrong?Simply terrible!

"I have no intention of trying it. It's too sinful, and do I look like someone who lacks a woman? I..." Before Ron finished speaking, his mouth was blocked by a soft thing.

Ron hugged it back almost reflexively, and then responded.

"Huh~huh~" Hope was almost out of breath from the kiss, his face flushed, and he immediately returned to Ron's arms: "I have a room in the hotel next door, do you want to go back with me?"

"I told you, I'm really not that kind of person." Ron said righteously.

Yes, that's right, I, Ron Lee Cooper, is such a gentleman who is not tempted by lust.

Hope continued to blow into Ron's ear: "I used to be a gymnast, won a bronze medal, and my body is very soft."

"Uh... I'll go."

(End of this chapter)