The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 208 Phil's Birthday

"Worowitz wants to flank us, you put the line higher and I'll attack and cut their line from below."

Shelton, while commanding Leonard, controlled his own kite as a bait. Ron looked up at the kite in the sky, and it was played by the four nerds with some tricks. He vaguely saw something. tactical meaning.

When I watched the magic drama in my previous life, when I used kites to blow up bunkers, I thought it was made up, but now it seems that it is really operable. Ron watched coldly, thinking about whether this thing would be helpful in taxation.

But thinking that I still have advanced drones in my hands, this method seems to be of little use, and I suddenly lost interest.

"Ron, you know women best. Do you know why Penny doesn't want his friends to know me?" Unfortunately, Leonard's mood was not in the game, and his reaction to Sheldon's order was very numb.

Sheldon was in a hurry: "Concentrate on the game, Leonard! The heat wave of the battle is coming, the dogs of war have been released, we must fight to the end!"

"That's a good question," Ron smiled, "I guess what you want to ask is, would a girl as fashionable as you introduce herself to her friends again? She's less than 1.7 meters tall, And embarrassing about a nerdy boyfriend who is lactose intolerant and can elope to the moon with a fart kickback by eating a piece of cheese?"

"Maybe Rajesh is right, maybe I made her lose face." Leonard immediately fell down.

"You're embarrassing me now, a big man is actually worried about such boring things when he is flying a kite!" Shelton reprimanded.

"sorry."

"I'm sorry, but I can't hit the opponent's kite," Sheldon skillfully pulled the kite string back and forth, "Ah! I got scratched by the string, it hurts so much!"

The use of Sheldon's refrain immediately reminded Ron of the "So Cool" video he had seen before, which made his eyelids twitch and his skin got goosebumps

"To be honest, if I didn't firmly believe that my mother had never cheated, and Missy, who was born with you, looked like my own family, I really wondered if you were my real brother? How could our Cooper family give birth to you like this? a man?"

Sheldon felt offended: "Hey, I'm a man! I'm the most famous Sheldon hero in Azeroth! I've defeated the Lich King's plot time and time again."

"Yes, yes, yes, you are a famous knight in Azeroth, but in reality you are a piece of trash who can't even ask for a TV. By the way, you were stripped of your pants." Ron Said ironically.

"Ron, can you teach me how to be more manly," Leonard wanted to make some changes: "For example, football or something, Petunia's friends came to watch the game today, and Neb The Alaska game, I don't understand, why every time she scores a goal, she shouts that we won, Penny never played, right?"

"I remember, I told you a long time ago that if you want to learn about rugby, you can just find Sheldon. He even designed a set of algorithms to introduce mathematics into rugby to direct the game. My father is That's what got the Longhorns head coaching job."

Following Ron's narration, Sheldon straightened up, and at this moment, for some unknown reason, Howard's kite made a mistake, and Sheldon and Leonard immediately seized the opportunity to strangle Rajesh's kite.

"YES! We won! See? Leonard, we won, Rajesh's kite is mine!"

Sheldon yelled excitedly, while Leonard was still frowning: "Ron, I heard Howard said that your prophecy is very good. He really found a girlfriend that you described to him. Do you think Penny and I will end up together?" Will they be together? I mean the kind of marriage, preferably with two babies.

I feel like she's less and less interested in me now. "

"Oh~ don't be wishful thinking. Penny's concentration doesn't last long at all. You can know the result by analyzing the men she has dated in the past. The average shelf life of each one is no more than five months at most, so from using From the perspective of efficiency, you should stay with her for a few more nights."

Ron walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "I think you can be together in the end. If you feel that she is getting less and less interested in you, have you thought about taking her to do something interesting? For example, instead of nesting in Watching movies at home, or other things like flying a kite, I think it would be a good choice to take her to target shooting."

"Target shooting? What woman would enjoy that kind of activity?"

"All women?" Ron replied, he couldn't think of any woman who would refuse such an invitation.

Leonard secretly remembered Ron's suggestion, and decided to go back and try: "Okay, I'll go back and try, Howard and the others are over there, do you want to go back to the apartment with us?"

"No, I have something else to do." Ron replied with a guilty conscience.

Although he didn't do anything indescribable to Howard's wife, everything was just a meeting, but from a certain point of view, he did "green" Howard.

Last night, he returned to the hotel with the gymnastics coach who looked exactly like Bernadette, and tried almost all the postures within the range of human imagination. The other party was indeed as she said, with a very soft body.

Hope is not Bernadette, so Ron did not green Howard; but the two look exactly the same, and they are the same actor in another world, so Ron really "green" him again.

Well, Ron's mind is a little messed up, is this Schrödinger's green hat?

Of course, Ron wasn't making excuses either. He really had something to do. Three days ago, he had agreed to Claire's invitation to Phil's birthday party, and wisely declined the suggestion to bring Sheldon along.

However, when he first went to Uncle Pritchett's house, planning to go to a party together at night, unexpectedly, Mitchell was also here, carrying a toolbox.

"Hi, Mitchell, long time no see, what kind of plumber cosplay are you and Kaka going to play?" It is well known that Mitchell has a feminine personality and is not good at maintenance and other work, so Ron joked.

"Ron, we did build something at home, a little gift-wrapping station."

"Sounds really gay." Pritchett took a sip of whiskey to suppress his shock, and even though his son has been openly gay for many years, he still occasionally treats him as a normal person.

Mitchell rubbed his hands together uneasily: "Dad, do you remember when I was 11 years old, you taught me to box and I gave up halfway?"

"Of course, the tricks you said you want to learn can be found in musicals like "West Side Story". Is it easy to use fists and embroidered legs?"

"One day, if I dance with someone, I will definitely let you know."

"Also tell me so I can play music next to you and yell 'You guys stop fighting!'" laughed Ron.

"That..." Mitchell became more nervous: "Do you still want to teach me now?"

"What? Did you have a conflict with Xiaoka?"

"How? How did you guess that?"

"Please, live with a man!" Pritchett said in surprise, "When my brother and I slept on bunk beds, we fought every day. You must have the same experience, right? Ron?"

Ron nodded in agreement: "That's right, I'm with little George, but since he can't beat me anymore since he was seven years old, he has obviously become much more well-behaved than before."

"Xiaoka and I didn't sleep on bunk beds." Mitchell spread his hands helplessly: "Dad, I just want to learn some self-defense skills."

"I'm not at all interested in what kind of bed you guys sleep in." Pritchett hastily swallowed another big gulp of wine: "Do you remember any trick? Let's take a look?"

"Uh... thumb out, and then like this..." Mitchell punched the air a few times, and Ron couldn't bear to look at that movement.

Let's put it this way, Mitchell's combat power level is about equal to the other three in the otaku scientist team, and lower than Rajesh. He is tied with the other four, and it is not enough for Penny to fight alone.

"Not a pretty game, is it?" Mitchell asked.

Ron couldn't help complaining: "No, it's actually too 'beautiful'. If the robber has the same orientation as you, you will lose more than the same things."

"Hey, how about this," Pritchett suggested: "Ron is the best agent of the IRS, how about letting him teach you?"

"Really? Ron, can you help me?" Mitchell looked at Ron, his eyes shining.

"Please, as long as you don't look at me that way, for the sake of relatives, of course I can teach you." Ron said that he couldn't stand Mitchell's gaze: "What do you want to learn? Muay Thai? Jiu-Jitsu ? Or Kung Fu?"

"Ron, you should teach him the simplest things. Your things are too difficult for him." Pritchett is not optimistic about Mitchell's learning ability at all.

"The simplest thing? That's the gun. It's the easiest and most trouble-free." Ron pulled the gun out of the holster, twirled it around on his fingers and put it in Mitchell's hand: "Just open the safety, Just point and shoot, Uncle Pritchett, do you have any old bottles you don't want? Let him try."

"No! Don't!" Mitchell immediately threw the gun back into Ron's arms as if receiving a hot potato: "I'm afraid of gunshots, I just need to learn some self-defense skills!"

"Then I have nothing to teach you, and you can't learn anything else."

Ron spread his hands, there was no way, he had experienced Mitchell's level, and he would rather go back and teach Penny.

No way, Pritchett could only go into battle himself: "Okay, then I will teach you a few simple Jiu-Jitsu moves, now, come and hit me."

"Jay, are you really okay? Don't be brave." Ron was skeptical about this. Pritchett is already in his 60s, so he can't teach Mitchell how to blackmail people by lying on the ground, right?

"No problem, maybe your mother didn't tell you that I used to be on the wrestling team when I was in school," Jie said full of fighting spirit, "Come on, release the hatred in your heart, and rush to hit me."

"Dad, you know I never hated you." Mitchell said duplicity.

"Remember when I didn't let you dress up as Olivia for Halloween?"

Ron remembered the time when Sheldon wanted to be Mrs. Curie. Well, it turned out that his brother wasn't the only one who wanted to be a woman for Halloween, and here was another one.

"Ah!" Mitchell yelled and rushed over, but Jay used his strength to push and pull, and his thick arms directly strangled his neck.

"Beautiful naked choke!" Ron exclaimed in admiration. At Jie's age, being able to complete this movement already deserves his respect.

"How? Very powerful, right? I learned it from Gracie, the founder of martial arts," Jie said triumphantly, "This is my trump card..."

"Wait a minute, Claire called me," Ron interrupted Jay's boast, and pressed the connect button.

"Hi, Claire, I'm at your dad's house, what time does the party start?"

"Oh! Thank goodness it's not too far away. Can you stop by? I forgot my credit card at Gray's Electric and couldn't buy a gift for Phil."

"Of course..." Ron stopped suddenly in the middle of speaking: "Wait, may I know what gift you plan to buy Phil? It also happens to be an iPad, right?"

"Wait, Ron, your gift to Phil is an IPAD!" Claire said in surprise, "That's great, so I don't have to wait in line. Can you transfer your gift to me?"

Ron frowned: "Of course, it's just my gift for you. What should I give you? Hey! Wait! Jay, stop, Mitchell is about to faint! No! He's already fainted!"

Ron was only halfway through speaking, and Mitchell fell into Jay's arms.

"Oops, Ron, come and help, breathe, Mitchell, my good boy!" Jay hurriedly put Mitchell down.

"What?" Claire was startled by Ron's movement: "What happened? Did Jay and Mitchell fight?"

"Uh..." Ron didn't know how to speak for a while: "Simply speaking, it was Mitchell who wanted to learn some self-defense skills, and then Uncle Pritchett didn't control the strength well and strangled him unconscious. Don't worry, with me Just let him lie down for a while."

Ron checked it out, and there was nothing serious about it.

"That's good," Claire said with a sigh of relief: "You can give him any other gift, depending on what you have on you, anything is fine. No matter what you give him, I guarantee that he will be happy."

"Really anything?"

"Of course!"

"Okay then." Ron agreed, anyway, he's not Phil's wife, and his gift doesn't need to be the most important.

Of course, according to etiquette, you can't go empty-handed, but what do you have on yourself?Ron felt around himself, and just touched a cold metal object. At this time, Mitchell woke up slowly, and Ron rolled his eyes, but he had an idea.

"Mitchell, you said you have a gift-wrapping station at home, right? How about we go back together now?"

(End of this chapter)