The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 232 Old Driver Max
In the end, Guan Yuming accepted the proposal to go back to the United States with Ron.

However, he neither came to Ron's base to work as a cleaner, nor did he have the idea of ​​opening another Chinese restaurant in Chinatown. Instead, he opened an antique shop not far from Ron's base.

This move directly made Ron unable to sleep for several days at night.

This guy won't invite Holy Master and Valon, will he?Don't Ron think the 500mm pistol in his M12.7 revolver is of any use to the Lord's shadow army?

You can't let him take the stinky salted fish and incense and yell at them, "Go away, the monsters and ghosts"?

It’s hard to say whether others are crazy or not, anyway, Ron is definitely going to be crazy. Those monsters, at first glance, are not masters that the M500 can handle. Make it more reliable.

Fortunately, that antique store is currently only run by Guan Yuming and his confidante. Ron swears, when will he see another big-nosed Jackie Chan or Xiaoyu's uncle in that store? , he immediately took the whole family to Huaxia.

He doesn't look back, he can't be provoked, he can always hide.

Thinking of this, he pushed open the door of Sheldon's apartment, planning to get some breakfast.

The farce of Sheldon running away from home lasted only one day, and he ran back in embarrassment because his luggage was lost at the train station.

Ever since Penny and Leonard formalized their relationship, this lazy girl didn't even put food in the refrigerator of her own apartment, but directly put it in the refrigerator of the apartment opposite, so Sheldon's apartment has become a regular place for Ron to eat free food. .

If the older brother eats the younger brother's food, can it be considered a free meal?Absolutely not~
However, after entering the door, Ron saw a strange scene: Sheldon stood nervously in front of a whiteboard, turning his back to look at the content on the board every few seconds, and then Leonard and Penny stood Beside the kitchen, it looks like watching a play.

"Ron, you're finally here, take care of your brother." Seeing Ron come back, Leonard immediately seemed to see a great savior.

"I said long ago that I gave you the custody of Sheldon. It just so happens that if you have plans to get married, you can use him to practice your hands. Believe me, after experiencing Sheldon, no matter what kind of bear Children, you will be like angels in your eyes."

Ron poured himself a cup of coffee while talking, and Sheldon rolled his hands into the shape of a telescope again, and began to observe the whiteboard behind him.

"What is he doing now?"

"If he's not breaking down the terms of the formula and testing them one by one, he's looking for the hand that was swallowed by the alligator after being cut off by Peter Pan." Leonard complained.

"Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator." Shelton retorted while looking at the formula: "If you want to hurt me, at least find out the facts first."

"Ron, don't you care? Sheldon hasn't slept all night, and he will definitely get sick if this continues."

Petunia worried, even though Sheldon has all kinds of annoying magic tricks, but for some reason, he can always arouse women's motherhood to the maximum extent. In the past, it was mother and grandma, but now it is Petunia.

"Since the third grade of elementary school, my mother forbade me to hit Sheldon's head again. In her words, 'you can't destroy the IQ that God bestowed on Sheldon'. After it was discovered that the water given to him in high school was mixed with sleeping pills, I have not had any There is a way to let him go to sleep."

Ron took a sip of his coffee and patted Leonard on the shoulder helplessly: "So, can you please take care of him more when you go to work today?"

"OK." Leonard gulped down the coffee, he felt a lot of pressure: "But you have to pick him up at seven o'clock in the evening, Penny and I are going to the skating rink for a date tonight, Howard and Bernadette Tee is going too, it's a foursome date."

"Seven o'clock? I'll probably be back from prison in time," Ron said after thinking for a while, and Sheldon's madness became even crazier during the chat, he just put a board full of words thrown out the window.

"Leonard, he looks like his computer crashed? Have you tried restarting him?"

"No, trust me, it's a hardware issue, and a reboot won't do anything."

Ron looked at Sheldon, made sure that he was only having intermittent convulsions, and finally went out with peace of mind after there was no major problem.

Ron, who just returned to Los Angeles yesterday, received a message from Mr. Channing's entrusted person in prison. He wanted to meet Ron. Because he entrusted the prison guards to contact him, he did not explain the reason. Ron needs to go to Take a look there.

In Shawshank Prison, since the old warden committed suicide because of Andy's denunciation letter, the new warden has become a new member of the Francis faction, and he has a little friendship with Ron.

So Channing's treatment in prison has also improved a lot, not worrying about weekly golf time from once a week to three times a week, and an extra TV in his single bedroom.

The treatment has become the top level in the entire prison, and Channing is very grateful for this.

"I'm curious why my dad suddenly asked us to come over to see him right away."

Before Ron's arrival, two beautiful guests had already come to visit Mr. Channing, and before Channing's arrival, Caroline and Max had already begun to discuss the content of the visit that Channing requested today.

"Perhaps he wants a 'lover's visit'?"

"Max!" Caroline exclaimed angrily.

"Don't react so much, it's me and you, not you." Max explained, but her explanation did not relieve Caroline's anxiety, but made her more worried. Fortunately, Channing Sir has arrived.

"Here you come, the light of my life, and her bodyguard."

"Dad~" Caroline happily hugged her father, and then Channing opened his hands to Max.

"Let's start right away? Don't you want to have some foreplay first?" The old driver Max was driving, and Mr. Chan Ning smiled and hugged her gently and sat down in his seat.

"I'm sorry to make you travel all the way here, and I still take the subway. I can't bear to say this word, but I actually need to ask you for a favor."

Although Mr. Channing received preferential treatment in prison because of Ron, visiting time was still very limited, so he tried to keep his story short and straight to the point.

Mr. Chan Ning suddenly whispered: "Help me escape from prison."

Before Caroline and Max, who were sitting across from him, could react, the door of the visiting room was pushed open again, and a big hand was placed on Mr. Channing's shoulder:
"Then maybe I need to tattoo the map of the prison on Caroline's body first, then lend her a gun to rob the bank and arrange for you to be locked up together, so that you can find the weakness of the prison according to the map, thus successfully escaped.

But the warden is in trouble. I'm good friends with him, so I definitely wouldn't do this. You don't blame me, do you? Ron greeted everyone with a smile: "Long time no see, Mr. Channing, and Caroline." "

"Well, I was just joking." Qian Ning laughed. Even if he had the chance to go out, he would never go out. God knows how many rich people out there who were scammed by him wanted to kill him.

But he can be sure that at least those people are not capable of killing him through this heavily managed prison system.

"Brother, you can go out now. I'll watch over here, don't worry." Ron patted the prison guard on the shoulder, slipped a $50 tip in his jacket pocket, and sent him away, then picked up a chair Sitting next to Caroline, he put his hand on her waist dishonestly.

"Dad, it's good that you are still in the mood to joke, but don't do it in front of Max, okay? She will take it seriously. She has already said that she will skin the prison guard alive for you, and let you wear his clothes." Peel out."

"Hey, you know that's an obvious move, okay?" Max retorted.

Ron looked at Mr. Channing with scrutiny: "Mr. Channing, are you really planning to go out? If you want to go out for a walk, I can help you arrange it.

Recently, my teacher just took over the job of checking loopholes in the prison system. He will be thrown into any prison in the United States as a prisoner, and then escape by himself. People like Stallone in "First Blood", and then with him, you can come out. "

"No, no, no, you misunderstood. I'm really just talking. It's very good inside. I'm going to participate in the prison cup golf exchange soon. Our team can't live without me." Mr. Chan Ning said in a joking tone Said meaningfully.

Ron happened to meet Channing's eyes, and the two looked at each other with a smile, saying nothing.

"Listen to me, there is a woman who was previously employed by me, who was bought for 100 million dollars and wrote a book about my private files to reveal all the secrets."

"One million dollars!" Max yelled in surprise, "Then how much can I get for writing a book about Caroline's revelation? I've already thought about the content of Chapter 100 'Fart while sleeping'."

"Haha, Max, if you finish the book, you must tell me, I must buy a copy and read it carefully."

In front of Ron, Caroline's face flushed red all of a sudden: "Max, can you stop mentioning this every time?"

Mr. Channing continued to bring the topic back to the main topic: "The woman's name is Sandra Rosenthal, Caroline, do you remember her?"

"Of course I remember that the woman who faked her resume can't even count well, and what's even more outrageous is that her dressing taste is very poor." Caroline was deeply impressed by this:

"Wait, what does she say she has against you?"

"She said that she knew the inside information of the whole Ponzi scheme, and that she even had a relationship with me." Speaking of this, Mr. Chan Ning's face was a little abnormal, but he was able to cover it up very well: "But actually no. "

"Of course you wouldn't have sex with such a tasteless woman." Caroline still had confidence in her father's aesthetic taste.

"Anyway," concluded Mr. Channing, "I wanted to let you know about it first, because she's going to be on the Piers Morgan talk show, and then she's going to be blah, blah, blah."

"Don't worry, no, because I will refute her lies for you..."

Next, it was time for the interaction between Caroline and Mr. Channing. Caroline took the initiative to take on the task of defending Mr. Channing, while Ron kept watching with a cold eye, because he felt that the matter was not that simple, otherwise, Channing would not Call him over before that.

"OK, thank you, my little angel, I don't know what to do without you, well, you go first, I have something to talk to Ron alone, by the way, Max can also stay."

Sure enough, it came.

As soon as Caroline left the visiting room, Channing couldn't wait to say: "Ron, Max, I want you to help me tell Caroline something, I am too embarrassed to tell her about it."

"I knew that there must be something else to keep me here. Let's talk about it." Ron shrugged and said relaxedly.

"The woman also claimed that I have a 'little bird', Ron, do you understand what I mean?" Channing's tone was helpless and embarrassed.

"Wait, you didn't keep me here because you want me to help you 'bird watching' to clear up your stigma?" The old driver Max drove again.

"Hahaha," Ron laughed until tears flowed: "If you want, I can also take a picture for you and post it on Twitter with a passerby's account.

Don't worry, with our friendship for so many years, even if you really have a size defect, I can help you find a few photo masters to help you make a bigger model. "

"No, I just want you to tell Caroline to get her ready. I'm pretty sure that's what made that shameless woman sell her new book." Channing said angrily.

Any man would feel ashamed and helpless if he was told he couldn't do it in this respect. He couldn't really take a picture of bird watching and post it on Twitter like Ron said?
Then he doesn't even have the last dignity left. Perhaps, the mastermind hiding behind that woman has exactly this plan. If he can't kill you, then he will completely destroy you in terms of reputation.

The Channing family is not doing business by himself. The entire family is well-known in the wealthy circles of the United States. If their plot succeeds, the reputation of the Channing family will be ruined.

However, there was only one focus of Max's attention. She glanced down curiously: "How 'moist' is her words?"

"Believe me, it's very big." Channing straightened his pants and said awkwardly, "Max, why don't you go to the door and wait for a while, so that Ron and I can have a private chat?"

"OK, OK, let's chat~" Max said, retreating towards the door, and mouthed to Ron before going out, "Don't forget to tell me how big it is after reading it later!"

"Well, now that the women are out, what do you want me to do?" Ron asked, crossing his legs.

(End of this chapter)