The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 237 Valentine's Day Discussion
Mr. Chan Ning's matter was finally resolved, and everyone was happy, except for Chan Ning himself who was still in prison. Because of his news, the whole world is now talking about his privacy.

But this has nothing to do with Ron.

Because he had to face the worst fear of every scumbag on a Christmas day that was rare and quiet, without any unscrupulous terrorists making trouble, and without missions to go out.

So who should you spend Valentine's Day with?

Even Leonard Howard, who for the first time can finally spend Valentine's Day alone, is discussing it.

"Hey, Howard, how do you and Bernadette plan to spend your first Valentine's Day." Leonard first brought the topic to the topic of how to spend the holiday.

"I've racked my brains, and I'm going to take her to eat the $39.95 couple special package offered by Huaguan," Howard was extremely excited: "There are egg rolls, dumplings, and countless stir-fried vegetables in the package. , you can also take a photo with the marble horse at the door, it’s exciting to think about it, isn’t it?”

"I think you are the only one who will be excited by this. To be honest, I understand more and more why you have not found your first official girlfriend until now. Do you really think women will be interested in this?"

Ron ate the food on the dinner plate, and replied, Valentine's Day is approaching, Gizelle has been hinting recently that he can ask him out that day, of course the other women have no reason to let him go, so he can only observe In the name of the progress of the drone project, he hid in Caltech.

In fact, however, Sheldon is far more of a spoiler than he is: "Considering that St. Valentine was a Roman priest who was stoned and beheaded in the third century AD, taking his girlfriend to watch a cruel scene on such a night Wouldn't murder be a more legitimate way to celebrate?"

"I understand what you mean, but if there is a choice, Jews will always choose Chinese food." Howard resisted.

"To be honest, Sheldon's suggestion today is very good. If you are willing to take Bernadette to a movie after dinner, it will definitely warm up your relationship."

"Really?" Howard asked suspiciously. His suspicion was not mainly aimed at Ron. Every word of Ron's great lover was regarded as an imperial decree, and judging from his past achievements, he had good results.

But as we all know, any suggestion about feelings, once the element of Sheldon is added, becomes so unreliable.

"Of course it's true. Think about it. In a dimly lit movie theater, when a movie comes to a bloody and scary scene, how do women usually react?"

"Of course they were running around in fright," Ron gave the correct answer without waiting for their answer: "At this time, there is nothing more reassuring than a warm embrace, do you know what I mean?"

"However, you need to consider that Howard's girlfriend Bernadette is a biologist, and when Howard watches horror movies, he is often the one who screams the loudest."

Rajesh broke down.

"Well, I thought the one who barked the loudest was Sheldon."

"No, Sheldon is usually the first to pass out." Rajesh complained dissatisfiedly. His dissatisfaction was mainly aimed at everyone sitting here, because only he and Sheldon were single among all the people.

Or rather, only himself, because Sheldon has physics enough, and physicists don't need women.

"If any of you are interested, I can tell you that on Valentine's Day this year, I will buy a roast chicken from the supermarket, take it home, stand by the sink, open the package and grab it with my hands like a beast. eat."

"Ron, what about you?"

"Me? I will probably try my best to satisfy those women, and then spend a little bit of exhaustion. To be honest, I would rather go to Jurassic Park alone with only a nail clipper. Those women initiated Seriously, it won't be much inferior to Tyrannosaurus Rex."

Ron's face was a little gloomy. Of course, the women would not eat him up like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but they could drain all his strength. Think about it, how many women would he have to face that day?

In contrast, the Tyrannosaurus rex is easier to deal with. If it is in a suitable terrain, such as a forest with many dense trees, Ron can completely run around with the advantage of the terrain until the Tyrannosaurus rex is exhausted.

The research on modern reptiles shows that the physical fitness of reptiles is generally deviated. The animal with the best physical strength in the world should be the "horrible erect ape", and Ron and his girlfriends happen to be in this category.

"Very well, so to sum it up, one is a handsome marble horse, one is a single dog who goes home alone to eat chicken, and the other is to go to Jurassic Park to single out a Tyrannosaurus rex. Let me see, who is left?"

"That's right, it's just my plan." Leonard laughed so hard that his eyes almost disappeared, but the scene suddenly became awkward, everyone ate their own food, and no one answered, so he could only come back by himself: "Anyone want to know what I'm going to do?"

"Aren't you going to fight Petunia upside down at home while I'm not at home?" Ron said boringly, "But I suggest you prepare the little blue pill in advance, as I usually do. In terms of the audience's intuitive feelings, it's a bit unsatisfactory."

"No, that's not what I'm talking about, it's just my previous plan, and now the situation has changed," Leonard quickly brought up the topic about his time: "Guess who the school plans to send to Switzerland to participate in the seminar and visit CERN's supercollider?"

"Professor Norton, for reasons only God knows, has not published anything of note since his Nobel Prize." Sheldon was on the verge of madness with envy.

"As a matter of fact, Professor Norton couldn't go, he twisted his waist while climbing, and they invited me to replace him, and I was able to take another person."

Leonard was afraid that Ron would say something unfavorable to him, so he quickly announced the answer.

"Oh, my God!" "Congratulations." Everyone congratulated in unison, but Sheldon's congratulations were a little different.

"It's really unbelievable, I don't even want to question why they chose you!" Sheldon acted happier than Leonard, pushed away halfway through the meal and hurriedly got up: " I want to go home now and pack my bags."

"I thought you were going to take Penny there." Ron patted Leonard on the shoulder puzzledly. "How hard are you to take Sheldon to Switzerland on Valentine's Day?"

(End of this chapter)