The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 241 Batman: Fan of Xia Yingying
After several rounds of confrontation with the robbers, Hobbs finally lost his patience and began to organize his men to prepare for a strong attack.

But before they started the storm, a certain mysterious boss above suddenly stopped his plan, and then airborne him a female lawyer for him to take with him to negotiate with the robbers.

Ron doesn't know what kind of interest is involved in this, but he is not in the mood to get involved in the exchange of interests of the capitalists, because he has more interesting things in his eyes, so he and Hobbs made a deal and left .

But he didn’t leave. Instead, he changed his clothes and reappeared on the top of the building opposite the bank. Standing with him was another middle-aged man who was wearing an orange tights and covered his bald head with a wig. , was grabbing the clothes on his body and complaining non-stop.

"Boss, I have to say, this outfit looks really stupid, I really don't understand, why do I have to wear this?"

"No way, we are a special operation, so we have to cover our eyes and ears, understand?" Ron's voice came from under the Batman mask. After being processed by a voice changer, even people who are familiar with him can't hear his own voice. .

"But why do we have to wear the clothes of the characters in the comics for mentally handicapped children, it looks like..." Arthur was stuck, unable to think of any suitable adjectives.

"Like a neuropathy?"

"Yes, that's it!" Arthur turned around uncomfortably at the puddle on the ground, and after seeing the two big hairy legs exposed under his tight shorts, he was inexplicably shy: "But this clothes Isn't it too nonsense? Why can't I wear the same clothes as you?"

"When did you hear that there are two Batmen in Gotham City?" Ron picked up the machine on the ground, adjusted it, handed it to Arthur, and picked up the other one himself: "You should be lucky, I can't buy one." Clothes that fit Hank's figure, or Hank came with me."

"I beg you, the next time something like this happens, you must find him."

"Shut up! Start working now, and I'll buy you Nicole Robin's clothes next time if you don't talk nonsense!" Ron said ruthlessly, tirelessly annoyed by Arthur's nagging.

Since Arthur began to fall in love, Ron obviously found that Arthur had changed. He was no longer the killer who didn't talk too much. On the contrary, he became more and more talkative.

"Nicole Robin? Who's that?"

"Trust me, you absolutely don't want to know." As soon as Ron finished speaking, he closed one eye and glanced at the opposite bank, then moved his fingers slightly.

"嗤~" There was a sound of breaking the air from the machine, and a spear dart similar to a fishing gun was shot from the muzzle, straight into the roof of the opposite bank, and Arthur followed suit and nailed a spear dart to the opposite roof.

Then the two looked at each other and smiled, and slid through the air along the zipline, the cloak flapping in the air.

When they flew to the top of the opposite bank building, Ron immediately cut the rope with a knife, pressed the button on the remote control, and the machine on the other side started to run rapidly. Before the cut rope had time to fall, it was swept back by the machine.

The sniper, who was aiming at the opposite bank, opened his mouth wide in surprise. He just looked up at the sky distractedly, but he didn't expect to see Batman and Robin flying across the sky.

God!This must be an illusion!This is Los Angeles, not Gotham City!

The sniper rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and when he looked again, both Batman and Robin had disappeared.

The sniper hesitated, he didn't know whether he should report this situation to his superiors.

If he didn't report it, he would definitely be responsible if something happened, but if he did report it...he would almost certainly be ridiculed by his colleagues.

Batman haunts Los Angeles?What a joke!
After hesitating again and again, the sniper finally made up his mind to regard what happened just now as his own dizziness and never report it to his superiors.

What he didn't know was that almost at the same time, several other police officers who witnessed Batman at the same time also made the same decision as him in their hearts.

……

On the other side, Ron and Arthur sneaked into the bank along the stairs on the roof of the bank. Arthur was moving forward as silently as possible with the steps unique to killers. Unexpectedly, after Ron packed his backpack, he looked like It was as if he was at his own home, and walked forward without any scruples.

Even when passing by the office, Ron took an apple from the table and gnawed on it, without the aloofness of Batman at all.

Arthur frowned: "Boss, I think you should pay attention to the sound of your footsteps, you will quickly attract those robbers."

"Are you teaching me how to do things?" Ron squinted his eyes.

"No, I just hope that professional matters can be arranged by professional people. Although I don't mind having a shootout with robbers in the bank, I don't think that's what you originally thought."

After Arthur finished speaking, Ron not only did not restrain himself, but acted even more arrogantly. He even turned on the computer in the office and played a movie.

"Then have you ever thought that what I'm doing now is my purpose?"

Ron grabbed another apple on the desk and gave it to Arthur who was wearing Robin's clothes, and then turned up the volume of the movie to the maximum, lest others would not know.

Interestingly, the movie Ron played happened to be the first film in the new Batman series directed by Christopher Nolan, "Batman Begins".

Ron was not afraid, so Arthur had nothing to be afraid of. As a result, Apple sat down on the chair next to Ron and started to eat it.

Of course, the noise from the office on the roof could not fail to attract the attention of the robbers. The leader of the robbers left an accomplice to take care of the hostages, and immediately walked up with the other two attendants.

They walked carefully along the stairs and approached the office bit by bit, but they were not professional after all. There was even a person in the middle who accidentally touched the table next to him, and the robber who was the leader nervously pointed his gun at the office. For fear that the next second, the intruder will rush out with a gun.

But the people in the office were not disturbed by the voices from their side. Instead, they were eating apples with relish and watching movies like two chubby patients.

The leader made a gesture to tell the people behind to stop, and then he stepped lightly to the door again, then suddenly dodged and pointed his gun at the two people in strange clothes inside.

"Hands up! Weapons down!"

"Weapons? Shouldn't you say this?" Ron shook the apple in his hand at him amusedly: "I don't think this thing should be counted as a weapon, what do you think? Robin?"

"Of course, if an apple is considered a weapon, then a banana should be a pistol, how about it? I'm pointing a banana at you now, do you feel scared?"

Arthur also followed Ron's example and peeled the banana in a funny way, aiming at the robber leader who came in.

The leader of the robbers did not intend to relax at all, but pointed his gun nervously. They nodded: "Who are you?!"

"As you can see, we are Batman and Robin. When we were chasing the Joker, we jumped into a hole with her, and that hole brought us here." Ron crossed his legs and put his two With his hands on his chest, he said solemnly:

"Yes, that's right, it's like this. We seem to have traveled through time and space. In your time and space, we seem to be characters in a comic book movie. This is not Gotham City, is it?"

At this time, the other two subordinates of the robber also followed, and the robber who was going to point a gun at them was dumbfounded.

One of the robbers asked his companion stupidly: "Is there really time travel in this world?"

"How is it possible?! He must be talking nonsense! Don't believe it."

The leader of the robbers took a deep breath. He felt that he had never been so tired facing the police all day today:

"Okay, dear Mr. Batman, may I ask, is there any purpose for you to come here? If you plan to continue searching for the clown, I can tell you clearly that we don't have such a person here.

If you have any other ideas, I suggest you give priority to whether the gun in my hand will agree, and then put forward your ideas carefully.

But for now, I don't mind having the famous Batman and Robin as one of my hostages, what do you think? "

After finishing speaking, the leader of the robbers put his finger on the gun into the class's finger guard, stared at Ron and Arthur closely, and shot him as soon as they behaved slightly wrong.

The two men behind them also pulled the bolt at the same time, and when the leader gave an order, they beat Ron and the others into a sieve.

Arthur had stretched all his muscles. Facing an opponent with a gun at this distance, he had the confidence to deal with it. At this moment, she just waited for Ron's order, and she could immediately take down the rookie in front of her.

That's right, this is definitely a rookie. Arthur can use his more than ten years of experience as a killer to vouch for it. The posture of this group of people holding guns is not the posture that is often used for robbing people.

And Ron, as if pointing to his three AK rifles as toys bought in a children's store, put the muzzles aside indifferently and stood up.

The leader and the other two robbers hurriedly and nervously re-pointed their guns on him, but Ron ignored it.

Not only that, but he also held the muzzles of two AK rifles to his head.

"Relax, relax, we have no malicious intentions, and if we did, you have nothing to do with me, right?" Ron laughed.

"Don't move! If you dare to move again, I will kill you immediately!"

"Kill me? Then come on~" Ron took a step forward, directly took a step back from the top of the two gunmen with his head, and then continued in a teasing tone:

"Please, poor rookies, if you want to act a little bit more like a bank robber or a terrorist, I have seen a lot, let alone holding a few broken guns, even if it is on the road I have seen many people driving tanks, are you afraid of your three guns?"

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you!" Seeing that Ron was not afraid, one of the robbers lost his position and kicked Ron's calf viciously.

But Ron moved faster, and before the robber's feet had time to touch Ron, Ron had already swung his arm round and slapped the robber's face loudly.

"Crack!" He turned his hand 180 degrees on the spot before lying down on the ground in a daze.

"Don't move! If you dare to make any moves, I'll rob you right away! Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now?"

The female robber behind the leader shrank back in fear, and shouted sternly.

"Hahaha, kill me?" Ron burst into tears as he laughed, "Shoot if you want to kill you? Can't you? If not, I can teach you. Look at it like this."

Ron put his head back on the female robber's muzzle, held the female robber's trembling little hand with both hands, and pressed her finger to pull on the trigger.

"boom!"

The trigger was pressed, but nothing happened, Ron still stood still, and Arthur's tense muscles relaxed.

So these guys have fake guns?No wonder Ron didn't look nervous from the beginning. I have to say, these people are really bold enough to rob banks with fake guns.

"The gun in his hand is fake, but the one in my hand is different. Would you like to try it?" The robber leader didn't flinch like his subordinates. His own gun was fake, but he couldn't lose in the aura, so he raised the gun again.

But this time, Ron did not choose to expose him, but slowed down his tone: "Relax, my friend, you know that Batman has always been the messenger of justice, so we are also here to maintain justice this time."

"Justice? That depends on whose justice it is."

At this moment, the conversation between the two was like a bewilderment, and the robber's subordinates wisely took two steps back and put away their teeth and claws.

"Since I told you, then of course it is my own justice. Although I can't tell you what kind of justice it is, I can be sure that it is not the kind of justice of **. You are satisfied with this answer Mr. Robber?

Or should I call you Mr. Mossad Agent? "

Ron tentatively called out the name he guessed, but the other party didn't respond, but asked strangely: "Mossad? Are you talking about the Israeli intelligence organization? No, we are not from Mossad."

Ron heard that his tone did not seem to be fake, so he believed it for now.

If it is Mossad, it should not even carry a real gun. Moreover, if it is Mossad, it will take more bloody means to retaliate against the war criminals in World War II.

"Well, whoever you are, I want to negotiate a deal with you. As you know, I am interested in some documents that the chairman of the bank keeps in the safe, but these things happen to be of no use to you. Put them in There will be more use in my hand, what do you think?"

The leader said alertly: "It's not that good, why should I trust you?"

Indeed, no matter whether the other party is Mossad or Jewish extremists, there is no reason to believe a stranger, but Ron has long been prepared.

"Then what do you think of this?"

Ron took out a ring from his pocket, which was given to him by the old Masonic man when he was looking for the treasure last time.

(End of this chapter)