The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 276

A week before the Chicago Avengers, the heat of the political scandal that shocked the United States has been fading

Some people even say that Robert is the reincarnation of Hitler, intending to occupy the United States and launch World War III.

What amazed Ron the most was that there were quite a few people who believed this statement, and Ron had to lament once again that happy education is harmful.

Believe it or not, although the United States is recognized as the number one technological power in the world, the ignorance of ordinary people will still surprise you. Many people still believe in the theory of a flat earth and continue to try to prove it from various weird angles. .

In Sheldon's words, it's naive and ridiculous.

"Howard, would you like to check the equatorial mount on the laser again? We need to lock it to the Sea of ​​Tranquility."

"no problem."

"Sea of ​​Tranquility? Is there still a place with this name?" Ron complained while eating snacks for no apparent reason. A few homeboys planned to shoot lasers at the moon tonight. Ron was bored and followed to watch the excitement.

"That's the name of a place on the surface of the moon. When Apollo landed on the moon, it was the place where it landed." Astrophysicist Rajesh answered.

But his eyes didn't look at Ron, but he leaned over the binoculars and stared at the apartment building opposite.

"Hey Rajesh, I told you a long time ago that if you want a woman, you can disclose your identity as a rich man in India, and there will be countless chicks lining up to date you, instead of doing it like this , jumping back and forth on the charge of voyeurism."

"I don't!" Rajesh blushed, "I'm just watching someone else's TV, and it's showing "The Good Wife"~ This is the drama I've been following lately."

Ron rolled his eyes: "Well, maybe what you need is not a woman, Rajesh, I have a cousin named Michelle,
"Parties? I like parties the most~" Rajesh agreed excitedly, but immediately realized something was wrong: "Wait, what did you just say?"
Rajesh shrugged and decided not to argue with Ron.

"Hey, do you know anyone else who wants to see this experiment?" Leonard didn't wait for others to answer, and gave the answer himself: "Penny."

"How did I not know she liked exploring the moon? Although I'm sure that the reflector Armstrong left on the moon does meet Penny's sparkling aesthetic standards."

"Sheldon, not just Petunia, almost all women have a special preference for shiny things." Ron corrected: "This characteristic was also written into a paper by a Chinese netizen called "Women and Birds." The 16 Common Points of ", if you are interested, you can read it, it will definitely help you in picking up girls."

"Really?" Rajesh's eyes widened. If one-night stands were not counted, he was the only one in the group of four who hadn't tasted love yet.

Even Sheldon has been courted by women attracted to the good looks he inherited from the Cooper family.

"Of course it's true. The author of that paper is a Chinese named Lu Xiaobu. It is said that he takes different women home every week to spend the night. It's just that the paper is written in Chinese, maybe..."

"I'll pay someone to translate it into English in a while!" Rajesh exclaimed excitedly.

"Don't forget to pass a copy to me when the time comes." Leonard didn't have so much spare money to spend on this, so he decided to be a hand-out party.

Ron wondered, "Why didn't you call Petunia up?"

"I don't know, since the last time, we have been a little weird before."

"She dumped you?"

"She didn't dump me!" Leonard immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "We are just in different directions in this relationship."

"Well, you just got dumped, bro."

On the third day after Ron left, Leonard and Penny broke up. The reason is that Leonard has not figured it out yet, but Ron knows one thing, that is, no matter what, the two will eventually get together. Together.

Ron suggested: "You should go and ask Petunia to come together, maybe it's a good chance to repair the relationship."

"Good idea, I'll go right away!" Leonard ran downstairs without waiting for Ron to finish speaking.

But what Ron didn't expect was that Leonard not only brought Penny here, but also bought one and got one free, and brought a man who was about the same height as Ron.

Ron covered his face in embarrassment, forgetting this part, Penny's new boyfriend Zach.

Or it would be more appropriate to call you bubble friends.

Ron was too lazy to talk to Zach, but Zach approached Sheldon as if he had found a new toy, asking questions back and forth. In order to save the scene, Leonard could only introduce the experiment to them awkwardly and politely.

Of course, the main introductions are Zach and Penny, anyway, come here every day to have a meal, and it is normal for scientific common sense to overwhelm an ordinary person.

It's just that Leonard didn't expect that when he introduced that the experiment would send laser light and return it to the receiver, Zach asked the classic stupid question.

"I have another question, how are you sure it won't explode?"

"Explosion? What explosion? You said laser?" Leonard was stunned.

"No, it's the moon."

"Sheldon, you are too hurt." Ron quickly pulled Sheldon aside in order to avoid any shocking words from Sheldon.

Fortunately, this embarrassing scene didn't last long. The laser experiment was completed quickly, and Penny quickly took Zach away. Zach's performance made her a little embarrassed, especially when facing Leonard.

(End of this chapter)