The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 283 I Don't Want To Be A Dad
"Are you sure you accidentally fell into the robotic arm when you slipped?"

When the three of Ron arrived at Howard's house, Howard was sitting on the bed with a blanket covering his lower body. A robotic arm full of texture protruded from under the blanket. It was the NASA robotic arm that was serving food on the table just now.

"Yes." Howard shook his foot in embarrassment and nodded.

"And your XX just fell into the hands of the robotic arm, and then it just happened to be held by it?" Ron crossed his arms and looked suspicious: "I seriously doubt that you have loaded it with a program for moving up and down.

hell!I don't want to eat any food from this robotic arm anymore, it's not clean anymore. "

"Yes, help me quickly." Howard was so anxious that he was about to cry.

"I wanted to suggest lube, but I think yours has enough lube on it." Leonard complained sharply, causing everyone to laugh.

Except Howard: "That's not funny, Leonard!"

"Really? Isn't it funny that a robot hand is stuck in your key position? If you don't believe me, you can send a tweet and ask others. I dare say, this one can definitely be on Twitter's top ten annual funny list, And the position will definitely not be at the bottom.”

Ron pulled the mechanical arm amusedly, causing Howard to stop in pain: "Tell me, how did you come up with such a creative way of entertaining yourself?"

"Please! Ron, Leonard, Rajesh!" Howard: "I called you here to help, don't just stand there and talk, before my mother comes in, find a way to help me get that thing out of the way Get it out of the mechanical arm!"

"Okay, let me take a look."

Just as Leonard was in front of the computer, Howard hurriedly yelled: "Stop! Stop! Stop! Don't touch the computer!"

"why?"

"the computer is down."

"Then restart it and it's over?" Ron said, and he was about to press the restart button.

"Don't! Don't!" Howard quickly stopped Ron: "That will import the wrong original program, the program of the space maintenance arm, this thing thinks it is holding a screwdriver in space! If the program continues, it will It's starting to twist."

Howard made a screwing action, and Ron imitated the scene of putting the organ into it, and couldn't help but feel chills all over his body. If he really let that thing be screwed, it would definitely be screwed off. This is not for fun.

"Is this thing expensive? If it's not that expensive, or if you can fix it, I can try to break it." Ron drew his pistol and proposed another solution, violently dismantling it.

"No! Absolutely not. It took me a month to design this robotic arm! The structure is very precise and can adapt to work in any space situation. The cost of one alone is close to 500 million US dollars."

Well, after a lot of talking, the last sentence is the key.

Although Ron could not afford to pay 500 million US dollars, it was completely unnecessary to spend on this. There must be a cheaper solution. Ron simply gave up and saw if there were any solutions for the other two.

"Well, how about this?" Rajesh thought of a way: "When Winnie the Pooh's head is stuck on the honey tree, his little friends will grab him and pull it out~"

"Whatever you like, I don't want to touch any other man's honey tree." Ron rolled his eyes at the blanket in disgust.

After Howard denied several proposals in a row, his mother's voice suddenly sounded outside the door: "Howard, I made cookies for you and your friends."

"Thank you mom, I won't eat right now."

"I can bring it up for you, and get you a bottle of Hawaiian fruit wine by the way."

"No! Don't come up!" Howard yelled nervously.

"What? Look down on your mother, do you think it's unworthy to appear in front of your little friend?" Mrs. Worowitz's voice sounded a little aggrieved.

"It's true, but that's not the point." Howard asked his friends for help again: "Help me, think of a way!"

"What can you do?" Ron looked at the other two.

"No," Rajesh spread his hands. "My mind is full of cookies and Hawaiian wine now."

"Well, there is only one way." Ron had no choice but to stand up and preside over the overall situation: "I'll go and chat with Mrs. Worowitz, first hold her back, and then you two find a way to get him out of the way." In my pickup truck, we took him to the hospital."

"Howard, remember, you owe me once!" Ron glared at Howard viciously.

If it wasn't for the fault of the relationship between the two, and because Howard has been helping him with the research and development of the exoskeleton mecha recently, Ron would never do this.

Probably because of being abandoned by her husband for too long, Howard's mother was extraordinarily enthusiastic every time she saw Ron, and even made Ron shudder with enthusiasm.

Reminiscent of the original time and space, the funny story between Howard's mother and Stuart, Ron has no doubts, as long as he nods, he can immediately make Howard call him Dad.

I don't want to be a father!What's more, Howard suddenly popped up with such a big son!
Ron swears that he definitely didn't have such an idea because of Howard's mother's poor image, let alone discrimination against fat people.

The nearest hospital to Howard's home is less than ten kilometers away, and it takes only 5 minutes to drive there.

Leonard was holding the laptop, followed by Rajesh, who was carefully holding the robotic arm and pulling Howard. Following Leonard's footsteps, the strange shapes of the three attracted the attention of people in the hospital.

In order not to be ashamed to follow along, Ron deliberately lagged behind by a certain distance, so that others would not think that he was with those three guys.

"Don't pull too hard!" Probably because Rajesh walked too fast by accident, Howard screamed.

"I didn't pull it. You can handle this kind of thing next time."

"Excuse me, can you help us?" Leonard desperately gestured to Ron with his eyes, he could only reluctantly walk to the counter and greet the nurse on duty.

"Oh my god, what's going on?" Rao Yi was an experienced nurse on duty, and he had never seen such a scene.

"I accidentally slipped and fell..." Howard used the slipping phrase again.

"What is this?" The nurse lifted a corner of the blanket, and several patients were covered.

Howard was so ashamed that he almost wanted to find a hole to get in: "It's the robot's arm."

"What about the rest of the robot?"

"I just made the arms."

"Because it's enough, isn't it?" The nurse said with a clear look on her face.

(End of this chapter)