The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 286 The Truth About Howard's Breakup

After sending Anonymous away, Ron didn't forget to ask Howard to borrow a military satellite for him to follow and watch what Hobbs was doing.

Ron originally thought that a workaholic like Hobbs was either training newcomers, or leading a team to raid a certain drug dealer's den, but the video uploaded by the military satellite surprised him.

I saw Hobbs, together with a group of little girls barely reaching his waist, on the football field, dancing weird dance steps to another group of little girls. It took Ron a long time to recognize that it was New Zealand war dance.

Ron was so scared that he quickly turned off the video, it was too eye-catching!
However, Ron recorded the video and posted it on Youtube, which received many likes.

At night, in Ron's apartment, Ron, who had been fishing all day, was lying on the sofa, and Petunia was walking around, picking up the dirty clothes that had been thrown all over the floor. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Opening the door, Howard was standing outside: "Hi, Ron, I didn't expect you to be home."

"I didn't expect that you would come to me in the middle of the night. What happened? There is not enough funding for scientific research projects? You don't need to tell me about this kind of thing, just tell Andy. I told him that as long as the money is not enough, I will immediately I will transfer money to you."

Ron asked Howard to come in, brought him a glass of beer, and lay down on the sofa casually.

"No, I'm not looking for you, I'm here for Petunia." Howard was a little embarrassed: "Petunia, has Bernadette mentioned me to you recently?"

"Of course, when you came to eat together yesterday, she asked me why Howard hid under the table?" Petunia put down the basket in her hand and sat aside.

"Hey, Howard, if I remember correctly, didn't you say you were going to be a prodigal son and play flowers last time? It's only been a few days, and you're starting to turn around again?"

"Uh... no, I just asked casually, has she dated anyone recently?"

"As far as I know, probably not. Speaking of which, I suddenly want to ask, why did you break up in the first place?"

"That's right, I want to ask you this question too," Ron immediately cheered up with gossip, rolled up from the sofa and stared at Howard with piercing eyes.

"I think it's better not to say it."

"Howard, you know that even if you don't tell me, I can get the truth from Rajesh, so do you want me to know the embellished version of the Indian population, or the more reliable answer you said yourself? "

Petunia crossed her arms and united with Ron: "Yes, Howard, if you want my help, at least let me know why you broke up."

"Well, this matter is a bit embarrassing..."

"That's what I want to hear." Ron took out another bottle of beer from under the table and put it in front of Petunia: "Petunia, popcorn, hurry up, how can you listen to gossip without preparing some snacks?"

"Wait, don't talk about it yet," Penny hurried to the kitchen, brought out a bucket of popcorn, walked out, put it on the table, ready to watch a movie: "Okay, now you can talk. "

"It starts with World of Warcraft."

"I know, it's the online game you guys used to play, what's wrong with it?" Petunia interrupted, but Ron gave her a hard look, and immediately shut her mouth obediently.

Howard went on to tell about his strange past: "You know, the characters in the game can actually have sex with each other..."

"Ahem!" Ron was almost choked to death by a mouthful of popcorn. He walked over unscathed despite the hail of bullets on the battlefield. Today, he almost lost to Howard's wretchedness.

"My God, Howard, how horny are you? You don't even let the game characters go?"

Howard lowered his head in shame: "His name is Troll Gelin Xindi, and he is a hunter.

When Bernadette came to me, we were under the bridge of souls... You know, you understand, right?Ron? "

Petunia turned her eyes to Ron, as if to say, do you boys usually do this kind of thing in games?The butt moved honestly and quietly to the other side of the sofa, distanced itself from the two wretched men.

"Hey, what do you mean I can understand? I've never done this kind of thing, okay?" Ron quickly defended himself: "I'm not the kind of person who doesn't have the company of the opposite sex in real life, so I can only chat with strange people online. Biological sex freak, sorry Howard, no insult meant.

I'm just a little curious, what on earth are you thinking?That's a troll!Even if it's an elf or a blood elf, I can roughly understand your aesthetics. "

Although the X movies in the three computers of Leonard, Rajsh, and Howard were unified into cartoons, Ron thought they were still childish, but why didn't he think of it?Howard is the most perverted among the three of them, and his taste is so distorted.

Howard begged: "Penny, can you talk to her?"

"Who? Bernadette or a troll?"

"Of course it's Bernadette! He's so mad at me he doesn't even listen to me."

"The question is, what can explain this?" Ron rolled his eyes helplessly, and now he couldn't figure out more and more why Bernadette would fall in love with a man like Howard: "You would rather be against a man on the Internet." Trolls are obsessive, and they don't even want to touch the woman who is by your side."

"What?" Howard was suddenly dumbfounded.

"Please brother, think about it with your clever little head, why would a woman visit a wretched otaku's house in the middle of the night if she didn't want you to touch her?"

A word to wake up the dreamer, Howard changed from shock to ecstasy, and then into deep loss, so you, like Mrs. Xianglin, kept repeating, how is it possible?how is this possible?

Ron sat beside him and patted him on the shoulder: "Howard, think about it carefully, I mean don't report any false elements, and take a good look at your own situation.

Your hairstyle, and your sleazy personality, especially your little leggings, unless she wants you to take the initiative, why else do you think it is? "

"Really?" Howard sighed regretfully: "My God, what did I do to eat?"

Ron glanced up at the clock: "It's only nine o'clock, not too late. If I remember correctly, Bernadette should be on duty today, right? Petunia."

"That's right, she's on the evening shift today, and she doesn't get off work until 12 o'clock." Petunia nodded.

"So, Howard, what are you waiting for? Why don't you start now? Go!"

(End of this chapter)