The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 329: As soon as it comes, it is safe
A hippopotamus about the size of a jeep swallowed Sheldon's entire upper body in one gulp, leaving only a lost shoe in place.

Fortunately, after swallowing Sheldon, the hippopotamus didn't look at the others again, hiccupped and went back into the water.

"Ron, Sheldon was eaten!"

"My God! Help him!"

"Don't worry," Ron heard some strange noises in the sky, and stopped a few otaku who had never seen the world to point to the sky. Immediately, Sheldon's game image, with howling wind and screams fell to the ground.

"Are you okay, Sheldon?" Ron reached out and pulled him up.

"No! It's not good at all! It was really disgusting just now, what the hell is this place? A big monster that has never brushed its teeth once in its life can just swallow another clean person into its mouth inside?"

"A place that will kill you if you are not careful. Also, to correct your statement, with your current image of a big man, I highly suspect that you haven't showered for at least three days."

"Hi! Now is not the time to worry about these little things, what happened just now, Sheldon?" Leonard asked after carefully checking that Sheldon was fine.

"I was standing by the river just now, and then I was swallowed in one gulp. When I opened my eyes again, I was already falling at a height of 300 meters. Generally speaking, people would definitely be thrown to death at this height, but I It’s safe and sound, don’t you need to follow Newton’s classical mechanics in this hellish place?”

Ron couldn't help smiling. He never thought that after Sheldon was reborn, the first question that came to his mind was not why he died and came back to life, but that this place didn't follow Newton's classical mechanics.

Well, it's Sheldon.

"That's a hippopotamus, they are omnivorous animals, they can sprint as fast as a horse, and their bite force can reach 8100 Newtons," Shelton complained, Leonard's mouth immediately sounded like a machine gun, beeping no Stop: "My God, how can I say this?"

Leonard himself was surprised by his own reaction.

"You're a zoologist." Howard's eyes lit up, remembering the character setting of Leonard's character: "Hey, guys, we seem to have entered the game, quick, recall the character setting we just saw , is there any useful information on it that can help us, and what do these three bars on my wrist mean? Do you have any?"

"Everyone seems to have it," Rajesh looked around, "Sheldon, why are you two?"

"Because he just used up a life, if I'm right. This should be the number of times we can be reborn, just like the life in Contra." Ron took the words.

"Then what happens if we use up all three lives? Exit the game?"

"It may be to die directly, I suggest you don't try it." Ron rolled his eyes at him, but as soon as he rolled his eyes halfway, the impatience in Ron's eyes immediately turned into consternation.

Because he saw countless hippopotamuses appearing in the grass, cooperating with the hippopotamus that dived back into the water just now, it was not that they were full at all, but went to call their companions to eat together.

You are so generous~
"Run! The hippopotamus is coming for dinner! Anyone who doesn't want to be lunch, run!"

Before Ron could finish speaking, the other four otakus had already got up and ran away. When Ron turned his head, the four of them had already run away and disappeared.

"The guy who doesn't show loyalty!" Ron cursed secretly, and quickly followed.

The five people were chased by the hippopotamus. After running for 5 minutes, they finally ran out of the forest and came to a small road. Just as they were about to take a breather, a jeep drove up from the small road and stopped in front of them.

"Dr. Yongshi! Welcome to Umanji!" The familiar driver stunned the five people at once, and the door of the jeep opened automatically as if it had an automatic sensor: "Don't stand there stupidly, hurry up boarding!"

However, Sheldon only has the appearance of Dr. Yongshi but does not have the same heart as Dr. Yongshi: "No, I don't think it's a stranger's car! And your car looks dirty, and there are countless bacteria on it... ..."

"What time is it, you go up!" Ron could vaguely hear the footsteps of the hippopotamus behind him, and angrily pushed Hilton hard. However, an embarrassing thing happened. Without pushing, Ron couldn't help but blush.

"Hurry up and get in the car! Otherwise, I guarantee you will be swallowed by the sticky and dirty mouth again!"

This time, Sheldon finally got into the car obediently.

Sheldon had just fastened his seat belt, and immediately asked with a vigilant face, "Where are you taking us?"

But the driver acted as if he hadn’t heard it at all, and said his own lines: "Dr. Yongshi, a famous archaeologist and international explorer, as we all know, your brave expeditions have traveled all over the seven continents, and we can meet you." , I feel very honored, and I can say without blushing that you are a very handsome person."

"Hi! You are so sweet. If knowing people's names is a kind of wisdom, you are much smarter than the last four, Leonard, I'm starting to like this guy."

Shelton was praised, and his mouth was about to reach the ears: "Archaeologist and adventurer, if you say this, am I not Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark? I like this setting."

"Hey! Why are you Indiana Jones? You can tell from the name that this role should belong to me. I am the real Indian!" Rajesh said unconvinced.

"Boy Killer, Ruby Roundhouse, welcome to Yumanji, I am eagerly looking forward to your arrival, as you know, this place is in extreme danger, we hope you can break the curse."

"Curse? What curse?"

"Professor Shelly..."

As soon as Howard opened his mouth, the driver couldn't wait to introduce other personal information. Howard sensed something was wrong, nudged Ron lightly with his elbow, and asked in a low voice, "What's the situation with this person?"

"If we are really in a game, I guess he should be an NPC character. No matter what we say to him, he will answer the fixed words according to the set program. If you don't believe me, I can show you a demonstration."

Ron switched to the Chinese mode and sent out the most cordial greetings from the people of the Central Plains: "You grandson."

Sure enough, not only did Siji not have the slightest unhappiness or puzzled look on his face, but he still greeted him excitedly: "Master Tianhai, welcome to Youmanji, I heard that you are the most powerful cold man in Huaxia. Weapon master, this time I was specially invited to help break the curse, we are looking forward to your arrival."

Ron spread his hands: "Look, it really is like this?"

"Well, I hope he can tell us how to go back?" Leonard said melancholy, looking at the distant woods on both sides.

"Fenbar the Franklin Mouse, the mouse is what people nicknamed you based on your short stature and cute manners. I knew you would come too, because Dr. Yongshi will bring his most reliable assistant with him wherever he goes."

"Hey, that's true, the two of them even live together."

What Rajesh said was that in reality, after the jungle run just now, almost everyone’s emotions have returned to normal, and even because of the unique experience of entering the game world, they still feel a little eager to try.

But Ron was not in such a good mood. He just checked the system and found that almost all his skills were disabled in this time and space, and he couldn't even call out the system page.

Well, although he was reborn with a golden finger, two to be exact, he is familiar with the direction of many stories, and he is also one of the golden fingers, but Ron seldom depends his life completely on this unknown thing, but because Knowing that you may face more strange and powerful enemies in the future, you will work harder when training yourself.

So even if he loses Goldfinger's support now, he still has confidence.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to leave this weird place early: "Back to the point, what's the curse you just said?"

The NPC driver switched to answering mode: "The letter I sent you has already explained everything..."

"Letter? Are you sure the letter you wrote can be sent to Pasadena?" Shelton looked suspicious, but immediately her suspicion turned into surprise: "Look, I really have more letters in my hand." !"

As soon as Sheldon took it apart, everyone's eyes dimmed, and another picture in the dense forest appeared, and there was a group of people they didn't know in the picture.

"What the hell is this time?"

"I guess it should be the opening cutscene of the game, which is in all games."

The scene of the opening plot is very real. Simply put, it is a bad-hearted warlord who stole the gems of the holy land of Yumanji, and then was corroded by darkness. The animals in the forest also started to go crazy, attacking humans frantically, unless the gems Put it back again.

The good news is that the gem is not in the hands of the evil warlord, but was stolen by the NPC again.

"Now, you need to take the gem back to the Holy Land and put the gem on the panther's eyes." The NPC driver took out a gem and stuffed it into Shelton's hand: "I wish you all the best of luck."

After speaking, Ron didn't even notice how he got out of the car, so he stood on the ground with Sheldon and the others, watching the jeep drive away.

"I feel like this is a rubbish game with a clichéd plot. If a company makes such a game, it will definitely lose money." Howard cursed dissatisfiedly: "If it is made into a movie, it will definitely lose money at the box office." clean.

What should we do now?Ron, we have to go back!I just proposed to Bernadette! "

"Calm down, Howard, calm down," Ron first calmed Howard's emotions: "I don't want to stay here for a moment, but the current situation looks like, if we don't complete the task, maybe we will stay here forever, so we Now go, get these damn tasks done, and then you can go home and watch TV with a beer."

"But what should we do? The map given by the NPC just now is a blank sheet of paper, and we don't even know where to go?"

"Maybe we should do this." Ron took the blank paper from Rajesh, and then stuffed it into Howard's hand: "Pay attention, the words used by the NPC just now, he said we are together, so I guess, Completing the mission will most likely depend on us helping each other, Howard, can you see if you have gained anything?"

"Hey! I really saw it. This is really a map. We should go there!" Howard said, pointing to the place next to him.

"How do you know Howard can see the map?"

"It's very simple, we have two doctors here, one is Sheldon," Ron glanced at the muscle stick on Sheldon's body: "But obviously, this muscular guy should be a combat role, and the other It's Howard, and he's a Ph.D. in geography, and if he can't see a map, then I really don't know who to give it to."

Sheldon looked at Howard with disdain: "Doctor? Huh?"

"Okay, let's put aside the matter of academic qualifications first, let's start now, everyone be careful," Ron walked in the first direction in the direction indicated by Howard: "Don't forget, we are in a virtual game now, and those who just now Hippopotamus should not even count as the first level, it can only be regarded as a novice guidance link, from now on, our first level has just begun."

Ron vaguely remembered that the road to the Holy Land didn't seem to be so smooth, but fortunately, the character he used now was not useless.

Cold weapon master, or a monk?
Ron touched his bald head unaccustomed, and suddenly thought of something, found a puddle, and took a photo at it.

"This is really Master Tianhai!" Ron looked at the figure reflected in the water and sighed: "It's a pity that there is no golden bell cover, and there is no Vajra enchantment, otherwise you can directly transform into a Vajra, push all the way, and pass it. Fuck off."

"Wait, did you hear any noise?" Just after walking not far, Leonard suddenly stopped the team.

Ron pricked up his ears: "Noise? No... wait, I seem to hear it, it's the sound of a motorcycle!"

Looking back in the direction of the motorcycle, I saw a large group of gangsters riding motorcycles gathered at some point on the small road they had just come over.

"Well, it seems that our first level is here, Leonard, give me the weapon."

"Weapons?" Leonard was puzzled.

"Aren't you my assistant? My weapon must be in your backpack." Seeing Leonard standing still, Shelton simply went to get it out by himself, but after reaching in for a long time, only a boomerang came out.

"Would you use this?" Ron doubted.

Not who is he targeting?But everyone present, except for himself, is all rubbish.

Counting on these nerds who can only play Quidditch in the park with a broom between their legs, using cold weapons is harder than killing them.

(End of this chapter)