The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 342 Paintball and Shooting Sheldon
"Okay, this is the Google Earth picture of this battlefield," Shelton showed his friends and brother Ron with the tablet:

"Here we are, to the south is the geology team led by Professor Loomis, according to their tweets, they have no sunscreen, which means they must be hiding in this woods, or they will have melanin The risk of cancer, this is our advantage.

We just need to cross this ridge, and we can knock down these stone-worshiping bastards by surprise, okay, let's go~"

This is the second day after the "sleeping door" incident. Except for Sheldon who still looks like a normal person, all the other friends are worried, but under Sheldon's strong request, they still come to participate in the California Polytechnic department-level paintball competition.

"Hey, we obviously have Ron, why don't we listen to what the professionals say?" Rajesh questioned Sheldon's leadership, but before Sheldon could respond, Leonard had already taken the conversation and continued yesterday tear beep.

"Rajesh, why didn't you tell me about your sister going back to India?"

"Oh~ maybe he was busy writing obscene love poems about my fiancée." Howard replied with a half-smile.

"Go away, that's obviously a very good poem!" Rajesh muttered dissatisfiedly, and at the same time did not forget to drag Ron into the water: "Why don't you say that Ron found a girlfriend who looks like your fiancée? , he even brought his girlfriend here, do you think you don't need to explain something?"

"I'm just afraid that Howard won't believe that there are people who look so similar in the world." Ron kissed Hope on the cheek next to him: "Howard, do you believe it now? I really have nothing to do with your fiancee, Hope just happens to look a lot like Bernadette."

"I really didn't expect that there is someone who looks so similar to me in the head of the world. Howard, you should really bring Bernadette out next time." Hope responded with a kiss on Ron's face, curious Looking at Howard.

That smile, which was exactly the same as Bernadette's, almost gave Howard the illusion. If he hadn't just called Bernadette in front of Hope to confirm, the real Bernadette was hanging out with Penny and the others. The shopping mall almost thought it was a prank played on him by Ron and Bernadette.

"OK, no problem, maybe we can have a foursome date next time." Howard replied with some ecstasy.

But he was not the only one who was fascinated, and Ron was the same. The most amazing thing was that the two of them had exactly the same thing in their minds, which was the ultimate dream of all men-twins.

Although there is no blood relationship, it is difficult for even real twins to have their similarity. Think about it, when you have a Dr. Bernadette full of intellectual beauty on your left, and a delicate and limp Hope gymnast on your right, God, who's to say it's not every man's dream?

"Guys, I'm really not in the mood to play paintball today, why don't we just be deserters?" Leonard was the first to drop his gun.

"I agree."

"me too."

The same goes for the other two weak chicken scientists, of course.

"No, you can't be deserters! You will be handed over to a military court, and you may be sentenced..." Sheldon got stuck halfway, because he didn't know how the military court of the paintball game would punish this kind of behavior. .

Are you allowed to drink Coke through a straw?
"It doesn't work anyway!"

"Sorry, Sheldon, today is really not the time for paintball."

"Do you think this is a game?" Shelton raised his voice: "Is the Civil War also a game? Is the War of the Roses also a game..."

"Hi! Ron," Hope secretly squeezed Ron's arm anxiously: "Didn't we come to play paintball guns as agreed? How long are we going to listen to your brother's speech? Are we still going to fight? "

"Hit, why not?" Ron smiled, pulled Hope up and walked towards the door.

Seeing Ron leave, Shelton immediately stopped him: "Ron, where are you going?"

"I'm not in the mood to listen to your tirade here, we're going to play first, you continue."

"Hey! A soldier like you who keeps ordering on the battlefield will definitely be tried by a military court!" Sheldon was anxious.

"Court-martial? Haha." Ron sneered twice, and glanced at Sheldon's epaulettes with disdain: "Let's not say that you are a fake military rank, even if it is real, it will be a long time since I retired. The rank of major is still one level lower, Sheldon, what should the captain do when he meets a major?"

"Salute!" Shelton put his feet together and saluted Ron in a standard American military posture. Sheldon is good at this, as long as he believes in the rules, even if he is not convinced in his heart, he will definitely abide by them.

"Relax, Captain Sheldon, now I order you to continue commanding your team to fight. The major is going to take his special forces to attack the second battlefield."

After speaking, Ron pushed open the door, looked up at the sun and pulled Hope into the woods with his belt.

Of course, Ron is definitely not doing something shady. Although the wild is very exciting, but the big bed at home is not as comfortable. Going into the woods is of course to bully those idiots who can only play with rocks in Sheldon's mouth.

Originally, jungle warfare was the weakness of the US military, let alone these geologists. Not long after Ron entered the forest, he found two scientists who looked stupid.

"Hope, remember what I taught you?"

"You said this?"

Hope clasped his palms and made an up and down movement. Ron's hair was black: "No, I'm talking about slapping things."

"of course I remember."

"OK, then you outflank it from that side, and when the gun fires from my side, you fire immediately." Ron pointed to another path in the woods, and Hope immediately bent down excitedly and ran over.

At this time, the two-person team from the Geology Department was less than 15 meters away from Ron, and Ron immediately ran in the opposite direction with a "bang bang bang" and shot a string of bullets at the branches above their heads.

To be honest, if Ron wanted to, it would be too easy to kill these amateur players, but then Hope would have no gaming experience, and once Hope had no gaming experience, Ron's plan to learn gymnastics would be compromised.

Sure enough, Ron is a kid who loves to learn.

Hearing the movement on Ron's side, the rookie scientists of the Geology Department immediately shot wildly in Ron's direction like frightened birds.

While exposing their bodies to the muzzle of Hope, who had already moved to the side, "bang bang bang..." a string of paintballs quickly harvested them.

"It's so cool! Ron, you really should bring me to play more games of this type." Hope's eyes lit up.

And this time.

"The geography department is not a real science!" Sheldon, who finally couldn't stand the mutiny under his command, opened his hands like a martyr and just came out of the hut.

"It's your brother, do you want to tell him that we have won?"

"What do you think?" Ron threw the question back to Hope, this time she didn't speak, the two looked at each other and smiled, and at the same time raised their guns at Sheldon.

"Bang bang bang..."

(End of this chapter)