The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 369 Howard's Bachelor Party
Facts have proved that all reactionary capitalists are paper tigers. Silverberg, who always seemed to be invincible in the media, was frightened and fainted before Ron hit the hammer for the first time.

So Ron had to splash him with water to wake him up, but this time he answered very simply. Before Ron could pick up the sledgehammer, he exposed all the tax evasion and tax evasion through various means over the years.

Sure enough, the great man was right. The bourgeoisie is naturally weak. Ron added more than 7000 million US dollars in tax revenue to his year-end performance with little effort.

According to the new agreement with Mr. President, this time, it can intercept 5000% of the remaining funds and become departmental funds. In other words, Ron's special operations team has increased by more than [-] million!

"Hey, guys!" Rajesh tapped on the table, pulling Ron's mind from the aftertaste to reality, where he was sitting in the Caltech cafeteria with the science geeks.

"I think it's time for us to discuss Howard's bachelor party. I've been researching all afternoon about all the pole dancers in Los Angeles, and one of them told me that if you don't care about the performer's age or disability, the price will definitely cover us. , Howard, what do you think?"

Rajesh looked at Howard wretchedly, she wanted to take advantage of Howard's bachelor party to make a big fuss.

Howard and Bernadette are engaged and plan to hold a wedding in the near future, and according to the traditional customs in Europe and America, the bachelor party is their last crazy time.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Ron interrupted disgruntledly, "Rajesh, what are you kidding? This moment is a holy stag party!
Are you going to have Howard at his own stag party watching a 40-something one-eyed or legless pole dancer posing on a pole on stage?Shame on you! "

"Then what's your idea?"

"Let me tell you, if we want to do it, we will hold the top stag party and invite the best pole dancers in Los Angeles. Don't worry, I will pay for the cost!"

Ron patted his chest very boldly and said, with this new income from Life Robot Company, Ron's pockets can no longer be bulging, and it is easy for him to bear the expenses of several dance artists.

Of course, Ron is not so generous to everyone. As the scientist with the strongest hands-on ability in the foursome, Howard is now the most important part of Ron's equipment system. Ron also expects him to develop more A lot of high-tech equipment.

This small amount of money is considered a bonus. As a capitalist, emotional investment in employees is always the most cost-effective thing.

It has to be said that Ron also started to learn bad things from the capitalists in the United States.

"No brother," Howard reluctantly refused, "I've already promised Bernadette that I won't invite pole dancers to bachelor parties."

"You don't want a pole dancing girl? What are you pretending to be? You are the king of pole dancing! A pole dancing club in North Hollywood named a pole after you!"

Rajesh said inexplicably that he and Howard are the best bad friends, and they have done countless crazy things, so he is the most puzzled about Howard's reformation.

"How should I say it? I'm not interested in that stuff anymore."

"Not bad, Howard, I'm really proud of you, but you are the first of us to get married, so you have to do something special?" Leonard also joined the discussion to persuade.

"Or let's have a yacht party, how about it?" Ron is now rich and powerful, and he suggested very confidently: "My special operations team has a very beautiful yacht under its name, and I can lend it to you for the party, I promise As long as we yell at the beach, there will be countless beauties in swimsuits who are willing to go crazy with us?"

Howard was very moved, but after thinking about it, he still refused. If he really went to sea, or a yacht, how stupid would Bernadette be to not know what he did?
"Then how about we go to Napa Valley?" Rajesh said, "There is a wine tasting train there. At this time of year, the scenery is beautiful, walking through the vineyards, and the train is overflowing with wine. The fragrance of flowers, the flowers all over the mountains and plains compete with each other, it is simply a fairyland on earth.”

"Look, after only 30 seconds, our topic has changed from 'playing with women' to 'being a woman', Rajesh, if this continues, you will become unable to find a girlfriend." Ron disappointed Sighing: "Why don't we ask the owner of the queue, Howard, how are you going to live?"

"I think, as long as a few relatives and friends get together to eat and chat, how about it?"

"What a boring idea, but it's your bachelor party, you have the final say." Ron nodded, and the topic of the bachelor party ended there.

On the day of the party, Ron and Leonard Shelton came to the hotel booked by Raj together.

"Leonard, I remember that you just got back together with Penny recently, why are you willing to leave Penny behind?" Ron asked curiously.

Just like all European and American men love bachelor parties, women of course know what will happen at this party. Ron is very curious about how Leonard is willing to part with the goddess at home.

"I told her directly that I was going to Howard's bachelor party tonight, and she let me come."

"That's right," Ron took a sip of his wine, "Not to mention that there can't be pole dancers at today's party, even if there were, and she's already lying on your bed, at most you're just helping her son with his homework , it is impossible to do more redundant things, a typical lustful heart, no lustful guts."

"Hi! I do some crazy things occasionally!" Leonard said dissatisfied.

"Crazy thing? Then tell me one?"

"Uh...uh...hey! The main character of the party is here~" Leonard murmured for a long time without any results. Fortunately, Howard arrived in time to save him, and quickly changed the subject.

Ron pulled up Sheldon, who was a little dizzy from drinking whiskey by accident, and sang and entered the table as usual. After toasting one by one, it was finally Rajesh's turn, and everyone was a little drunk at this time.

Especially Rajesh stood up staggeringly: "It's finally my turn as the best man. When I first came to the United States, I didn't know how to deal with people, how to dress, and I didn't know What is cool, he was very lonely at that time, but when I met Howard, my life changed~"

In an instant, the scene suddenly became "basic".

(End of this chapter)