The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 373 Solve Your Troubles
The meeting with Jordan Belfort was arranged by Saul for the next week, because he had more important things to do this week, which was Howard's wedding.

It's just that the wedding was canceled because of a phone call.

"OMG! OMG! OMG!" Howard swarmed in front of Ron like ants on a hot pot, making Ron unable to concentrate on reading the business plan Saul sent him: "They actually put my launch The day has come earlier, can you believe it? I'm going to go to space on a Russian rocket!"

Howard had been selected by NASA as a space engineer long before, and planned to go to space together, but not long ago, he was suspended because the pressure test of the rocket he was going to take failed. Unexpectedly, in order for him to go to space as soon as possible, NASA actually Went to Russia to borrow a rocket.

This made the Jewish boy who was about to get married very anxious.

"Calm down, Howard, calm down." Ron reluctantly put down the plan in his hand: "If you are worried about the wedding, I believe Bernadette will understand you and promise to wait until you come back from space before getting married."

"No! That's not what I'm worried about. Well, I admit, I'm actually terrified of going to space. What I'm worried about is that I'll come back alive! That's a Soviet-era rocket!"

Howard sat weakly beside Ron, looking so weak and helpless: "Ron, is there any way you can save me from going to space?"

"Of course." Ron swished out the revolver and slapped it on the table: "As long as you use this to shoot yourself in the leg, I guarantee that NASA will not force you to go to space."

A gun finally made Howard shut up, and Ron knew that Howard would never have the courage to shoot himself in the leg.

But before Ron took out the plan from under Howard's buttocks to read two pages, Leonard and Sheldon walked in at the same time, sat next to Ron with unhappy faces, and looked at him without saying a word .

Sheldon, in particular, sat on his own seat on the sofa where Ron was, squeezed Ron to the side, and stared at him pitifully, as if he had been dragged to the sofa when he was one year old. The expression on his own pants was exactly the same.

And the bottom line is that Sheldon is a lot less cute now than he was when he was six.

"Well, I know you have something on your mind. Can you tell me what happened? Maybe I can do something." Ron could only helplessly put down the plan again.

Sheldon spoke first: "Ron, can I ask you a question about women?"

"Didn't we buy you the book "Encyclopedia of Physiological Knowledge" last year? Isn't it comprehensive enough?" Ron asked in surprise. Sheldon was worried about women?What are you kidding?
"No, it's me and Amy who have a relationship problem. By the way, I've been having nightmares since I finished reading that book."

"Petunia and I have also had a rough fight recently, maybe this will make you feel better." Leonard patted Sheldon's arm comfortingly, but he stared back in disgust.

Ron rolled his eyes, well, I'm an emotional expert now.

"Come on, let's ask the three of you one by one. Let's start with the simplest one, Leonard. I just heard Penny complain about you." Leonard, whose name was called by Ron, sat up straight. .

"I think Penny's right, it's really scary to propose out of the blue when you're having a hard sex session, think about where you hide your ring when you don't have a dress on Where? No matter where it is hidden, I believe no woman is willing to wear it immediately.

Moreover, Penny didn't break up with you because of this. I think it's a big improvement compared to the last time. Maybe you can wait for the next time and try it on a more formal occasion. "

"Okay, then I'll try it next time." Leonard agreed sheepishly, and when Ron reminded him, he was actually a little happy. Ron shook his head. This man's dog licking is almost hopeless.

"It's you next, Sheldon," Ron said without waiting for Sheldon to speak, and gestured for Sheldon to shut his mouth: "I guess the reason for your discomfort must be because Amy has been trying her best to please her recently. You, make you a little uncomfortable, even think of her occasionally when she's not around you?"

"How do you know?! I haven't said anything yet." Sheldon yelled in surprise.

"Please, Sheldon, don't forget, I'm a secret agent. If I need someone to tell me everything, then I might as well go back to my hometown in Texas and sell tires with little George." Ron spread his hands.

"Actually, I also know that she asked you to be a small conductor on the train today, and you even played the train whistle, right? I don't need to ask for this level of information, someone will send it to me every day."

Ron took out his mobile phone and showed it to Sheldon. There was an unremarked number on it that kept sending messages to Ron, reporting Sheldon's situation at all times, and even the general content of his dating and chatting with Amy.

Here I have to praise Ron's new accountant, Chris, how can this be buy one get one free?It was clearly a buy one get three free, but behind Chris, there was actually a genius hacker whose level was infinitely close to that of Peggy, who was co-opted by Ron, and Sheldon's cell phone had already been cracked clean by her.

Sheldon glared at Ron, but Ron shrugged indifferently: "Don't worry, this is just a routine protective intelligence tracking. You know, your knowledge and wisdom are the most important wealth in this country."

Ron is worthy of being Sheldon's brother. In a word, Sheldon immediately turned his anger into joy.

Ron felt complacent: Are you kidding me?I don't allow your pulse, what kind of veterinarian should I be?
"By the way, do you usually think of Amy before bed or in the shower?"

"That's not it!" Sheldon said angrily, "Can you stop quoting the sentences in the book The Origin of All Evil?"

"Then when are you talking about?"

"For example, this morning, I was calculating the random motion of virtual particles in a vacuum, and all of a sudden, those virtual particles became Amy's dandruff... slowly pouring down from her head, falling on the On her pale and thin shoulders."

Sheldon sighed: "Oh, what kind of medicine did this witch put on me, Ron, what should I do?"

Of course Ron knows that this special emotion is called love. Sheldon, who has always regarded himself as absolutely rational, has finally blossomed. To put it simply, he is thinking of spring~
"Of course, let her go. It's like a person who can't swim is thrown into the water. He will quickly adapt to the environment and learn to swim. After long enough time, you will adapt to it, and then return to normal and continue to do what you want to do. "

Ron said with a smirk, and he didn't forget to add another sentence in his heart: In this way, Mary will probably hold her youngest son's child soon, right?

(End of this chapter)