The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 394 Joe's Baptism and Godfather

"I believe in my father. My father always plays trampoline with me, and I have always advertised myself as a good son of my father. I asked him to help me with school affairs, but I never thought that he would affect me in that way. Reputation in the school, he called my schoolmates Quidditch monsters!"

Cousin Ron, Claire's youngest son, Luke Dunphy, accuses his father Dunphy of crimes with a serious face.

The thing is, today Claire's three children all encountered a little trouble at the same time, and they all happened to be in time for the baptism of their grandfather's youngest son. This is a big day.

How big is it?Just imagine how strange it would be for Ron's father, George Sr., to give him a new brother now. You know, Pritchett is over 60!
Luke's trouble is that he was distracted during class, and he carefully called the teacher "Mom", and then he was publicized by bad friends, and now the whole school is laughing at him.

The trouble with the second sister Alex is that a girl in the same class found out about the 60s party she was in charge of, so she stole her idea and planned to hold such a party before her, and the date was set for today .

As for the old Haley, she took over the job of moving the neighbor's car, but in the process of moving the car, she accidentally broke a branch of the neighbor's favorite lemon tree.

And Dunphy took over the job of smoothing out all the troubles, only to screw everything up again.

With his back to the window, Ron hid most of his face in the darkness so that his face could not be seen clearly. He crossed his hands and held his chin: "And then? The same for you two?"

"Yes! He actually called Miss Cooper a man!" Followed by the eldest daughter Hayley.

"No, it's her husband on the answering machine, Li." Deng Fei said aggrievedly.

Hayley is about to freak out: "She has no husband! She's Lee! Low-voiced gay alcoholic Lee Cooper! And you're inviting her out for a drink!"

"Also! Thank you for offending Karen for me. The content of her party has indeed changed a little, that is, I will be removed from the list!" Alex also sued Dunphy.

"Hey guys, I'm not easy either. My own billboard is covered by a florist's balloon. I treated the boss to a sandwich, but he still won't move his balloon. Sorry, I can go again Try talking to them, use my charm to..."

"NO!" The three children yelled together, and hurriedly stopped Dunphy's idea of ​​making things worse. Hai Li was very clever but poured a glass of water for Ron and snuggled up to Ron, blinking her big bright eyes: "Ro Uncle En, can you help us? Clare used to say that if you want justice, go to Uncle Ron."

"I'm a watch." Ron spread his hands helplessly.

"Blood is thicker than water!" Luke also hugged Ron's arm.

"Hey, kids, how do you want me to help you?" Ron stood up with a cup in his hand, and walked to the window with style.

Hailey turned her weird eyes and whispered into Ron's ear.

"I can't do this~"

"Uncle Ron, I promise I will be obedient in the future."

"Hailey, I've been your uncle for many years. This is the first time you've asked me for help. I don't even remember how long it's been since you gave me a new Christmas present. It's always slippers!"

Having said that, Ron gave Hailey a hard look, and Hailey stuck out her tongue mischievously.

"Besides, your mother is still my cousin. Open the window and tell the truth. You never want my friendship, and you are afraid of owing me a favor. You are afraid that Claire will use me to let you go to cram school."

"I'm not! I go to cram school every day." Honest Alex raised his hand, and was immediately glared at by the two siblings.

"Now you find me and say 'Uncle Ron, give me justice', but you have no respect for me at all, you don't regard me as a friend, and you don't even want to call me uncle outside."

The three were silent. They did call Ron by his name outside.

"Then what conditions do you need to agree to help us get it done?" Luke asked weakly, and Dunphy squeezed into the middle of several children: "And me, help me get rid of the balloon blocking my billboard, I am willing to agree you any conditions."

"Luke, Alex, Hayley, what on earth have I done to make you disrespect me so much? If you come to me as my nephew, the little bastards who bully you will be tortured,"

Ron walked up to the three of them, and said in a hoarse and deep tone: "Besides, the enemies of my nephews are also my enemies, so they will also be afraid of you."

"Uncle~" The four came to Ron and bowed their heads together.

Ron gave Deng Fei a hard look: "Why are you joining in the fun? I don't have a nephew as big as you."

"Uh... I and Luke and the others... accidentally slipped the tongue, Ron, aren't we going to church now? Claire is almost waiting there." Dunphy explained helplessly.

"Then you go there first and tell her we'll be here a little later, this little matter will be settled in a short time." Ron patted Dunphy on the back: "But I need an assistant, Luke, come with me. "

Ron and Dunphy split up and took Luke back to their car.

"Uncle Ron, how do we deal with them?" Luke asked excitedly as soon as he got into Ron's sports car.

"Things have to be solved one by one. First of all, the first thing is your father's billboard. Is that the flower shop?" Ron asked, pointing to the shop outside the window.

"Yes, that's right there."

"Here, take this," Ron conjured up an air gun. "Now pop those balloons for me!"

"Tuttch~" A string of air gun bullets exploded all the balloons, and Luke got back into the car excitedly, looking forward to Ron's revenge.

Immediately afterwards, Ron took Luke to buy a dozen mice and secretly placed them at the party opposite Alex. The girls ran out of the party screaming, and Luke laughed.

Then, they pushed another car in front of the neighbor's house and knocked down the lemon tree, creating the illusion that someone else knocked down the tree, so that Hailey's head was never to be blamed.

In the end, they found another doll, disemboweled it, filled it with red dye, and threw it on the bed of Luke's classmate who spread the rumors.

After all this was done, only three and ten minutes had passed, and they were just in time for the baptism in the church.

"Why did you come here and what are you doing?" Claire asked suspiciously.

"It's just a few small things." Ron secretly made an OK gesture to the children, and Hayley and Alex happily waved their little fists: "A few things that will make your family more respected in the community in the future." It's just a trivial matter, let's look at the baptism first~"

In the center of the church, the priest held up Jie's youngest son: "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, what name do you give this child?"

(End of this chapter)