The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 440 Ron's Educational Methods

The unlucky killer was just as Ron expected, he didn't know anything, he was just an ordinary killer who received a mission on the dark web, and he owed eight thousand dollars in taxes, so Ron simply sent him Throwing into Shawshank Prison creates value for society again.

The parliamentary assistant died of suicide. He shot himself in the head after admitting his crime in the suicide note.

"Bang bang bang..."

IRS special operations team base, shooting range, two little boys kept firing bullets at a ten-meter fixed target, except for their target, which had no bullets, the other targets were full of bullets, and the other next to him had a mohawk The child who was about the same age put his hands on his chest and sneered.

"Manny! Manny! Look! I hit it, I hit the target!" Luke suddenly hit the target with a shot, and shouted happily to pull Manny next to him.

The two who shot were Ron's cousin Manny and nephew Luke, the children of his uncle Pritchett and cousin Claire respectively, and the other cool kid was naturally the only child laborer on the base, Carl. .

When Ron went to Uncle Pritchett's for dinner yesterday, Pritchett mentioned to him that he didn't think his children looked manly enough.

Of course, it may also be because his wife Gosunya irritated his nerves by painting the nail polish on his young son's feet without his permission. After all, there is already a gay son in the family, and he doesn't want to have another one, or one more. Hit, so asked Ron to help out with some manly sports with the kids.

When it comes to men's sports, there's nothing more masculine in America than playing with a gun.

"Stop! He still has a gun in his hand!" Seeing this, Carl immediately knocked off Luke's hand: "Do you want to die?"

"What's the matter?" Manny turned around with the gun inexplicably, and Carl was frightened. The muzzle of the gun in Manny's hand was aimed at him, and his finger was still on the trigger position.

Carl kicked his feet on the ground, and when he suddenly jumped up, his hands crossed. He grabbed Manny's hand holding the gun and then turned it up. The gun fell into Karl's hand, while Manny's arm was broken, and he was in pain. Screaming like a pig being killed.

"Hey! What are you doing?! Let him go!" Luke complained for his little uncle.

Although the two are the same age, because Manny's mother married Pritchett Sr., and Pritchett Sr. is Luke's mother's father, the names of the two became strange.

In addition, theoretically speaking, Ron and Sheldon are just Manny's older brothers in terms of their identities.

"Let him go? Of course it's okay," Carl let go of his hand, and Manny fell to the ground with his arms folded and continued screaming. Carl swore that he had never seen such a spineless man on the block where he lived. people.

"My God! OMG! You must have broken my arm, call an ambulance."

"Shut up, you idiot, I didn't exert any strength, look, your arm is still fine, God, how can BOSS have weak relatives like you?! If weak chickens like you are in the black neighborhood at night If you leave, you will definitely be stripped down to your underwear, and some perverts will even leave some yogurt in your chrysanthemums."

Manny's eyes were full of tears, so he didn't know why: "Why did they pour yogurt into our asses?"

"Uh... Manny, I don't think the yogurt he's talking about is the kind of yogurt you think." Luke recalled: "Is there really the pervert you mentioned? I mean the neighborhood you mentioned ?”

"Of course, the neighborhood where Sa's family used to live was full of heroes who rob houses, and you two are still far from being true heroes. Since the BOSS entrusted you to me, I will train you well, provided that you are not I often The kind of idiot I met in the noble school will do." Carl said arrogantly.

When Carl mentioned the words "robbery" and "hero", he used Chinese and then said it again in English. Ron behind the surveillance covered his face in embarrassment. If he had known, he wouldn't have shown him Water Margin.

In order to let Carl learn a little bit of Chinese culture, Ron tried to show him the four famous TV series. He expected to be able to infect him with the profoundness of Chinese culture, but what he didn’t expect was that Carl sneered at Journey to the West, which is the favorite of all foreigners. I can't bring up any interest in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

As for Dream of the Red Chamber?
"For a man like the protagonist, when his father gave birth to him, he might as well have fucked on the wall!" Karl commented.

On the contrary, it was "Water Margin" that greatly increased Carl's interest, especially the heroic deeds in it, which fascinated him even more, and he began to regard himself as a hero.

He was even so obsessed that he compared Ron to Timely Rain Song Jiang, and himself to Black Whirlwind Li Kui.

Carl's mind is comparable to Li Kui's, it's this Song Jiang...how can I look like that black fat man who was greened? !

"That's the brother of one of your girlfriends? Funny little guy." Jay Pritchett laughed.

Of course, Ron would not hand over the two little ones to Carl, but took the worried Jie to the monitoring room to watch. When Carl shot Manny just now, he wanted to support Manny in the past, but was rejected. Ron stopped him.

Now he has no such thoughts at all.

"Yes, he is Fiona's younger brother," Ron nodded, "a child who is not as smart as Luke, but has other talents. It has its own rules and its own way of solving problems, and we don't have to intervene too much."

"What we can do is to guide them to release their potential. If we intervene too much, they will only develop an overly dependent character, and even become very independent. I don't think that is what you want. Seen."

"You're right. Usually, Gloria and I spoiled Manny. I didn't expect you to have such experience in educating children. You're not even married yet. I said, you don't happen to be somewhere. Have an illegitimate child?" Jie patted Ron on the shoulder and smiled, "It's not impossible with your flamboyant personality."

"I just read a few books about education recently. You know, that little guy also has some problems, and I need to help him solve them."

Ron was referring to Carl, and Jay nodded.

"This kid knows right away that he will be a ruthless character when he grows up. Even if he can't be as smart as you, he will definitely be an excellent fighter or athlete. It's just that I don't know what talents Manny and Luke have."

(End of this chapter)