The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 523 Jealous to the deformed Sheldon

"Can someone explain to me what Sheldon's expression is. The last time I saw this expression, he was reading my scientific paper on the catalytic effect of sugar on thermite."

Back in Los Angeles, Ron disbanded the action team on the spot. As soon as Ron opened the door, he saw Sheldon sitting on his sofa seat, flipping through an unknown document, while reading, On the one hand, he grimaces from time to time, as if he saw something disgusting.

"Please, writing down the simplest principles of physics is not your thesis," Sheldon complained without raising his head.

"What happened to that kid?" Ron had no choice but to ask Leonard.

"He's reading Bert's thesis, the guy who just won the MacArthur Genius Award in the Geology Institute," Leonard laughed. "To be honest, it's always fun to watch him read other people's research results."

Ron followed his gaze, and Sheldon sometimes frowned, sometimes sarcastically, and occasionally curled his lips to express his disdain for the content. Just one face can complete a whole scene. It's a pity that you don't go to acting and do scientific research with this acting skill.

"Whoever made me read this, are you happy now? Burt's results are remarkable, and I'm even more unhappy to admit that than I once had to admit that Ron was smart."

Sheldon threw the paper on the sofa, and his jealousy deformed him. The four people on the other side looked at each other, who meant it?It's best not to do anything, Ron was thrown out by them, who made Ron and Sheldon spend the longest time together?The consensus was that he was more experienced.

"OK, Sheldon, it's just a MacArthur Award. If you want, I will set up a Cooper Contribution Award tomorrow and give you the first trophy. How about it? As long as you don't want a bonus and want to make a trophy It doesn't matter how big it is, if it's too big, I can drive it back for you."

Anyway, some time ago, Chris scraped a lot of money from the British for him, and there is no reason to spend a little bit on Sheldon. Of course, the reason is not because Sheldon is a hen that lays golden eggs. The reason, mainly because they are brothers.

This is a precious brotherhood~
Believe it or not, Ron did.

"Ron, if I want a trophy, I can spend money to make one myself, the honor represented by the MacArthur Award I value!" Sheldon stared angrily.

Ron turned his head and spread his hands: "Okay, I can't help it, I'll leave the rest to you, I'm going on a date."

"No way, you and Sheldon grew up together, is this the only way?"

"Of course not. Every time the kid gets angry, in order to prevent me from beating him up, I usually let him go for a walk." Ron said as he took his coat off the hanger.

"Is walking useful to Sheldon?" Amy's eyes lit up. After all, she is the one who will spend the rest of her life with Sheldon, and she needs this kind of successful experience to learn from.

"It's very useful. As long as he walks far enough, I can't hear his nagging. If this guy annoys you in the future, I recommend giving it a try~"

"Wait!" Ron said, opened the door and was about to leave, but was stopped by Leonard: "Maybe we can go for a walk together, so that Sheldon can calm down."

"That's a good idea," Sheldon complained as he got up, "It seems that everyone can have a good idea now, except me."

"I just wanted to help you, man."

"Well, you can go ahead with Ron and help me scare away the pigeons." Sheldon put on his coat and followed Leonard. Ron was impatient and could only nod.

"OK, I'll go for a walk with you guys for a while, oh my God, Sheldon, you don't even know what I gave up for you? If there is a selection by America's Good Brothers, I will be elected No.1 unanimously."

Ron said in an exaggerated tone, but Leonard looked suspicious: "Did you just abandon a girl?"

"No, it's two." Ron proudly raised two fingers and raised his eyebrows at Leonard: "I just came back from the outside, of course I have to pamper myself."

Having just experienced a baptism of blood and fire, of course only Gentleness can soothe Ron's wounded heart. Ron is going to go to Max and Caroline tonight.

Leonard was dumbfounded. He could count the girlfriends he had talked with so much on one hand. He had never seen such a high-fun operation. He could only envy him. In order to avoid embarrassment, he could only hurry Change the subject.

"We are here to comfort Sheldon today, do you feel better?"

"Sure enough, it's much easier to come out for a walk. I admire you, Leonard." Sheldon nodded.

Leonard glanced at Ron proudly when he heard the words: "Really? Why do you worship me? Tell me about it, especially let Ron know."

"You're happy with who you are, and you don't envy others because you don't have ambition, and you're not dragged down by it. You're just a dead body floating on a river, drifting with the flow."

"Hahahaha, your admiration is really enviable." Ron laughed loudly.

"Why can't I accept compliments? I have to ask why." Leonard said angrily, but looking at the unhappy Sheldon, Leonard walked over to continue to comfort him:
"I really understand how you feel now. Since I was a child, the achievements of my brothers and sisters have always made me unable to hold my head up."

Shelton looked up: "Then how did you deal with it?"

"I didn't wet the bed until I was in college, but I don't think that's a good solution."

"I can't believe that I was surpassed by a geologist," Shelton said incredulously, "Ron, what about you? Living under the shadow of this genius' high IQ since childhood, how did you adjust your mentality? "

"Well, I admit that your IQ is indeed higher, but don't forget, we are here in the United States," Ron rolled his eyes, feeling that Sheldon was looking for a sense of superiority, and he came to him: "In our country , everyone admires athletes with strong physiques or people with natural leadership qualities, and I happen to have both. Frankly speaking, if it weren't for your innate inability to feel other people's emotions, I would worry about whether you would become Like other nerds, low self-esteem and sensitive."

Leonard lowered his head guiltily. Ron was talking about people like him, and of course there was no malice, just using him as an example.

To be honest, Leonard was really jealous of people like Ron when he was in school, and even now, he still occasionally has some, until he fell in love with Penny.

"Listen, Sheldon, for your situation, I have a method that may help you. To be precise, this is George's method. Every time I play the main force and he is the substitute, she will It’s a way to adjust your mood.”

"What way?" Sheldon's eyes lit up.

Ron picked up a stone from the ground and handed it to him: "Imagine him as your current anger, or the person who makes you particularly annoying, I remember it's called Bert, right? From now on, this stone is Bert, throw it out now, and all your anger and people you hate will go with it."

"I didn't expect that idiot Little George to have such a good idea?" Shelton took the stone: "This stone contains all my negative emotions, I will throw you far away, you will be thrown out You can kill a pigeon by the way."

After Sheldon finished reading, his eyes that had been closed all the time suddenly opened, holding the stone in one hand, and throwing it forward vigorously.

However, the stone dropped his hand halfway through the soaking, and pierced directly at Sheldon's feet, and a scream like a slaughtered pig rang out from the park.

"Ah~~~"

"Hahahaha..." Ron rolled on the ground laughing, tears streaming down his face.

"Little George, you idiot! His methods are useless at all! Leonard, Ron, help me, it hurts me to death!"

Leonard hurried to help Sheldon, but Ron was still beside him, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up: "Little George is not as useless as you, she can't even throw a stone, she is the best near-end in high school Forward, occasionally you can play the position of running back, including Missy, who is a master of baseball, and you, a sports idiot, are out of our family."

"Ron, can you take Sheldon up with your hands?" Leonard felt a little struggling to lift Sheldon up by himself.

Ron looked down at his watch: "I'm afraid I can't, I'm going to be late for my appointment soon, but there are two of us tonight, and Sheldon will leave it to you."

The restaurant in Williamsburg is closed, but the old utility room that has been converted into a cake room connected to the small window facing the street is still brightly lit. Max, who is in a good mood, is decorating the cake and humming happily. While singing, suddenly, a pair of big hands embraced her slender waist from behind.

Ron took a big sniff in her hair and said intoxicatedly: "Sometimes I can't tell the difference. Is it you who are sweeter? Or is the cake sweeter? Sweetheart?"

"Of course it's me~" Max proudly said without hesitation, "I sprayed it on my body, but the Saint Laurent opium you gave me last time is specially prepared for you, do you like it?"

"certainly……"

Before he could say the word "like", Ron's nose twitched slightly: "Wait, what kind of strange smell is this?"

"Maybe it's the milk. It's been put away for a long time, and the revelation of finding milk has been thrown on the milk carton." Max put down the cream, put his arm around Ron's neck and winked like silk: "Are you going to wait until you get back, or start now?" ?”

"No, this smell is wrong!" Even in the face of beauty, Ron still pushed Max away unmoved, and sniffed vigorously: "This smell comes from here, it is very pungent, what is it?" ?”

"and many more……"

Before Max could stop him, Ron had already opened the door of the closet, and a stench came over his face.

In the closet, under the illumination of the indoor lights, a pot of smelly plants was growing vigorously. Ron immediately recognized the type of this plant from the special shape of the leaves.

"This is marijuana?" Ron's expression was unprecedentedly serious. Maxton Ron had known him for so long and had never seen him with such an expression, but she thought Ron was joking with her, and continued in a joking tone:

"Hey, marijuana is my favorite, maybe it's my final destination, relax man, recreational marijuana is completely legal in California, these cute little guys, can still help us tonight... Why do you have such a scary expression? "

Even Max, who was as nervous as Max, stopped when he realized that Ron's expression was wrong in the middle of the night.

"I don't think falling into hallucinations is an exciting thing." Ron roughly pushed Max who was in front of him, and directly pulled the plants uprooted: "I suggest that these things should not be touched. For your sake, a bad life is not the reason for you to live and dream, not to mention that your life with Caroline has improved now, and these things will drag you into the quagmire again."

Probably because the memory of marijuana in the previous life was too deep. Even though marijuana is a common drug in the United States, and even has a taste of social attributes, Ron has always hated him.

"Why do you interfere with my personal preferences? You bloody control freak!" Max looked at the plants thrown to the ground and yelled angrily: "This is just some marijuana, and they are even less harmful than cigarettes!"

"Lower than cigarettes? Ha ha," Ron sneered twice: "It turns out that this childish lie has always been believed, Max, think about it, do you really believe this sentence, or is it because you enjoy marijuana? It gave you the feeling of indulgence, so you use this sentence to comfort yourself?"

After speaking, Ron stomped on the marijuana in frustration, and left without looking back.

"Dangdangdangdang~~~"

After a while, Caroline, who was dressed as a white bunny girl, suddenly rushed into the room: "Max, why don't you change into your body? Black bunny girl clothes? We promised Ron that we would play a little game with him tonight." Rabbit game, wait, Max, where are you? Why can't I see you?"

"Ron has left." Max's low voice came from behind the cake.

"Gone? Why?" Caroline walked around the cake, saw something on the ground, and covered her mouth in a poetic way: "Oh my god, when did you grow marijuana in our cake shop? Ron hates this kind of thing the most! He hates everything that has to do with addiction."

"It's not mine, it's Earl's." Max looked up at her blankly. "Thank you for telling me how much Ron hates them now."

"Didn't I say it?" Caroline took off her rabbit ears and sat next to Max, holding Max in her arms: "Well, I don't seem to have said it. When I was in high school, I met him because of a party. My friend smoked weed, Ron smelled it, and she broke up with me on the spot."

"He hates these things very much, he said, it's a matter of principle." Hao Luo young stroking Max's back: "Fortunately, all this is a misunderstanding, these are not yours...Max, these are real Is it Earl's?"

"Of course it's his. If I want to plant it myself, I won't just plant this little bit."

"That's good. Ron shouldn't be far away. I'll take you to him to explain." Caroline pulled Max up.

(End of this chapter)