The daily life of American TV agents
Chapter 536 Birthdays and Birthdays
Chapter 536 Birthdays and Birthdays
In the corridor, when everyone went downstairs, Petunia asked, "Ron, why did you delay for so long?"
"Ask him." Ron glanced at Sheldon angrily, and Petunia cast their questioning eyes together.
"Fathers who give birth give out cigars to celebrate, so I'll have to find my cigar bubble gum so I don't stand aside like an idiot."
Petunia rolled her eyes helplessly and looked at Ron: "Is he always so stupid, or was he just fooled by one of you today?"
"Please, it's not the first day you know Sheldon. Don't you know that his common sense and EQ are both negative? The ghost knows what alien customs he learned from some movies and TV shows."
"Wait, I'm going upstairs." Leonard stopped suddenly.
Petunia asked puzzledly: "If you also need cigar bubble gum, just eat Sheldon's. No matter what he has, he will bring a spare."
"No, I'm going to get asthma medicine, I ran too fast just now."
Interestingly, however, just as Leonard went upstairs, Penny received a call.
Ron asked, "What did Bernadette say?"
"She said don't go now, you have to wait a little longer."
"I'm starting to wonder if it's the right Flash baby clothes for this kid."
Sheldon had just finished complaining when Leonard came down the stairs with a respirator: "I found the medicine, but it was empty, so we need to stop when we pass by the pharmacy."
Penny waved her hand indifferently: "It doesn't matter, we don't need to go to the hospital now."
"Are you sure? I think Leonard seems to want to go," Ron looked at Leonard's pale face and said worriedly: "Leonard, are you okay?"
While he was talking, Leonard was leaning against the wall and gasping for breath. This is a sign of an asthma attack, but it is not serious. Generally speaking, as long as he takes a breath of the medicine in the respirator, he can be relieved, or he can recover well. Take a break and adjust your breathing rhythm.
"Okay, let's go to the pharmacy first. Hey, do you want to come together? After we go to the pharmacy, we can find a restaurant and stay there until we make another call." Penny suggested.
However, before Ron expressed his opinion, Amy's behavior over there became strange, and he said hesitantly, "Uh... Sheldon, what do you think? You don't want to go, do you?"
"Whether I want to go or not is not the point. Today is your birthday, and the birthday is the oldest." Shelton waved his hand to show that he didn't make up his mind.
"Oh my god, I forgot, today is your birthday, so why don't we go to a good restaurant, let's do something more fun, how about a bar?"
Penny said enthusiastically that since she married Leonard, she hasn't come out to indulge for a long time.
, Ron shook his head and walked between the two: "Although I don't mind going out to have some fun now and wait for Bernadette to call again, but let them forget it. Have you forgotten Sheldon's annual ceremony?"
Due to Sheldon's weird brain circuit, he insisted that mating once a year is enough. At the same time, in order to express his love for Amy, he specially chose this day to be Amy's birthday. One day is ridiculed as an annual event.
"Wow~" Petunia yelled strangely: "You two go have a good time, Ron, do you want to come with us?"
Ron shook his head: "Not yet. I just remembered that there is still something to do. Don't forget to call me when there is news from Bernadette."
Both sides are lovers, so he is not in the mood to be a light bulb for someone. What's more, if staying at home affects Sheldon's impromptu performance, wouldn't it indirectly affect the succession of the Cooper family?
However, after Ron left the apartment, he did not go to find any of his confidante, but drove to the city center and came to the Williamsburg restaurant, a car repair shop not far away, although it was getting late, according to the car repair shop The line was still open, and the lights were left alone, as if they were reserved for Ron.
Looking at the lights in the store, Ron smiled, parked the car at the door, and walked in.
The man with a fierce face at the table is the owner of this shop, Toretto, the well-known underground drag racing king in Los Angeles. Judging from the table and the empty wine bottles thrown at his feet, he has been waiting here for a long time.
"This wine just doesn't have the power of Lone Star, next time you should change it to that." Ron unceremoniously opened a bottle of Corona for himself, sat across from him and took a big gulp: "I thought you would continue Hide from me and live your life of retiring from the rivers and lakes."
"Why do you want to show me the help video of Anonymous? Doesn't he have many subordinates? Just send this to them."
"Here is the problem. Only Hobbs and I received this distress message. Not only did no one in the NSA under his jurisdiction receive it. On the contrary, after he disappeared, he suddenly became very active, mainly revolving around fighting for a person they called For the Northern Lights, the inventor calls the machine, and the system that you call the eye of the sky unfolds."
Ron touched the bottle with Toretto, and continued: "At first I thought so, until that idiot Roman called Hobbs, and I didn't know that he sent the message back to you."
"I know, I received it before you sent me the message." Toretto nodded: "However, I don't know why."
"Because of Cypher, she killed your son's biological mother, so Anonymous thought you would definitely help." Ron found the photo of the woman Toretto didn't want to recall on his phone and handed it to him:
"Anonymous captured Cypher, but the plane was attacked on the way, and she was picked up again, and the whereabouts of the anonymous person himself was unknown. My men speculated that his plane may have crashed at this location, in the northwest area of Montequinto. If they are still alive, they should not be there now, but if we go there, we will definitely find some useful clues."
The Toretto effect, like any other frustrated middle-aged man, drank his beer: "Those things have changed."
"But you asked me to meet today, so I guess there must be some other reason for you to join my action, right?" Ron was not shaken by Toretto's words, but stared at Toretto sharply. Leto's face until he looked at her uncomfortably.
"Yes, I decided to join your operation, but I have one condition." Toretto swept away the image of a decadent middle-aged man just now, and a kind of strength reappeared in his body: "I am the only one following you in this operation. Don't want to involve other family members."
"This is impossible. The place where the plane crashed is a military blockade. Without the diplomatic intervention of the US government, we can only find a way to sneak in. Your superb driving skills will be the biggest helper in this operation," Ron said. Shaking his head and refusing, he changed his mind and said, "I can at most promise you not to let Letty take part in this operation. In addition, I can also arrange a bodyguard for your son to take care of him."
Toretto fell silent again. Seeing this, Ron had no choice but to continue to increase: "You know an action like this, I can't promise you anything, we have been friends for so many years, I will never lie to my family, but I I can assure you that this time you will not be required to participate in battles much, and most of them will be driving and information support."
"Don't worry, just like every time I cooperated before, at most it's just saving the world everywhere, can I still let you drive to outer space?"
Before Ron crossed over, Fast and Furious only came out to the seventh part. Judging from the structure of the whole story, it was almost over, and it should be considered over.
Besides, the Fast and the Furious series is nothing more than an action movie, so what does it really have to do with space?
After finishing speaking, Ron got up in a hurry without waiting for Toretto to reply, and drove towards the hospital. By the time he arrived at the hospital, Petunia and the others had already arrived, and Bernadette and Bernadette who had actually given birth Howard hadn't come yet.
"Raj, I didn't expect you to be with Sheldon and the others. I thought you would come to the hospital with Howard and the others." Ron looked at Raj who was mixed with Sheldon and the others in surprise.
In Sheldon's small group, Raj and Howard had the best relationship, sticking together almost all day long, and even Leonard's mother thought for a long time that the two of them were a gay couple.
"You think so too?" Raj, hearing the words, seemed to have found a bosom friend, and immediately began to confide: "I have been waiting for this day for a long time. At this moment, I should be by their side, but they actually kicked me out." Come out and let Stuart stay there and help them."
Leonard said frantically, "I told you just now, Raj, that's their baby."
"In all fairness, it took me nine months to get Bernadette ready for the baby, and it took Howard only five minutes to get her pregnant." Raj said indignantly, "It's all about five minutes." Give him face."
"Only 5 minutes?" Shelton showed a surprised expression, looking at Amy next to him: "We must have done something wrong, we have to spend hours every time."
Amy showed a happy and weird smile, and Ron proudly sent Sheldon's shoulders: "Thank you, Dad, this is our family's genetic advantage."
"Why is it an advantage? It obviously took several times more time than Howard, and it is not efficient at all."
"Believe me, Sheldon, how many men in the world want to have your inefficient power, please cherish it." Ron said earnestly, Leonard and Raj nodded in sympathy, but When Penny's eyes swept over her, she immediately stopped, as if nothing had happened.
While they were chatting, Howard and Bernadette entered the hospital late, Ron quickly pushed a wheelchair and stopped in front of them: "Quick, use this, Howard, hurry up and send Bernadette in." .”
"Thank you." Howard took the wheelchair near Bernadette and rushed to the delivery room quickly without looking back. Everyone looked at the back of them leaving with gratified smiles.
"It's hard to believe that Howard is going to be a father." Leonard couldn't help but sigh.
Amy interrupted: "Yeah, it was Penny who introduced Bernadette to him."
"God, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?" Petunia raised her hand in surrender.
"It's not just Bernadette and Howard, each of us has changed." Ron glanced at the partners around him one by one: "For example, you and Leonard got married, and you, Raj, although you didn't pursue Fuck my sister, but still defile another member of my family, Alex, who's only 19!"
Speaking of this, Ron was furious, and Raj hurriedly put on a smiling face in order to avoid being beaten.
Anyway, Raj and Alex are yours, Ron glared at him, and said nothing, I went back to Sheldon and Amy, softened: "Even Sheldon and Amy Amy is living together, do you know? Little George and I once thought that this guy would die alone. We even took care of the nursing home for Sheldon in advance. However, this kid actually talked about his girlfriend, and Still living together, I don’t even know how he did it, it must be a miracle from God!”
"Ron, why did you become a superstitious fan like your mother? Couldn't it be because of my invincible charm?" Shelton finished speaking, patted Amy's hand: "But if my mother asks, just Said we slept in bunk beds."
Time passed minute by minute as everyone chatted about the changes around them, and the child in Bernadette's belly, like Nezha in myths and legends, did not see any movement until a few hours later, everyone chatted When he was about to fall asleep, Howard suddenly rushed out from the corridor: "She gave birth! The baby was born!"
"congratulations!"
"Great."
……
The crowd cheered for a while, and when the cheers were over, Petunia hurriedly asked, "How is Bernadette?"
"Tired, but fine," Howard said with a happy radiance on his face, "Mother and daughter are safe."
"Did you name the baby?" Ron asked too.
Howard nodded: "We named it Harley."
"Yes, it's interesting to name it after a comet."
"Er..." Speaking of the name, Howard said a little depressed: "The same thing as Halley's comet, that is, you can't tell him that he only sleeps with me every 75 years."
Seeing Sheldon's thoughtful expression, Amy quickly explained to him: "It's not true, he was just joking."
"Thank you for your company, I can't wait for Harley to meet her uncles and aunts..." Howard said halfway and turned to look at Raj: "And the godfather."
Raj immediately showed off to Stuart excitedly: "Did you hear that? Stuart, I have a dog and a goddaughter, you don't even have a fart!"
(End of this chapter)
In the corridor, when everyone went downstairs, Petunia asked, "Ron, why did you delay for so long?"
"Ask him." Ron glanced at Sheldon angrily, and Petunia cast their questioning eyes together.
"Fathers who give birth give out cigars to celebrate, so I'll have to find my cigar bubble gum so I don't stand aside like an idiot."
Petunia rolled her eyes helplessly and looked at Ron: "Is he always so stupid, or was he just fooled by one of you today?"
"Please, it's not the first day you know Sheldon. Don't you know that his common sense and EQ are both negative? The ghost knows what alien customs he learned from some movies and TV shows."
"Wait, I'm going upstairs." Leonard stopped suddenly.
Petunia asked puzzledly: "If you also need cigar bubble gum, just eat Sheldon's. No matter what he has, he will bring a spare."
"No, I'm going to get asthma medicine, I ran too fast just now."
Interestingly, however, just as Leonard went upstairs, Penny received a call.
Ron asked, "What did Bernadette say?"
"She said don't go now, you have to wait a little longer."
"I'm starting to wonder if it's the right Flash baby clothes for this kid."
Sheldon had just finished complaining when Leonard came down the stairs with a respirator: "I found the medicine, but it was empty, so we need to stop when we pass by the pharmacy."
Penny waved her hand indifferently: "It doesn't matter, we don't need to go to the hospital now."
"Are you sure? I think Leonard seems to want to go," Ron looked at Leonard's pale face and said worriedly: "Leonard, are you okay?"
While he was talking, Leonard was leaning against the wall and gasping for breath. This is a sign of an asthma attack, but it is not serious. Generally speaking, as long as he takes a breath of the medicine in the respirator, he can be relieved, or he can recover well. Take a break and adjust your breathing rhythm.
"Okay, let's go to the pharmacy first. Hey, do you want to come together? After we go to the pharmacy, we can find a restaurant and stay there until we make another call." Penny suggested.
However, before Ron expressed his opinion, Amy's behavior over there became strange, and he said hesitantly, "Uh... Sheldon, what do you think? You don't want to go, do you?"
"Whether I want to go or not is not the point. Today is your birthday, and the birthday is the oldest." Shelton waved his hand to show that he didn't make up his mind.
"Oh my god, I forgot, today is your birthday, so why don't we go to a good restaurant, let's do something more fun, how about a bar?"
Penny said enthusiastically that since she married Leonard, she hasn't come out to indulge for a long time.
, Ron shook his head and walked between the two: "Although I don't mind going out to have some fun now and wait for Bernadette to call again, but let them forget it. Have you forgotten Sheldon's annual ceremony?"
Due to Sheldon's weird brain circuit, he insisted that mating once a year is enough. At the same time, in order to express his love for Amy, he specially chose this day to be Amy's birthday. One day is ridiculed as an annual event.
"Wow~" Petunia yelled strangely: "You two go have a good time, Ron, do you want to come with us?"
Ron shook his head: "Not yet. I just remembered that there is still something to do. Don't forget to call me when there is news from Bernadette."
Both sides are lovers, so he is not in the mood to be a light bulb for someone. What's more, if staying at home affects Sheldon's impromptu performance, wouldn't it indirectly affect the succession of the Cooper family?
However, after Ron left the apartment, he did not go to find any of his confidante, but drove to the city center and came to the Williamsburg restaurant, a car repair shop not far away, although it was getting late, according to the car repair shop The line was still open, and the lights were left alone, as if they were reserved for Ron.
Looking at the lights in the store, Ron smiled, parked the car at the door, and walked in.
The man with a fierce face at the table is the owner of this shop, Toretto, the well-known underground drag racing king in Los Angeles. Judging from the table and the empty wine bottles thrown at his feet, he has been waiting here for a long time.
"This wine just doesn't have the power of Lone Star, next time you should change it to that." Ron unceremoniously opened a bottle of Corona for himself, sat across from him and took a big gulp: "I thought you would continue Hide from me and live your life of retiring from the rivers and lakes."
"Why do you want to show me the help video of Anonymous? Doesn't he have many subordinates? Just send this to them."
"Here is the problem. Only Hobbs and I received this distress message. Not only did no one in the NSA under his jurisdiction receive it. On the contrary, after he disappeared, he suddenly became very active, mainly revolving around fighting for a person they called For the Northern Lights, the inventor calls the machine, and the system that you call the eye of the sky unfolds."
Ron touched the bottle with Toretto, and continued: "At first I thought so, until that idiot Roman called Hobbs, and I didn't know that he sent the message back to you."
"I know, I received it before you sent me the message." Toretto nodded: "However, I don't know why."
"Because of Cypher, she killed your son's biological mother, so Anonymous thought you would definitely help." Ron found the photo of the woman Toretto didn't want to recall on his phone and handed it to him:
"Anonymous captured Cypher, but the plane was attacked on the way, and she was picked up again, and the whereabouts of the anonymous person himself was unknown. My men speculated that his plane may have crashed at this location, in the northwest area of Montequinto. If they are still alive, they should not be there now, but if we go there, we will definitely find some useful clues."
The Toretto effect, like any other frustrated middle-aged man, drank his beer: "Those things have changed."
"But you asked me to meet today, so I guess there must be some other reason for you to join my action, right?" Ron was not shaken by Toretto's words, but stared at Toretto sharply. Leto's face until he looked at her uncomfortably.
"Yes, I decided to join your operation, but I have one condition." Toretto swept away the image of a decadent middle-aged man just now, and a kind of strength reappeared in his body: "I am the only one following you in this operation. Don't want to involve other family members."
"This is impossible. The place where the plane crashed is a military blockade. Without the diplomatic intervention of the US government, we can only find a way to sneak in. Your superb driving skills will be the biggest helper in this operation," Ron said. Shaking his head and refusing, he changed his mind and said, "I can at most promise you not to let Letty take part in this operation. In addition, I can also arrange a bodyguard for your son to take care of him."
Toretto fell silent again. Seeing this, Ron had no choice but to continue to increase: "You know an action like this, I can't promise you anything, we have been friends for so many years, I will never lie to my family, but I I can assure you that this time you will not be required to participate in battles much, and most of them will be driving and information support."
"Don't worry, just like every time I cooperated before, at most it's just saving the world everywhere, can I still let you drive to outer space?"
Before Ron crossed over, Fast and Furious only came out to the seventh part. Judging from the structure of the whole story, it was almost over, and it should be considered over.
Besides, the Fast and the Furious series is nothing more than an action movie, so what does it really have to do with space?
After finishing speaking, Ron got up in a hurry without waiting for Toretto to reply, and drove towards the hospital. By the time he arrived at the hospital, Petunia and the others had already arrived, and Bernadette and Bernadette who had actually given birth Howard hadn't come yet.
"Raj, I didn't expect you to be with Sheldon and the others. I thought you would come to the hospital with Howard and the others." Ron looked at Raj who was mixed with Sheldon and the others in surprise.
In Sheldon's small group, Raj and Howard had the best relationship, sticking together almost all day long, and even Leonard's mother thought for a long time that the two of them were a gay couple.
"You think so too?" Raj, hearing the words, seemed to have found a bosom friend, and immediately began to confide: "I have been waiting for this day for a long time. At this moment, I should be by their side, but they actually kicked me out." Come out and let Stuart stay there and help them."
Leonard said frantically, "I told you just now, Raj, that's their baby."
"In all fairness, it took me nine months to get Bernadette ready for the baby, and it took Howard only five minutes to get her pregnant." Raj said indignantly, "It's all about five minutes." Give him face."
"Only 5 minutes?" Shelton showed a surprised expression, looking at Amy next to him: "We must have done something wrong, we have to spend hours every time."
Amy showed a happy and weird smile, and Ron proudly sent Sheldon's shoulders: "Thank you, Dad, this is our family's genetic advantage."
"Why is it an advantage? It obviously took several times more time than Howard, and it is not efficient at all."
"Believe me, Sheldon, how many men in the world want to have your inefficient power, please cherish it." Ron said earnestly, Leonard and Raj nodded in sympathy, but When Penny's eyes swept over her, she immediately stopped, as if nothing had happened.
While they were chatting, Howard and Bernadette entered the hospital late, Ron quickly pushed a wheelchair and stopped in front of them: "Quick, use this, Howard, hurry up and send Bernadette in." .”
"Thank you." Howard took the wheelchair near Bernadette and rushed to the delivery room quickly without looking back. Everyone looked at the back of them leaving with gratified smiles.
"It's hard to believe that Howard is going to be a father." Leonard couldn't help but sigh.
Amy interrupted: "Yeah, it was Penny who introduced Bernadette to him."
"God, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?" Petunia raised her hand in surrender.
"It's not just Bernadette and Howard, each of us has changed." Ron glanced at the partners around him one by one: "For example, you and Leonard got married, and you, Raj, although you didn't pursue Fuck my sister, but still defile another member of my family, Alex, who's only 19!"
Speaking of this, Ron was furious, and Raj hurriedly put on a smiling face in order to avoid being beaten.
Anyway, Raj and Alex are yours, Ron glared at him, and said nothing, I went back to Sheldon and Amy, softened: "Even Sheldon and Amy Amy is living together, do you know? Little George and I once thought that this guy would die alone. We even took care of the nursing home for Sheldon in advance. However, this kid actually talked about his girlfriend, and Still living together, I don’t even know how he did it, it must be a miracle from God!”
"Ron, why did you become a superstitious fan like your mother? Couldn't it be because of my invincible charm?" Shelton finished speaking, patted Amy's hand: "But if my mother asks, just Said we slept in bunk beds."
Time passed minute by minute as everyone chatted about the changes around them, and the child in Bernadette's belly, like Nezha in myths and legends, did not see any movement until a few hours later, everyone chatted When he was about to fall asleep, Howard suddenly rushed out from the corridor: "She gave birth! The baby was born!"
"congratulations!"
"Great."
……
The crowd cheered for a while, and when the cheers were over, Petunia hurriedly asked, "How is Bernadette?"
"Tired, but fine," Howard said with a happy radiance on his face, "Mother and daughter are safe."
"Did you name the baby?" Ron asked too.
Howard nodded: "We named it Harley."
"Yes, it's interesting to name it after a comet."
"Er..." Speaking of the name, Howard said a little depressed: "The same thing as Halley's comet, that is, you can't tell him that he only sleeps with me every 75 years."
Seeing Sheldon's thoughtful expression, Amy quickly explained to him: "It's not true, he was just joking."
"Thank you for your company, I can't wait for Harley to meet her uncles and aunts..." Howard said halfway and turned to look at Raj: "And the godfather."
Raj immediately showed off to Stuart excitedly: "Did you hear that? Stuart, I have a dog and a goddaughter, you don't even have a fart!"
(End of this chapter)
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