The daily life of American TV agents
Chapter 586 Daily Life
Chapter 586 Daily Life
"Then I advise you to calm down, because this is Los Angeles, in any bar, you can find a screenwriter who claims to be "Beverly Gold Digger" and tell you that he thinks you have great potential and should go to the big screen. Try it on screen.
Then after you drank two glasses of wine with him, you didn’t wake up until the next day, you found yourself in a mess and woke up in a room that was not much better than this room, only to find that he was just a script. Poor screenwriters who can't sell, believe me, there are a lot of them in Hollywood. "
Ron's familiar voice sounded on the window sill, and accompanied by Su Bao's cheerful cry, he appeared on the edge of the window sill in the yard. Ron also fed Su Bao with carrots very affectionately.
"Sorry, I came a little early, so I slipped Su Bao for you, don't you mind~"
Ron rolled in from the window sill, and was greeted by the surprised expressions of the two women: "Of course not, you came too timely, we are looking for you to discuss whether to sell Caroline's personal story to others, Let them go to the big screen, although I will definitely not pay to see this movie."
"Why don't you go see it? Think about a girl who was born like an angel with a golden spoon in her mouth, but because her father was slandered, her family fell into poverty, and she was reduced to a slum as a waiter serving dishes, but he is still confident and optimistic..."
Caroline told her inspirational story longingly, but only Ron and Max looked at her in exchange.
"If such a story is true, I believe he will attract everyone's abuse. Don't forget that old Mr. Channing was really imprisoned because of fraud. Although only the rich were deceived, the male treasure Ordinary people don't happen to have fools who empathize with them."
Ron stood up and took the initiative to puncture Caroline's fantasy: "Now I'm starting to wonder which stupid company would follow such a story?"
"The business card they left me was Lionsgate."
Caroline handed the business card to Ron, and Ron knew it was true after a glance. Under normal circumstances, those scammers who cheat under the guise of screenwriters like to claim to be the staff of the Eight Films, so to speak, The convincing power will be higher, and few people will pretend to be someone from a small company like Lionsgate.
"This seems to be true. Are you really sure you want to hand over your biographical film to them?" Ron shrugged his shoulders violently, as if he was forcibly holding back something.
Caroline asked strangely: "Why not? What's wrong with this company?"
"Well, it seems that you are patronizing excitement, and you didn't know about this company beforehand. There is nothing wrong with this company itself, and it can even be said to be a well-known film and television production company in Hollywood, but... hahaha, I can't bear it. Can't stop, let me laugh for a while..."
Ron finally couldn't help laughing wildly, and continued under Caroline's urging: "But this company has always produced horror and thriller movies, imagine what it would be like if they came to make your biographical movie ? Probably the feeling of Scary Movie 6, even a lunatic appears in the movie, chasing you with a chainsaw, I’m not surprised at all.”
"If there is such a movie, I will definitely buy a ticket to watch it." Max said with great interest.
"Really, have you laughed enough?!"
Caroline was so annoyed by the two for a moment that she stomped on Ron's instep to express her anger.
In fact, given her current situation, she doesn't particularly value the income from selling scripts. What she really cares about is the opportunity to put her own story on the screen. Of course, Ron deeply understands this.
"Hahaha...well, I've had enough of laughing." Seeing that Caroline was about to get really angry, Ron stopped laughing immediately for the sake of tonight's happy life: "But if you really want your story to be published For the screen, I have an idea."
"What? You're not going to add a perverted killer to my movie, are you?" Caroline said angrily.
"Of course not," Ron shook his head, cupped his chin and meditated, "I think if you're willing to give up the big screen and turn this story into a light comedy about two waitresses, I think you should." There will be a lot of viewers willing to watch."
"How is it possible!" Before Caroline could speak, Max screamed first: "No one wants to read the story of two waiters trapped in a low-end restaurant, except for part-time jobs and insulting each other every day! Yes, don’t be seen on TV either!”
Max's reaction was a bit violent, which caught Caroline a little off guard, but everything was within Ron's expectations.
Don't look at Max, who talks all day long as if it doesn't matter, but in fact, she has always had a deep sense of inferiority for her own background experience. Ron walked over and hugged her tenderly in his arms. Huai Li: "Don't worry, no one intends to force you to play your own role. In fact, even if you are willing, considering the ratings, the film and television company is still more willing to use professional actors, but you can be a guest casting director , choose the actor who best suits your image and temperament."
"Really? We can really?!" Caroline said in surprise.
"Under normal circumstances, as the original author of the story, you only have the right to provide suggestions for the screenwriter, but if you happen to have a friend who is an investor in this TV series, then everything can be decided by you."
Ron patted his right pocket confidently. This pocket contained the check book he carried with him, and the bank account corresponding to this check book had at least 3000 million US dollars lying on it!
This is his latest income in recent time.
Now that the super battery project led by him has entered the final trial stage, the money that should have been spent has already been spent. Now the scientific research project not only does not require him to invest more, but may make a profit at any time and earn him a lot of money!
This made Ron start to feel deeply worried.
It's not that Ron's nature has changed and he doesn't like money anymore, but he feels a headache when he thinks about the taxes he will pay on these incomes.
Although Ron himself is a tax officer under the Ministry of Finance, no one said that the tax officer cannot legally avoid taxes, right?
And the most effective means of legal tax avoidance is to reinvest the money before the tax review. As soon as this idea appeared in Ron's mind, he immediately thought of investing in the film and television industry, but he did not expect to meet Caroline by chance. The story was favored by others, and it was planned to be filmed.
Isn't this a coincidence~ Who stipulated that Ron cannot invest in the film and television industry?
As long as Caroline's biographical story is used to establish a project, set up a film and television crew, and then invest the money in the crew's funds, in addition to a series of expenses such as actors' remuneration and filming expenses, we can use various names to transfer Spend the money on yourself.
For example, go out to eat luxurious meals in the name of food expenses. After all, no one stipulates that investors cannot eat lobster in the crew, right?
Buy some luxury furniture in the name of a prop, and after the shooting is completed, you can recycle it to your new home at a price of one cent. There are too many operable places in it. Golden Mile.
"That's a good idea. I mean, if we shoot a light comedy based on the two of us, what should the name of this TV series be?" Caroline nodded happily, as long as she can put her own story on the screen , she doesn't mind if it's a movie or a TV show.
"How about calling the bankrupt sister? You are bankrupt, her sister, I have a hunch
This TV series is sure to explode in ratings! "
"Really? That's really great!" Caroline threw herself into Ron's arms excitedly, and just about to get up, she didn't want to be hugged by Ron, so she kissed again until she was almost out of breath Ron was so angry that he let her go. He continued to hold Caroline with one hand, and opened his arms to Max with the other: "What are you waiting for, baby? Shouldn't we have a good celebration today?"
"Damn it, I still can't refuse you now!" Max complained to the doctor angrily, and simply followed Caroline's example and got into Ron's arms.
Sleepless all night, until Caroline and Max went to work, Ron barely slept for a while, but the sleep didn't last long. For his own money and career, as soon as he woke up, Ron immediately went to Hollywood to find a few producers with whom he had a good relationship. People inquire about issues related to the establishment of a crew.
Considering the possibility of using this method to avoid taxes for a long time, Ron originally planned to register a company by himself. After Saul explained the troublesome procedures to him, I decided to attach the crew to an established film and television company. company or acquire a company that is on the verge of bankruptcy.
After handing over the responsibility of acquiring the company to Saul, Ron happily returned to his apartment.
"Oh, Ron, you came back just in time. This is for you. Good news, we have an invitation." Shelton slipped an invitation to Ron, and Ron looked down, it was his wedding with Amy invitation letter.
"Have you finally set a date for your wedding? It's really not easy. I thought you would have to discuss it for at least another year or so. Wait, what's the pattern on this invitation?" Ron asked Post asked strangely.
"That's the MRI of our brains PS together to look like we're kissing." Amy said proudly.
"Well, sure enough, you freaks think differently than ordinary people, but in this way, can we discuss how your bachelor party is arranged?"
Ron put away the invitation, and immediately turned countless ideas for having fun in his mind. Leonard, Howard, and Raj also looked at Sheldon expectantly when they heard the words, but considering the stag party People are Sheldon, so they can only shoot 99% of the ideas in their heads first.
"Bachelor party? How about just this weekend? Let's have a crazy and exciting girls' night! Oh my god, my mother is finally getting married!" Amy jumped excitedly, and Sheldon's expression was corresponding Much calmer, it can even be said that there is no change.
"Leonard~"
Sheldon glared at Leonard, Leonard bowed his head in frustration: "Well, as Sheldon's best man, I have to regret to inform you that there is no bachelor party."
Shelton nodded in satisfaction: "Tell them the reason."
"Because you're always whining and complaining. If you had your place, there wouldn't be a party!" Ron replied unhappily for Leonard.
"Of course not. The bachelor party is just a party for the pursuit of physical pleasure. I have no interest in this. I would rather take a spiritual trip, such as this one."
Sheldon took out a letter, and just when Ron thought he'd be able to read it to himself, Sheldon poured a little of Ron's Reserve whiskey and lit the envelope on a plate to burn it to ashes.
"What's this about? I thought you'd show us the letter."
"No, I promised Dr. Walcott, who sent the letter, to burn it immediately after reading it, but I can tell you that the content of this letter is that he told me how to get to his secluded log cabin map. Going to spend time with him in his cabin."
"Wait, isn't Dr. Walcott already crazy?" Raj stood up as if something sounded.
"Of course not. He just lived in seclusion and specialized in mathematical problems. He recently made a new breakthrough, which just happened to solve the problems I encountered in string theory, so are you planning to go with me?"
Shelton looked at the crowd expectantly, Ron was the first to shake his head: "Let's exclude me first, there is no music, no girls, and no beautiful singing and dancing performances, such a bachelor party is simply inferior, isn't it for you guys? Being a scientist is so boring."
"That's not the case." Howard denied loudly.
Ron curled his lips and began to recount: "At your bachelor party, it became a one-man talk show for Raj alone. The specific content is the stories you have to tell with other women, and you almost didn't even get married because of it. .
Although I didn't go to Leonard's bachelor party, I heard that when you were driving a rented car to Mexico, the car broke down halfway. You repaired the car all night, and finally lit the car, and walked back. It really makes me worry that when Raj gets married, what kind of moths will you guys make? "
"Wait, it's not time for your bachelor party," Amy said, getting up and walking between Ron and Raj: "Shouldn't you worry about Sheldon now? Ron. You can't let him go alone in the desert into a stranger's cabin in the mountains."
"Hi! I've grown up and don't need a guardian!" Sheldon complained angrily: "I just need someone to take me in, pick me up after the end, and pack a lunch for me by the way."
Sheldon stared at Ron firmly as he spoke.
"Don't worry, I can't do this, Sheldon," Ron said helplessly, "but I know someone is willing to help, right? Leonard?"
(End of this chapter)
"Then I advise you to calm down, because this is Los Angeles, in any bar, you can find a screenwriter who claims to be "Beverly Gold Digger" and tell you that he thinks you have great potential and should go to the big screen. Try it on screen.
Then after you drank two glasses of wine with him, you didn’t wake up until the next day, you found yourself in a mess and woke up in a room that was not much better than this room, only to find that he was just a script. Poor screenwriters who can't sell, believe me, there are a lot of them in Hollywood. "
Ron's familiar voice sounded on the window sill, and accompanied by Su Bao's cheerful cry, he appeared on the edge of the window sill in the yard. Ron also fed Su Bao with carrots very affectionately.
"Sorry, I came a little early, so I slipped Su Bao for you, don't you mind~"
Ron rolled in from the window sill, and was greeted by the surprised expressions of the two women: "Of course not, you came too timely, we are looking for you to discuss whether to sell Caroline's personal story to others, Let them go to the big screen, although I will definitely not pay to see this movie."
"Why don't you go see it? Think about a girl who was born like an angel with a golden spoon in her mouth, but because her father was slandered, her family fell into poverty, and she was reduced to a slum as a waiter serving dishes, but he is still confident and optimistic..."
Caroline told her inspirational story longingly, but only Ron and Max looked at her in exchange.
"If such a story is true, I believe he will attract everyone's abuse. Don't forget that old Mr. Channing was really imprisoned because of fraud. Although only the rich were deceived, the male treasure Ordinary people don't happen to have fools who empathize with them."
Ron stood up and took the initiative to puncture Caroline's fantasy: "Now I'm starting to wonder which stupid company would follow such a story?"
"The business card they left me was Lionsgate."
Caroline handed the business card to Ron, and Ron knew it was true after a glance. Under normal circumstances, those scammers who cheat under the guise of screenwriters like to claim to be the staff of the Eight Films, so to speak, The convincing power will be higher, and few people will pretend to be someone from a small company like Lionsgate.
"This seems to be true. Are you really sure you want to hand over your biographical film to them?" Ron shrugged his shoulders violently, as if he was forcibly holding back something.
Caroline asked strangely: "Why not? What's wrong with this company?"
"Well, it seems that you are patronizing excitement, and you didn't know about this company beforehand. There is nothing wrong with this company itself, and it can even be said to be a well-known film and television production company in Hollywood, but... hahaha, I can't bear it. Can't stop, let me laugh for a while..."
Ron finally couldn't help laughing wildly, and continued under Caroline's urging: "But this company has always produced horror and thriller movies, imagine what it would be like if they came to make your biographical movie ? Probably the feeling of Scary Movie 6, even a lunatic appears in the movie, chasing you with a chainsaw, I’m not surprised at all.”
"If there is such a movie, I will definitely buy a ticket to watch it." Max said with great interest.
"Really, have you laughed enough?!"
Caroline was so annoyed by the two for a moment that she stomped on Ron's instep to express her anger.
In fact, given her current situation, she doesn't particularly value the income from selling scripts. What she really cares about is the opportunity to put her own story on the screen. Of course, Ron deeply understands this.
"Hahaha...well, I've had enough of laughing." Seeing that Caroline was about to get really angry, Ron stopped laughing immediately for the sake of tonight's happy life: "But if you really want your story to be published For the screen, I have an idea."
"What? You're not going to add a perverted killer to my movie, are you?" Caroline said angrily.
"Of course not," Ron shook his head, cupped his chin and meditated, "I think if you're willing to give up the big screen and turn this story into a light comedy about two waitresses, I think you should." There will be a lot of viewers willing to watch."
"How is it possible!" Before Caroline could speak, Max screamed first: "No one wants to read the story of two waiters trapped in a low-end restaurant, except for part-time jobs and insulting each other every day! Yes, don’t be seen on TV either!”
Max's reaction was a bit violent, which caught Caroline a little off guard, but everything was within Ron's expectations.
Don't look at Max, who talks all day long as if it doesn't matter, but in fact, she has always had a deep sense of inferiority for her own background experience. Ron walked over and hugged her tenderly in his arms. Huai Li: "Don't worry, no one intends to force you to play your own role. In fact, even if you are willing, considering the ratings, the film and television company is still more willing to use professional actors, but you can be a guest casting director , choose the actor who best suits your image and temperament."
"Really? We can really?!" Caroline said in surprise.
"Under normal circumstances, as the original author of the story, you only have the right to provide suggestions for the screenwriter, but if you happen to have a friend who is an investor in this TV series, then everything can be decided by you."
Ron patted his right pocket confidently. This pocket contained the check book he carried with him, and the bank account corresponding to this check book had at least 3000 million US dollars lying on it!
This is his latest income in recent time.
Now that the super battery project led by him has entered the final trial stage, the money that should have been spent has already been spent. Now the scientific research project not only does not require him to invest more, but may make a profit at any time and earn him a lot of money!
This made Ron start to feel deeply worried.
It's not that Ron's nature has changed and he doesn't like money anymore, but he feels a headache when he thinks about the taxes he will pay on these incomes.
Although Ron himself is a tax officer under the Ministry of Finance, no one said that the tax officer cannot legally avoid taxes, right?
And the most effective means of legal tax avoidance is to reinvest the money before the tax review. As soon as this idea appeared in Ron's mind, he immediately thought of investing in the film and television industry, but he did not expect to meet Caroline by chance. The story was favored by others, and it was planned to be filmed.
Isn't this a coincidence~ Who stipulated that Ron cannot invest in the film and television industry?
As long as Caroline's biographical story is used to establish a project, set up a film and television crew, and then invest the money in the crew's funds, in addition to a series of expenses such as actors' remuneration and filming expenses, we can use various names to transfer Spend the money on yourself.
For example, go out to eat luxurious meals in the name of food expenses. After all, no one stipulates that investors cannot eat lobster in the crew, right?
Buy some luxury furniture in the name of a prop, and after the shooting is completed, you can recycle it to your new home at a price of one cent. There are too many operable places in it. Golden Mile.
"That's a good idea. I mean, if we shoot a light comedy based on the two of us, what should the name of this TV series be?" Caroline nodded happily, as long as she can put her own story on the screen , she doesn't mind if it's a movie or a TV show.
"How about calling the bankrupt sister? You are bankrupt, her sister, I have a hunch
This TV series is sure to explode in ratings! "
"Really? That's really great!" Caroline threw herself into Ron's arms excitedly, and just about to get up, she didn't want to be hugged by Ron, so she kissed again until she was almost out of breath Ron was so angry that he let her go. He continued to hold Caroline with one hand, and opened his arms to Max with the other: "What are you waiting for, baby? Shouldn't we have a good celebration today?"
"Damn it, I still can't refuse you now!" Max complained to the doctor angrily, and simply followed Caroline's example and got into Ron's arms.
Sleepless all night, until Caroline and Max went to work, Ron barely slept for a while, but the sleep didn't last long. For his own money and career, as soon as he woke up, Ron immediately went to Hollywood to find a few producers with whom he had a good relationship. People inquire about issues related to the establishment of a crew.
Considering the possibility of using this method to avoid taxes for a long time, Ron originally planned to register a company by himself. After Saul explained the troublesome procedures to him, I decided to attach the crew to an established film and television company. company or acquire a company that is on the verge of bankruptcy.
After handing over the responsibility of acquiring the company to Saul, Ron happily returned to his apartment.
"Oh, Ron, you came back just in time. This is for you. Good news, we have an invitation." Shelton slipped an invitation to Ron, and Ron looked down, it was his wedding with Amy invitation letter.
"Have you finally set a date for your wedding? It's really not easy. I thought you would have to discuss it for at least another year or so. Wait, what's the pattern on this invitation?" Ron asked Post asked strangely.
"That's the MRI of our brains PS together to look like we're kissing." Amy said proudly.
"Well, sure enough, you freaks think differently than ordinary people, but in this way, can we discuss how your bachelor party is arranged?"
Ron put away the invitation, and immediately turned countless ideas for having fun in his mind. Leonard, Howard, and Raj also looked at Sheldon expectantly when they heard the words, but considering the stag party People are Sheldon, so they can only shoot 99% of the ideas in their heads first.
"Bachelor party? How about just this weekend? Let's have a crazy and exciting girls' night! Oh my god, my mother is finally getting married!" Amy jumped excitedly, and Sheldon's expression was corresponding Much calmer, it can even be said that there is no change.
"Leonard~"
Sheldon glared at Leonard, Leonard bowed his head in frustration: "Well, as Sheldon's best man, I have to regret to inform you that there is no bachelor party."
Shelton nodded in satisfaction: "Tell them the reason."
"Because you're always whining and complaining. If you had your place, there wouldn't be a party!" Ron replied unhappily for Leonard.
"Of course not. The bachelor party is just a party for the pursuit of physical pleasure. I have no interest in this. I would rather take a spiritual trip, such as this one."
Sheldon took out a letter, and just when Ron thought he'd be able to read it to himself, Sheldon poured a little of Ron's Reserve whiskey and lit the envelope on a plate to burn it to ashes.
"What's this about? I thought you'd show us the letter."
"No, I promised Dr. Walcott, who sent the letter, to burn it immediately after reading it, but I can tell you that the content of this letter is that he told me how to get to his secluded log cabin map. Going to spend time with him in his cabin."
"Wait, isn't Dr. Walcott already crazy?" Raj stood up as if something sounded.
"Of course not. He just lived in seclusion and specialized in mathematical problems. He recently made a new breakthrough, which just happened to solve the problems I encountered in string theory, so are you planning to go with me?"
Shelton looked at the crowd expectantly, Ron was the first to shake his head: "Let's exclude me first, there is no music, no girls, and no beautiful singing and dancing performances, such a bachelor party is simply inferior, isn't it for you guys? Being a scientist is so boring."
"That's not the case." Howard denied loudly.
Ron curled his lips and began to recount: "At your bachelor party, it became a one-man talk show for Raj alone. The specific content is the stories you have to tell with other women, and you almost didn't even get married because of it. .
Although I didn't go to Leonard's bachelor party, I heard that when you were driving a rented car to Mexico, the car broke down halfway. You repaired the car all night, and finally lit the car, and walked back. It really makes me worry that when Raj gets married, what kind of moths will you guys make? "
"Wait, it's not time for your bachelor party," Amy said, getting up and walking between Ron and Raj: "Shouldn't you worry about Sheldon now? Ron. You can't let him go alone in the desert into a stranger's cabin in the mountains."
"Hi! I've grown up and don't need a guardian!" Sheldon complained angrily: "I just need someone to take me in, pick me up after the end, and pack a lunch for me by the way."
Sheldon stared at Ron firmly as he spoke.
"Don't worry, I can't do this, Sheldon," Ron said helplessly, "but I know someone is willing to help, right? Leonard?"
(End of this chapter)
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