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Chapter 434 Don't Blame My Poisonous Hands
Chapter 434 Don't Blame My Poisonous Hands
When it was time to pass the meals, Kangxi was surprised to find that all the dishes placed in front of him, under the plates, were all lit with candles.
"What the hell are you doing?" Kangxi turned to look at Yu Zhu and asked him calmly.
Yuzhu accompanied the smiling face and said: "Back to the emperor, in summer, we use candles. In winter, we use charcoal." He didn't say much, but he explained the principle clearly.
Kangxi nodded, he had eaten cold dishes for decades, and he hadn't seen Deku and the others think of a way to solve the trouble. .
Just as Yuzhu took office, he stood on top of Kangxi's vital interests and made a dramatic change. What does this mean?
Put yourself in the shoes of your father, you are the most loyal.
Kangxi stroked his beard and smiled, "You come to serve the meal."
As a foreign minister, he has been qualified to serve food twice, and only Yuzhu is the only one.
Serving meals may seem simple, but the psychological process is actually extremely complicated.
If the dishes served by Yuzhu are all Kangxi's favorites, then there is obviously something wrong.
However, if everything is wrong, Kangxi will feel uncomfortable again.
Very difficult!
However, after Yuzhu picked up the food, he didn't give it to the poison test eunuch, but handed it to Deku.
Deku was stunned, what kind of thing is this?
However, Kangxi clearly saw that there was something different, but he only thought that Yuzhu was playing new tricks again, and had no intention of stopping it at all.
"Taste the food, Zhi Zhongye." Yuzhu didn't bother to explain anything to Deku, so he tasted the chopsticks first, which was regarded as an example.
However, what Deku never expected was that Yuzhu actually picked up dozens of dishes in a row and asked him to try them.
However, each dish is just a chopstick. If you eat more than 100 dishes one by one, you will definitely be overwhelmed.
For a moment, Deku, whose stomach was swollen, was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat, and his vest was soaked.
Yuzhu didn't easily punish people, once he made a move, he would seal his throat with a sword and hit the vital point directly.
The process of tasting food was unusually cumbersome and time-consuming, and Kangxi had long been used to it.
He picked up a book at random, opened the crease, and continued reading.
The emperor didn't say a word, including Zhao Chang, they all saw Yuzhu tossing Deku, but they all lowered their heads, as if they didn't see it.
Deku counts as a ball, offending Yuzhu, isn't he afraid of Liang Jiugong's miserable end?
Yuzhu was originally the imperial minister, and his imperial guards dared not say a word.
As a result, poor Deku ate roast duck, roast chicken, fish, and lamb shanks.
He really couldn't hold on anymore, Deku knew in his heart, if he continued to resist, he would be the first Shang Shanzheng in the palace to be stretched to death.
"Xiao Zhongtang, uh... the little one doesn't dare anymore... uh... forgive me..." Deku begged Yu Zhu for mercy in a low voice while hiccupping.
Yuzhu acted as if he hadn't heard, and picked up another grilled lamb chop. Deku was terrified, the food was squeezed into his throat, and he couldn't hold it any longer.
"Wow..." Deku panicked, and accidentally vomited out all the food.
"Back to the emperor, Deku lost his dignity in front of the emperor, this is disrespectful!" Yu Zhu turned around and knelt down in front of Kangxi's table, again the villain complained first.
In fact, Kangxi has long understood that Yuzhu deliberately wants to rectify the German library.
However, Yuzhu and the people in the inner dining room had conflicts, but the real benefit was the emperor.
There is no need to repeat the logic.
"In your opinion, how should we deal with it?" Kangxi put down the scroll in his hand and asked Yu Zhu calmly.
"Back to the emperor, Deku is an old minister after all, so he should be punished lightly. The slave thinks that he should be fined to have two meals a day, morning and evening." Yuzhu's proposal did not violate the regulations at all.
Kangxi thought for a while and said, "What kind of old minister is he? Let him go to the sweeping place temporarily and sweep the leaves for a few days."
"Hey." After receiving the order, Yuzhu waved his hand, and the guards rushed up and carried Deku out.
Zhao Chang, who was on the side, witnessed the whole process of Yuzhu tossing Deku with his own eyes, and his heart was secretly awe-inspiring.
What a cannibalistic little Zhongtang!
The so-called temporarily going to the sweeping place, in fact, as long as Kangxi is not reminded, Deku will sweep the leaves there for the rest of his life.
The question is, who would dare to risk offending Yuzhu to remind Kangxi?
Yuzhu neither beat nor scolded, nor quarreled, just followed the rules of serving food, took advantage of the situation, and defeated Deku, and gained a lot of prestige!
When Kangxi ate the delicious hot dishes unprecedentedly, he couldn't help but whet his appetite.
Yuzhu was afraid that the old emperor would be full, so he didn't dare to serve him any more food.
The old emperor glared at Yuzhu, but he also knew that the child was sincerely doing it for his own good, so he stopped chopsticks without saying anything.
After dinner, the old emperor picked up a cup of fragrant tea and casually asked Yuzhu, "How did Deku offend you?"
Yuzhu talked about today's affairs without adding fuel or jealousy.
"Old man, Deku offended me, that's the second priority. How dare he torment the servants of the imperial court like this, he is definitely not a loyal protector." Although Yuzhu didn't say it clearly, the meaning was obvious.
If Deku's actions angered the people in the kitchen and secretly wanted revenge, Kangxi would probably be the one who was unlucky.
The emperor, what he fears most is that all his ministers will conspire against me.
Secondly, it is the courtiers who fight against each other and bring disaster to the emperor, which is too hateful!
"Sai Le, go and wait on Deku on the road." Kangxi ordered lightly.
"Hey." Sai Le was also an old man beside Kangxi, and he understood immediately that this was an appointment to add officials, which ended in Deku's life.
Paste Jiaguan is to use paper moistened with water, and paste the mouth and nose layer by layer, causing people to suffocate to death.
This method of death has always been the preferred method of killing people in the palace.
When the family members collected the body, there was neither trauma nor blood, so they could just find an excuse and get away with it.
When leaving Qingxi Bookstore, Yuzhu noticed that the eunuchs and maids along the way all lowered their heads and did not dare to look at him.
Hey, he killed the chicken to show the monkey, that's what he wanted!
Zhao Gao, doesn't he know it's a deer?
However, referring to a deer as a horse, the test is everyone's position.
Knowing that it is a deer, but admitting that it is a horse, this is to take Zhao Gao's side and become a gang with him.
Yuzhu is an old bureaucrat, he just needs everyone to be afraid of him and obey him obediently.
Under Yu Zhu's prestige, how much trouble can be saved that night?
In the following time, Yuzhu spent a full ten days adjusting the rules of passing meals in the dining room.
In the past, after the emperor passed on the food, the eunuchs who tested the food had to test the poison one by one in front of the emperor.
It's just too time-consuming and inefficient.
Yuzhu changed this approach.
Every time the chef stirs up a dish, there are two guards, two eunuchs and the cook who serve the food, and each of them tastes the dish once.
To put it bluntly, these five people formed a life-threatening community.As long as there is something wrong with the dishes, five people must die together!
Yuzhu has always believed in the restrictive power of the system, but not in the so-called loyalty.
It took at least half an hour for the five people to test the poison as soon as the dishes came out of the pan, and then to put them in front of the emperor.
If it was really poisoned, these five people must have had problems first.
After the reform of Yuzhu Xiaozuo, Kangxi finally enjoyed hot meals and dishes with peace of mind, and he couldn't help but whet his appetite.
Of course, Yuzhu did not touch the fundamental interests of vested interest groups.
Deku's death, that is because he offended Yu Zhu, must die.
The benefits that everyone deserves are still in the bag.
To put it bluntly, the emperor acquiesced in the corruption of the people in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, so why should Yuzhu be troublesome?
As soon as Yuzhu made a move, he killed Deku who had served the emperor for more than [-] years. Who would dare to trip him up?
The rules in the palace have always been, as long as you make a move, you must deal with it to the death, and you cannot leave the enemy a breathing space to counterattack.
Yuzhu's thunderous strike won unanimous praise from everyone.
If he had softened his heart and let Deku go gently, everyone would be less afraid of him.
On the way out of the Changchun Garden, Yu Zhu met Wei Zhu's counterpart, the aunt of the imperial tea house, Hadanara.
"May the little Zhongtang be safe." Hadanara bowed respectfully and bowed.
Facing Hadanara who was flirting with eyes, Yuzhu acted as if he didn't see it, and said lightly, "That's all." He continued to walk out.
However, Mrs. Hadana said in a low voice: "Xiaozhongtang, the slaves will be released from the palace in a few days."
Yuzhu still pretended not to hear, and walked away.
The opposite food in the palace, that is, the eunuch and the maids, formed a fake couple for each other's physical or psychological needs.
Hadanara was indeed pretty, but no matter how hungry Yu Zhu was, she would never touch the court lady beside the emperor.
Back in Shuchun Garden, Yuzhu dragged Qian Yinglan who was only wearing a bikini, and had a good time in the pool.
The hydrophilic steps on all sides play an unexpected role.
After Yuzhu returned to Qing Mansion with Qian Yinglan, he saw that there was a lot of traffic in front of the mansion, and there was an endless stream of people coming and going.
Well, Yu Zhu has now become the prime minister of the dining room, how could businessmen who smelled of money not come to pay homage to his pier?
As soon as he entered the second gate, Yuzhu heard a report from Sixi's family that Second Mistress Di came to Cao Chun again to borrow money.
Well, because of forcing the clan to be killed, Kangxi was completely tired of Second Mistress Di.
Today, Kangxi also vaguely mentioned the matter of the second grandma Di's loan usury.
To put it bluntly, this is Kangxi's anger.
The killing of the clan is a big deal, and Kangxi is reluctant to kill his own son, what should we do?
After Sixi's family had left, Yu Zhu called Liu Wu, who was in charge personally, and gave some instructions in a low voice, and Liu Wu took the order to go down.
Second Grandma Di borrowed another 2000 taels of silver and sat in the carriage, feeling very happy.
Suddenly, the carriage stopped, Second Grandma Di raised the curtain, looked outside, she was immediately dumbfounded.
The driver was replaced by a stranger, and took her into an extremely strange house.
"Feng'er, go down and have a look, where is this place?" Second Mistress Di urged Feng'er to get out of the car in a distraught state.
Feng'er is still a little girl, she was already scared to death!
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When it was time to pass the meals, Kangxi was surprised to find that all the dishes placed in front of him, under the plates, were all lit with candles.
"What the hell are you doing?" Kangxi turned to look at Yu Zhu and asked him calmly.
Yuzhu accompanied the smiling face and said: "Back to the emperor, in summer, we use candles. In winter, we use charcoal." He didn't say much, but he explained the principle clearly.
Kangxi nodded, he had eaten cold dishes for decades, and he hadn't seen Deku and the others think of a way to solve the trouble. .
Just as Yuzhu took office, he stood on top of Kangxi's vital interests and made a dramatic change. What does this mean?
Put yourself in the shoes of your father, you are the most loyal.
Kangxi stroked his beard and smiled, "You come to serve the meal."
As a foreign minister, he has been qualified to serve food twice, and only Yuzhu is the only one.
Serving meals may seem simple, but the psychological process is actually extremely complicated.
If the dishes served by Yuzhu are all Kangxi's favorites, then there is obviously something wrong.
However, if everything is wrong, Kangxi will feel uncomfortable again.
Very difficult!
However, after Yuzhu picked up the food, he didn't give it to the poison test eunuch, but handed it to Deku.
Deku was stunned, what kind of thing is this?
However, Kangxi clearly saw that there was something different, but he only thought that Yuzhu was playing new tricks again, and had no intention of stopping it at all.
"Taste the food, Zhi Zhongye." Yuzhu didn't bother to explain anything to Deku, so he tasted the chopsticks first, which was regarded as an example.
However, what Deku never expected was that Yuzhu actually picked up dozens of dishes in a row and asked him to try them.
However, each dish is just a chopstick. If you eat more than 100 dishes one by one, you will definitely be overwhelmed.
For a moment, Deku, whose stomach was swollen, was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat, and his vest was soaked.
Yuzhu didn't easily punish people, once he made a move, he would seal his throat with a sword and hit the vital point directly.
The process of tasting food was unusually cumbersome and time-consuming, and Kangxi had long been used to it.
He picked up a book at random, opened the crease, and continued reading.
The emperor didn't say a word, including Zhao Chang, they all saw Yuzhu tossing Deku, but they all lowered their heads, as if they didn't see it.
Deku counts as a ball, offending Yuzhu, isn't he afraid of Liang Jiugong's miserable end?
Yuzhu was originally the imperial minister, and his imperial guards dared not say a word.
As a result, poor Deku ate roast duck, roast chicken, fish, and lamb shanks.
He really couldn't hold on anymore, Deku knew in his heart, if he continued to resist, he would be the first Shang Shanzheng in the palace to be stretched to death.
"Xiao Zhongtang, uh... the little one doesn't dare anymore... uh... forgive me..." Deku begged Yu Zhu for mercy in a low voice while hiccupping.
Yuzhu acted as if he hadn't heard, and picked up another grilled lamb chop. Deku was terrified, the food was squeezed into his throat, and he couldn't hold it any longer.
"Wow..." Deku panicked, and accidentally vomited out all the food.
"Back to the emperor, Deku lost his dignity in front of the emperor, this is disrespectful!" Yu Zhu turned around and knelt down in front of Kangxi's table, again the villain complained first.
In fact, Kangxi has long understood that Yuzhu deliberately wants to rectify the German library.
However, Yuzhu and the people in the inner dining room had conflicts, but the real benefit was the emperor.
There is no need to repeat the logic.
"In your opinion, how should we deal with it?" Kangxi put down the scroll in his hand and asked Yu Zhu calmly.
"Back to the emperor, Deku is an old minister after all, so he should be punished lightly. The slave thinks that he should be fined to have two meals a day, morning and evening." Yuzhu's proposal did not violate the regulations at all.
Kangxi thought for a while and said, "What kind of old minister is he? Let him go to the sweeping place temporarily and sweep the leaves for a few days."
"Hey." After receiving the order, Yuzhu waved his hand, and the guards rushed up and carried Deku out.
Zhao Chang, who was on the side, witnessed the whole process of Yuzhu tossing Deku with his own eyes, and his heart was secretly awe-inspiring.
What a cannibalistic little Zhongtang!
The so-called temporarily going to the sweeping place, in fact, as long as Kangxi is not reminded, Deku will sweep the leaves there for the rest of his life.
The question is, who would dare to risk offending Yuzhu to remind Kangxi?
Yuzhu neither beat nor scolded, nor quarreled, just followed the rules of serving food, took advantage of the situation, and defeated Deku, and gained a lot of prestige!
When Kangxi ate the delicious hot dishes unprecedentedly, he couldn't help but whet his appetite.
Yuzhu was afraid that the old emperor would be full, so he didn't dare to serve him any more food.
The old emperor glared at Yuzhu, but he also knew that the child was sincerely doing it for his own good, so he stopped chopsticks without saying anything.
After dinner, the old emperor picked up a cup of fragrant tea and casually asked Yuzhu, "How did Deku offend you?"
Yuzhu talked about today's affairs without adding fuel or jealousy.
"Old man, Deku offended me, that's the second priority. How dare he torment the servants of the imperial court like this, he is definitely not a loyal protector." Although Yuzhu didn't say it clearly, the meaning was obvious.
If Deku's actions angered the people in the kitchen and secretly wanted revenge, Kangxi would probably be the one who was unlucky.
The emperor, what he fears most is that all his ministers will conspire against me.
Secondly, it is the courtiers who fight against each other and bring disaster to the emperor, which is too hateful!
"Sai Le, go and wait on Deku on the road." Kangxi ordered lightly.
"Hey." Sai Le was also an old man beside Kangxi, and he understood immediately that this was an appointment to add officials, which ended in Deku's life.
Paste Jiaguan is to use paper moistened with water, and paste the mouth and nose layer by layer, causing people to suffocate to death.
This method of death has always been the preferred method of killing people in the palace.
When the family members collected the body, there was neither trauma nor blood, so they could just find an excuse and get away with it.
When leaving Qingxi Bookstore, Yuzhu noticed that the eunuchs and maids along the way all lowered their heads and did not dare to look at him.
Hey, he killed the chicken to show the monkey, that's what he wanted!
Zhao Gao, doesn't he know it's a deer?
However, referring to a deer as a horse, the test is everyone's position.
Knowing that it is a deer, but admitting that it is a horse, this is to take Zhao Gao's side and become a gang with him.
Yuzhu is an old bureaucrat, he just needs everyone to be afraid of him and obey him obediently.
Under Yu Zhu's prestige, how much trouble can be saved that night?
In the following time, Yuzhu spent a full ten days adjusting the rules of passing meals in the dining room.
In the past, after the emperor passed on the food, the eunuchs who tested the food had to test the poison one by one in front of the emperor.
It's just too time-consuming and inefficient.
Yuzhu changed this approach.
Every time the chef stirs up a dish, there are two guards, two eunuchs and the cook who serve the food, and each of them tastes the dish once.
To put it bluntly, these five people formed a life-threatening community.As long as there is something wrong with the dishes, five people must die together!
Yuzhu has always believed in the restrictive power of the system, but not in the so-called loyalty.
It took at least half an hour for the five people to test the poison as soon as the dishes came out of the pan, and then to put them in front of the emperor.
If it was really poisoned, these five people must have had problems first.
After the reform of Yuzhu Xiaozuo, Kangxi finally enjoyed hot meals and dishes with peace of mind, and he couldn't help but whet his appetite.
Of course, Yuzhu did not touch the fundamental interests of vested interest groups.
Deku's death, that is because he offended Yu Zhu, must die.
The benefits that everyone deserves are still in the bag.
To put it bluntly, the emperor acquiesced in the corruption of the people in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, so why should Yuzhu be troublesome?
As soon as Yuzhu made a move, he killed Deku who had served the emperor for more than [-] years. Who would dare to trip him up?
The rules in the palace have always been, as long as you make a move, you must deal with it to the death, and you cannot leave the enemy a breathing space to counterattack.
Yuzhu's thunderous strike won unanimous praise from everyone.
If he had softened his heart and let Deku go gently, everyone would be less afraid of him.
On the way out of the Changchun Garden, Yu Zhu met Wei Zhu's counterpart, the aunt of the imperial tea house, Hadanara.
"May the little Zhongtang be safe." Hadanara bowed respectfully and bowed.
Facing Hadanara who was flirting with eyes, Yuzhu acted as if he didn't see it, and said lightly, "That's all." He continued to walk out.
However, Mrs. Hadana said in a low voice: "Xiaozhongtang, the slaves will be released from the palace in a few days."
Yuzhu still pretended not to hear, and walked away.
The opposite food in the palace, that is, the eunuch and the maids, formed a fake couple for each other's physical or psychological needs.
Hadanara was indeed pretty, but no matter how hungry Yu Zhu was, she would never touch the court lady beside the emperor.
Back in Shuchun Garden, Yuzhu dragged Qian Yinglan who was only wearing a bikini, and had a good time in the pool.
The hydrophilic steps on all sides play an unexpected role.
After Yuzhu returned to Qing Mansion with Qian Yinglan, he saw that there was a lot of traffic in front of the mansion, and there was an endless stream of people coming and going.
Well, Yu Zhu has now become the prime minister of the dining room, how could businessmen who smelled of money not come to pay homage to his pier?
As soon as he entered the second gate, Yuzhu heard a report from Sixi's family that Second Mistress Di came to Cao Chun again to borrow money.
Well, because of forcing the clan to be killed, Kangxi was completely tired of Second Mistress Di.
Today, Kangxi also vaguely mentioned the matter of the second grandma Di's loan usury.
To put it bluntly, this is Kangxi's anger.
The killing of the clan is a big deal, and Kangxi is reluctant to kill his own son, what should we do?
After Sixi's family had left, Yu Zhu called Liu Wu, who was in charge personally, and gave some instructions in a low voice, and Liu Wu took the order to go down.
Second Grandma Di borrowed another 2000 taels of silver and sat in the carriage, feeling very happy.
Suddenly, the carriage stopped, Second Grandma Di raised the curtain, looked outside, she was immediately dumbfounded.
The driver was replaced by a stranger, and took her into an extremely strange house.
"Feng'er, go down and have a look, where is this place?" Second Mistress Di urged Feng'er to get out of the car in a distraught state.
Feng'er is still a little girl, she was already scared to death!
(PS: There are more, please reward the monthly pass.)
(End of this chapter)
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