lied to Kangxi

Chapter 864

Little eunuchs and little maids, after they grow up, must find a way to solve their natural physiological needs.

In the entire imperial palace, the old emperor was the only man. Even if he was exhausted, he would not be able to plow all the ten thousand hectares of beautiful land in his family.

Yuzhu has been in the palace for a long time, so he naturally knows that many long-term unfavored promises, concubines, concubines, and even empresses often hide things like jade pestles under their pillows.

This person, the more he lacks something, the more he misses it.

Some popular eunuchs are especially favored.To put it bluntly, they were secretly helping the noble women in the palace to meet their natural needs.

Historically, with the support of Emperor Tongzhi and Guiziliu, Shandong Governor Ding Baozhen deliberately found fault and beheaded the super eunuch An Dehai.

According to gossip from the palace, An Dehai took care of the Queen Mother, who was in the age of tiger and wolf, very comfortably and coaxed her into ecstasy.

As for Rong Lu and the Empress Dowager in the unofficial rumors, they had an affair secretly, and it was nothing more than deceiving children.

Yuzhu, who has been in the palace for many years, naturally does not believe a word.

The reason is actually very simple.

In the Changchun Garden, like a crab, Yuzhu, who has the ability to walk sideways, even if he really wants to cuckold the old emperor, has absolutely no possibility of success.

What's more, what about Ronglu, Rongzhongtang, the minister's honor?

Since the pre-Ming Dynasty, "pair food" has been banned in the palace.However, it just happens to be repeated repeatedly, and there are always people who are not afraid of death to secretly fight against each other.

If a certain palace empress is involved in it, as long as the protective umbrella is opened, it will be even more difficult to ban it.

After the Qing army entered the customs, whether it was the Shunzhi Dynasty or the Kangxi Dynasty, even if they checked the food and found some empresses, they still had nothing to do because of the dignity of the royal family.

The eunuchs are not fools either, the ladies have done scandalous things in private, and really stabbed the old emperor in front of him, hey, isn't that just asking for death?

Yuzhu is not an idiot, unless he has cerebral palsy, otherwise, there is absolutely no possibility of getting mixed into the bottomless muddy water.

Therefore, relying on the favor of the old emperor, Yuzhu simply told the truth.

In case the old emperor got overheated for a while, he arranged for Yuzhu to check the "counter food", then it would be a good show.

"Could it be possible to just watch them turn my garden into a miasma?" The old emperor was a little bit unconvinced after all.

Yuzhu smiled and suggested, "Ama Khan, I think they are still too idle. If they are sent to learn farming, they will work at sunrise and rest at sunset, and there will not be so many fancy people."

The old emperor's eyes suddenly lit up. If according to what Yuzhu said, it would be a good idea to arrange the eunuchs and court ladies who are engaged in counterfeeding to work on the fields, weeding or other heavy physical labor.

"Well, it's just your clever mind." When the old emperor said this, Yuzhu immediately knelt down knowingly.

On the second day, Yuzhu was not on duty, so after lunch, he took a car to Sixi Silver House.

On the surface, Sixi Silver Building is owned by the Zhen family, but in fact, the inner courtyard behind the building has always been used by Yuzhu alone.

After Yuzhu entered the inner courtyard from the back door, he went up to the second floor, got into the secret inner corridor, and came to the back of a room.

After Yuzhu sat down, the head steward Liu Wu served tea in person.

Yu Zhu waved his hand, Liu Wu quietly retreated to the door, and closed the door tightly.

Picking up the teacup, and just took a sip, Yu Zhu heard Liu's voice from the other wall, "You all look after my little master, I'll come as soon as I go."

Yuzhu couldn't help smiling slightly, the pretty widow Mrs. Liu has multiple identities, she is both the wife of the old Jingnihou and the mother of the current Jingnihou.

Not long after, the door squeaked, and Mrs. Liu floated in from outside with a refreshing fragrance.

"Thief man, you want to kill me." Liu threw herself into her arms and hugged Yu Zhu's neck.

Yuzhu hugged Liu's snake waist lightly, and an old saying flashed in his mind: a wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than stealing, stealing is worse than stealing, stealing is worse than not being able to grab it, you can only stare blankly.

"You are in such a hurry to ask me to meet, aren't you afraid that someone will see you and catch you to soak in a pig cage?" Yuzhu bit Liu's ear, deliberately teasing her.

Mrs. Liu cast a wink, and said with a smile: "If I am caught and soaked in a pig cage, how can I be without an adulterer to accompany me? Besides, I don't want to see who the thief who is riding me is? Huh, they even I have eaten the heart of a bear, and I dare not approach you even half a step."

"Haha." Yu Zhu was flattered, and he liked Liu's cleverness.

A real smart woman must pretend to be extremely noble on the outside, but she is full of coquettishness in private.For example, Xiuyun.

Liu Shi is not an ordinary woman, she is really willing to let go at critical moments.

Back then, it should have been Zhang Qian, the eldest son of the Jingnihou's Mansion, Xijue.However, Mrs. Liu, who was dressed in filial piety, took the initiative to hook the jade pillar onto the couch.

As a result, under Yuzhu's intervention, the cooked duck flew out of Zhang Qian's palm and landed on Liu's son.

However, what surprised Yuzhu was that when Liu crossed the river, he wanted to tear down the bridge and put on a bellyband, so he would not recognize anyone.

Yu Zhu was not polite to her at all, and directly took the opportunity to catch her, not only packed a big meal in front of the window, but also tattooed her sensitive parts.

To be honest, Yu Zhu, who is not short of women to serve her, just wanted to tell Liu that in the face of absolute strength, the status of the so-called old matriarch of the Hou's mansion is not vulnerable at all.

Women in this era are mostly Mu Qiang.

As the old saying goes, one force will drop ten meetings!

When Yu Zhu showed his mighty strength, Liu Shi had no choice but to bow his head and submit obediently.

The adulterous affair really got to the old emperor, and Yuzhu, who was not overwhelmed by lice, could at best be punished severely.

However, the Liu family who lost her virginity will definitely be bitten to pieces by the relatives of the Zhang family, leaving no place for her to die.

The Liu family is finished, her youngest son has lost the protection of his biological mother, and is doomed to die halfway.

Which is more important, only a brain-dead person can't figure it out.

Liu lifted up her skirt obediently, and took the initiative to sit on Yuzhu's lap.

While enjoying the beauty in his arms, Yuzhu sighed secretly, the taste of stealing and robbing is really wonderful!

After getting better and better, there was suddenly the noise of children from the other side of the partition wall
"I'm Ernie, why didn't I see her?"

"Go back to the young master, the old matriarch has told you that there are many treasures here, and she wants to discuss new designs with the shopkeeper, please don't make trouble."

"It's been so long, why hasn't Ernie come back?" The young boy didn't know the world, so he wanted to break the casserole and ask the bottom line.

"Young Lord, my servant will take you to see a good baby, okay?"

"What baby?"

Perhaps because she was too nervous, Mrs. Liu froze in Yuzhu's arms.

Yuzhu thought to himself, fortunately Liu Wu had a coat bag with him, which could be replaced at any time.

Otherwise, how could he go out to meet people with a lot of stains on the hem of the robe?

(End of this chapter)