Taoist is a bit salty

Chapter 5 Where did you come from
"What is a cult?" Xiao Bai was puzzled.

"Think about our second grandfather in the room next door! That old guy who preaches that the Taoist court is corrupt all day long, and that if the human race wants to survive, it must change. He blows at home every day, pulling the eldest brother to blow, pulling the fourth brother to blow, Even you are not spared, I often see him giving lectures to a group of servants and guards. Who will believe that he is not a cult?

If you think about my fourth brother again, just think about the way he preached to a group of mortals just now, isn't it very similar to the proud and confident look of the second grandfather in the next room every time he opened the altar to teach the Dharma? "

Ahhh, Xiaobai burst into laughter after being teased.

"What's the matter of opening an altar to teach the Dharma? It's actually telling stories. Miss, we all think that the second old man who is the fourth wife's story is quite reasonable." Xiaobai said, "Many people in the family like to listen to him. And the second old man doesn't He will look down on us servants, and he is very kind."

Xiao Qinghu didn't like that dead old man.

Because she knows the old man's true face!

Back then, when Qinghu was only four or five years old, every time she went out to play, the old guy would secretly grab the skirt of her shirt and ask threateningly, "Where did you come from? You shouldn't be here."

Xiao Qinghu rolled her eyes at him every time she heard it.Why shouldn't she be there?Where did she come from, why should she tell a dead old man?

Later, when he was threatening her, he was discovered by the eldest brother, who immediately grabbed him by the collar. Since then, the dead old man dared not continue to threaten her, and asked where she came from .

"Besides, miss, why do you say that the second old man is a cult? He just likes to play, make trouble, and tell stories." Xiao Bai defended the old man with a smile.

Qing Hu cursed in her heart: If others don't know, pretend she doesn't know?That old guy had regular contacts in private with members of the Daheitian Sect who were wanted and exterminated by the Human Race Dao Court.He also hosted those people at home.If you say that he is not a cult member of the Great Black Heaven Sect, no ghost will believe it.

Don't think that using a formation to block the sound can stop her ears.Not only her, but even Qingjiao, the little girl in their fourth room, knew about it.

Didn't see that Qingjiao didn't go to her second grandfather's side when she was a child?

Qing Hu didn't report him, but she did so not to drag her parents and brothers down.

After all, the family members of the cult will also be exiled to Wuding City!
Alas, who is not good for his fourth brother to learn from, but he wants to learn from that dead old man! ! ~
"Qingquan, come here and teach everyone the blood-killing breathing method first. Those who can read and understand must follow along carefully. Ask questions you don't understand.

any questions? "

"No." This time everyone learned their lesson and shouted loudly.

Qing Zhen was very satisfied.

"Come on, everyone, study hard." The teaching class officially began.

Qingquan stepped forward calmly, and seriously taught the mortals how to start breathing practice.

Needless to say, the process is quite skilled.

After everyone's attention was focused on Qingquan, Qing Zhen quietly walked to her sister, "How was your fourth brother, my performance just now?"

"I didn't expect, fourth brother, you can still train ordinary people?" Xiao Qinghu was surprised.

"What is this? My father and the second grandfather in the next room have taught me specially before I came. I personally prefer the method that the second grandfather taught. I use the method he told me. Look, it is more effective That's right. Second Grandpa is indeed a man with a story!" Qing Zhen looked like she really wanted to praise Second Grandpa.

Qinghu: "..."

From now on, she'd better keep an eye on Fourth Brother Dian, and let him stop messing around with that dead old man.

Qingquan's lectures are simple, clear and straightforward.He also demonstrated how to start the breathing method three times.

If you want to learn the breathing method, you must first become quiet.This is very difficult and prevents most mortals from becoming monks.

Everyone learned the breathing method together, and soon the children, the elderly and women all retreated early.The children couldn't sit still at all, and the elderly and women naturally withdrew in order to look after the children.

The remaining mortal young adults who couldn't sit still quickly backed away.

Don't think that all big men can sit still and practice well. Many people are illiterate, so it is too difficult for them to memorize the full text of the breathing method like a bible.Although the temptation to become a monk is quite strong, but no talent is no talent, they simply gave up on their own.

There were more than 300 people, and in the end there were only [-] or [-] people who could sit and live and had a good attitude. Among them was Deng Xiaolai.

Many mortals, young and strong, did not leave, but gathered around and watched quietly.

Although they can't do it themselves, they still envy those who can practice!

"That Deng Xiaolai seems to have the talent for cultivation?" Xiao Bai looked at the boy curiously and asked.

"That boy Qingquan made it very clear. If we replace the third grandfather in our clan, it would be great if there are only two or three left to sit down and practice." Qinghu complained, the third grandfather in the clan is particularly Like to talk about terminology, they all had scalp numbness when they were young, and their calves would spin when they heard it and went to class.

The brothers and sisters were all hurt by it, and Qing Zhen shook her head and said, "So I told Qing Quan, let him prepare the lesson plan, first explain me clearly, and others will definitely understand."

noob:"……"

Qing Hu nodded, "Fourth brother tried his best, and he really has the spirit of sacrifice."

The grandfather is actually Qinghu's great-grandfather, and the third grandfather still has some cultivation talents, otherwise he would not have lived so long, and was specially arranged by the clan to teach the children to practice enlightenment.

The problem is that he can practice, but it doesn't mean he will teach others to practice! !
"I'll keep watch tonight, can I have some leftover fried bugs for supper?" Qing Zhen said suddenly.

Qing Hu: "...Eating too much at night will make you fat."

"It's okay, I don't care if I become fat. Anyway, I don't want to plan to get married and have children, women will affect the speed of my sword drawing!" Qing Zhen said, patting her chest.

Qing Hu: The fourth brother is really poisoned too deeply, the widowed old man and the second grandpa really didn't teach the fourth brother anything good.

"Fourth brother, don't hang out with the second grandpa in the future. He has never had a woman in his life, but he is not fast in drawing his sword. He has been beaten and returned home. If you learn from him, it will be ruined?"

Cough cough, Qing Zhen almost burst out laughing when she heard Qing Hu's errand. “小丫头你不懂就别瞎说。二爷爷才不是一辈子没有女人，他是一开始就没打算娶妻生子。他也不是被人从外面揍回家的……唉，总之你不要问了。 "

Qingquan over there has already reached the final stage, "The breathing method you have learned is the foundation of the human race, and the Taoist court strictly prohibits it from spreading. Therefore, the breathing method taught by the Shen family has not been approved by the Shen family, so it cannot be passed on."

(End of this chapter)