Taoist is a bit salty
Chapter 8 Mortals can't call themselves gods
Chapter 8 Mortals can't call themselves gods
"I don't believe it." Qing Hu said without a word, "I won't marry anymore. When my elder brother comes, I will tell him that you taught me this way."
"A needle on the tail of a hornet is the most poisonous to a woman's heart. Sister, I am your own brother, how can you sue me for being black like this?" Qing Zhen immediately became anxious, and hurriedly begged for mercy, "I beg you, it's all said by the fourth brother." Wrong word. I won't talk nonsense anymore, I apologize, I apologize.
If I say you are a shrew again, how about punishing me for never finding a wife! ? "
"No, you are really happy if you can't find a daughter-in-law? Then how can you do it? If you dare to ask me to marry every day and call me a shrew, you will be fined to marry three daughter-in-laws a year and give birth to ten children in five years." Baby." Qing Hu found a new punishment method for her fourth brother.
"Too vicious, isn't it?" Qing Zhen was dumbfounded.
"Who is vicious? Who is vicious?" Qing Hu angrily slashed his face with the knife.
Qing Zhen hurriedly said flatteringly, "I am vicious, I am vicious."
"Hmph." Qinghu snorted heavily at him.
"Then I promise you, you won't sue me in front of elder brother?" Qing Zhen asked cautiously.
"Yeah, I'll forgive you just once." Qing Hu proudly raised her small face.
Qing Zhen cried as she thought of marrying three daughters-in-law a year, and having ten children in five years!If one day he is really miserable like this, how can he live?But if he doesn't agree, the eldest brother will definitely beat him to death.
Which one is more acceptable to him, vicious punishment or being beaten by his elder brother?
It's better to punish him viciously, anyway, he has decided to keep his mouth shut from now on, and never call the little sister a shrew again.
"Okay, let's make a deal. Then I won't call you a shrew again."
"And you can't force me to marry."
"Yeah, that's mother's business, I don't care about it anymore." Qing Zhen was dejected.
"Hmph, then let's turn the page. Puppies always break their promises. They must do what they said." Qing Hu reminded him in particular.
"Okay, okay." Qing Zhen raised her hand for forgiveness.
"Then let's finish breakfast later, you take people to clean up the wasteland, and Uncle Zhao will continue to take people to repair the house?" Qinghu asked.
"Then what about you, what are you doing?" Qing Zhen asked inexplicably.
"I'm going to take Xiaobai to pick up some wild fruits to eat." Qinghu said very confidently.
"Wild fruit? Where are wild fruits?" Qing Zhen asked in surprise.
"It's on the hill next to the abandoned field. I can see that there are a lot of red, red and green, but it's a little small." Qinghu said.
When Qing Zhen heard this, she suddenly felt hungry again.
"Let's go together, I'll let Qingquan take people to prepare the ground."
"Okay, let's go together after breakfast." Qing Hu immediately agreed.
"Then what's for breakfast? I don't have any love for pancakes or porridge recently. It's been almost a month since I ate the same." Qing Zhen said sadly.
"Then let's go pick something delicious and see if we can eat it for breakfast." When the fourth brother said, Qing Hu was not happy to eat plain porridge, served with pancakes and side dishes.
Although porridge and pancakes are boiled and steamed from Lingmi.
But eating the same thing every day, no one can stand it.
"Pick it up? Where can I pick it up?" Qing Zhen looked left and right, but found no place to pick up food.
"follow me."
Qinghu took fourth brother and Deng Xiaolai, and Xiaobai walked towards the lake together.
When they got to the lake, Qinghu faced the big lake and said loudly, "Fish, bring some delicious food to my sister."
Qing Zhen laughed immediately after hearing this.
"Hahaha, so you plan to pick it up like this? It would be strange if there is something for you to pick up. Can the fish in the lake listen to you?"
Boom, a big grass carp weighing about [-] jins dropped its tail and landed directly in front of Qing Zhen's feet. The splash from the big tail even sprinkled Qing Zhen all over his face.
Qing Zhen immediately opened her mouth wide.
Deng Xiaolai and Xiaobai were also shocked and speechless.
Immediately afterwards, a large number of grass carp flew into the sky one by one, jumped directly from the lake into the sky, and landed obediently in front of Qing Zhen.
Crackling...
Water droplets flew all over the sky, continuously falling on Qing Zhen's face, shoulders and body.
Qing Zhen: "..."
He looked at his younger sister Qinghu, then at the grass carp weighing seven to eight to ten kilograms that were bouncing on the ground with their tails flicking and struggling, and asked with a stiff smile, "What on earth is this?" What's going on?"
In this short period of time, there were more than two hundred big grass carp jumping ashore.At least four thousand catties of fish.
Shocked: There are such a large group of grass carp in this lake, and if he is not mistaken, all of these grass carp are genuine ninth-level beasts!
These big grass carp are not those ordinary farmed grass carp with the blood of fierce beasts, who have been raised by humans for an unknown number of generations, and have almost been domesticated and lost their vicious nature.It's a big grass carp!Each one has fierce teeth and sharp teeth, full of energy and blood, destined to be full of spiritual energy in the flesh and blood.
"Little Hu'er, what's going on here? Why did they fly ashore as soon as you called them?"
"I must know that I want to eat fish porridge today." Qing Hu nodded in satisfaction.
"You want to eat fish porridge, what does it have to do with them jumping ashore by themselves?" Qing Zhen asked with a headache.
"It must be related, I want to eat, and they come." Qinghu said very firmly.
"I still eat big white shrimp? Why don't you jump up and order some?"
"You can't." Qing Hu raised her small hand and shook it in front of him a few times in a particularly irritating manner.
"Are you looking for a fight?" Qing Zhen said angrily.
"Do you dare to hit me and try? I'll ask my mother to clean you up later." Qing Hu said that she was not afraid of my little brother, and she also had a big backer.
Qing Zhen has a headache.
"Then tell me, how did these fish come up?" Qing Zhen asked puzzled.
"I came up by myself."
"Bullshit, I know they came up by themselves. I just want to know why they came up by themselves?"
"Because I want to eat."
"You want to eat...you want to eat, they come up? Do you think you are a god? Or a Taoist master?" Qing Zhen retorted angrily.
"Fourth brother, you are so smart, you even know that I am a god." Qinghu smiled brightly.
Qing Zhen: "..."
"Miss, gods are not to be played around with, and mortals can't call themselves gods. We don't believe in them, but at least we have to respect them. Although most of the gods in the human race area are accepted and restrained by the Taoist court, there are still many wild gods every year. Make trouble." After Qingquan finished class, he hurried over, just in time to hear his young lady making jokes with his young master, all of which were directed at the gods.
Words such as I am a god are likely to arouse the wrath of the nearby gods.
The gods will not allow mortals to rank with them.Mortals cannot call themselves gods, otherwise, they will face their wrath.
(End of this chapter)
"I don't believe it." Qing Hu said without a word, "I won't marry anymore. When my elder brother comes, I will tell him that you taught me this way."
"A needle on the tail of a hornet is the most poisonous to a woman's heart. Sister, I am your own brother, how can you sue me for being black like this?" Qing Zhen immediately became anxious, and hurriedly begged for mercy, "I beg you, it's all said by the fourth brother." Wrong word. I won't talk nonsense anymore, I apologize, I apologize.
If I say you are a shrew again, how about punishing me for never finding a wife! ? "
"No, you are really happy if you can't find a daughter-in-law? Then how can you do it? If you dare to ask me to marry every day and call me a shrew, you will be fined to marry three daughter-in-laws a year and give birth to ten children in five years." Baby." Qing Hu found a new punishment method for her fourth brother.
"Too vicious, isn't it?" Qing Zhen was dumbfounded.
"Who is vicious? Who is vicious?" Qing Hu angrily slashed his face with the knife.
Qing Zhen hurriedly said flatteringly, "I am vicious, I am vicious."
"Hmph." Qinghu snorted heavily at him.
"Then I promise you, you won't sue me in front of elder brother?" Qing Zhen asked cautiously.
"Yeah, I'll forgive you just once." Qing Hu proudly raised her small face.
Qing Zhen cried as she thought of marrying three daughters-in-law a year, and having ten children in five years!If one day he is really miserable like this, how can he live?But if he doesn't agree, the eldest brother will definitely beat him to death.
Which one is more acceptable to him, vicious punishment or being beaten by his elder brother?
It's better to punish him viciously, anyway, he has decided to keep his mouth shut from now on, and never call the little sister a shrew again.
"Okay, let's make a deal. Then I won't call you a shrew again."
"And you can't force me to marry."
"Yeah, that's mother's business, I don't care about it anymore." Qing Zhen was dejected.
"Hmph, then let's turn the page. Puppies always break their promises. They must do what they said." Qing Hu reminded him in particular.
"Okay, okay." Qing Zhen raised her hand for forgiveness.
"Then let's finish breakfast later, you take people to clean up the wasteland, and Uncle Zhao will continue to take people to repair the house?" Qinghu asked.
"Then what about you, what are you doing?" Qing Zhen asked inexplicably.
"I'm going to take Xiaobai to pick up some wild fruits to eat." Qinghu said very confidently.
"Wild fruit? Where are wild fruits?" Qing Zhen asked in surprise.
"It's on the hill next to the abandoned field. I can see that there are a lot of red, red and green, but it's a little small." Qinghu said.
When Qing Zhen heard this, she suddenly felt hungry again.
"Let's go together, I'll let Qingquan take people to prepare the ground."
"Okay, let's go together after breakfast." Qing Hu immediately agreed.
"Then what's for breakfast? I don't have any love for pancakes or porridge recently. It's been almost a month since I ate the same." Qing Zhen said sadly.
"Then let's go pick something delicious and see if we can eat it for breakfast." When the fourth brother said, Qing Hu was not happy to eat plain porridge, served with pancakes and side dishes.
Although porridge and pancakes are boiled and steamed from Lingmi.
But eating the same thing every day, no one can stand it.
"Pick it up? Where can I pick it up?" Qing Zhen looked left and right, but found no place to pick up food.
"follow me."
Qinghu took fourth brother and Deng Xiaolai, and Xiaobai walked towards the lake together.
When they got to the lake, Qinghu faced the big lake and said loudly, "Fish, bring some delicious food to my sister."
Qing Zhen laughed immediately after hearing this.
"Hahaha, so you plan to pick it up like this? It would be strange if there is something for you to pick up. Can the fish in the lake listen to you?"
Boom, a big grass carp weighing about [-] jins dropped its tail and landed directly in front of Qing Zhen's feet. The splash from the big tail even sprinkled Qing Zhen all over his face.
Qing Zhen immediately opened her mouth wide.
Deng Xiaolai and Xiaobai were also shocked and speechless.
Immediately afterwards, a large number of grass carp flew into the sky one by one, jumped directly from the lake into the sky, and landed obediently in front of Qing Zhen.
Crackling...
Water droplets flew all over the sky, continuously falling on Qing Zhen's face, shoulders and body.
Qing Zhen: "..."
He looked at his younger sister Qinghu, then at the grass carp weighing seven to eight to ten kilograms that were bouncing on the ground with their tails flicking and struggling, and asked with a stiff smile, "What on earth is this?" What's going on?"
In this short period of time, there were more than two hundred big grass carp jumping ashore.At least four thousand catties of fish.
Shocked: There are such a large group of grass carp in this lake, and if he is not mistaken, all of these grass carp are genuine ninth-level beasts!
These big grass carp are not those ordinary farmed grass carp with the blood of fierce beasts, who have been raised by humans for an unknown number of generations, and have almost been domesticated and lost their vicious nature.It's a big grass carp!Each one has fierce teeth and sharp teeth, full of energy and blood, destined to be full of spiritual energy in the flesh and blood.
"Little Hu'er, what's going on here? Why did they fly ashore as soon as you called them?"
"I must know that I want to eat fish porridge today." Qing Hu nodded in satisfaction.
"You want to eat fish porridge, what does it have to do with them jumping ashore by themselves?" Qing Zhen asked with a headache.
"It must be related, I want to eat, and they come." Qinghu said very firmly.
"I still eat big white shrimp? Why don't you jump up and order some?"
"You can't." Qing Hu raised her small hand and shook it in front of him a few times in a particularly irritating manner.
"Are you looking for a fight?" Qing Zhen said angrily.
"Do you dare to hit me and try? I'll ask my mother to clean you up later." Qing Hu said that she was not afraid of my little brother, and she also had a big backer.
Qing Zhen has a headache.
"Then tell me, how did these fish come up?" Qing Zhen asked puzzled.
"I came up by myself."
"Bullshit, I know they came up by themselves. I just want to know why they came up by themselves?"
"Because I want to eat."
"You want to eat...you want to eat, they come up? Do you think you are a god? Or a Taoist master?" Qing Zhen retorted angrily.
"Fourth brother, you are so smart, you even know that I am a god." Qinghu smiled brightly.
Qing Zhen: "..."
"Miss, gods are not to be played around with, and mortals can't call themselves gods. We don't believe in them, but at least we have to respect them. Although most of the gods in the human race area are accepted and restrained by the Taoist court, there are still many wild gods every year. Make trouble." After Qingquan finished class, he hurried over, just in time to hear his young lady making jokes with his young master, all of which were directed at the gods.
Words such as I am a god are likely to arouse the wrath of the nearby gods.
The gods will not allow mortals to rank with them.Mortals cannot call themselves gods, otherwise, they will face their wrath.
(End of this chapter)
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