This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 1 has been remade

When the long sword engraved with holy runes pierced the heart infected by the abyss, it was over.

The sun pierced the sky, and the long-standing black mist over the Ten Thousand Worlds dissipated completely. Countless evil spirits entwined with the aura of the undead collapsed.At this moment, the world was silent.

Soldiers put down their swords, priests bowed their heads in prayer, and the children of the forest put barnacles on their chests and praised all living beings.Because they know that the dark cloud that once hung over countless worlds, known as the demon king of natural disasters, the death giver of the dusk of the gods, and the queen of ghosts-Torya, was completely killed by the brave.The disaster is over.

Soon, cheers spread throughout all the worlds, and people began to revel in celebration of this great and glorious day.The wine glasses were held high, weapons were broken, and people sang loudly. People stepped out of the shadows and embraced the sunshine.

Normally speaking, the brave man at this time should take off his helmet, and his handsome cheeks should be covered with a faint golden glow under the setting sun.He stared at the place where the Demon King disappeared, and smiled faintly.And his companions slowly walked behind him, watching the glorious and prosperous world created by them together.

However, Zhou Li did not do this.

Feeling the warm breath beside him, Zhou Li took off the heavenly helmet forged from mithril and divine grace metal, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath.Afterwards, under the fanatical gaze of a group of fighters and supernatural beings around him, he fell to his knees powerlessly.

Then, he broke down and roared loudly.

"Finally, fuck it, it's over."

"You horse's brain-dead demon king, Gan you horse's brave man, I'm free!"

Then, under the astonished and affectionate gaze of the crowd, the brave man shed tears, tears with a very inconsistent style of painting.

"Ugh?"

The half-human, half-divine goddess Elma stood aside, then she walked cautiously to Zhou Li's side, leaned down and patted his shoulder, and said softly:

"Yeah, everything is over. Zhou Li, if you succeed, you will be the brave man who saves the world."

"Success..." Zhou Li, who was kneeling on the ground looking at the ground, chewed these two words repeatedly. He raised his head and said with suppressed emotions, "How many years have I been in this world?"

"25 years." As the summoner of the brave, Elma naturally couldn't forget such an important number: "I summoned you when you were 25 years old, and spent 25 years together in this world, of course I remember. "

Zhou Zhouli stood up unsteadily, covered his face with his right hand, raised his head, and said in a trance, "50 years...it's been 50 years."

Elma smiled, stood up, and sighed: "Yes, it has been a fulfilling and glorious 50 years."

This sentence hit Zhou Li's ears like a lightning strike. He mechanically turned his head, stared at the goddess in front of him in astonishment, and asked word by word: "You, he, mom, what, what? , can, say, say, this, sentence, words?"

"Uh…"

The goddess was stunned for a moment, before she could say anything, Zhou Li trembled his hands, and the resentment all over his body was almost as thick as condensation.

"For 25 years, I have been this brave man for 25 years. Do you know that if you were replaced by the brave man next door, in 25 years, twelve princesses would be killed! Twelve!"

"What about me? What about me!"

Zhou Li stretched out his hand, and there was a number 50 quietly lying on his wrist engraved with inscriptions. He pointed to the number on his right wrist, with an almost distorted expression on his face:

"I've been a virgin for 50 years! 50 years!"

"This..." The goddess was at a loss for words for a moment. The main reason for Zhou Li's singleness was that the brave man was too busy with work. In the past twenty years, he either tracked the devil or worked hard to level up. He really didn't have time to fall in love.Thinking of this, Elma said with some resentment:

"Then you can pursue me, no matter what I say, I am still a goddess."

"Yes, yes, I almost forgot about you."

Regardless of the astonishment of the surrounding crowd, Zhou Li pointed at Elma and smiled instead of anger: "Do you know that in our world, *idiots are breaking the law, do you know that!"

"You are also a talent. Other half-human half-god hybrids have half of the left and right sides of the body, but you are good. You have half of the upper body and half of the lower body!"

"All your god-given talents are in the lower body. Except for running away, you run away. The dog shakes his head when he sees it!"

Elma was suddenly embarrassed, she twitched the corners of her mouth, and lowered her voice: "That can't be helped, I'm born like this, and I don't want to."

"Okay, I think you are born with a back." Zhou Li folded his arms, his voice numb: "In the beginning, you need to collect divine cards to open the passage to obtain divine grace, so we two traveled through time when we were poor and useless, remember."

"Yeah." Speaking of this, Elma had a look of nostalgia on her face, "We only have twenty copper coins on us, if it weren't for the kind heart of Xinshou village elders, we would have fallen to the streets. It was also at that time that I bought the village good sword with the handle that killed the evil calamity."

"Yes, it's that sword." Having said that, Zhou Li's smile became more and more kind: "How much silver is that sword?"

"Ten silver."

Without thinking, Elma answered.

"Think again."

The long sword engraved with sacred runes reflected the scorching sun, and a cold light refracted on Elma's face.She suddenly looked a little dignified, then stretched out her hand and made a nine.

"You are good, think again."

six.

"Then the fucking ten silvers are earned by helping Mrs. Li mop the floor, wash the dishes and take care of the children! You can draw four out of ten? The Jews will kneel down to you if they see it!"

"Didn't I need the spar to restore my strength... The goddess turned her head and pouting softly to defend herself. But she quickly stopped talking, because the inscription on Zhou Li's hand had begun to glow.

"By the way, I haven't said that yet."

After kicking the dead queen of natural disasters Torea, Zhou Li's face became abstract like a famous Picasso painting, as if the appearance of this name was a kind of torture to him.

"Did you dig out this precious thing from that hospital?"

"Tell me, where did she learn tunnel warfare? Where did she learn guerrilla warfare?!"

Zhou Li sat paralyzed on the icy ground, with a sense of grief lingering beside him, "At the beginning, we were fine. It was all tacit. She should let the mobs give her experience. Experience, fight the battle that should be fought. But who can tell me, why, how can she do it?"

"Who taught her the cunning rabbit Jiujiu 81 cave? Do you know that I spent five years digging in the wild to find pits, eating wild vegetables and diving in swamps, just to find her hiding place! In the end you actually Tell me, she set her final hiding place on the beam of the King's Hall!!!"

"If I hadn't been urged to beat the king later, I would never have found her in my life!"

The goddess was silent. For her, that period of history was at most a relatively special period in her long life, and at most it was treated as a rice bug for a longer period of time.But for the young man in front of him, he spent 25 years, almost a quarter of his life, doing a great thing full of slots.For a while, she didn't know how to comfort him better.

"Today I am finally free!"

Zhou Li directly performed a "smiling momentarily suppressed to the extreme", and then he took off his platinum and gold intersecting divine favor armor, and threw it on the ground fiercely.Pointing to the sky, he shouted:
"Put me back on earth, whoever should be the dog's brave man, I quit!"

However, when all eyes and discussions were focused on Zhou Li, no one expected that the corpse that had lost its life and soul suddenly moved inexplicably.Afterwards, a burst of chaotic light bloomed from Torreya's body, turning into a cloud of mist and rushing towards the defenseless Zhou Li who was cursing at the sky.

Torreia's death was a complete death under the watchful eyes of the thirteen gods. It was a disappearance in dimension, and she had been completely wiped out in truth. Therefore, Zhou Li, who had lost his armor of divine grace and completely relaxed, did not realize that the person behind him Road fog.The gray mist pierced towards Zhouli like a ghost, and Toreya's voice still remained in it.

boom! ! !
There was an unprecedented roar, and the terrifying water of the abyss poured like a waterfall, engulfing the people in the center of the explosion.

Alma.

In Zhou Li's constricted pupils, a blue figure engulfed by the water of the abyss was reflected.The moment he heard the roar, countless inscriptions and incantations were blessed by him on everyone, but it was too late for Elma who blocked the gray fog.

This time, she ran really fast.

"You are crazy!"

Zhou Li's figure disappeared immediately, and then immediately appeared beside Elma.He shook his hand casually, a layer of halo appeared on the palm of his hand, and then covered Erma's body like thunder.At first, the breath of the abyss dissipated slightly, but it still remained.

"Whoo~"

Zhou Li breathed a sigh of relief, although the breath of the abyss was still raging in Elma's body, he saved half of her life.As long as the gods take action, the abyssal breath on Elma's body is still easy to eradicate.

He raised his head, and just about to say something, Zhou Li suddenly thought of something, and a layer of frost formed in his eyes that couldn't dissipate.When he looked at the heaven again, a pair of indifferent eyes with regret came into his eyes.Suddenly, Zhou Li understood everything.

"I am a child of sinful God..."

He thought of Erma's inadvertent words when the sleepless two talked under the moon sky on the eve of preparing for the decisive battle with Torea.

"No wonder you bound me with the seven virtues, that's why..."

Having figured out the key point, Zhou Li's mouth curled up into a smile, which stunned Elma in his arms. She opened her mouth and said weakly:
"I'm going to die, you can't be so happy."

Zhou Li was speechless for a while, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then, under Elma's terrified expression, he slapped her on the forehead, and in the next second, a line of azure words emerged from her smooth forehead.At this moment, Zhou Li seemed to hear the suspicious voices of the gods behind him.However, at this time, he had no way out.

"This is left behind by your father." Zhou Li sighed, then stretched out his hand, and slowly touched the line of characters: "Our lives depend on whether your father can leave something useful."

The moment he touched the blue halo, Zhou Li saw the string of characters clearly.

"/remake"

"My grass!"

(End of this chapter)