This brave man is a scumbag
Chapter 372 Chapter Foreplay
Chapter 372
Zhou Li, a person who has broken away from high-level tastes.
It can be said that although the brave men of all ages may be informal in some aspects, they are more or less elegant.For example, the first generation of brave men liked sculpture, and once created the statue of the "Mourning Man" that amazed the gods, which shocked the world.
Another example is Your Excellency Chonghuang. Although he doesn't have so many skills, he likes dramas, and the scripts he wrote are also very good.Even if you say that his "Jomio and Surrey" may be somewhat similar to a famous drama in a certain world, but no matter what, the localization is done well, which is very good.
So here comes the question, what about Zhou Li?
Answer, he is very good at digging tunnels and deciphering tunnels.
What should I do then?In the previous life, Zhou Li had a lot of fun with the devil in the early stage. In the middle stage, he was beaten to the ground by the devil and cried bitterly. In the later stage, he finally won consecutive victories. As a result, the devil did not know where he learned the first-hand guerrilla warfare and tunnel warfare. Concentrate on digging like a civil engineer at night.Moreover, the place where Zhou Li was digging the soil was an environment where some dogs would cry when they saw it. Let alone sculpture dramas, he had two entertainments all day long.
Watch the beast baring its teeth, pull out the beast's front teeth.
Therefore, under such circumstances, it is extremely difficult for Zhou Li to cultivate an elegant hobby.Of course, if you want to say that as a doctor of literature and history, Zhou Li's literary quality is quite high, otherwise he would not have caused the Magnum aristocratic circle to suffer from acute eye disease.So no matter how bad it is, Zhou Li's culture is still there, but the years of fighting make him not so elegant, that's all.
"I just want to ask, who among you can understand drama."
On the dining table, Zhou Li crossed his hands and put his chin under his chin, and the unexplained flat glasses reflected a dazzling light.He lowered his head halfway, and asked calmly: "The Hanging Garden of Kanoastricha, which of you is interested in this play?"
As a brave man, what Zhou Li needed most was entertainment from various forces.And as Zhou Li, he must have burned these entertainments.However, just this morning, he received an invitation letter, which invited Zhou to leave to watch the Tariq drama "The Hanging Garden of Kano Astriga".And the inscription was Herining.
Zhou Li can refuse other people's, but it is very difficult for Zhou Li to refuse this respected and courageous King Tariq.Apart from Zhou Li's need to establish a relationship with him and reach more beneficial deals, there is another more important reason.
In the previous life, Zhou Li came to Tariq according to the arrangements of the gods after crossing. After fighting monsters and upgrading to the gold level like normal other world novels, Zhou Li joined Tariq's army at twelve quarters. Start practicing.Relying on his talent (hack) and hard work (given by the gods), Zhou Li quickly became the deputy commander of the Rainstorm Legion, that is, as the deputy to Princess Tiya, and he also started contact with the Herinen family. stand up.
Because the country of Tariq is very similar to Zhou Li's hometown on Earth, Zhou Li has a natural liking for this country, and the Herining family's personality is also very good. Zhou Li quickly established a good relationship with them. Relationship.
Later, Helining discovered that Zhou Li was like a wanderer far away, full of loneliness and sadness.Soon, this kind old man treated the lonely young man in front of him as his own child, which made Zhou Li feel a rare warmth.This is why Zhou Li has always respected this old man.
However, for things like drama, Zhou Li can only guarantee his own sleep quality.In order not to allow others to watch his sleep while watching the drama, Zhou Li could only brainstorm ideas, hoping that someone who understands the drama could go with him, and give him some advice by the way.
"Forget it, my head hurts hearing this name."
Ah Zi was the first to raise her hand, and said confidently: "I'm just a kid in my 20s, and I don't even understand the Tariq dialect yet. You asked me to listen to plays in the Tariq dialect, why not?" Let me relearn Magnum etiquette."
"I haven't seen it."
Ling Hai on the side held the bread and shrugged, "The cheapest drama in Magnum costs a gold coin, I can't bear it."
"Don't count on me, I can't."
Hearing Ai Wei's answer, Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and asked him in disbelief: "You are a son of a nobleman, and you haven't even watched a drama?"
"The drama is not for normal human beings at all."
While cutting the steak in front of him, Ivy complained: "I like painting, and at worst I am a sculpture. To me, a drama is a group of people with heavy makeup standing on the stage and reading aloud in a strange tone. You have to insist The only thing that can be related to a drama is [Vitality Magic Wars Hell Calamity] which I watched when I was six years old, and it was a children's drama."
"By the way, don't count on my sister either."
Ivy forked the steak, and then said to Zhou Li earnestly: "In the [Vitality Magic War Hell Disaster, my sister is the protagonist."
"Vital energy magician?"
"It's hell
After being severely pinched by Ain's thigh, Ivy chose to deal with the steak in silence.
"Where's Lin Ling?"
Hearing Zhou Li's questioning words, Lin Ling's hand tearing the bread paused.After a while, she raised her head and said to Zhou Li apologetically, "Well, I'll go together tomorrow."
"Evan made an appointment with me and my mentor, we sat together, I'm so sorry."
Zhou Li turned his head, looked at the blue silly roe deer beside him who was fighting wits with the T-bone steak, and fell silent for a while.
"Ugh?"
Elma seemed to be aware of Zhou Li's gaze. She raised her head, her bright eyes were a little puzzled, and she asked puzzledly, "What's the matter? Do you want to apply some honey?"
"want."
Zhou Li silently handed his bread to Elma, anyway, she was definitely going to take it with her, at worst, she would be ashamed of herself, and she would have a psychological comfort.
At this time, Zhou Li has fallen into a state of rushing to the doctor for an emergency.He even turned his attention to the ignorant Kaya, trying to consider letting Kaya fall asleep before him to cover himself.But in the end, he disappeared under the unanimous opposition of the only remaining conscience and everyone.
Yes, he actually suggested that.
"What should I do?"
It is rare that Zhou Li, who has always been resourceful, insidious and cunning, is caught in a dilemma because of a drama.It is undoubtedly extremely rare for others, emotional, and very interesting.After all, so far, Zhou Li really hasn't suffered much, and his fights have always been with the wind.
"Actually... I have some understanding of dialogue dramas."
Suddenly, a sound like the sounds of nature sounded.Zhou Li raised his head excitedly and looked at the owner of the voice.
Don Quixote.
"Don't look at me like that, my lord."
Don Quixote strongly protested against Zhou Li's instant despair in his eyes, "Don't look at me like this, I have a lot of research in dialogue dramas."
"I believe you, but the play The Hanging Garden of Canoa Stryga is definitely not a military theme. I doubt that there will be any action scenes, and there will be ones that cannot be played."
Zhou Li analyzed it calmly, apparently thinking that the study of Don Quixote's dialogue plays is limited to the "Tataka" kind.
However, he was wrong.
"The Hanging Gardens of Canoa Stryga is Tariq's national treasure drama. The main style of the drama is long poetry, and the theme tends to be fantasy stories. The leading role of this drama has always been the first drama actor [Juowice] will play the leading role, and there will be [Mino Symphony Orchestra] doing the music for the play."
Under the gaze of everyone except Torea, who was calmly eating meat, who "shocked the whole family for a whole year", Don Quixote calmly and accurately explained the general outline of the play.The various literary vocabulary and names used in it are unheard of by this group of people. According to Don Quixote's serious character, this is by no means a temporary arrangement by her.
Woj, she really will!
Looking at the shocking eyes of everyone, a little pride appeared on Don Quixote's face, which was extremely rare.
"Magnum's first play was rehearsed by our Hodt family."
Don Quixote wiped his honey-stained fingers, and said calmly: "The Hede family believes that literature can also make the spirit strong, so the family has always attached importance to the cultivation of children's culture. And our Hede family used to be best at drama. , so I have been learning the drama styles of various regions since I was a child. As Tariq, who has the most complete drama system in the world and is also a big drama country, I certainly know a lot.”
At this moment, Zhou Li was so shocked that he couldn't say a word.Ever since he knew Don Quixote, that is, in his last life, he had never seen any drama elements in this woman who was stronger than him.But what Don Quixote showed at this time was an elegant atmosphere that he, a true savage, had never seen before.
It's so elegant, Zhou Li is now ashamed of the T-shirt and beach pants he wears, wishing he could just put on that black windbreaker to match Don Quixote.
"Are you busy tomorrow?"
At this time, Zhou Li looked at Don Quixote with very hot eyes, which almost frightened Don Quixote.After all, every time Zhou Li looked at something with this kind of eyes, it was either the nobles of Magnum or the Yingnan government. Anyway, none of them ended well.After reacting, don Quixote replied with some hesitation:
"It's training in the morning."
"The drama is at night, it doesn't matter, don't delay."
Zhou Li waved his hand, and said cheerfully: "Tomorrow night, you can change into a dress, a dress with armor is also fine. You and the two of you go and help me a little, don't have a psychological burden."
"As your legion commander, I will definitely help with this."
Don Quixote looked at Zhou Li, who was already dazzled by joy, and said with a helpless smile: "I will remind you, this is not an embarrassing thing."
"It's okay, it's better to be unbearable than to just fall asleep."
Zhou Li, who finally got rid of his headache, suddenly had a better appetite, and the others were also happy about it.
"Can I go with you?"
At this time, Torreya suddenly put down the knife and fork, and asked Zhou Li seriously: "If possible, please let me participate in this event as your guardian."
Silence, long silence.
Everyone stared blankly at Torreya, and they once suspected that Torreya had been transferred.
If Zhou Li is an ordinary person who has broken away from high-level tastes, then Torea is a superman who has broken away from all tastes.
As the daughter of Twelve Quarters, the warrior blessed by the gods, the God of War in another world, and the owner of a series of titles full of strange colors, such as the daughter of Magnum III, Torreia is a pure person to the extreme. .Because as of now, Torea doesn't have any hobbies.
Yes, without any hobbies.
Don't smoke, don't drink, don't perm your hair, don't watch dramas or magic dramas, and don't watch [Genki Sorcerer vs. Hell Mage]. I don't like gold, silver and jewelry, and I don't like expensive calligraphy and paintings.She is neither vulgar nor elegant, because she is not as interested as normal people.Even Toreya reads books every day just to increase her understanding of the world so that she can better complete her tasks.
Until now, except for Lia Ke who bought some accessories for her birthday before, no one else has ever seen this girl buy anything she would buy at her age.Even if it wasn't for Elma who couldn't stand it anymore, Torea's clothes would still be the original plain clothes.Before that, Torea's only gorgeous and exotic dress was actually given by the Goddess of Life.
Therefore, when Torreia said that she also wanted to watch the drama, everyone was as shocked as when they just learned about Don Quixote's excellent drama.Even Don Quixote looked at his partner in surprise.
"I...I want to see."
For some reason, after being stared at by everyone, Torea inexplicably weakened.She looked at Zhou Li and asked hesitantly, "I... am I not suitable?"
"Why is it inappropriate?"
At this time, Elma suddenly spoke, smiled and said to Torea: "Tomorrow's training will only be in the morning, and the evening will not be delayed at all. And you can sit next to me. If I don't understand I can whisper something to you so I won't be embarrassed."
Torea was stunned for a moment, looking at the gentle Elma, the hesitation in the girl's heart was swept away.She didn't know why, but after hearing the drama, she inexplicably felt the emotion of "wanting".
"There are many positions, I don't care."
Zhou Li shrugged. Although he was still wary of Torreya, he was still a teammate after all, and Elma had also spoken, so it didn't matter if she followed her.
"Thank you."
Torreya stood up and performed a standard etiquette.Elma still responded gently, Zhou Li began to ask Don Quixote how to make himself look like Brother Dong, while the others continued to enjoy the exquisite meals.
Except Ivy.
Who made him owe.
Could it be that she doesn't like the name Hell Calamity?This is obviously cool, I showed off for a long time back then.
Ai Wei thought so.
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Li, a person who has broken away from high-level tastes.
It can be said that although the brave men of all ages may be informal in some aspects, they are more or less elegant.For example, the first generation of brave men liked sculpture, and once created the statue of the "Mourning Man" that amazed the gods, which shocked the world.
Another example is Your Excellency Chonghuang. Although he doesn't have so many skills, he likes dramas, and the scripts he wrote are also very good.Even if you say that his "Jomio and Surrey" may be somewhat similar to a famous drama in a certain world, but no matter what, the localization is done well, which is very good.
So here comes the question, what about Zhou Li?
Answer, he is very good at digging tunnels and deciphering tunnels.
What should I do then?In the previous life, Zhou Li had a lot of fun with the devil in the early stage. In the middle stage, he was beaten to the ground by the devil and cried bitterly. In the later stage, he finally won consecutive victories. As a result, the devil did not know where he learned the first-hand guerrilla warfare and tunnel warfare. Concentrate on digging like a civil engineer at night.Moreover, the place where Zhou Li was digging the soil was an environment where some dogs would cry when they saw it. Let alone sculpture dramas, he had two entertainments all day long.
Watch the beast baring its teeth, pull out the beast's front teeth.
Therefore, under such circumstances, it is extremely difficult for Zhou Li to cultivate an elegant hobby.Of course, if you want to say that as a doctor of literature and history, Zhou Li's literary quality is quite high, otherwise he would not have caused the Magnum aristocratic circle to suffer from acute eye disease.So no matter how bad it is, Zhou Li's culture is still there, but the years of fighting make him not so elegant, that's all.
"I just want to ask, who among you can understand drama."
On the dining table, Zhou Li crossed his hands and put his chin under his chin, and the unexplained flat glasses reflected a dazzling light.He lowered his head halfway, and asked calmly: "The Hanging Garden of Kanoastricha, which of you is interested in this play?"
As a brave man, what Zhou Li needed most was entertainment from various forces.And as Zhou Li, he must have burned these entertainments.However, just this morning, he received an invitation letter, which invited Zhou to leave to watch the Tariq drama "The Hanging Garden of Kano Astriga".And the inscription was Herining.
Zhou Li can refuse other people's, but it is very difficult for Zhou Li to refuse this respected and courageous King Tariq.Apart from Zhou Li's need to establish a relationship with him and reach more beneficial deals, there is another more important reason.
In the previous life, Zhou Li came to Tariq according to the arrangements of the gods after crossing. After fighting monsters and upgrading to the gold level like normal other world novels, Zhou Li joined Tariq's army at twelve quarters. Start practicing.Relying on his talent (hack) and hard work (given by the gods), Zhou Li quickly became the deputy commander of the Rainstorm Legion, that is, as the deputy to Princess Tiya, and he also started contact with the Herinen family. stand up.
Because the country of Tariq is very similar to Zhou Li's hometown on Earth, Zhou Li has a natural liking for this country, and the Herining family's personality is also very good. Zhou Li quickly established a good relationship with them. Relationship.
Later, Helining discovered that Zhou Li was like a wanderer far away, full of loneliness and sadness.Soon, this kind old man treated the lonely young man in front of him as his own child, which made Zhou Li feel a rare warmth.This is why Zhou Li has always respected this old man.
However, for things like drama, Zhou Li can only guarantee his own sleep quality.In order not to allow others to watch his sleep while watching the drama, Zhou Li could only brainstorm ideas, hoping that someone who understands the drama could go with him, and give him some advice by the way.
"Forget it, my head hurts hearing this name."
Ah Zi was the first to raise her hand, and said confidently: "I'm just a kid in my 20s, and I don't even understand the Tariq dialect yet. You asked me to listen to plays in the Tariq dialect, why not?" Let me relearn Magnum etiquette."
"I haven't seen it."
Ling Hai on the side held the bread and shrugged, "The cheapest drama in Magnum costs a gold coin, I can't bear it."
"Don't count on me, I can't."
Hearing Ai Wei's answer, Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and asked him in disbelief: "You are a son of a nobleman, and you haven't even watched a drama?"
"The drama is not for normal human beings at all."
While cutting the steak in front of him, Ivy complained: "I like painting, and at worst I am a sculpture. To me, a drama is a group of people with heavy makeup standing on the stage and reading aloud in a strange tone. You have to insist The only thing that can be related to a drama is [Vitality Magic Wars Hell Calamity] which I watched when I was six years old, and it was a children's drama."
"By the way, don't count on my sister either."
Ivy forked the steak, and then said to Zhou Li earnestly: "In the [Vitality Magic War Hell Disaster, my sister is the protagonist."
"Vital energy magician?"
"It's hell
After being severely pinched by Ain's thigh, Ivy chose to deal with the steak in silence.
"Where's Lin Ling?"
Hearing Zhou Li's questioning words, Lin Ling's hand tearing the bread paused.After a while, she raised her head and said to Zhou Li apologetically, "Well, I'll go together tomorrow."
"Evan made an appointment with me and my mentor, we sat together, I'm so sorry."
Zhou Li turned his head, looked at the blue silly roe deer beside him who was fighting wits with the T-bone steak, and fell silent for a while.
"Ugh?"
Elma seemed to be aware of Zhou Li's gaze. She raised her head, her bright eyes were a little puzzled, and she asked puzzledly, "What's the matter? Do you want to apply some honey?"
"want."
Zhou Li silently handed his bread to Elma, anyway, she was definitely going to take it with her, at worst, she would be ashamed of herself, and she would have a psychological comfort.
At this time, Zhou Li has fallen into a state of rushing to the doctor for an emergency.He even turned his attention to the ignorant Kaya, trying to consider letting Kaya fall asleep before him to cover himself.But in the end, he disappeared under the unanimous opposition of the only remaining conscience and everyone.
Yes, he actually suggested that.
"What should I do?"
It is rare that Zhou Li, who has always been resourceful, insidious and cunning, is caught in a dilemma because of a drama.It is undoubtedly extremely rare for others, emotional, and very interesting.After all, so far, Zhou Li really hasn't suffered much, and his fights have always been with the wind.
"Actually... I have some understanding of dialogue dramas."
Suddenly, a sound like the sounds of nature sounded.Zhou Li raised his head excitedly and looked at the owner of the voice.
Don Quixote.
"Don't look at me like that, my lord."
Don Quixote strongly protested against Zhou Li's instant despair in his eyes, "Don't look at me like this, I have a lot of research in dialogue dramas."
"I believe you, but the play The Hanging Garden of Canoa Stryga is definitely not a military theme. I doubt that there will be any action scenes, and there will be ones that cannot be played."
Zhou Li analyzed it calmly, apparently thinking that the study of Don Quixote's dialogue plays is limited to the "Tataka" kind.
However, he was wrong.
"The Hanging Gardens of Canoa Stryga is Tariq's national treasure drama. The main style of the drama is long poetry, and the theme tends to be fantasy stories. The leading role of this drama has always been the first drama actor [Juowice] will play the leading role, and there will be [Mino Symphony Orchestra] doing the music for the play."
Under the gaze of everyone except Torea, who was calmly eating meat, who "shocked the whole family for a whole year", Don Quixote calmly and accurately explained the general outline of the play.The various literary vocabulary and names used in it are unheard of by this group of people. According to Don Quixote's serious character, this is by no means a temporary arrangement by her.
Woj, she really will!
Looking at the shocking eyes of everyone, a little pride appeared on Don Quixote's face, which was extremely rare.
"Magnum's first play was rehearsed by our Hodt family."
Don Quixote wiped his honey-stained fingers, and said calmly: "The Hede family believes that literature can also make the spirit strong, so the family has always attached importance to the cultivation of children's culture. And our Hede family used to be best at drama. , so I have been learning the drama styles of various regions since I was a child. As Tariq, who has the most complete drama system in the world and is also a big drama country, I certainly know a lot.”
At this moment, Zhou Li was so shocked that he couldn't say a word.Ever since he knew Don Quixote, that is, in his last life, he had never seen any drama elements in this woman who was stronger than him.But what Don Quixote showed at this time was an elegant atmosphere that he, a true savage, had never seen before.
It's so elegant, Zhou Li is now ashamed of the T-shirt and beach pants he wears, wishing he could just put on that black windbreaker to match Don Quixote.
"Are you busy tomorrow?"
At this time, Zhou Li looked at Don Quixote with very hot eyes, which almost frightened Don Quixote.After all, every time Zhou Li looked at something with this kind of eyes, it was either the nobles of Magnum or the Yingnan government. Anyway, none of them ended well.After reacting, don Quixote replied with some hesitation:
"It's training in the morning."
"The drama is at night, it doesn't matter, don't delay."
Zhou Li waved his hand, and said cheerfully: "Tomorrow night, you can change into a dress, a dress with armor is also fine. You and the two of you go and help me a little, don't have a psychological burden."
"As your legion commander, I will definitely help with this."
Don Quixote looked at Zhou Li, who was already dazzled by joy, and said with a helpless smile: "I will remind you, this is not an embarrassing thing."
"It's okay, it's better to be unbearable than to just fall asleep."
Zhou Li, who finally got rid of his headache, suddenly had a better appetite, and the others were also happy about it.
"Can I go with you?"
At this time, Torreya suddenly put down the knife and fork, and asked Zhou Li seriously: "If possible, please let me participate in this event as your guardian."
Silence, long silence.
Everyone stared blankly at Torreya, and they once suspected that Torreya had been transferred.
If Zhou Li is an ordinary person who has broken away from high-level tastes, then Torea is a superman who has broken away from all tastes.
As the daughter of Twelve Quarters, the warrior blessed by the gods, the God of War in another world, and the owner of a series of titles full of strange colors, such as the daughter of Magnum III, Torreia is a pure person to the extreme. .Because as of now, Torea doesn't have any hobbies.
Yes, without any hobbies.
Don't smoke, don't drink, don't perm your hair, don't watch dramas or magic dramas, and don't watch [Genki Sorcerer vs. Hell Mage]. I don't like gold, silver and jewelry, and I don't like expensive calligraphy and paintings.She is neither vulgar nor elegant, because she is not as interested as normal people.Even Toreya reads books every day just to increase her understanding of the world so that she can better complete her tasks.
Until now, except for Lia Ke who bought some accessories for her birthday before, no one else has ever seen this girl buy anything she would buy at her age.Even if it wasn't for Elma who couldn't stand it anymore, Torea's clothes would still be the original plain clothes.Before that, Torea's only gorgeous and exotic dress was actually given by the Goddess of Life.
Therefore, when Torreia said that she also wanted to watch the drama, everyone was as shocked as when they just learned about Don Quixote's excellent drama.Even Don Quixote looked at his partner in surprise.
"I...I want to see."
For some reason, after being stared at by everyone, Torea inexplicably weakened.She looked at Zhou Li and asked hesitantly, "I... am I not suitable?"
"Why is it inappropriate?"
At this time, Elma suddenly spoke, smiled and said to Torea: "Tomorrow's training will only be in the morning, and the evening will not be delayed at all. And you can sit next to me. If I don't understand I can whisper something to you so I won't be embarrassed."
Torea was stunned for a moment, looking at the gentle Elma, the hesitation in the girl's heart was swept away.She didn't know why, but after hearing the drama, she inexplicably felt the emotion of "wanting".
"There are many positions, I don't care."
Zhou Li shrugged. Although he was still wary of Torreya, he was still a teammate after all, and Elma had also spoken, so it didn't matter if she followed her.
"Thank you."
Torreya stood up and performed a standard etiquette.Elma still responded gently, Zhou Li began to ask Don Quixote how to make himself look like Brother Dong, while the others continued to enjoy the exquisite meals.
Except Ivy.
Who made him owe.
Could it be that she doesn't like the name Hell Calamity?This is obviously cool, I showed off for a long time back then.
Ai Wei thought so.
(End of this chapter)
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