This brave man is a scumbag
Chapter 451 Charity
Chapter 451 Charity
"What the hell is Yinjue going to do?"
Squatting on the edge of the Empire Tower, Huang Yi put his arms in his hands without any image, and asked Izzy beside him: "What else did he tell you?"
"He will divide his private property into two parts, one for me and one for my safekeeping."
Izzy tiptoed lightly, and the wind was strong on the roof, but neither of them cared.
"Oh."
Huang Yi nodded. He didn't react when he heard such a huge amount of money.
Then, he reacted.
"Even if you give me a performance of spinning in the air and kowtowing, I won't give you the money now, Mr. Huang Yi."
Looking at Huang Yi who was about to kneel and kowtow without any hesitation in front of him, Izzy promptly dissuaded him.Then I saw Huang Yi in mid-air directly changing his posture, landing on one knee, with his right arm on the ground, and landed perfectly in a superhero way.
"Huang Yi, come on stage."
As the famous novel "Iron General and His 32 Change Mechs" by Dongfang Santing, both Huang Yi and Izzy have read this novel, and they both know that the hero called "Clay Clay" likes to land in this posture.
Then, Huang Yi saw the undisguised sarcastic smile on Izzy's delicate face.
"My dog is called Yin Jue, what's your dog's name?"
After playing a rotten meme comparable to Zhou Li, Huang Yi continued to squat on the roof of the building, put his hands in his hands, and asked angrily: "What's the use of telling me this? It makes me greedy, and then the fishing law enforcement asked me to give it to you." You put on a sack and robbed the money and then called the police to arrest me?"
"I said, it's two copies."
Facing Huang Yi, who was starting to act rascally, Izzy smiled helplessly and softly: "Give me one copy, and let me take on this secret. Yin Jue asked me to give it to you for the other."
It started again, after a somersault in the air, a big windmill knelt down and kowtowed.
"Of course, there are conditions."
"Huang Yi, come on stage."
After repeating the bad jokes again, Huang Yi's face turned sallow. He gritted his teeth and said to Izzy: "If you can finish the sentence in one breath, you can die, really."
"It's because you reacted too quickly."
Izzy sighed helplessly, then she took out a piece of paper and handed it to Huang Yi.
"What's the matter?"
Huang Yi took the paper and looked at the words on it.The moment he saw that paragraph of text, Huang Yi's pupils constricted, and in just a split second, the paper shattered into foam and disappeared in midair.
"Whoo~"
Looking up, the scenery of the rooftop is often closer to the original.Seeing the rare azure blue and white clouds in the sky, Huang Yi had an unclear expression on his face.
It seems to be smiling, and it seems a little ashamed.But more, it is a mockery of the impermanence of fate.
"It really is"
Stretching out his hand, the imprint of the spear representing the favorite of the God of War loomed.Now, Huang Yi wanted to laugh.
It never occurred to him that both Zhou Li and himself misjudged Yin Jue.In other words, even gods can't see through Yin Jue.
The word brave was written on the back of the piece of paper just now, but it was not for the brave, which made Huang Yi a little puzzled.Then he turned to the front, the text was very short, but it was deadly concise.
【I, Yinjue, give me faith, and I will give you money】
This is as nonsensical as [I, Qin Shihuang, v I am 50 Eating Hell Crazy Thursday, I will build you terracotta warriors], but Huang Yi's heart sank.He understood that Yinjue's condition was not easy at this time.
First of all, there are three foundations for the birth of a god—authority, believers, and the pope.Gods need authority to become gods, and gods also need enough believers to provide faith and maintain existence.The pope is an "anchor point", a channel for communication between the human world and the divine world.
But now, Yinjue seems to lack believers.
It's not scientific, and it's not silver.
Huang Yi understood Yinjue, this person was one who took one step at a time and counted three steps. Before going to bed, he had to go through everything in his mind that he would have to do the day after tomorrow.So if Yin Jue really wants to become a god, it is impossible for him not to secretly train believers to maintain his own survival after becoming a god.But now, Yinjue sent out a distress signal and asked himself to find believers.
Of course, saying that Yinjue counts three steps does not mean that he can only count three steps. We have to distinguish between muscle memory and fat memory.
And this shows that Yinjue did not follow the plan.Or rather, this was his plan.
On the day of Yinjue's death, Huang Yi guessed what kind of god Yinjue could become, and he also thought about what authority the God of Commerce missed.Later, when playing with a silver coin, Huang Yi asked a passerby curiously.
"Is the silver coin pure silver?"
"Are you a fool?"
Huang Yi still remembered that the passer-by had a bad mouth and a bad temper, "Sterling silver coins are not used except for collecting farts. Do you have any common sense of physics? Lead is the most common thing in silver coins."
After thanking this passer-by with the ceremony of the War Church, Huang Yi finally understood what kind of authority has a wide range of "believers", and at the same time, he is not cared about.
lead.
Anyone in the know would think that the God of Commerce handed over the authority of the silver coins to the Silver Lord, which seemed reasonable.But the question is, how could such a conspicuous authority of silver coins be missed so easily?You know, when most small traders pay taxes, they pay silver coins.
Therefore, only lead has been ignored.
But looking at it now, it is obvious that Yinjue has not become the "God of Lead" as Huang Yi envisioned.
Then the question comes
"What the hell are you?"
Huang Yi looked at the commercial tower not far away with black lines all over his head. This note is really outrageous. He said that he didn't have it, and he revealed important information.To say that he was useful, he never told himself what kind of god Yin Jue had become from the beginning to the end.
Is it sick? This is not it.
"Why do I feel that Yin Jue is in such a hurry?"
After calming down, Huang Yi stroked his chin and began to think.Even if Yin Jue betrayed the God of Commerce, he shouldn't leak such a big loophole as "no believers", it's not like him.And this note also looks very hasty, as if he wrote it impromptu.However, various other phenomena showed that this time becoming a god was not a temporary intention of Yin Jue, but premeditated.
This strange sense of contradiction made Huang Yi very suspicious, and Izzy who was on the side also said that she didn't know anything.Just like that, the two squatted on the high tower, blowing the cold wind, and began to think about what the priesthood of Yinjue was.
"Wait a moment."
At this time, Huang Yi suddenly remembered something. He looked at Izzy, frowned and asked, "Do you still remember the words written on the back of that note?"
"Written brave."
Izzy nodded, and then asked suspiciously, "Is there any question?"
"Let me ask you, why did Yin Jue write the word "brave" on the back of the paper?"
Facing Huang Yi's question, Izzy thought for a moment, then shook his head, "I don't know, maybe I asked you to give this letter to Zhou Li?"
"Do not."
Shaking his head solemnly, Huang Yi stretched out his hand and made a standard prayer gesture.Then, he prayed softly:
"God of Charity, please respond."
【I am here】
When the ethereal voice sounded, Izzy's shocked expression appeared at the same time.
"Let me ask you, what is the antonym of brave?"
Huang Yi looked at Izzy and said solemnly:
"charitable."
(End of this chapter)
"What the hell is Yinjue going to do?"
Squatting on the edge of the Empire Tower, Huang Yi put his arms in his hands without any image, and asked Izzy beside him: "What else did he tell you?"
"He will divide his private property into two parts, one for me and one for my safekeeping."
Izzy tiptoed lightly, and the wind was strong on the roof, but neither of them cared.
"Oh."
Huang Yi nodded. He didn't react when he heard such a huge amount of money.
Then, he reacted.
"Even if you give me a performance of spinning in the air and kowtowing, I won't give you the money now, Mr. Huang Yi."
Looking at Huang Yi who was about to kneel and kowtow without any hesitation in front of him, Izzy promptly dissuaded him.Then I saw Huang Yi in mid-air directly changing his posture, landing on one knee, with his right arm on the ground, and landed perfectly in a superhero way.
"Huang Yi, come on stage."
As the famous novel "Iron General and His 32 Change Mechs" by Dongfang Santing, both Huang Yi and Izzy have read this novel, and they both know that the hero called "Clay Clay" likes to land in this posture.
Then, Huang Yi saw the undisguised sarcastic smile on Izzy's delicate face.
"My dog is called Yin Jue, what's your dog's name?"
After playing a rotten meme comparable to Zhou Li, Huang Yi continued to squat on the roof of the building, put his hands in his hands, and asked angrily: "What's the use of telling me this? It makes me greedy, and then the fishing law enforcement asked me to give it to you." You put on a sack and robbed the money and then called the police to arrest me?"
"I said, it's two copies."
Facing Huang Yi, who was starting to act rascally, Izzy smiled helplessly and softly: "Give me one copy, and let me take on this secret. Yin Jue asked me to give it to you for the other."
It started again, after a somersault in the air, a big windmill knelt down and kowtowed.
"Of course, there are conditions."
"Huang Yi, come on stage."
After repeating the bad jokes again, Huang Yi's face turned sallow. He gritted his teeth and said to Izzy: "If you can finish the sentence in one breath, you can die, really."
"It's because you reacted too quickly."
Izzy sighed helplessly, then she took out a piece of paper and handed it to Huang Yi.
"What's the matter?"
Huang Yi took the paper and looked at the words on it.The moment he saw that paragraph of text, Huang Yi's pupils constricted, and in just a split second, the paper shattered into foam and disappeared in midair.
"Whoo~"
Looking up, the scenery of the rooftop is often closer to the original.Seeing the rare azure blue and white clouds in the sky, Huang Yi had an unclear expression on his face.
It seems to be smiling, and it seems a little ashamed.But more, it is a mockery of the impermanence of fate.
"It really is"
Stretching out his hand, the imprint of the spear representing the favorite of the God of War loomed.Now, Huang Yi wanted to laugh.
It never occurred to him that both Zhou Li and himself misjudged Yin Jue.In other words, even gods can't see through Yin Jue.
The word brave was written on the back of the piece of paper just now, but it was not for the brave, which made Huang Yi a little puzzled.Then he turned to the front, the text was very short, but it was deadly concise.
【I, Yinjue, give me faith, and I will give you money】
This is as nonsensical as [I, Qin Shihuang, v I am 50 Eating Hell Crazy Thursday, I will build you terracotta warriors], but Huang Yi's heart sank.He understood that Yinjue's condition was not easy at this time.
First of all, there are three foundations for the birth of a god—authority, believers, and the pope.Gods need authority to become gods, and gods also need enough believers to provide faith and maintain existence.The pope is an "anchor point", a channel for communication between the human world and the divine world.
But now, Yinjue seems to lack believers.
It's not scientific, and it's not silver.
Huang Yi understood Yinjue, this person was one who took one step at a time and counted three steps. Before going to bed, he had to go through everything in his mind that he would have to do the day after tomorrow.So if Yin Jue really wants to become a god, it is impossible for him not to secretly train believers to maintain his own survival after becoming a god.But now, Yinjue sent out a distress signal and asked himself to find believers.
Of course, saying that Yinjue counts three steps does not mean that he can only count three steps. We have to distinguish between muscle memory and fat memory.
And this shows that Yinjue did not follow the plan.Or rather, this was his plan.
On the day of Yinjue's death, Huang Yi guessed what kind of god Yinjue could become, and he also thought about what authority the God of Commerce missed.Later, when playing with a silver coin, Huang Yi asked a passerby curiously.
"Is the silver coin pure silver?"
"Are you a fool?"
Huang Yi still remembered that the passer-by had a bad mouth and a bad temper, "Sterling silver coins are not used except for collecting farts. Do you have any common sense of physics? Lead is the most common thing in silver coins."
After thanking this passer-by with the ceremony of the War Church, Huang Yi finally understood what kind of authority has a wide range of "believers", and at the same time, he is not cared about.
lead.
Anyone in the know would think that the God of Commerce handed over the authority of the silver coins to the Silver Lord, which seemed reasonable.But the question is, how could such a conspicuous authority of silver coins be missed so easily?You know, when most small traders pay taxes, they pay silver coins.
Therefore, only lead has been ignored.
But looking at it now, it is obvious that Yinjue has not become the "God of Lead" as Huang Yi envisioned.
Then the question comes
"What the hell are you?"
Huang Yi looked at the commercial tower not far away with black lines all over his head. This note is really outrageous. He said that he didn't have it, and he revealed important information.To say that he was useful, he never told himself what kind of god Yin Jue had become from the beginning to the end.
Is it sick? This is not it.
"Why do I feel that Yin Jue is in such a hurry?"
After calming down, Huang Yi stroked his chin and began to think.Even if Yin Jue betrayed the God of Commerce, he shouldn't leak such a big loophole as "no believers", it's not like him.And this note also looks very hasty, as if he wrote it impromptu.However, various other phenomena showed that this time becoming a god was not a temporary intention of Yin Jue, but premeditated.
This strange sense of contradiction made Huang Yi very suspicious, and Izzy who was on the side also said that she didn't know anything.Just like that, the two squatted on the high tower, blowing the cold wind, and began to think about what the priesthood of Yinjue was.
"Wait a moment."
At this time, Huang Yi suddenly remembered something. He looked at Izzy, frowned and asked, "Do you still remember the words written on the back of that note?"
"Written brave."
Izzy nodded, and then asked suspiciously, "Is there any question?"
"Let me ask you, why did Yin Jue write the word "brave" on the back of the paper?"
Facing Huang Yi's question, Izzy thought for a moment, then shook his head, "I don't know, maybe I asked you to give this letter to Zhou Li?"
"Do not."
Shaking his head solemnly, Huang Yi stretched out his hand and made a standard prayer gesture.Then, he prayed softly:
"God of Charity, please respond."
【I am here】
When the ethereal voice sounded, Izzy's shocked expression appeared at the same time.
"Let me ask you, what is the antonym of brave?"
Huang Yi looked at Izzy and said solemnly:
"charitable."
(End of this chapter)
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