This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 491 Jiejie's Bizarre Adventure

"Actually, I still don't understand."

Gerost looked at Huang Yi who was studying the two arm-wrestling guards at the door, and asked in puzzlement, "Why did Zhou Li let us investigate here?"

In this operation, apart from the Church of Life and the Church of Elements, Zhou Li entrusted several people present with the task of investigating the Church of War.What Gerald didn't understand was that among so many churches with bright minds, Zhou Li chose a church that seemed the least threatening, which puzzled him.

"Actually, Zhou Li planned for us to investigate the Church of Law at the beginning. You weren't there at the time, so I didn't know."

Scratching his face, Huang Yi clicked his tongue and said, "But just as I was about to walk around the back door of the Law Church, Zhou Li suddenly discovered a very important detail."

"detail?"

Facing the doubts of Gerost and Izzy, Huang Yi nodded, and said solemnly: "Zhou Li discovered that Zhanjiao Church, someone is selling Dali Pills."

"That should really be paid attention to."

Izzy nodded in agreement, "This clue is too important."

"Right."

Huang Yi is obviously also very grateful for Zhou Li's insight, "The **** War Church has geniuses who can understand addition and subtraction within [-] besides me, why didn't I know? The most important thing is that the Dali Pill is obviously Fraud, the group of mentally handicapped under my hand who can't be deceived will be fine as pants, there must be a conspiracy."

Looking at Huang Yi, who had identified his church as being manipulated by someone behind the scenes in a few words, Gerost's mood was very complicated.He didn't know whether he should be thankful that Huang Yi had the courage to make a judgment, or feel sad that War Church's suspicion turned out to be due to brain problems.

Forget it, it has nothing to do with me.

After comforting himself, Gerost looked at Huang Yi and asked, "What can the two of us do for you?"

"Simple."

Huang Yi stood up, pointed to the doorman who had upgraded from arm wrestling to wrestling not far away, and said to Gerost: "Fight with them."

"what?"

Gerost was stunned, and Izzy who was beside him was also a little puzzled, "Fight?"

"Correct."

Huang Yi nodded, and said solemnly: "Our War Church has always been a group of mentally handicapped people who like to join in the fun. As long as you go to fight, everyone in the building will come to join in the fun. At that time, I will sneak in perfectly, find the ledger or personnel transfer, Everything is perfect."

"Can this really work?"

Even though Gerost was cynical back then, he had never seen such cynical behavior before.He looked at the brawny man who was riding on his comrade and kept beating him and laughing fervently. "And are you sure I won't be killed by them? I'm a demon hunter, not a demon man."

"Basically, you just need to protect the important places such as the head, cervical spine, waist, hand joints, don't worry, don't look at the severity of their actions, but there will be no less compensation."

Hearing Huang Yi's assurance, Gerost's face turned even paler.He swore that he never felt such a sense of oppression when he faced the ancient god. After all, he faced the ancient god with the consciousness of death.But now, he wants to be hugged and beaten by a group of muscular gay guys to the ground. If this gets out, he won't lose face?
"Don't worry, let Izzy follow."

Only then did Huang Yi tell the reason why he asked Izzy to go with him, "People in the Church of War don't beat women, or only women can beat women, and once there are women watching the battle, especially beautiful ones, that's it." If you help the beast, you will watch the fun like crazy, and there may not even be a dog in the whole church by then."

"you"

For a moment, Gerost didn't know whether he should scold Huang Yi for pushing his brother into the fire pit, or praise him for being thoughtful and thoughtful for doing everything he could think of, but all he can do now is accept his fate.

But he wasn't going to die. Gerost looked at the two reckless men who had already begun to sum up their combat experience, and a confident smile appeared on his face after he calmed down.

Time to give these brats a little witcher shock.

At this time, Huang Yi had arrived at the designated place and sent a signal to Gerost.Gerost stood up, the capable demeanor of the old witcher making him as sharp as a drawn sword.His hair was slightly white, his expression was calm, and the scar on his face that ran through half of his cheek was particularly eye-catching.He first walked to the main road, put on his hood, and walked slowly towards the gate of the Church of War.

Then, he walked unimpededly to the building of the War Church.

Wait a moment.

Gerost looked blankly at the clean rock walls and plain interiors without any decorations.

Won't you stop me?
As expected, Gerost provoked the guards when he forcibly broke through the checkpoint, and then led the two men to fight with him, so that Huang Yi could sneak in smoothly.

But the problem was that no one stopped him, the two guards were happily discussing what to eat tonight, and it didn't matter that an unknown man wearing a hood walked past the gate guarded by them.

No, it is more useful for you to lead two dogs than them, and the dogs can still bark.

At this time, the guards seemed to be aware of Gerald's gaze, and one of the guards turned around and looked at Gerald.

coming.

Gerost's heart trembled, he was ready for a hearty battle between real men with the guard in front of him.Just as his hand was touching his waist, the guard spoke.

"Brother, you are late."

Although the guard had a sulky face, his tone was very kind, "The money we sold Dali Pills was just taken away by the debt collectors of the Element Church, you don't need to use it, I guess the money for the next batch of sales will arrive the day after tomorrow, or you can buy it the day after tomorrow." Come again?"

Ok?
Gerost was stunned, and then he realized that the two of them regarded themselves as debt collectors.

Looking at the house, which is described as a personal attack on this idiom, Gerost fell silent.Looking at the honest man in front of him who reminded himself, Gerost opened his mouth, hesitant to speak.

"It's okay. Although our church is not a good thing, we keep our word. As long as we owe you the money, we can pay it back. If it doesn't work, why don't you give our Pope a call, maybe he can get some money. "

Facing the kind words that made one's heart sore, Gerost directly held back the provocative words.He looked at the guard in front of him and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Or, I'll fight with you."

After all, Gerost is also an old witcher, and has seen many storms and waves. Although he has never seen this scene, he still insisted and said, "How about a fight?"

"Don't don't."

The guard waved his hands again and again, and said with a wry smile: "Brother, don't expect to get money after being beaten. Now we owe enough money, and you have to line up even if your limbs are broken by me."

"I'm not here."

The momentum Gerost had managed to build up weakened again, he stretched out his hand vigorously, and rubbed his face twice.And the guard seemed to feel that the man in front of him was a bit pitiful, so he sighed and said: "This stone brick can't be removed, you are so skinny and you can easily be crushed to death, so let's forget it."

Gerost was speechless. He never expected that the members of the Church of War, who had always been considered violent and unreasonable, would be so kind and even worried about his body.Of course, this is also related to the debts they owed. Who dare not bow their heads in front of life.

Silence, eyes closed, Gerost heard the words Huang Yi once said to him.

"Brother, let me tell you, if, I mean, if these guards don't stop you after you go in, these people probably owe money to a new level, and they probably won't dare to beat you no matter what you say. But, I am teaching you two words now, as long as you say these two words, no matter how he is paranoid, he will fight you for the rest of his life."

Remembering the two words that Huang Yi solemnly handed over to him, Gerost suddenly opened his eyes, and said the two characters in a calm voice.

"Small dog."

Visible to the naked eye, the guard was furious.

"Do you dare to insult me?!"

Without any hesitation or hesitation, the guard tore off his shirt directly, his bronze complexion with marble-like muscles gleaming in the sun.He gasped and looked at Gerost, and said in a loud voice, "Your family are all puppies!"

He stomped heavily on the ground, and with a roar, the guard pressed down on Gerald like Mount Tarzan.

If it was Gerald in its heyday, with the power of a demon hunter, he could even lift the guard up with one hand to make a big windmill, but now Gerald is only a platinum-level hunter, with a little more special abilities at most.And although the guard in front of him is only a gold rank, the blessings given by the War Church to such a pure reckless man are terrifying.Seeing the mighty blow in front of him, Gerost's face turned pale.

No, I can't beat it.

If it was a battle of life and death, Gerald was confident that he could deliver a fatal blow to the guard in front of him.But the problem is, this trip is for Huang Yi to sneak in, not to kill everyone so that no one will see me sneak in as an assassin.Therefore, this fighting sport is still too difficult for a real fine dog.

No, the wind is blowing.

Gerost didn't care about his image at all, and narrowly escaped the pressure with a sideways roll.Then he found the right time, swayed and fooled the guards in the state of blood rage, and ran towards the outside with his head buried.

Gerost launched a provocative skill, and the effect was outstanding.

Guard One was enraged.

To Gerost's dismay, even though he had made such a big commotion, there wasn't a single person in the building who came out to watch the excitement.And at this moment, his communicator rang.

After all, he was an old hunter, and after running outside, Gerost began to tease the guards behind him to a certain extent, which also gave him a chance to answer the communication.After the communication was connected, the voices of Huang Yi and Izzy sounded at the same time.

"Gerost, don't be provocative, there is no one in the building."

"what?"

The Gerosters were stunned, and were almost taken away by a flying cross guard.After barely avoiding the guard's attack, Gerost gritted his teeth and asked the two on the other side of the communication, "What the hell? No one is in the building?!"

"Correct."

Huang Yi said succinctly: "I read a mindless diary, which said that they were planning to go to the market today to perform and sell Dali pills, so the guards at the door of the whole building were panting."

"I*******************"

Gerost uttered the longest and most passionate swearword ever, then he hung up the communicator, looked at the huge figure running towards him like a wild beast behind him, gritted his teeth, and took out the a pocket.

This is the artifact Huang Yi gave him, used to lure away the guards.

"Damn, why is there a hundred gold coins in the wild purse!"

The cloth bag crossed a perfect parabola and hit the opposite direction to Gerost, and after hearing the hundred gold coins, the guard with red eyes immediately calmed down, braked suddenly and drifted at a sharp angle, just abandoning Gerost Don't care.

And Gerost ran even faster.

Who is Huang Yi?Poor and scared iron cock.If he fails to achieve the goal of Yinjue, then half of Yinjue's wealth will not be handed over to him. Therefore, all the money on Huang Yi's body is given by Izzy. One hundred gold coins is a huge sum of money for Huang Yi. It was impossible to be the bait handed over to Gerost.

If it was found to be a bag of gold coin chocolates, it would be torn alive.

Geralst speeded up his pace with the hope of surviving, leaving the guards far behind. Soon, after sensing that the panting like mad cow disease behind him had completely disappeared, Gerald stopped.

He looked at the sun that was gradually setting in the sky, full of grief and indignation.

Why am I the unlucky one this time?
The white wolf-like demon hunter rubbed his face vigorously, and the continuous crowd at the side also attracted his attention.He raised his head, and several large characters of Erdao Market appeared in front of his eyes.

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"That's how we got in?"

Until now, Izzy couldn't believe it.As one of the twelve quarters, there are prominent churches all over the road, and the main building of the War Church is equally as easy to enter as the vegetable market next door.

How did they sneak in just now?

Open the back door, see no one, and enter the building.

Gone.

There is no lurking in the environment, no skill of using props to attract the attention of others, and no silence in the blind area of ​​vision.

The two of them swaggered into the church, gone.

"It's normal."

Regarding this scene, Huang Yi, who is his immediate boss, was even a little relieved, "Anyway, these retarded people can't do anything here. If you write a planning document with four characters in the title, you can write three characters wrong. Why don't you show your thumbs and smash big rocks to make money?" A little money is really worth it, and I have grown up."

"You seem to have misunderstood growing up."

Of course, Izzy was not prepared to correct Huang Yi's somewhat changed or even perverted Pope's thinking. She looked into the bare building and asked doubtfully, "Is this the Harajuku style?"

"Do not."

Huang Yi shook his head, and with a comfortable smile as if returning home, he replied:

"This is primitive wind."

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