This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 603
"woke up?"

As if aware of Zhou Li's gaze, Atalona retracted her gaze fixed on the sky.She looked at Zhou Li at the side, and said with a little disdain: "It's a waste of such a long time just to rest. Human beings are so weak."

"uh-huh."

Zhou Li didn't attack Atalona with words like in the past, but just shrugged his shoulders and then said nothing, which made Atalona feel a little unaccustomed.Just one day of getting along has caused Atalona to suffer from [Brave ptsd]. The specific symptom is that once Zhou Li is not aggressive towards her, she will feel worried.

It's still the same sentence, I'm not afraid that Zhou Li's life will be bad, but I'm afraid that he will suddenly not make a sound.

But this time, Atalona seemed to realize that Zhou Li really wasn't in the mood to mess with her.For some reason, looking at the slightly dark forest, Atalona felt an emotion called curiosity.

She was a little curious, what kind of dream could make a person like Zhou Li, who is deeply rotten in his bones, feel like a rotten person.Atalona clearly knew that Zhou Li had been active for a period of time when he was sleeping just now. Obviously, he had a dream that made his mood fluctuate violently, and then entered the sage time after waking up.

"Are you dreaming?"

After a while, Atalona asked, "What kind of dream?"

Zhou Li didn't answer. Normally, if Atalona dared to ask him so, he would specify that all the staff died suddenly in the twelve quarters of a dream, but now, he was not in the mood.He still didn't get away from the somewhat old dream just now, even if it was the memory of the previous life, it still affected Zhou Li's mood.

He will never forget that all the beautiful and relaxing memories of his previous life were shattered in just two months.Futaba, as well as the Delta demon invasion, almost took away everything that Zhou Li had at that time.

"need any help?"

Atalona raised her eyebrows. She looked at Zhou Li who was silent in front of her with great interest, and said with a little pride: "I am a god who masters the laws of life anyway. If I need help, I will help you." It's not that I can't help you with mercy, after all, I will let you solve the problem of the Three Eastern Courts in the future."

"You will help me the most by keeping your mouth shut."

Zhou Li glanced at Atalona, ​​he didn't expect the goddess of life to be so verbose, or so talkative.In fact, sometimes it's not that he wants to disgust the other party, the main reason is that the goddess of life can always say the most neurotic words in the most embarrassing posture, which made Zhou Li wonder whether this time is enough for twelve quarters. She kicked down the illusion.

Of course, there's a good chance it wasn't an illusion at all.

Rubbing the center of his brows, looking at Atalona who was staring at him angrily, Zhou Li didn't know how to deal with this neurotic goddess for a while.Sometimes the other party is unreasonable like a little girl, but she has a stable and mature side.Of course, the scene of her punching through the forest like a primitive is vivid.

It can only be said that the impact of a god going crazy is really outrageous.

"Zhou Li, you're awake~~"

At this moment, Elma on the side slowly opened her eyes, and the girl's elongated voice after waking up was especially sweet.She rubbed her eyes, looked at Zhou Li in a daze, and asked softly, "What's wrong? Didn't sleep well?"

"fine."

Zhou Li looked at the cute sleepy-eyed girl, and the depression and sadness in his heart were swept away. He smiled and stretched out his hands to rub the other's long hair, and said softly: "There is still time, you can sleep for a while. "

"I can understand you."

At this time, Atalona's mental problems obviously relapsed again. Looking at Elma, whose face was like soft jade, the way she looked at Zhou Li changed, "Even according to the aesthetics of the gods, Elma is It’s amazing, who can resist it.”

"Uh uh."

A few black lines appeared on Zhou Li's head, he twitched the corners of his mouth, and directly ignored this god who was gradually turning into a nymphet.And at this moment, a silver light flashed past Zhou Li, the tights outlined a perfect figure, the white hair and red pupils were particularly dazzling in the dark, Torreya put away the spear in her hand, and slowly walked out from the side.

"I took advantage of the break time to investigate."

After putting on the gray robe on the branch to cover her dizzy figure, Toreya put on the hood and said: "There is a village twelve miles away, which is characterized by stepped rice fields. There should be six There are ten families, and no armed forces have been seen for the time being."

"The terraced rice fields should be the villages of human families."

Zhou Li made up for the knowledge of the three eastern courts before, so at this time, he is the person who knows this country best. "The villages of the human family are usually full-time planting and animal husbandry, but unlike other countries, The peasants of the Three Courts of the East are generally free and wealthy."

Zhou Li put away the portable bed on the side, looked at Xiaobai who was helping Elma to straighten her long hair, and said, "The monster race in the Three Courts of the East is engaged in entertainment, the fairy race is in charge of various matters related to national security, and the human race is in charge of various matters related to national security. Engaged in trade and production. Therefore, the economic strength of the human race is generally very strong."

After handing over the backpack to the "human" born in adversity and natural disasters, Zhou Li stepped forward and started walking towards the village that Torreya mentioned, and at the same time he did not forget to popularize science to everyone: "The human families of the three eastern courts generally have nothing to do. There are special etiquettes or customs, and they speak the lingua franca, so there is no need to worry about the language problem. Let’s go to that village to take a look and find out where the nearest city is.”

"Are we going to the city?"

Elma tugged on Zhou Li's sleeve, and asked with some doubts: "Do you need supplies?"

"No, it has nothing to do with that."

Zhou Li shook his head and explained: "Our supplies are enough to survive in the complete wilderness for more than ten years. The biggest reason for me to go to the city is mainly to get in touch with the fairy garden."

"Xianting?"

At this time, Atalona, ​​who was walking with her arms folded and supported by flowers and leaves, frowned and said with some displeasure, "Why do you have to deal with that group of people?"

"Why, are you unhappy with them?"

Zhou Li looked at Atalona and asked curiously.

"A bunch of self-righteous idiots."

Speaking of the fairy race, Atalona was obviously a little angry. She gritted her teeth and said angrily: "A group of idiots who claim to be immortals always look arrogant every time they hand in their beliefs to me. The light cloud looks like it's doing a bounty mission, and it doesn't respect us at all."

"Oh."

Zhou Li nodded, and said with relief: "That's pretty good, the Three Eastern Courts will give me ten points."

"It's over with me!"

Atalona became angry and said: "A group of idiots, you too, all are idiots, idiots who are hopelessly stupid!"

"To tell you the truth, the third-grade children downstairs in my house have a richer curse vocabulary than you."

Looking at the impotent and furious Atalona, ​​Zhou Li mocked seriously: "Really, next time you can consider going to a tavern in the countryside to hear how those mercenaries scolded people, at least they can perfectly write down the family tree. Combined with entertainment action, at least it is really cursing."

"you!"

Atalona gritted her teeth and almost punched him, but thinking of the contract between herself and Zhou Li, she could only grit her teeth and swallow her anger.And Elma just watched the two bickering with a smile, and thoughtfully handed Zhou Li a drink from time to time.Torreia has been guarding nearby, doing her duty with all her heart.

After a while, after Atalona's all-round rout of bickering activities ended, a group of people arrived near the village.And just as he was about to enter the village, Zhou Li stopped everyone.

"This time, we entered the Three Eastern Courts by sneaking in."

Zhou Li looked at the three gangs in front of him who couldn't make up a single person, and said seriously: "So, we can't use our real names and identities to act here, and then we have to use fake identities."

"From now on, my name is Kojiro, and my identity is a lecturer. My goal is to travel around the world and debate with people to obtain the truth, and you are the apprentices I accepted when I traveled around the world."

Zhou Li took out a coarse Confucian gown from his bag and put it on. It was custom-made in Tariq. It looked like a cassock, but it was full of scholarly atmosphere.Afterwards, he took out another bright yellow dress and threw it to Atalona.

"I know you are illiterate, so I forged your identity."

Zhou Li looked at the surprised Atalona, ​​and said, "From now on, your name is Biqi, a princess from a kingdom named Mushroom, who fled to me after being captured by Garlic, and became my subordinate." Gatekeeper, do you understand?"

Listening to the introduction of this character full of malice and viciousness, Atalona looked at Zhou Li with disgust on her face, but thinking that she really had to listen to him now, she could only agree with difficulty.

"Elma, from now on your name is Aluya. You are a girl from a country in the Southern Islands and possess the power of God's Chosen."

For some reason, when she heard the three words [Akuya] that Zhou Li uttered by mistake at the beginning, she inexplicably felt a kind and familiar atmosphere.Of course, she also quickly adapted to her identity as Aluya.

"As for Torea..."

Zhou Li looked at the girl with white hair and red eyes, and after a short thought, he said confidently, "Your name is Wang Erya."

?
Torea froze.

It's not just Torreya, but the first Wang Erya didn't hold back on this sudden sentence was Atalona on the side.As a person who has no dignity of a god at all, she laughed out loud, almost crying.

This name is like Lao Wang having three children, the eldest is named Wang Da, the second is Wang Er, and the third is named [Venice Yale Caesar Loch Ness Ragua], full of sense of violation.

"Can I get another one?"

"No."

Zhou Li quickly vetoed Torreya, then scratched his head, and said helplessly: "No way, your white hair and red eyes belong to the splitting system of these Dongfang Santing people, if I don't give you one With a vulgar name, it will take a long time to deal with those who pursue you."

"Ok."

Torreya nodded, accepting her fate of using the identity of Wang Erya next.On the other hand, Atalona suddenly felt that her name, Peach, didn't sound too bad, it was a normal name after all.

"By the way, why are you called Kojiro?"

Atalona was a little curious, she didn't quite understand why Zhou Li used such a strange-sounding name.

Of course it’s playing with the earth in a different world~~~
Of course, it was impossible for Zhou Li to say that. He just clasped his hands together and said with compassion: "In the three courts of the East where rituals and music have collapsed, the only way to save this country is to become a lecturer who wanders around. Therefore, I want to spread my advanced thoughts while solving the problem of the three courts in the East."

"Advanced thinking?"

Atalona froze for a moment. It wasn't that she didn't pay attention to the lower realms at all, so she still had some understanding of Zhou Li's thoughts, "You mean that everyone is equal? ​​Forget it, that kind of thing is in this The world doesn't work."

"Who said I was going to preach equality for all?"

Zhou Li smiled disdainfully.

"Ugh?"

Atalona was stunned for a moment, and asked with some confusion: "Then what idea do you want to promote?"

Thinking of the simple folk customs of the literati in this country in the previous life, when they disagreed with each other, Zhou Li smiled slightly and said calmly: "Of course [Luanyu]"

"what?"

Everyone was stunned. There are not many homophones in the language of this world, so they could easily recognize that Zhou Li was talking about Luanyu beside the handle instead of Analects.

"From now on, I am Kong Jiro, a martial artist, a fighter, an educator, a representative of public opinion, the founder of the Confucian Gang, and the first generation speaker of the Eastern Three Courts. You can also call me Confucius. The Analects of Confucius is composed of my 72 halls. Xiangzhu, and the quotations compiled by Sanqiantangkou to record Confucius and his words and deeds in the hall. The core idea is to convince people with virtue and reason. The technique of dividing into two embodies my benevolence not to leave pain for the other party, and it is also my benevolence for myself.”

After saying a bunch of incomprehensible but too shocking words, Zhou Li looked at the masked faces and asked kindly, "Do you understand?"

Do you think we seem to understand?
"It's okay, from now on you are all my disciples, and there is still a long way to learn."

Looking at the horse thieves running towards him with steel cables and spears not far away, Zhou Li's smile became more and more kind, "Now, I want to show you the core idea of ​​the Confucian Gang."

"Convince people with reason."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Li raised his casserole-sized fist and the calamity and natural disaster behind him like a platinum star, and rushed forward to meet the horse thieves.The strength of these horse thieves was no more than silver and gold, so under Zhou Li's posture like a hungry wolf, he was soon beaten, crying for his father and mother, and wailing everywhere.Soon, these horse thieves fell to their knees, not even daring to lift their heads.

"Ah, record it."

Zhou Li stepped on the back of a horse thief, looked at the dazed Torea, and said, "If you don't learn etiquette, you won't be able to stand."

"Confucius said: If you don't learn etiquette (to respect me), I will beat you so that you cannot stand."

Picking up the head of the horse thief leader, Zhou Li grinned and asked kindly: "Do you understand?"

"Something without manners."

(End of this chapter)