This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 626
Yaozu, a magical race.

Different from the Western fantasy world in the novel, there are no extrahuman races such as elves or orcs in the world of Gaia.The only child of the forest who looks like a human being is actually a mutated human being. Therefore, the monster race that can have obvious animal characteristics and human form at the same time has become the most unique race in the entire world.

Of course, the industry that Yaozu is engaged in is also very special.As a sentimental race, Yaozu are notoriously sentimental and emotional, and their long lifespan also gives them more opportunities to learn.Therefore, most of the famous writers and screenwriters in this world can more or less see the shadow of Yaozu.It can be said that Yaozu is the entertainment tycoon of this world, monopolizing the spiritual food of countless people.

Or even a spirit side dish.

As one of the three courts in the East, the demon court's political system is close to zero. It can be said that these sloppy goblins by nature don't even bother to establish a so-called regime.Due to the low birth rate and extremely long life span, coupled with the lazy nature of this race itself, the goblins of the fairy court magically created a society without oppression and exploitation.

In other words, a magical primitive society.

In the demon court, they have no cities, only one small town after another.Most of the towns are full of goblins engaged in the same industry.For example, all painters are painters, all screenwriters are screenwriters, and all poetry writers are poems.However, there are exceptions.

for example···
"Wait, don't go in first."

Looking at the big characters [Love and Warm Town] on the small town, Zhou Li stopped the bewildered Elma with a serious face, and said righteously: "This town is uncivilized at first glance. Teacher of the great country, I have to risk my life to see what is going on with the warmth inside, you wait for a while, I will go as soon as I go."

Since there were no cronies or friends this time, Zhou Li's state of righteous speech lasted for a long time when he said this. After all, the few people who followed him couldn't see anything wrong with these words.Atalona, ​​God of Life, it is impossible for you to say that she does not understand what is the Great Harmony of Life, but if you ask whether she can understand the countless great harmony postures studied by the Yaozu, then you can only say She probably doesn't understand.

Torreya, a big stick that is straighter than Zhou Li, she may not even know what the Yaozu likes to draw most, so she is also very puzzled by Zhou Li's inexplicable sense of justice.

Not to mention Taoyao, a girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, it doesn't mean that she doesn't know anything, it means that Yaozu's paintings are actually quite expensive, so she should look down on them.

As for Elma...

"Zhou Li."

Just when Zhou Li was about to criticize Qingnuan Town, a town that sounded inharmonious, a faint smile suddenly appeared on the face of Elma, who was beside her, and she said to Zhou Li in a gentle voice: " Don't forget, I often clean your room."

In an instant, the sound of the siren occupied Zhou Li's entire brain, and countless cells began to send out signals crazily, indicating that the enemy was gone.At the same time, Zhou Li's brain cells began to activate continuously. From the big bang of the universe to the great harmony of life, in just a blink of an eye, he sorted out his life and came to a conclusion.

It is impossible for Elma to discover the monster masterpiece I bought!
Humph.

Zhou Li sneered in his heart. As a new youth in the 21st century, it is impossible for him to make such a serious mistake as his childhood sweetheart discovering the book he bought under the bed.For him, the place where the monster clan's masterpieces can be hidden can be anywhere, but it will not be under the bed in his own room.

"Water-based magic will leave a smell when cleaning the room, so I always borrow the Void Gate from Linghai to..."

"Let's go together, I was wrong."

Without any hesitation, Zhou Li looked at Elma with determination in his deep and wise eyes, and said solemnly: "We are here to handle business, and I reflect on my own behavior of being divorced from the masses."

"it does not matter."

Elma squinted her eyes and touched Zhou Li's hair with a smile, then looked at the people behind her and said with a smile, "Let's go together, so we can take care of you."

"See, this is pure flying dance."

Atalona on the side scoffed at Zhou Li's confession, pulled Taoyao and complained: "The power of flirtatiousness on the mouth is far beyond your imagination, but it turns out that Elma can handle it easily, just this kind of man, Xiao Taoyao Don't look for it in the future, it's too embarrassing."

Facing Atalona's ridicule, Zhou Li sneered, and just about to speak, he heard the innocent Taoyao answer innocently.

"No, Mr. Zhou Li should be an excellent man."

With an innocent smile, Tao Yao said to Atalona: "Don't hide your desires, admit your mistakes actively, and take everyone to play together, this is a good man."

"Torya, are you laughing!"

Zhou Li jumped up and said angrily: "You must be laughing, I saw it!"

"You can avoid such a clumsy diversion."

Torea, who had been expressionless all this time, finally had an expression on her face, but it was an expression called helplessness.

"move."

Zhou Li turned around, as if nothing had happened, "There is still a long way to go, and the road is still long."

"Let's go."

Elma also came out to relieve Zhou Li, and said with a smile: "It happens that everyone is tired, so it's good to have a rest."

Atalona didn't continue to smear Zhou Li, and she wasn't sure if Zhou Li would blow up with her directly out of embarrassment.After all, she and Zhou Li have a contract, and there is a high probability that they cannot beat each other.

Attalona shuddered subconsciously when she thought of the unsuitable content for children that she had seen in his mind.It's not that she's afraid of these, the dignified God of Life isn't even afraid of death, she's definitely not afraid of those behaviors that are just ordinary activities in her eyes.

She is mainly afraid of Zhou Li, you never know what beastly things this person can do to disgust you with the knowledge of the Eighteen Forbidden Things.

The town of fairies is very unique. As a naturally born existence, their "home" is generally in various naturally growing plants.For example, a towering giant tree, such as a particularly thick vine, such as a flower, such as an Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon.

"Haha, let me tell you that even people from this different world can't understand."

Zhou Li laughed. Facing Atalona with the expression of "what are you talking about?", he pointed to the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon that looked like Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon, which was Armstrong. Gohachita of the cyclotron-jet Armstrong cannon said, "Don't you think this thing looks abstract?"

"I think you are the most abstract person."

The corner of Atalona’s mouth twitched. Indeed, the building beside it can be said to be so abstract that there is no way to play it on the communicator without coding, but if this thing is coded, it will be an abstract thing that cannot be played.It was also hard for her to imagine that the aesthetics of these elves would be so advanced, even somewhat beyond the scope of human understanding.

Of course, Zhou Li, who can proudly stand under this building and laugh happily, is also an abstract thing.

"Actually, my original intention of creating this building is not like this."

At this time, a handsome girl with pointed ears slowly walked out of the building.The light red spun yarn is as attractive as the red feather.A pair of eyes filled with autumn water was full of sadness and emotion. She looked at the people under the building and said, "Actually, I designed this building according to the sword of the brave, but there was a mistake in the design. Turn the square into a circle."

Now everyone's eyes focused on Zhou Li. After a brief silence, Zhou Li stretched out his hand and rubbed his face vigorously, then sighed and said, "Okay, you guys laugh."

Of course, Elma dotes on Zhou Li very much, she won't laugh at Zhou Li, Torreia is too lazy to laugh, Tao Yao doesn't know why she laughs, and although Atalona's face is about to explode with hydrogen fusion, in order to maintain the image of a goddess, she Still didn't laugh out loud.

As for the goblin.

She was even more sad.

"Oh, I know."

The woman who walked out of the beautiful picture scroll sighed sadly, and the honey-like voice made people feel numb all over, "I may indeed stop here with my architectural talent, it doesn't matter, guests, for the goblin, to be blunt That's true etiquette."

"No, I think your building is actually very interesting."

After Zhou Li calmed down, he praised the goblin lady in front of him: "At least among so many buildings full of various styles, your buildings will always be unforgettable at a glance."

"Let's take it as your compliment."

If it weren't for the magic of the goblin's brain circuit, the woman in front of her would have taken Zhou Li's words as a compliment. Of course, Zhou Li was telling the truth. The Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon is too conspicuous.

"My name is Huailin, and I am a pagoda tree goblin. The buildings around me are the pagoda trees that connect with me, and they are also my guardian spirit."

The woman full of tenderness from the south of the Yangtze River in front of her turned her lower body smartly, her good figure has pure beauty, she looked at the few people in front of her, and said with a sweet smile: "Every guest came to our Qingnuan town to order an album ?"

"this···"

Zhou Li's heart was moved immediately. As the number one painter in the world, no, it should be the best painter in the world. The collection of paintings of the goblins can be said to be hard to find.After all, they are the only ones in this world who not only have extraordinary but unrefined aesthetics, but also have an extremely rich knowledge reserve and knowledge of human body structure. It can be said that the products produced by the Yaozu must be high-quality goods.

But now, a huge temptation is in front of Zhou Li. As long as he nods, the other party can customize a painting album for him.With this opportunity, not to mention Ivy, the dead sister, even Evan, who is usually serious and outrageous, would tremble three times when he met him, and he couldn't speak in a straight line.

"Not at all."

Gritting his teeth, Zhou Li's mouth was full of blood and tears, he forced a smile and said, "We came here this time to inquire about something."

"Ugh."

Sighing lightly, Huailin said with some regret: "I still want to see that you have the same aesthetics as me when I was young, and I want to customize a painting album for you. It's a pity."

Even though Zhou Li didn't say anything, even though Zhou Li still had a faint smile on his face, no matter whether it was Elma, Tao Yao, Atalona, ​​or even Torreia, they could all see that this man That is decisive and painful.

What kind of oppression of responsibility can make a man refuse the goblin's request to tailor a painting album for him.

Oh, it turned out to be saving the world.

"If you want to inquire about things, you can go to the largest watermelon in the south. Our mayor lives in that watermelon. Now, she should be creating, and you can just kick the door in."

When talking about the mayor of his family, Huailin didn't have any respect, only slight disgust and pampering, "If you want to visit her, I suggest buying more watermelon seeds, she likes the taste of watermelon seeds very much, but Because she is a watermelon fairy, that watermelon is her guardian spirit, so she dare not buy it by herself."

No, what you goblins are focusing on is rebellion, right?
Zhou Li nodded after being speechless for a while, and thanked Huailin in front of him: "Please show us the way."

"it does not matter."

Huailin shook her head, then she looked at Zhou Li with great interest, and then asked with a smile: "Young man, since I helped you, can you do me a favor?"

"what?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, he wasn't unsuspecting, but the power of the goblin in front of him didn't even have platinum, so he wasn't afraid that the other party would play some fairy dances, so he nodded and agreed, "Go ahead."

"Meeting is fate. I'm going to release a new album soon. Can I let you be the protagonist in my album?"

Glancing at the woman next to Zhou Li, Huailin said with a smile, "Don't worry, I won't draw the female companion by your side. I am a very principled person."

No, am I not within the scope of the principle?
If there is no Elma who is smiling and calm, Zhou Li can't wait to regard her as his adoptive father.It's a pity that as a brave man, I have an educational task. I can't say that when children from other countries ask their parents where they can see the portraits of brave men, they find their glory from the Eighteen Forbidden Paintings.

This kind of thing, just thinking about it, makes people fascinated... No, it is difficult to accept.

"This is not good..."

Looking at the disappointed girl in front of him, Zhou Li became nervous and quickly explained: "The main reason is that the influence is not very good. What you may not know is that I am a brave man."

"what···"

The girl in front of her was stunned, and after a brief silence, Huailin's eyes suddenly burst into light, and she rushed towards Zhou Li one inch at a time, her blood-thumping soft body almost touched Zhou Li.

"Then can you talk to me about life?"

"I've wanted to see you for a long time!"

(End of this chapter)