Across the heavens to be a bandit

Chapter 3 [Grab, Grab, Grab...]

【Drip! 】

[Someone sent a distress signal! 】

A voice suddenly came from his mind, and Ren Qianqiu hastily turned on the system.

[From the magic mobile phone world, Zhu Bajie's distress signal! 】

【Do you want to go to support? 】

"Yes!"

Turning the time tunnel, Ren Qianqiu appeared in a desert.

The wind was blowing, and yellow sand was flying all over the sky.

Looking around, Ren Qianqiu was startled.

An army of tens of thousands of weasels, in a black mass, pressed towards him.

Looking up, on a pile of sand not far away, on a dry wooden stake, a girl stood on one foot.

She was wearing very hot, very trendy miniskirts, tights.

With just one glance, Ren Qianqiu knew her identity.

Since it is a magical mobile phone world, it should be foolish.

Looking next to him, a fat man with big ears and a pig's nose was posing.

This product should be Zhu Bajie.

I saw him use the nine-tooth rake in his hand, after it became smaller, to use it as a comb, and slowly comb his hair.

Seeing Ren Qianqiu, he was stunned for a moment, then suddenly overjoyed.

He shouted in his mouth: "You damn bandit, you are finally here!"

Judging from Zhu Bajie's tone and demeanor, he seemed to know him, which made Ren Qianqiu obviously startled.

Asked: "Do you know me?"

Zhu Bajie patted his belly, and the nine-toothed rake in his hand grew bigger again. He laughed and said, "You are a famous bandit with a notorious reputation and have been passed down for generations. How could my old pig not know you!"

Ren Qianqiu became more and more suspicious, what was going on.

He and Zhu Bajie, this should be the first time they met, how could they know themselves.

But judging by his appearance, it doesn't look like he is lying.

Suddenly, he thought of the plot of the original novel, and thought of Lu Xiaoqian.

So, it seems that I understand something, but I don't quite understand it.

No matter, let's finish the task first.

"Brother Pig, you came to me, do you need my help?"

Zhu Bajie muttered: "If it is not a last resort, who would ask you, a notorious bandit, to help you?"

Then, his face changed immediately, and with a smile, he said: "Our master was taken away by the Yellow Eyebrow King, and I want to ask you for help. As for the price, I still know your rules, so I can talk about it, talk about it. .”

After listening to Zhu Bajie's words, Ren Qianqiu swallowed.

The King of Yellow Eyebrows, that is an existence that even Monkey King can't do anything about.

Are you serious about asking me for help?
Although he knows mana now, he can't compare with these monsters and gods at all.

With his current cultivation base, at most he can only catch little ghosts and pretend to be 13 in the city. As for saving Tang Seng, forget it.

The Yellow-Browed King was originally a boy who came from the east to knock the chime from the Buddha Laughing Monk.

When the Buddha was not at home, he stole two treasures, the golden cymbal and the acquired human seed bag, and became a spirit in the lower realm.

In Leiyin Temple, he lured Tang Monk and his disciples into being fooled, and put Sun Wukong in the golden cymbal, and put the heavenly soldiers and generals in the Houtian human seed bag, and was finally conquered by Maitreya Buddha.

"Brother Pig, I'm afraid I can't help you with this favor, so you'd better ask for blessings!"

After finishing speaking, Ren Qianqiu was ready to run away.

But Zhu Bajie grabbed him.

"Ren Qianqiu, are you planning to break the rules you set?"

Ren Qianqiu was taken aback, and asked, "What rules?"

Zhu Bajie replied: "No one in this world knows that once the bandit leader Ren Qianqiu takes over the task, he will definitely complete it 100%, and then take away something from the entrusting person as a reward.

But now you accept the task, but you refuse to do it, what's the matter? "

Ren Qianqiu waved his hand, "I have the heart but no energy to spare!"

Zhu Bajie looked at Ren Qianqiu suspiciously, then shook his head and said, "You don't want to lie to me, old pig, you were a person who made a big fuss in the heavens back then, how could you not even be able to do anything to a king with yellow eyebrows."

When Ren Qianqiu heard this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

"Brother Pig, don't talk nonsense, how could I make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, that's what Brother Monkey did."

"Although my old pig looks a bit ugly, my memory is not disturbed."

He broke his fingers, counted them one by one, and said: "Back then, Yang Jian was the first to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, my brother Hou was the second, Chen Xiang was the third, and you were the fourth. I will never remember wrongly." of."

Ren Qianqiu murmured in his heart, could it be that he really made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace? How is this possible?

So, he tentatively asked, "Brother Pig, back then...why did I make such a fuss in the Heavenly Palace?"

"How does my old pig know that!"

Zhu Bajie looked around, and then said in a low voice: "But my old pig heard that you are trying to rob Chang'e, the elixir of Taishang Laojun, the alchemy stove, the demon mirror, the seven fairies, the broom of the broom star, and Nezha's Hot Wheels, Rob..."

"Stop stop stop stop stop, why is it all robbery, do I look like that kind of person, why in your mouth, I became a bandit who robs everything."

Zhu Bajie looked at him with a look of disgust, and said: "Ah, it's not a question of appearance, you are! Although I cast the wrong pig fetus, I am ashamed to be with you!"

Zhu Bajie didn't say a word: "I think back then, you were planning to snatch my nine-tooth nail rake. If you didn't use the news of the lotus lantern to distract your attention, I'm afraid my old pig would have to change weapons. .”

While the two were talking, they were already surrounded by an army of weasels.

Zhu Bajie wasn't stage fright at all, it was just that he couldn't help swallowing when he saw the vast army of weasels.

Carrying a nine-toothed rake, shouting out his own slogan domineeringly is considered courageous.

"Once Bajie comes out, who will compete with him!"

Suddenly, a giant hand pushed Zhu Bajie into the sand.

"Hahahaha, Ren Qianqiu, I didn't expect you and the silly girl to come to help my old grandson. I am really grateful and grateful."

Monkey King patted Ren Qianqiu on the left shoulder.

Ren Qianqiu cleverly turned his head to the right, and Monkey King also happened to hide to the right.

So, the two almost had a mouth kiss.

This factual lesson tells many people: If someone really taps you on the shoulder, even though you know he will appear on the other side, you still have to pretend to cooperate, otherwise you may actually kiss.

"Brother Monkey, do you know me too?"

Listening to his question, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes cleverly and cunningly twice, and then he understood.

"Hahaha, so you have amnesia, you don't remember my grandson, it doesn't matter if you don't remember.

My old grandson wanted to say just now, I ask you to help me this time, and you must stop thinking about my grandson's golden cudgel.

It's fine if you don't remember, otherwise my old grandson might not be able to beat you, and it would also be a headache. "

The corner of Ren Qianqiu's mouth twitched.

Was he ever so crazy that he even wanted to snatch Monkey King's golden cudgel?
I'm afraid it's not a real bandit, is it?
(End of this chapter)