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Chapter 306 Living Prisoner

Zheng Wuji is going crazy!

I can't wait to have wings and fly away like a bird.

He has been spoiled by his family since he was a child, he is free and unrestrained.

Now he is locked in this volley room and becomes a living prisoner.

And he was tricked by Xu Chunjun, the more he thought about it, the more useless he became.

What's more terrible is that Mr. Wu also arranged a lot of homework for him.

Every day there is one chapter in big characters and one in small characters. In addition to the four books in the lectures, you have to read books of your choice.

You can't fall behind in reciting poems and composing right, and you have to play chess and piano and learn some elegant skills.

Zheng Wuji was so angry that he lifted the desk and shouted: "Isn't this going to kill people?! I quit! Let me go!"

Of course it is impossible for Mr. Wu to let him go down, the person below to deliver the food is a deaf-mute servant, even if Zheng Wuji yelled out his throat, he would not be able to hear him.

This place is isolated from the world, and it is impossible to ask others for help.

It seems that Xu Chunjun had planned for a long time, that's why he built such a place.

Mr. Wu also said: "Grandma is really well-intentioned. Building such a quiet place in this mountain is indeed a good place for self-cultivation and study hard. Senior officials should understand her heart. Such a good wife will last forever. Only then can it be repaired."

"Bullshit, good intentions! She just doesn't want me to be comfortable," Zheng Wuji went to the bed, paralyzed into big characters, and said angrily, "I won't learn, let's see what you can do to me!"

Do cows press their heads forcibly without drinking water?I am already born with bones and flesh, and I am not a boy who has just been enlightened.

Asking him to study, isn't that the same as asking Hualou's girl to be good?

"Grand officials calm down, reading is a good job, everything is inferior, only reading is high. Grandma is really thinking about you." Mr. Wu persuaded.

"I don't want to read it, I don't want to read it!" Zheng Wuji poked his neck and said, "This is the Queen Mother's menstruation——even if the Heavenly King and Laozi come, I can't do it!"

Mr. Wu was always smiling, walked to the door and gestured to the dumb servant with his head down, and said to Zheng Wuji: "Master, if you don't learn, you will have nothing to eat."

Zheng Wuji crossed his legs, folded his arms on the pillow, chuckled twice and said, "If you don't give me food, I'll steal it from you. Anyway, I'm younger than you, aren't I?"

Mr. Wu said: "The teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy. If you have no food, how can I have it."

The implication is that if Zheng Wuji doesn't study, both of them will starve.

After Zheng Wuji heard this, he was even less afraid, since he was starving together, and if he couldn't hold on, Mr. Wu would certainly not be able to hold on either.

It's impossible for two people to starve to death on this, it's just a way to scare themselves.

"Small tricks are wasting effort." Zheng Wuji didn't take this seriously at all.

The so-called "old rice grains, old rice grains, if you don't eat a meal, you will die", Mr. Wu is the most hungry at this age.Let's see then!
Zheng Wuji was not stupid, he thought that since he couldn't do anything, he would just sleep in and be hungry.

Show off the aura that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, if you don't believe it, you won't be able to carry it.

The first day he was out of breath, so it passed quickly.

The next day I started to feel hungry, but fortunately, I could still drink water, and I could barely cope with being full.

On the third day, my mouth became bitter, my hair became dizzy, and my stomach was burning and uncomfortable.

Mr. Wu, who is at the opposite door, seems to be fine, and spends most of his time meditating.

Zheng Wuji felt that he was pretending to show himself, but in fact he was already hungry.

At this time, it depends on who can't hold it, and I can't let go first.

On the fourth day, Zheng Wuji could no longer sit up.

It can be seen that Mr. Wu is still very energetic.

Can't help but ask: "Aren't you hungry?"

Mr. Wu smiled and said: "To tell you the truth, this old man knows a little bit about fasting, not to mention not eating for three or four days, even ten or eight days."

Zheng Wuji sighed, knowing that he couldn't hold on, so he had no choice but to admit defeat.

Mr. Wu asked the dumb servant to bring two servings of porridge. He hadn't eaten for many days, so he had to drink some porridge first.

"The senior officials have finished today's homework, and there will be steamed buns and side dishes later." Mr. Wu stroked his beard and began to drink porridge. Only porridge to drink."

However, Zheng Wuji would rather drink porridge every now and then, and do whatever he can with his studies.

"Grand officials, it's a day to work hard, and it's a day not to work hard. If you work hard, you can still eat and drink, don't you think so?" Mr. Wu is persuasive and persuasive.

Zheng Wuji shook his head and said: "Of course not. The so-called learning is boundless, the book can never be finished.

I work hard now, and I will have to work hard in the future. I will never get out of it in my life.

Now I can do whatever I can, and she, Old Fifth Xu, can't take my life after all.After a long time, I naturally knew that I was a rotten wood that could not be carved, so I let me go. "

Mr. Wu was not in a hurry after hearing his argument, he just said: "Water drops through a stone, but a rope saws a piece of wood. Even if you don't work hard, you will be exposed to it every day. Maybe one day you will be able to enlighten yourself!"
I have nothing to do with this old man, so I will stay with you in this mountain for a few years.It is better than wasting time and being invaded by wine and sex. "

Zheng Wuji thought to himself that this is not possible, if he stays here for three to five years, he must be crazy.

He bowed his head and thought for a while, and came up with another plan.

After eating that day, Zheng Wuji complained of abdominal pain and rolled on the ground while screaming for pain.

He thought that there was no way to spend so much time, he had to leave here as soon as possible.

As long as you let him leave here, even if you kill him, he will never come back.

Since he thought so, he naturally had to pretend to be sick when he pretended to be sick.

I thought that Mr. Wu would panic and call someone to send him down.

Who would have thought that he would pull Zheng Wuji's wrist to feel his pulse in a calm manner, and then said: "Why bother to pretend to be sick? I think you have some kidney deficiency at most, but you will be fine after taking some medicine."

"Who are you talking about with kidney deficiency?!" Zheng Wuji was enraged, and he didn't even bother to pretend to be sick.

"Hehehe," Mr. Wu laughed until his eyes disappeared, "If you don't have kidney deficiency, then you have a guilty conscience."

Zheng Wuji continued to hold his stomach and ouch: "Mr. Wu, stop making trouble. I really have a stomachache, I'm afraid it's colic, this disease is fatal!"

He felt that Mr. Wu was deceiving himself, and he didn't understand medical skills at all.

He rolled over on the ground and hit his head against the wall.

"Senior officer, you'd better get up! Your clothes will be dirty after a while." Mr. Wu looked at Zheng Wuji like a urchin, "How can an old man lie to others? Zhou Zhaochen is my senior brother, although my medical skills are not as good He can get by."

"You haven't studied enough all your life, and you still need to study medicine, can you take care of it?" Zheng Wuji didn't believe it.

"So grandma's 3000 taels of silver is not a loss. Isn't it great that I can do the work of several people by myself?" Mr. Wu chuckled, "If a senior official has a headache, I guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease. You must know that Grandma just wants you to study, and she doesn't mean to harm you."

Zheng Wuji couldn't pretend he was sick, so he had to get up and pat the ashes on his body, and then think of other ways.

(End of this chapter)