reborn as a poisonous woman
Chapter 67
Chapter 67
He met Lao Wang who was rushing towards the county with an excited expression on his face.
As soon as Lao Wang saw Zhou Qiqi, his eyes straightened immediately, and he almost burst into tears.
Ever since Zhou Qiqi woke up that day, she has been eating and drinking well every day, and now she is still as sallow and emaciated as before.
Looking at her ruddy complexion and a little bit of flesh, Pharaoh has never seen anyone more beautiful than her.
Not to mention the current Zhou Qiqi, even the yellow and thin face before, in Lao Wang's eyes, he looked like a fairy.
Pharaoh was so fascinated by the sight that he forgot to lift his foot and stopped there to stare straight at it.
Zhou Qiqi didn't want to see this old pervert at all, and seeing him like this made her even angrier, so she kicked him without hesitation.
"What are you looking at, you don't want your eyes anymore?"
When Lao Wang came back to his senses, he had already plopped his buttocks in the paddy field and lay down several handfuls of seedlings.
Coincidentally, this is the paddy field of Lao Wang's family.
"Bah, poisonous woman!" Old Wang cursed inwardly, if you, poisonous woman, were not so good-looking, I would have been blinded by it?
Zhou Qiqi didn't mind being called a poisonous woman, she probably got used to hearing it long ago, she smiled and clenched her fists at Old Wang, making a 'snap' sound from her fingers.
Seeing Lao Wang being cowardly, she snorted and walked away.
It wasn't until Zhou Qiqi walked away that Lao Wang crawled out of the paddy field and tried to save those handfuls of seedlings.
After supporting the seedlings, I hurried to the ditch to wash my butt. I have business today, and dirty ones are not good.
Unexpectedly, when I washed my butt, I found something wrong, the intestines leaked?
No no no, it's a leech.
Lao Wang's expression changed drastically. The thread on the back of his trousers opened at some point, and there was a big seam, and the leeches burrowed into his ass.
This thing really got into the body, but it couldn't be saved.
"The poisonous woman hurt me!" Pharaoh wailed, but he couldn't pull it off after pulling it several times, it was too slippery.
He panicked and ran to the village in a hurry.
What city do you want to enter, your life matters.
"Big head, big head, big head, help me."
When Pharaoh ran home, the leech could only see a little bit of the tail, and couldn't pull it off.
It won't work on fire, unless he doesn't want his ass.
"Hurry up, big head, if you don't hurry up, I'm going to die." Lao Wang wailed loudly, he was still young, and he didn't want to die early.
Looking at him lying there with his ass pouted, his expression was indescribable. Facing such an old man, he really couldn't do that.
"Uncle Wang, you're too... I really can't do it, why don't I discuss it with Mrs. Chen?" The big head thought of a way.
"What kind of woman are you looking for? Hurry up. A few years ago, you were drilled by leeches, but I dug it out for you with my own hands. You are a wicked bastard, and I will need your help. How dare you despise me." Wang was angry and impatient, his eyes were spitting fire, and there was a great possibility that if he didn't fix him quickly, he might die with him.
Big head: ...
Hi, that was all how many years ago.
At this moment, Dr. Lu happened to pass by, and when he heard Lao Wang's shout, he came over curiously and took a look.
Seeing that it was the leech that got into his ass, he said casually: "The leech is afraid of salt."
The big head's eyes lit up when he heard the words, there is salt in the house, at worst, he stuffed some salt in it.
In the end, Pharaoh recovered, but he lost a lot of salt.
Salt is so expensive these days, thinking of losing several tons of salt, Pharaoh was not in a good mood at all, and made a note of Zhou Qiqi in his heart.
Sooner or later, this poisonous woman will look good!
Glancing at the sun hanging in the sky, it was already noon, but there was a lot of delay.
Old Wang was so preoccupied with things that he couldn't care less about Yan, he quickly changed his clothes and ran to the county seat.
As soon as he left the stockade, he met the six brothers of the Yang family, and they seemed to be going to the county town.
Lao Wang immediately became vigilant, the bachelors in this family would not have heard anything, right?
Just as he was thinking this way, he saw Zhu Tiechui coming out of the village, as well as other people in the village, and he even saw the third and fourth sons of the village owner's family descending.
Old Wang: ...
There is an inexplicable bad feeling.
Facts also proved that his premonition was correct.
Mrs. Chen, who was invited to help, saw Lao Wang, and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Hey, I said Lao Wang, don't you also want to buy a wife in the county?"
The corner of Lao Wang's mouth twitched, feeling that the premonition came true was not at all uncomfortable, and his heart twitched.
"I want you to take care of it!" Lao Wang looked angry and gave Mrs. Chen a look.
"Cut, shameless." Mrs. Chen rolled her eyes, and suddenly remembered something.
If the old man wants to buy a wife, does that mean how much money he can have?
Mrs. Chen rolled her eyes and said, "I think you better not waste your effort. You are an old man over fifty years old and you are ugly. Who would take a fancy to you?"
The old Wang snorted: "Then I don't like you either. You know how to eat when you're old, and you can't even lay an egg."
Mrs. Chen: ...
It doesn't hurt much, it's extremely insulting.
A group of people looked at Old Wang's head with strange eyes, as if they saw something indecent.
The old Wangtou felt insulted, and loudly defended himself: "Look at me, I'm only half a hundred, and I'm not old at all. Changqing Daochang lived to be 150 years old before he died, and I'm only fifty, and I still have 100 years to live Woolen cloth."
Now everyone looked at Old Wang's head with a touch of disdain.
Daoist Changqing is a god-man, and he was still a boy until his death. It is said that he specially practiced the boy's kung fu, can you compare with others like a perverted old man?
The old Wangtou probably felt that he was not as good as him, but he still felt that even if he couldn't live to 150, he could live to be a hundred years old, so he still had 50 years to live.
He is young, what's wrong with finding a wife?
"Okay, I know what you are worried about. Don't worry, I won't snatch young girls from you. Let's look for old women, the ones who have given birth to cubs." Old Wang thought to himself, he doesn't want it if he has never given birth to a child. .
After hearing what Old Wangtou said, everyone suddenly realized that they didn't pay attention to Old Wangtou.
In fact, they are not afraid of the old Wangtou robbing them, after all, no matter how bad an old man is, he can't rob young and strong people like them.
Many of them originally had daughter-in-laws, but their daughters-in-law remarried after being exiled for crimes, and some of them were unwilling to come to farm land, preferring to stay at home as widows.
The elders are naturally not happy to live without a woman, just in time to hear a group of refugees pouring into the county town, so they simply try their luck.
If you are lucky, you may be able to marry one for nothing without spending money.
If it doesn't work, just spend some money.
They just sold the newly produced rice, and now they have some money, so they took this opportunity to go and have a look.
Otherwise, it will be difficult to marry a daughter-in-law after arriving here.
You must know that in Heishui County, there have always been more men than women,
(End of this chapter)
He met Lao Wang who was rushing towards the county with an excited expression on his face.
As soon as Lao Wang saw Zhou Qiqi, his eyes straightened immediately, and he almost burst into tears.
Ever since Zhou Qiqi woke up that day, she has been eating and drinking well every day, and now she is still as sallow and emaciated as before.
Looking at her ruddy complexion and a little bit of flesh, Pharaoh has never seen anyone more beautiful than her.
Not to mention the current Zhou Qiqi, even the yellow and thin face before, in Lao Wang's eyes, he looked like a fairy.
Pharaoh was so fascinated by the sight that he forgot to lift his foot and stopped there to stare straight at it.
Zhou Qiqi didn't want to see this old pervert at all, and seeing him like this made her even angrier, so she kicked him without hesitation.
"What are you looking at, you don't want your eyes anymore?"
When Lao Wang came back to his senses, he had already plopped his buttocks in the paddy field and lay down several handfuls of seedlings.
Coincidentally, this is the paddy field of Lao Wang's family.
"Bah, poisonous woman!" Old Wang cursed inwardly, if you, poisonous woman, were not so good-looking, I would have been blinded by it?
Zhou Qiqi didn't mind being called a poisonous woman, she probably got used to hearing it long ago, she smiled and clenched her fists at Old Wang, making a 'snap' sound from her fingers.
Seeing Lao Wang being cowardly, she snorted and walked away.
It wasn't until Zhou Qiqi walked away that Lao Wang crawled out of the paddy field and tried to save those handfuls of seedlings.
After supporting the seedlings, I hurried to the ditch to wash my butt. I have business today, and dirty ones are not good.
Unexpectedly, when I washed my butt, I found something wrong, the intestines leaked?
No no no, it's a leech.
Lao Wang's expression changed drastically. The thread on the back of his trousers opened at some point, and there was a big seam, and the leeches burrowed into his ass.
This thing really got into the body, but it couldn't be saved.
"The poisonous woman hurt me!" Pharaoh wailed, but he couldn't pull it off after pulling it several times, it was too slippery.
He panicked and ran to the village in a hurry.
What city do you want to enter, your life matters.
"Big head, big head, big head, help me."
When Pharaoh ran home, the leech could only see a little bit of the tail, and couldn't pull it off.
It won't work on fire, unless he doesn't want his ass.
"Hurry up, big head, if you don't hurry up, I'm going to die." Lao Wang wailed loudly, he was still young, and he didn't want to die early.
Looking at him lying there with his ass pouted, his expression was indescribable. Facing such an old man, he really couldn't do that.
"Uncle Wang, you're too... I really can't do it, why don't I discuss it with Mrs. Chen?" The big head thought of a way.
"What kind of woman are you looking for? Hurry up. A few years ago, you were drilled by leeches, but I dug it out for you with my own hands. You are a wicked bastard, and I will need your help. How dare you despise me." Wang was angry and impatient, his eyes were spitting fire, and there was a great possibility that if he didn't fix him quickly, he might die with him.
Big head: ...
Hi, that was all how many years ago.
At this moment, Dr. Lu happened to pass by, and when he heard Lao Wang's shout, he came over curiously and took a look.
Seeing that it was the leech that got into his ass, he said casually: "The leech is afraid of salt."
The big head's eyes lit up when he heard the words, there is salt in the house, at worst, he stuffed some salt in it.
In the end, Pharaoh recovered, but he lost a lot of salt.
Salt is so expensive these days, thinking of losing several tons of salt, Pharaoh was not in a good mood at all, and made a note of Zhou Qiqi in his heart.
Sooner or later, this poisonous woman will look good!
Glancing at the sun hanging in the sky, it was already noon, but there was a lot of delay.
Old Wang was so preoccupied with things that he couldn't care less about Yan, he quickly changed his clothes and ran to the county seat.
As soon as he left the stockade, he met the six brothers of the Yang family, and they seemed to be going to the county town.
Lao Wang immediately became vigilant, the bachelors in this family would not have heard anything, right?
Just as he was thinking this way, he saw Zhu Tiechui coming out of the village, as well as other people in the village, and he even saw the third and fourth sons of the village owner's family descending.
Old Wang: ...
There is an inexplicable bad feeling.
Facts also proved that his premonition was correct.
Mrs. Chen, who was invited to help, saw Lao Wang, and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Hey, I said Lao Wang, don't you also want to buy a wife in the county?"
The corner of Lao Wang's mouth twitched, feeling that the premonition came true was not at all uncomfortable, and his heart twitched.
"I want you to take care of it!" Lao Wang looked angry and gave Mrs. Chen a look.
"Cut, shameless." Mrs. Chen rolled her eyes, and suddenly remembered something.
If the old man wants to buy a wife, does that mean how much money he can have?
Mrs. Chen rolled her eyes and said, "I think you better not waste your effort. You are an old man over fifty years old and you are ugly. Who would take a fancy to you?"
The old Wang snorted: "Then I don't like you either. You know how to eat when you're old, and you can't even lay an egg."
Mrs. Chen: ...
It doesn't hurt much, it's extremely insulting.
A group of people looked at Old Wang's head with strange eyes, as if they saw something indecent.
The old Wangtou felt insulted, and loudly defended himself: "Look at me, I'm only half a hundred, and I'm not old at all. Changqing Daochang lived to be 150 years old before he died, and I'm only fifty, and I still have 100 years to live Woolen cloth."
Now everyone looked at Old Wang's head with a touch of disdain.
Daoist Changqing is a god-man, and he was still a boy until his death. It is said that he specially practiced the boy's kung fu, can you compare with others like a perverted old man?
The old Wangtou probably felt that he was not as good as him, but he still felt that even if he couldn't live to 150, he could live to be a hundred years old, so he still had 50 years to live.
He is young, what's wrong with finding a wife?
"Okay, I know what you are worried about. Don't worry, I won't snatch young girls from you. Let's look for old women, the ones who have given birth to cubs." Old Wang thought to himself, he doesn't want it if he has never given birth to a child. .
After hearing what Old Wangtou said, everyone suddenly realized that they didn't pay attention to Old Wangtou.
In fact, they are not afraid of the old Wangtou robbing them, after all, no matter how bad an old man is, he can't rob young and strong people like them.
Many of them originally had daughter-in-laws, but their daughters-in-law remarried after being exiled for crimes, and some of them were unwilling to come to farm land, preferring to stay at home as widows.
The elders are naturally not happy to live without a woman, just in time to hear a group of refugees pouring into the county town, so they simply try their luck.
If you are lucky, you may be able to marry one for nothing without spending money.
If it doesn't work, just spend some money.
They just sold the newly produced rice, and now they have some money, so they took this opportunity to go and have a look.
Otherwise, it will be difficult to marry a daughter-in-law after arriving here.
You must know that in Heishui County, there have always been more men than women,
(End of this chapter)
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