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Chapter 22 The Team Building Activities of the Five Great Talents in Jiangnan

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The two flattered each other a few words.

Zhu Zhishan finally said back to the topic.

"This time, my little brother is based on this, so he broke the boat and lost everything in his life at once, a total of 30 taels. I hope Brother Tang will draw [-] paintings for me, so that I can pay off the debt and save my life!"

"Oh, I understand, I understand!!!"

"Ah Shui, you go out first."

Tang Bohu's expression froze slightly, and after he waved the servant back, his expression changed on the spot.

"Bastard, do you think this is a good hall?! If you want thirty paintings, don't talk about it." He pinched Zhu Zhishan's neck and shook wildly, as if he wanted to see if there was water in his mind.

Although Tang Bohu has a bad attitude, Zhu Zhishan has long been an old fritter.

He was not afraid of boiling water, so he knelt on the ground and cried.

"Hey, don't be like this, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, I kowtow to admit my mistake now, you don't want to borrow your putuan from me back then, you also want to sell paintings for you these years , for the sake of getting a lot of money, please help me!"

"Now a few brothers on the road outside say that if they don't get thirty paintings after three sticks of incense, they will chop me up, so please help me."

"Three sticks of incense?!"

Tang Bohu laughed angrily, he was using him as a printing machine, Sanzhuxiang painted thirty paintings, who could draw them? !

"Hmph, don't say that brother doesn't take care of you. After you die, I'll write you an elegiac couplet. If you write it, you will be spared, and if you write it, you will not regret it. You choose it yourself!"

"what?!"

"You two are really brothers, even the heartless words are exactly the same!"

Zhu Zhishan looked at Jiang Minghao, who was roasting chicken wings leisurely, and he didn't have the rhythm to help him.

This nonsense Ah Hao.

Zhu Zhishan gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart, but the most urgent thing is to ask Tang Bohu to paint for him.

Not caring about talking to Jiang Minghao, he hurriedly hugged Tang Bohu's thigh and said.

"Oh, Bohu, don't be so desperate, okay? At worst, I swear that if I gamble again in the future, I will make the ugliest woman in the world, every night..."

Zhu Zhishan's poisonous oath made both Tang Bohu and Jiang Minghao look sideways.

They all said, Brother Zhu, you are a ruthless person!

In the end Tang Bohu was moved by Zhu Zhishan's sincerity and decided to help him one last time.

"Okay, I'll help you one last time!"

"Come here, the Four Treasures of the Study will serve you..."

After the servants brought the painting tools, Tang Bohu looked at Zhu Zhishan and said something directly.

"Take it off!"

"Ah, take off your clothes?"

Although Zhu Zhishan was reluctant, but he asked for help, he had no choice but to take off his clothes in the end.

Jiang Minghao stood aside, ready to watch his cousin paint, and at the same time made a lot of comments on Zhu Zhishan.

Brother Pig is a little stunted!
After Zhu Zhishan took off his clothes, Tang Bohu directly poured a pot of ink on him, and his whole body instantly became more than Neko.

"Ah, what are you doing?!" Zhu Zhishan screamed.

The plot in the movie happened right before his eyes, and Jiang Minghao couldn't help laughing on the spot.

Painting with the human body, this magical scene can only be seen in such nonsensical movies.

The two people next to him ignored him and continued their painting career.

Tang Bohu ignored Zhu Zhishan's screams, and pushed him with a brush, Zhu Zhishan immediately fell backwards, and then supported Zhu Zhishan's feet with the brush in his hand, and then spun quickly...

"Ah, are you going to play me to death?!"

Next is the plot that Jiang Minghao saw in the movie. Cousin Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body to paint with ink.

Just a few minutes.

A picture of "The eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world" was made.

Jiang Minghao looked at this painting, and it was magnificent. The eagle was majestic and mighty, lifelike, as if it had come to life.

The peerless masterpiece of Tang Yin's mature style, if placed in modern times, the value will definitely start at [-] million, and it must be "Knife Music".

Of course, in today's world, with Tang Bohu as the head of the five Jiangnan talents, the value of this painting is not much lower.

Looking at the paintings on the ground, Zhu Zhishan was full of praise when he thought of Tang Bohu's superb painting method just now.

"It's really amazing! Even if you beat him to death, it's worth it."

"However, what I admire the most is that Brother Tang, you used my palms to make flowers..."

"By the way, that Condor?"

"What do you say?!"

Tang Bohu glanced under him.

"Hey, it's exactly as I expected. It's majestic and enthusiastic, and it's so vivid." Zhu Zhishan was triumphant, and his expression was overjoyed.

At this time, Jiang Minghao suddenly interrupted.

"My cousin is talking about the little worm on the eagle's beak!"

"Yes", Tang Bohu nodded affirmatively, "How can there be such a thing as mighty and majestic?!"

The two cousins ​​sang together like this, making Zhu Zhishan, who was still in high spirits just now, suddenly lose his expression and feel bad...

Zhu Zhishan took a shower, and then took out the painting and handed it over to someone.

Jiang Minghao and his cousin sat in the courtyard drinking and eating roasted chicken wings.

As always, I complained about my cousin.

This time Jiang Minghao just smiled and didn't respond.

Through today's events, he knew that the plot of Tang Bohu ordering Qiuxiang would begin soon.

Cousin Tang Bohu will soon meet his real dream 'Qiu Xiang', and he will not be lonely anymore.

And after the cousin's heart knot is opened, he should soon have a few more cousins ​​and nieces, who will be promoted to the uncle generation.

But having said that, who is more lonely than my cousin who has eight wives?

Jiang Minghao was silent...

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After a little episode, another five or six days passed.

On this day, Jiang Minghao received an invitation.

The five great talents in the south of the Yangtze River will hold a 'team building'.

That is to say, go out to visit mountains and rivers together, recite poems and paint paintings, and the destination is set in Wuxi.

After staying at home for nearly a month, Jiang Minghao was so still that he wanted to move.

Master Wugui also said that one should combine work and rest in practice, and one should not be greedy for merit and eager for success.

And he guessed that this time the story of Tang Bohu spotting Qiuxiang was about to start. How could he be absent from such a classic story? !
So he readily agreed.

The five agreed on a time, and three days later when everything was ready, they left Suzhou in a carriage with their long entourage.

All the way to visit the mountains and rivers, recite poems and paint pictures, and visit famous officials, how pleasant it is.

With every movement and silence, Jiang Minghao felt that his spiritual cultivation had improved a little.

This made him lose himself even more in the mountains and rivers.

The five of them walked and stopped all the way, slowly, and it took more than ten days.

Finally came to Wuxi.

The prototype of Tang Bohu's Dianqiuxiang Zhonghua Taishi is Hua Chang, who lived in Wuxi after resigning from office, so Washington is located in Wuxi.

But in reality, the location of King Ning is far away.

The location of King Ning's uprising should be in Nanchang, between Jiangxi Province and Jiangsu Province, separated by Anhui Province.

However, as a comedy movie, and it is a strange world where Yue Buqun, Zuo Lengchan, Zhao Huaian and others are mixed together, it is normal for some reasonable things to happen, just ignore them

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