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Chapter 11 3 Lipu 【Recommendation】

Chapter 11 Thirteen Mile Shop 【Recommendation】

"Li Mu, are you alright?"

After Hu Guohua sent his uncle back in a donkey cart, he returned home as quickly as possible, fearing that Li Mu would encounter any danger.

However, when the door was opened, Li Mu sat comfortably, and the woman turned into a paper figurine opposite was still eating quietly as if nothing had happened.

"Well, brother, you're back. It's already getting late, so I won't disturb your young couple's intimacy. But then again, your daughter-in-law won't poke needles!"

Li Mu said cheerfully.

Female ghost: "..."

Hu Guohua: "???"

"Oh, by the way, brother, you haven't quit smoking yet, so you must not give up halfway, but I believe you will not go to the opium hall again."

Li Mu patted Hu Guohua on the shoulder and said.

"Don't worry, brother, I definitely won't go!" Hu Guohua repeatedly assured that Li Muxin was almost convinced by that sincere look.

"Okay, take care of yourself, I'll go first!" Li Mu patted his ass and left, Hu Guohua hurriedly got up and saw him off.

After sending each other off all the way until Li Mu was nowhere to be seen, Hu Guohua returned home reluctantly. After all, the weird paper figurine almost frightened him out of his wits.

"Why don't you go to Li Mu's place and continue quitting opium?" Hu Guohua dismissed this thought in his mind the next second.

"No, no, I finally escaped, I don't want to go back and suffer!" Hu Guohua thought in his heart.

As for quitting smoking, quit shit!
Hu Guohua became a little addicted again at the thought of opium. Just as his uncle gave him a bag of ocean, Hu Guohua opened it and counted it.

No more, no less, exactly one hundred oceans.

"It's still my uncle who loves me! Don't worry, I will go home and live my life honestly when I smoke opium for the last time."

Hu Guohua made up his mind.

So when I entered the city, I first got into the brothel to have a good time, spent five oceans, then went straight to the opium hall, and became Mr. Hu again.

Seeing that Hu Guohua was rich, the little six sons and the steward quickly put on their signature smiling faces, and still served Mr. Hu one by one.

"Master Hu is here, please take care of me!"

Hu Guohua went to the private room in high spirits, the little six nodded and bowed to prepare the tools, and then put on the Fulu ointment.

"Master Hu, please!" Little Six handed over the cigarette stick, Hu Guohua took it and was about to put it in his mouth when he suddenly felt someone talking in his ear.

"Guohua! Go home for dinner!"

"Guohua, mother will make dumplings for you!"

"Son, Dad really misses you!"

"Little Six, did you hear someone talking!" Hu Guohua asked like Little Six, but the latter shook his head and didn't hear anything.

"Forget it, leave him alone!"

Hu Guohua brought the cigarette rod to his mouth at this moment, saw figures appearing in front of Hu Guohua and looked very familiar.

Looking at Hu Guohua, he jumped up in fright, "Father? Mother? Are you here to smoke too? No, aren't you dead?"

"I lost it! Is this person crazy?"

The little six who stood aside instantly felt his scalp go numb, "Master Hu, what are you talking about, there is no one else here except us."

Hu Guohua's eyes widened!
The cigarette stick in his hand hit the ground with a snap, "Impossible, they are standing beside you, I can see clearly."

Hu Guohua said and pointed.

Hulala, a gust of wind blows!
Little Liu's face turned pale. He turned his head and sat down on the ground with a plop. A man and a woman appeared at some unknown time.

"Mr. Hu, don't make trouble. This is your friend, right?" Little Six said pretending to be calm, but Hu Guohua was already frightened.

"Guohua, come with us!"

The woman stretched out her hand and said kindly.

Hu Guohua's legs trembled wildly, and his body trembled uncontrollably, "Mother, I don't want to die yet, don't take me away!"

"Not going? That's up to you!"

The man on one side grabbed Hu Guohua's arm.

"Ghost! Ghost! I won't go with you! Help me!" Hu Guohua struggled hard, and at the same time shouted for help to the bewildered little six.

Little Six gritted his teeth, picked up the stool and threw it at him, but the stool in his hand passed through the two of them and landed on Hu Guohua.

"Hey, why did you hit me!"

Hu Guohua grinned in pain.

"What a ghost!" Xiao Liuzi was completely dazed. At this moment, the two figures turned around at the same time, their faces were almost rotten, and at the same time, a foul smell came.

"Hey, do you want to come with us too?"

The female ghost said kindly, and at the same time stretched out her hand, the little six fled away, leaving only Hu Guohua still struggling.

"Father, mother! It is said that tiger poison doesn't eat children! Isn't it just that I haven't burned paper for you for several years, if my son does something wrong, can't he fix it?"

"Are you really willing to repent?"

"Yes! Yes!" Hu Guohua said.

"If you are asked to quit smoking, can you do it?" Hu Guohua's mother said, Hu Guohua was stunned: "Quit smoking?"

"I don't think he will change, let's take him away!" Hu Guohua's father said suddenly, and Hu Guohua knelt on the ground with a plop.

"I quit opium! Please don't take me away! Father! Mother! My son kowtowed to you!" Hu Guohua kowtowed to the ground.

As for the ghost in front of him, the figure changed for a while. If Hu Guohua looked up, he would definitely find that she turned out to be the paper figurine that had appeared at home before.

It's a pity that the paper man disappeared in the next second.

On the other side, the steward of the smoke hall led seven or eight strong men and rushed into the private room. No one saw the ghost that the little six said, only Hu Guohua knelt down and kowtowed to the ground.

"Steamer, isn't this just a smoker? Can you still take what a smoker says seriously? You bastard, little six, are getting more and more worthless!"

The steward yelled.

"I clearly saw a ghost!"

Little Six said with lingering fear.

After this incident, Hu Guohua couldn't be in the mood to smoke, mainly because he didn't dare. He went home in a daze, wondering what he was afraid of even seeing a real ghost?
But when I got home, I opened the door and walked in.

The previous woman had completely disappeared, leaving only a paper man lying on the bed, looking at the white paper man Hu Guohua, feeling annoyed.

"I haven't had a good time since I brought you home. Master Hu burned it for you today!" Hu Guohua was about to burn the paper figurine in his heart.

Not to mention Hu Guohua, anyone would be able to burn it, but just as Hu Guohua was about to light the fire, the white paper man suddenly spoke.

"You ungrateful thing, I kindly want to help you, but you want to burn me?" As soon as the white paper man opened his mouth, Hu Guohua became bad again.

At this time, the paper figurine spoke again: "Although you are good at eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, you are a good person, and I originally wanted to marry you.

But then I figured it out, we humans and ghosts have different paths, and it is against the law of nature. I only hope that you can help me erect a tombstone and burn more paper for my sake. "

Hu Guohua was taken aback for a moment, what is this all about, but the female ghost's request is not too much, and it can be done with a little money.

"Don't worry, I won't let you help in vain. I was rich in my lifetime, and there are countless treasures in the coffin that can't be spent in ten lifetimes.

If you erect a stele for me, you can take the treasures in the coffin as you please, and my tomb is under the lonely tomb without a stele in the middle of Shisanlipu.

I don't force this matter, and it doesn't matter if you don't want to, but I hope you can find someone to help me. For example, your brother is very kind and enthusiastic. "

ps: please collect, please recommend tickets~
(End of this chapter)

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