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Chapter 303 Playing Wild 【Subscription】

Li Mu only used a little strength, otherwise, the monkey would definitely not be like what it is now. It immediately got up after falling on the ground, and then squeaked twice before leaving with its buttocks.

However, Li Mu's kindness was not reciprocated. The monkey squeaked twice, and then there were roars one after another in the forest.

"Fuck! This is poking a monkey's nest!"

Wu Xie protected his head, these monkeys were too stupid, either hiding behind trees, or hiding behind stones and throwing stones at the three of them.

"Damn it, I've heard that the monkeys in the mountains are arrogant, and the monkeys in some places are so bold that they go to the village to snatch children in broad daylight!"

The old itchy said bitterly.

Those monkeys robbed the children not for eating, but for playing. The good children were killed by the monkeys in the end.

Whether these monkeys robbed the children or not was unknown to everyone, but their stubbornness was indeed disgusting. At this time, there were so many roars in the mountain, Wu Xie and Lao Xie couldn't help but get nervous.

"Fuck! Monkeys are so cheap!"

"I feel the same! Last time I was kicked on Mount Emei, and my phone was snatched by monkeys! The monkeys there are simply lawless!"

"Me too. In fact, we treat them as monkeys, and they treat us as monkeys. They always feel that humans are easy to bully."

Many people discussed in the live broadcast room.

Wu Xie and Lao You slowly moved closer to Li Mu, "What should I do? There are so many monkeys, I'm afraid they will be chased and beaten!"

As soon as the voice fell, as expected, a piece of stone was thrown like no money, and Li Mu's figure flashed, and he left the land of right and wrong with his hands one left and one right holding Lao Tiao and Wu Xie.

The three easily dodged, and the Jingjue Queen was behind. With the strength of the Jingjue Queen, Li Mu naturally didn't need to worry.

However, although everyone temporarily avoided the stone rain, those monkeys refused to let go, and they just gave out to everyone while hiding.

Li Mu let Wu Xie and Lao Xie hide behind the big tree. He didn't want to bully them, but the monkeys really bullied them too much.

I saw Li Mu put his hand to his mouth to sink his dantian, and then roared, which was deafening. The most incredible thing was that the sound Li Mu made was clearly the roar of a tiger!
"Squeak!"

"Squeak?"

"Squeak!"

As the saying goes, there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings. The sound of tigers roaring in the mountains and forests, the king of beasts, is exactly what monkeys are afraid of.

Wu Xie and Lao Itching covered their ears, but in their eyes, there was more shock, because Li Mu's tiger roar sounded too similar.

The two were shocked, and so were the people in the live broadcast room. Li Mu explained casually: "It's just a ventriloquism. I learned it from a brother. Compared with him, my ability is just a child's play."

Li Mu was not modest, imitating the tiger's voice was naturally learned from Partridge Whistle, and Partridge Whistle's ventriloquist was so superb!
Animals in the mountains and forests, birds in the air, even fish and dolphins, all animals that can make sounds, can learn partridge whistle perfectly!

Li Mu doesn't know that much, but he has heard the roar of the tiger, and he can learn it like a fish in water. His proficiency is not as good as that of the partridge whistle, but it is not difficult to scare these monkeys away.

After being frightened by this, the monkeys who were still invincible just now retreated one after another. Wu Xie and Lao Xie finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that there were no more stones thrown at them.

"Don't let me catch the dead monkeys, otherwise, I'll have to peel off your skin!" Wu Xie's ruthless words would be more credible if there were no swelling on his face.

The old itchy suddenly felt as if the horns of his head were horny, and he stretched out his hand to touch it, and it really grew horny. Those who didn't know from the left and the right thought it was going to grow horns!

"Hey! These dead monkeys are still throwing wild fruits at people. It just so happens that I am thirsty!" Wu Xie suddenly saw a fruit, picked it up, rubbed it, and took a bite, but he didn't bite.

Li Mu also picked up a fruit, looked at it, and said, "The Predictor is a fruit, and it's also a kind of medicinal material. The outer shell will only explode after August, so it's also called August Explosion."

As he spoke, Li Mu opened the shell with a light snap, and put the pulp into his mouth like eating peanuts. The taste was not so delicious.

"Huh?" Li Mu suddenly sniffed the shell on his hand, and there was a faint smell of wine. The shell was obviously tasteless, and it was torn down from a tree by a monkey, so the smell of wine...

Li Mu's face showed joy: "Good thing, I said how could I be beaten for no reason, it turned out that the monkey was drinking!"

Wu Xie and Lao Xie looked confused, who had been drinking?monkey?How can these monkeys drink alcohol?However, the two of them reacted in the next second.

"Could it be the Monkey Bar?"

Lao Xie and Wu Xie didn't quite believe it.

Li Muyou picked up two fruits and smelled them carefully, and they did have a faint aroma of wine, which shouldn't be wrong with his nose.

"Those monkeys ran far away, I'll take a step first, you two follow slowly!" Li Mu chose to investigate without hesitation.

"I'm with you..."

Wu Xiegang said that Li Mu even ran more than ten meters, which was beyond his reach. Behind Li Mu, the Jingjue Queen always kept a distance of several meters. The most outrageous thing was that she was still carrying a camera on her shoulder.

Two people: "..."

Li Mu couldn't care about Wu Xie and the two of them anymore.

We must know that the formation of monkey wine is a coincidence, and the real monkey wine is worth a thousand dollars, and it is something that cannot be found.

Monkey wine is not a simple fruit wine. Some monkeys are old and mature. Although they are uneducated, they will instinctively add some exotic flowers and fruits, which makes the monkey wine often have a unique taste and extraordinary efficacy. Even for Li Mu, it is not good small effect.

What's more, this trip to the Qinling Mountains happened to be on the way, and this monkey wine was right in front of us. Would it make sense not to take some as a mental damage fee?
Li Mu's figure was extremely fast, running in this mountain forest, he was several times faster than the monkey, and it didn't take long for him to see the figure of the monkey.

The monkeys cowered in fear of the roar of the tiger, and now they only wanted to go back to their lair, how could they know that there was an uninvited guest behind them.

Finally, Li Mu chased before a big tree with intertwined roots. This tree was more than ten feet tall, thick and thin, with lush branches and leaves. From a distance, Li Mu could see many monkeys living on the tree.

"With such a big tree, there will probably be a natural tree hole as a wine cellar. If there is monkey wine, it is probably here!"

Li Mu turned on the golden pupil to observe.

Such a large group of monkeys will definitely have a leader, that is, the monkey king. If you find the monkey king, it will be easy to determine whether the monkey wine is available.

Sure enough, Li Mu found the target, a monkey, a bit bigger in size, it squatted on a branch of a tree, and whenever a female monkey came up, it would ride on it and start to output frequency.

After a few minutes, he rested for a while and replaced a female monkey. Seven or eight times in a row, Li Mu opened his mouth slightly, and for a moment he had the feeling that a human was not as good as a monkey!
"Shot, thanks!"

"Fuck, is this the legendary monkey show?"

"Wooooow, people are not as good as monkeys! I'm still a single dog, and the monkey king has wives and concubines in groups!"

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Finally, after more than a dozen times, the Monkey King was a little tired. Li Mu watched as the Monkey King climbed up to a tree trunk and pulled out a small branch from the tree trunk, and then a trickle flowed out.

The Monkey King drank a few sips, and immediately felt refreshed. Then he inserted back into the branch, and crawled back to the big tree branch to continue rubbing the female monkey.

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