My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately
Chapter 123 Eat More Papaya
Chapter 123 Eat More Papaya
"I heard that Lin Youyou went to watch today's game again?"
As soon as he entered the door, Su Bai saw Xia Jiangyue sitting on the sofa and heard these words.
Xia Jiangyue sat quite upright. Normally, such a sitting posture would make a beautiful woman look like a wealthy wife in TVB, but on Brother Xia, she would only look like a primary school student.
Su Bai rushed over to touch her head: "So?"
"Don't touch my head... They said that you chatted with her alone for a long time." Xia Jiangyue showed a vigilant expression, "What did you say?"
"It didn't take long, just a few minutes."
Su Bai was in a calm mood, and slowly recounted the content of the conversation.
He emphasized his feat of taking off Lin Youyou's salty pig's hand with one paw.
This made Xia Jiangyue feel that she seemed petty, and the content of the conversation really made her very concerned. On the one hand, she also felt that there was something wrong with Lin Youyou's view of love. On the other hand, she was afraid that Lin Youyou's prediction would come true. She said that Xia Jiangyue really felt that she was not good enough for Su Bai. Su Bai was the cutest and most powerful man in the world, but she just looked better and studied better.
And bear is small.
When studying at night, Xia Jiangyue was in a low mood. Su Bai accompanied her to study and secretly played with her mobile phone. From the corner of her eye, she noticed something strange about her, so she didn't ask questions, but began to analyze in her head.
Su Bai recently discovered that his ability to figure out girls is a bit weak, no, it is a lot worse.
With his conditions, of course, he doesn't need to rack his brains to find ways to please girls, but mutual understanding is a very important part of getting along with each other, and he has to learn to understand Xia Jiangyue more—from the standpoint of a boyfriend.
The origin of this trend of thought is largely because he discovered that Brother Xia was planning major events behind his back. This is seriously inconsistent with Su Bai's previous knowledge of Xia Jiangyue, which shows that he does not understand Brother Xia well enough.
During class today, Su Bai fumbled with his mobile phone and read a lot of articles about gender psychology.
Now is the time to test the truth in practice!
After combing through Brother Xia's schedule, Su Bai keenly discovered that the only thing that might cause Brother Xia to feel depressed was going to buy swimsuits with Lu Yuning.
Lu Yuning has a pig nose.
It's normal for someone who can't speak in his head to say something unintentionally that makes Brother Xia unhappy.
Combined with the scene of buying a swimsuit, Su Bai suddenly thought of something, so he placed an order from a fresh food store on his mobile phone.
In less than 10 minutes, a plump, round papaya with a unique aroma was delivered to the home.
Su Bai cut the papaya, put it on a plate and served it to Brother Xia.
Brother Xia, who was struggling with high math problems, turned his head and saw that his complexion was not good at that time.
"Why papaya?"
"Uh... just, I suddenly want to eat this. You should also eat some, it's good for your health."
Snapped!
Xia Jiangyue put the pen on the desk, and stared angrily, "I don't need this!"
"Ham, it's not a question of whether you need it or not, people are like iron and rice is steel..."
"Fruit is not a meal."
"Scientific research shows that eating fruit can make people feel happy and indirectly increase people's wisdom. You see, you have been stuck on this proof question for so long, so you should eat some fruit, my treasure."
"..."
Xia Jiangyue could see it.
Su Bai not only disliked her for being so small, but also laughed at her for being stupid!
So she muttered "I hate you" Yunyun, and pushed Su Bai and the plate of papaya out of the bedroom.
Su Bai scratched his head, feeling that he didn't cooperate well with this wave of theory and practice. Forget it, I guess it will be normal later, and then I will give Brother Xia some apples to eat. The apples are bought by Su Bai on the side of the road. It's cheap, I don't know if it's sour or not, let Brother Xia test the poison first.
It's just that this plate of papaya was pitiful, and it didn't fulfill its mission. After thinking about it, Su Bai decided to eat it by himself, and after eating half of it, he felt that what if he ate too much and it turned into a big raging one, so he stopped talking decisively.
The more Su Bai thought about it, the more frightened he became. In order to prevent Xiong Xiong from becoming feminized, he picked up the dumbbells and practiced his chest muscles for a while before going to take a bath.
As soon as the faucet sounded, Xia Jiangyue got out of the bedroom, poked her head out to look around, and confirmed that Su Bai was really taking a bath, then tiptoed to the dining table, and quickly gave the remaining half plate of papaya to her. have eaten.
Although Su Bai is very annoying.
But she was more afraid of being hated by Su Bai.
But papaya is really delicious, Xia Jiangyue likes that special fragrance, she thinks, she must eat more in the future, but Su Bai can't find it.
After thinking about it for a while, she picked up her phone and asked Lu Yuning again.
"Xiajiang Huayueye: Can eating papaya really, uh, make you bigger?"
"It's Ning Ning: Uh, it is possible, but the effect is not obvious. In fact, you might as well ask your Dabai to rub it for you, that is the most effective way."
"Xiajiang Huayueye: Go to hell!"
Throwing away the phone, Xia Jiangyue bit her lips, pinched herself with both hands, thinking that if it was Su Bai... her breathing became difficult.
Oops.
I feel it.
Today's shower, Xia Jiangyue took a particularly long time, when she came out, Su Bai stood by the door.
"What do you want to do?" Xia Jiangyue was immediately alert.
"I'm afraid you'll be dizzy and unable to get out. Are you okay?"
Su Bai's eyes are extraordinarily pure, which makes Xia Jiangyue feel even more ashamed, or she doesn't want Su Bai to be so pure, if Su Bai really peeps at her taking a bath, she will be happy instead, oops, I feel so perverted ...hehehe...
"Why are you smirking?" Su Bai touched her forehead, "You don't have a fever, do you?"
"No." Xia Jiangyue took Su Bai's hand away, grabbed his clothes on both sides, and lightly bumped his forehead against his chest, "I hate you."
Then ran away.
Su Bai was stunned for a while, then let out a smirk similar to Brother Xia's.
Hey hey hey.
……
After exchanging good night with Xia Jiangyue, Su Bai found out that it was only 10:30, if he knew it, he would have stayed in Brother Xia's bedroom for a while, why didn't she let him come to sleep today, really.
But Su Bai was too embarrassed to knock on the door again, so he went back to play games.
Facts have proved that this decision is wise, because the silly son has fallen into confusion in life and urgently needs his father's enlightenment.
"You said, should I go this time or not?"
"Go, Lu Yuning's treat doesn't cost you."
"It's not about money...I just think that Lu Yuning is so interested in me for no reason, which makes my father panic."
Su Bai asked Li Haoran why he panicked, and Li Haoran launched a long-winded analysis, summing up the central idea that Li Haoran heard that Lu Yuning was a native of the old Shanghai stock market, was an only child, and his family was a thief with money. not on...
"Damn, why are you thinking so much? You two haven't talked about love yet. Try it if you feel like it. Real problems can always be solved." Su Bai encouraged, "Our school is not bad. There are also quite a few people working in the Shanghai stock market. I heard that the salary is quite high, and there are also opportunities to start a business... Anyway, it’s a waste of eggs. Besides, I don’t think Ning Ning is a money-worshiping girl. She is a very realistic girl. Usually not as naive as her."
Unexpectedly, Li Haoran actually replied: "I don't think she is stupid, I think she is quite smart."
"Hey, are you starting to protect your shortcomings?"
"I do not have!"
The voice was filled with joy for a while.
(End of this chapter)
"I heard that Lin Youyou went to watch today's game again?"
As soon as he entered the door, Su Bai saw Xia Jiangyue sitting on the sofa and heard these words.
Xia Jiangyue sat quite upright. Normally, such a sitting posture would make a beautiful woman look like a wealthy wife in TVB, but on Brother Xia, she would only look like a primary school student.
Su Bai rushed over to touch her head: "So?"
"Don't touch my head... They said that you chatted with her alone for a long time." Xia Jiangyue showed a vigilant expression, "What did you say?"
"It didn't take long, just a few minutes."
Su Bai was in a calm mood, and slowly recounted the content of the conversation.
He emphasized his feat of taking off Lin Youyou's salty pig's hand with one paw.
This made Xia Jiangyue feel that she seemed petty, and the content of the conversation really made her very concerned. On the one hand, she also felt that there was something wrong with Lin Youyou's view of love. On the other hand, she was afraid that Lin Youyou's prediction would come true. She said that Xia Jiangyue really felt that she was not good enough for Su Bai. Su Bai was the cutest and most powerful man in the world, but she just looked better and studied better.
And bear is small.
When studying at night, Xia Jiangyue was in a low mood. Su Bai accompanied her to study and secretly played with her mobile phone. From the corner of her eye, she noticed something strange about her, so she didn't ask questions, but began to analyze in her head.
Su Bai recently discovered that his ability to figure out girls is a bit weak, no, it is a lot worse.
With his conditions, of course, he doesn't need to rack his brains to find ways to please girls, but mutual understanding is a very important part of getting along with each other, and he has to learn to understand Xia Jiangyue more—from the standpoint of a boyfriend.
The origin of this trend of thought is largely because he discovered that Brother Xia was planning major events behind his back. This is seriously inconsistent with Su Bai's previous knowledge of Xia Jiangyue, which shows that he does not understand Brother Xia well enough.
During class today, Su Bai fumbled with his mobile phone and read a lot of articles about gender psychology.
Now is the time to test the truth in practice!
After combing through Brother Xia's schedule, Su Bai keenly discovered that the only thing that might cause Brother Xia to feel depressed was going to buy swimsuits with Lu Yuning.
Lu Yuning has a pig nose.
It's normal for someone who can't speak in his head to say something unintentionally that makes Brother Xia unhappy.
Combined with the scene of buying a swimsuit, Su Bai suddenly thought of something, so he placed an order from a fresh food store on his mobile phone.
In less than 10 minutes, a plump, round papaya with a unique aroma was delivered to the home.
Su Bai cut the papaya, put it on a plate and served it to Brother Xia.
Brother Xia, who was struggling with high math problems, turned his head and saw that his complexion was not good at that time.
"Why papaya?"
"Uh... just, I suddenly want to eat this. You should also eat some, it's good for your health."
Snapped!
Xia Jiangyue put the pen on the desk, and stared angrily, "I don't need this!"
"Ham, it's not a question of whether you need it or not, people are like iron and rice is steel..."
"Fruit is not a meal."
"Scientific research shows that eating fruit can make people feel happy and indirectly increase people's wisdom. You see, you have been stuck on this proof question for so long, so you should eat some fruit, my treasure."
"..."
Xia Jiangyue could see it.
Su Bai not only disliked her for being so small, but also laughed at her for being stupid!
So she muttered "I hate you" Yunyun, and pushed Su Bai and the plate of papaya out of the bedroom.
Su Bai scratched his head, feeling that he didn't cooperate well with this wave of theory and practice. Forget it, I guess it will be normal later, and then I will give Brother Xia some apples to eat. The apples are bought by Su Bai on the side of the road. It's cheap, I don't know if it's sour or not, let Brother Xia test the poison first.
It's just that this plate of papaya was pitiful, and it didn't fulfill its mission. After thinking about it, Su Bai decided to eat it by himself, and after eating half of it, he felt that what if he ate too much and it turned into a big raging one, so he stopped talking decisively.
The more Su Bai thought about it, the more frightened he became. In order to prevent Xiong Xiong from becoming feminized, he picked up the dumbbells and practiced his chest muscles for a while before going to take a bath.
As soon as the faucet sounded, Xia Jiangyue got out of the bedroom, poked her head out to look around, and confirmed that Su Bai was really taking a bath, then tiptoed to the dining table, and quickly gave the remaining half plate of papaya to her. have eaten.
Although Su Bai is very annoying.
But she was more afraid of being hated by Su Bai.
But papaya is really delicious, Xia Jiangyue likes that special fragrance, she thinks, she must eat more in the future, but Su Bai can't find it.
After thinking about it for a while, she picked up her phone and asked Lu Yuning again.
"Xiajiang Huayueye: Can eating papaya really, uh, make you bigger?"
"It's Ning Ning: Uh, it is possible, but the effect is not obvious. In fact, you might as well ask your Dabai to rub it for you, that is the most effective way."
"Xiajiang Huayueye: Go to hell!"
Throwing away the phone, Xia Jiangyue bit her lips, pinched herself with both hands, thinking that if it was Su Bai... her breathing became difficult.
Oops.
I feel it.
Today's shower, Xia Jiangyue took a particularly long time, when she came out, Su Bai stood by the door.
"What do you want to do?" Xia Jiangyue was immediately alert.
"I'm afraid you'll be dizzy and unable to get out. Are you okay?"
Su Bai's eyes are extraordinarily pure, which makes Xia Jiangyue feel even more ashamed, or she doesn't want Su Bai to be so pure, if Su Bai really peeps at her taking a bath, she will be happy instead, oops, I feel so perverted ...hehehe...
"Why are you smirking?" Su Bai touched her forehead, "You don't have a fever, do you?"
"No." Xia Jiangyue took Su Bai's hand away, grabbed his clothes on both sides, and lightly bumped his forehead against his chest, "I hate you."
Then ran away.
Su Bai was stunned for a while, then let out a smirk similar to Brother Xia's.
Hey hey hey.
……
After exchanging good night with Xia Jiangyue, Su Bai found out that it was only 10:30, if he knew it, he would have stayed in Brother Xia's bedroom for a while, why didn't she let him come to sleep today, really.
But Su Bai was too embarrassed to knock on the door again, so he went back to play games.
Facts have proved that this decision is wise, because the silly son has fallen into confusion in life and urgently needs his father's enlightenment.
"You said, should I go this time or not?"
"Go, Lu Yuning's treat doesn't cost you."
"It's not about money...I just think that Lu Yuning is so interested in me for no reason, which makes my father panic."
Su Bai asked Li Haoran why he panicked, and Li Haoran launched a long-winded analysis, summing up the central idea that Li Haoran heard that Lu Yuning was a native of the old Shanghai stock market, was an only child, and his family was a thief with money. not on...
"Damn, why are you thinking so much? You two haven't talked about love yet. Try it if you feel like it. Real problems can always be solved." Su Bai encouraged, "Our school is not bad. There are also quite a few people working in the Shanghai stock market. I heard that the salary is quite high, and there are also opportunities to start a business... Anyway, it’s a waste of eggs. Besides, I don’t think Ning Ning is a money-worshiping girl. She is a very realistic girl. Usually not as naive as her."
Unexpectedly, Li Haoran actually replied: "I don't think she is stupid, I think she is quite smart."
"Hey, are you starting to protect your shortcomings?"
"I do not have!"
The voice was filled with joy for a while.
(End of this chapter)
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