My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately
Chapter 125 Hello, Only Big Bed Room Left
Chapter 125 Hello, Only Big Bed Room Left
The little train wobbled along.
The student traveling alone couldn't hold back after all, and found an old man a few rows away to change places.
The uncle was very enthusiastic, and he agreed, carrying a big red plastic bag, and sat down next to Li Haoran.
An indescribable smell hit, Li Haoran turned his head to look, his face changed slightly.
How would you describe that smell?
Li Haoran went to elementary school in the town. He took the junior high school exam and went to a good school in the provincial capital, so he lived with his parents who went to work in the city.
His father is a renter, and he knows many fellow villagers who work in the provincial capital, and they do everything. What impressed Li Haoran the most is those uncles on the construction site. Some uncles who work on the construction site will exude this There are different smells, the smell of mud, the smell of cheap grease from cheap lunch boxes, the smell of sweat and wine mixed together... It's impossible to say that it smells good, it's somewhat stinky.
Li Haoran does not discriminate against them, because they are very hard just to live, not to mention that many of them have to save money for their children to study, get married or even buy a house.
On the contrary, this smell reminded Li Haoran of his previous life, and a knowing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Until the uncle started to play Douyin outside.
Li Haoran finally couldn't laugh anymore.
I don't know what kind of mobile phone the uncle is holding, the speaker is so loud, it's like a thunderbolt falling into a purple gold hammer.
Just when Li Haoran was about to lose his composure, Su Bai on the opposite side spoke first: "Master, don't use Douyin, just chat with us."
"What are you talking about? What is there to talk about with your little dolls?"
"Hey, that's wrong. Don't look down on me, I have a lot of knowledge. From ** sea to ** palace, there is nothing I don't know."
Su Bai started the mode of running the train with his mouth full, starting from the corn field passing by outside the window, and using the corn madman Khrushchev as an introduction to start a discussion on the international political situation.
The uncle actively joined in. The two talked from why the scientist who proposed the nuclear winter theory disappeared back then to whether there is a head of state who has completed prosthetic transformation and frozen dormancy under the Arctic ice...
The other three were dumbfounded.
"Hey~" Lu Yuning pressed in a low voice, "They seem to have a good chat, and they hit it off, huh?"
"Indeed." Li Haoran nodded, "Listening to them talking about cross talk is a little better than listening to the funny sound."
Although he has no malice towards this group, Li Haoran really won't parry the "grandfather who understands international politics better than me" of the green-skinned train elite species.
As expected of Su Bai, he was too ruthless.
In order to prevent everyone from being tortured by Douyinwaifang, I sacrificed my ego to fulfill my whole self.
The organization will remember you.
Li Haoran sighed silently.
Chatting and chatting, we talked about the four of them.
"Are you students? Which school are you from?"
"Ninghai Institute of Electronics and Electrical Technology." Su Bai nonsense very smoothly, "Crazy, we are doing practical things, different from the bunch of nerds in Ninghai University of Technology."
The other three: ? ? ?
The uncle couldn't close his legs with a smile: "I'm good as an electrician. I have a good skill and can do work wherever I go... But you two girls are delicate and tender, can you be an electrician?"
"Look at what you said, an electrician must be pitch-black, right? It's still like the one who practiced kung fu so crazy, burnt from head to toe, black and red..."
"That's not called madness, it's from the Demon Sect."
"That's right, from the Devil's Cult. Actually, both of them are accounting majors, and we are from the Devil's Sect... Bah, electricians."
"I'll just say... accountant, accountant is good, he has a skill."
"Yes pinch!"
After listening to it for a long time, Li Haoran was bored and analyzed a wave, and shared the results of his thinking with Lu Yuning: "Master is obsessed with a skill."
"Maybe he is shorter." Lu Yuning replied.
"..."
Silence spread between the two.
"Hey!" Lu Yuning took the lead to break the embarrassment, "You don't like listening to dirty jokes, so I won't talk about it."
"no……"
"Do you like it?"
"I...you can do whatever you want, don't worry about me."
If ordinary girls just make Li Haoran feel difficult to deal with, then Lu Yuning makes Li Haoran feel that she is being played around with applause.
Dangerous woman.
She is usually laughing and talking with a bit of a big tongue, but her thoughts are undoubtedly very delicate. In Li Haoran's view, the comprehensive index of dual quotient is no less than that of Su Bai. It can be said that she is a pig-nosed version of Xiao Su Bai.
Fortunately, Lu Yuning didn't say anything against the sky, but he stared at Li Haoran's eyes.
When she was about to get out of the car, she said: "Your eyelashes are beautiful, I want to pull one out."
"...Don't, I'm afraid of pain."
"Ahahaha, just kidding, you are so cute."
Lu Yuning went to pinch Li Haoran's face again, but Li Haoran dodged it. After dodging, he said solemnly: "I think ordinary friends of the opposite sex should keep their distance."
"Oh."
"..."
It feels like she didn't listen at all!
On the other side, Su Bai waved goodbye to the old man, the old man's face was full of regret, he had never met a young man with such profound knowledge in his life... and he had such a speculative relationship with him!
Xia Jiangyue held back her laughter all the way, and now she can finally laugh out loud, patting Su Bai with her little hand: "You have played a lot."
"Otherwise, wouldn't you be bombarded by Douyin speakers for an hour?" Su Bai was upright, "You should thank me."
"Thank you, Lord Long En!" Lu Yuning bowed his hands, "By the way, why do you say that you are an electrician and we are accountants? Can't you tell the truth?"
Su Bai shook his head in a mysterious way: "Wrong, in front of the simple working people, it's best not to call yourself an intellectual, and you will be discriminated against in reverse. Do you understand the gold content of being in harmony with the people?"
He still remembers that summer, taking the train with Mr. Su Bicheng, accompanied by another professor from Qinghua's Department of Physics.
The two professors were chatting, and suddenly an uncle who was almost the same style as today came over, and said:
"What do you guys think, Qing Hua? You train talents for Ugly Country all day long."
The professor of the Department of Physics laboriously explained to the uncle that we are not cultivating talents for the ugly country, mainly we are doing theoretical physics, and there is really no such environment in China.
The uncle looked disdainful, nonsense, then why did Mr. Qian come back back then?
The physics professor explained that it is nuclear physics, which is different from theoretical physics.
The uncle scolded angrily, sophistry!I don't care about physics, anyway, you are rare, traitors.
The professor of the physics department couldn't stand it any longer, and looked at Su Bicheng for help.
Su Bicheng laughed loudly: "Why are you staring at me? I'm from Beida Jade Bird. I major in computer science. I don't know anything about physics."
Professor of the Department of Physics: ? ? ?
To this day, Su Bai still remembers the question mark on the professor's face, and the uncle's attitude towards the two of them, who was so divided.
It can only be said that if you don't want to be hated, you must tell some lies.
And being able to lie calmly is a very important ability.
But when he arrived at the hotel and checked in, Su Bai lost his composure.
"Sirs and ladies, I'm really sorry...we only have a big bed room."
(End of this chapter)
The little train wobbled along.
The student traveling alone couldn't hold back after all, and found an old man a few rows away to change places.
The uncle was very enthusiastic, and he agreed, carrying a big red plastic bag, and sat down next to Li Haoran.
An indescribable smell hit, Li Haoran turned his head to look, his face changed slightly.
How would you describe that smell?
Li Haoran went to elementary school in the town. He took the junior high school exam and went to a good school in the provincial capital, so he lived with his parents who went to work in the city.
His father is a renter, and he knows many fellow villagers who work in the provincial capital, and they do everything. What impressed Li Haoran the most is those uncles on the construction site. Some uncles who work on the construction site will exude this There are different smells, the smell of mud, the smell of cheap grease from cheap lunch boxes, the smell of sweat and wine mixed together... It's impossible to say that it smells good, it's somewhat stinky.
Li Haoran does not discriminate against them, because they are very hard just to live, not to mention that many of them have to save money for their children to study, get married or even buy a house.
On the contrary, this smell reminded Li Haoran of his previous life, and a knowing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Until the uncle started to play Douyin outside.
Li Haoran finally couldn't laugh anymore.
I don't know what kind of mobile phone the uncle is holding, the speaker is so loud, it's like a thunderbolt falling into a purple gold hammer.
Just when Li Haoran was about to lose his composure, Su Bai on the opposite side spoke first: "Master, don't use Douyin, just chat with us."
"What are you talking about? What is there to talk about with your little dolls?"
"Hey, that's wrong. Don't look down on me, I have a lot of knowledge. From ** sea to ** palace, there is nothing I don't know."
Su Bai started the mode of running the train with his mouth full, starting from the corn field passing by outside the window, and using the corn madman Khrushchev as an introduction to start a discussion on the international political situation.
The uncle actively joined in. The two talked from why the scientist who proposed the nuclear winter theory disappeared back then to whether there is a head of state who has completed prosthetic transformation and frozen dormancy under the Arctic ice...
The other three were dumbfounded.
"Hey~" Lu Yuning pressed in a low voice, "They seem to have a good chat, and they hit it off, huh?"
"Indeed." Li Haoran nodded, "Listening to them talking about cross talk is a little better than listening to the funny sound."
Although he has no malice towards this group, Li Haoran really won't parry the "grandfather who understands international politics better than me" of the green-skinned train elite species.
As expected of Su Bai, he was too ruthless.
In order to prevent everyone from being tortured by Douyinwaifang, I sacrificed my ego to fulfill my whole self.
The organization will remember you.
Li Haoran sighed silently.
Chatting and chatting, we talked about the four of them.
"Are you students? Which school are you from?"
"Ninghai Institute of Electronics and Electrical Technology." Su Bai nonsense very smoothly, "Crazy, we are doing practical things, different from the bunch of nerds in Ninghai University of Technology."
The other three: ? ? ?
The uncle couldn't close his legs with a smile: "I'm good as an electrician. I have a good skill and can do work wherever I go... But you two girls are delicate and tender, can you be an electrician?"
"Look at what you said, an electrician must be pitch-black, right? It's still like the one who practiced kung fu so crazy, burnt from head to toe, black and red..."
"That's not called madness, it's from the Demon Sect."
"That's right, from the Devil's Cult. Actually, both of them are accounting majors, and we are from the Devil's Sect... Bah, electricians."
"I'll just say... accountant, accountant is good, he has a skill."
"Yes pinch!"
After listening to it for a long time, Li Haoran was bored and analyzed a wave, and shared the results of his thinking with Lu Yuning: "Master is obsessed with a skill."
"Maybe he is shorter." Lu Yuning replied.
"..."
Silence spread between the two.
"Hey!" Lu Yuning took the lead to break the embarrassment, "You don't like listening to dirty jokes, so I won't talk about it."
"no……"
"Do you like it?"
"I...you can do whatever you want, don't worry about me."
If ordinary girls just make Li Haoran feel difficult to deal with, then Lu Yuning makes Li Haoran feel that she is being played around with applause.
Dangerous woman.
She is usually laughing and talking with a bit of a big tongue, but her thoughts are undoubtedly very delicate. In Li Haoran's view, the comprehensive index of dual quotient is no less than that of Su Bai. It can be said that she is a pig-nosed version of Xiao Su Bai.
Fortunately, Lu Yuning didn't say anything against the sky, but he stared at Li Haoran's eyes.
When she was about to get out of the car, she said: "Your eyelashes are beautiful, I want to pull one out."
"...Don't, I'm afraid of pain."
"Ahahaha, just kidding, you are so cute."
Lu Yuning went to pinch Li Haoran's face again, but Li Haoran dodged it. After dodging, he said solemnly: "I think ordinary friends of the opposite sex should keep their distance."
"Oh."
"..."
It feels like she didn't listen at all!
On the other side, Su Bai waved goodbye to the old man, the old man's face was full of regret, he had never met a young man with such profound knowledge in his life... and he had such a speculative relationship with him!
Xia Jiangyue held back her laughter all the way, and now she can finally laugh out loud, patting Su Bai with her little hand: "You have played a lot."
"Otherwise, wouldn't you be bombarded by Douyin speakers for an hour?" Su Bai was upright, "You should thank me."
"Thank you, Lord Long En!" Lu Yuning bowed his hands, "By the way, why do you say that you are an electrician and we are accountants? Can't you tell the truth?"
Su Bai shook his head in a mysterious way: "Wrong, in front of the simple working people, it's best not to call yourself an intellectual, and you will be discriminated against in reverse. Do you understand the gold content of being in harmony with the people?"
He still remembers that summer, taking the train with Mr. Su Bicheng, accompanied by another professor from Qinghua's Department of Physics.
The two professors were chatting, and suddenly an uncle who was almost the same style as today came over, and said:
"What do you guys think, Qing Hua? You train talents for Ugly Country all day long."
The professor of the Department of Physics laboriously explained to the uncle that we are not cultivating talents for the ugly country, mainly we are doing theoretical physics, and there is really no such environment in China.
The uncle looked disdainful, nonsense, then why did Mr. Qian come back back then?
The physics professor explained that it is nuclear physics, which is different from theoretical physics.
The uncle scolded angrily, sophistry!I don't care about physics, anyway, you are rare, traitors.
The professor of the physics department couldn't stand it any longer, and looked at Su Bicheng for help.
Su Bicheng laughed loudly: "Why are you staring at me? I'm from Beida Jade Bird. I major in computer science. I don't know anything about physics."
Professor of the Department of Physics: ? ? ?
To this day, Su Bai still remembers the question mark on the professor's face, and the uncle's attitude towards the two of them, who was so divided.
It can only be said that if you don't want to be hated, you must tell some lies.
And being able to lie calmly is a very important ability.
But when he arrived at the hotel and checked in, Su Bai lost his composure.
"Sirs and ladies, I'm really sorry...we only have a big bed room."
(End of this chapter)
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