My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 141
The positioning of this documentary program from Ugly Country is novelty-seeking. Each episode will talk about a few unlucky people who are sitting at home and suddenly have a strange illness and are sent to the ICU where their lives are dying.

Because it is an ugly country where you have to wait in line for a long time to see a doctor, before being sent to the ICU, there must be a link of "the doctor who made the appointment one week after the appointment will prescribe painkillers and ask the patient to drink more hot water at home", let Su Bai see I can't help but suspect that the real intention of this program is probably to discredit the ugly country's medical system.

After thinking about it, no, their medical system is already black and there is no need to wipe it.

Then the doctors asked the family members of the unlucky guy, and reviewed the life of the unlucky guy in the past few weeks or even months, focusing on where he has been, what he has eaten, what he has done, and who he has slept with.

When it was preached on TV that the unlucky guy who was a music training teacher slept with a female student in a bar, Xia Jiangyue gave Su Bai a hard look.

"?" The corner of Su Bai's mouth twitched, "Why are you staring at me?"

"You can't learn from him in the future. To teach a student, you have to talk to others... How shameless!"

Su Bai looked as if he had seen a ghost: "How can I do such a thing, I am very pure, okay, besides, you are the one who engages in music training."

"But you are easy to attract bees and butterflies." Xia Jiangyue said bitterly, "That Lin Youyou hasn't given up until now."

"Little comrade, don't double-standard, okay, or you've already forgotten about Ning Ziheng?" Su Bai shook his head, "It's just that I scared him away, otherwise he wouldn't have given up."

"Well……"

It seemed to make sense, Xia Jiangyue speculated for a while, her eyes lit up, and she waved her small fist: "Then I'll hit Lin Youyou too."

"...It's not impossible, I heard that Lin Youyou's physical education class is baseball, you go too, hit her forehead with a stick, and knock her forehead into a depression, disfigured, she will have no face to pester me, haha Ha ha……"

While talking, Su Bai laughed himself first, he always did this, when he told jokes he laughed harder than others.

At this time, the plot on TV had a breakthrough, and the two stopped teasing Lin Youyou for the time being, and concentrated on watching TV.

Sure enough, the reason why the unlucky guy was so unlucky that he suddenly fell ill was not because the female student he was sleeping with was poisonous, but because when he was climbing a mountain with his son, he was bitten by a very rare bug and infected a kind of neurological disease. Toxins interfere with the judgment of the immune system, causing the immune system to fully fire and kill healthy cells and tissues frantically.

Many diseases that humans can suffer from have the same harmful mechanism. The immune system defends our body, but in many cases, it is an out-and-out pig teammate.

Watching this program, Xia Ge was a little sad: "People are so fragile. If you lie on the hospital bed like that for a long time and don't wake up, I will definitely collapse."

"Don't collapse, I didn't sleep with a female student, please know."

"You hate it!"

Xia Jiangyue laughed and cursed, hitting him with her small fist. It was a sad thing, but once he deconstructed it, it seemed that it didn't matter.

Su Bai is always very optimistic, and Xia Jiangyue is serious by nature. This may be a good complement. If Su Bai finds a girlfriend who is similar to his personality... that is not realistic. There is no such thing in love, talk about cross talk More or less.

In the second half of the episode, a new unlucky guy came. Xia Jiangyue refused to watch it, and was a little scared.

"It's quite nice, so go to sleep, you have to teach tomorrow."

After brushing his teeth, Su Bai ran over to kiss her again, but Xia Jiangyue gently pushed her away.

"No."

"Why?"

"From now on, kiss at most once a day."

"What kind of strange rule is this... okay."

Su Bai was a little bit reluctant, but he still obediently went back to the house.

Of course, Xia Jiangyue has serious considerations about this. She found that she likes Shishi more and more. If this continues, she may soon give everything she has to Su Bai. But she doesn't want to be so fast, but she She also likes to kiss Su Bai, after considering the balance, she established this rule, kissing once a day will not make her body weird, but also satisfy her inner thoughts.

Simply perfect.

But Su Bai didn't take the initiative to sleep with her, and went back to his room as it should, which made Xia Jiangyue a little disappointed, and rolled on the soft big bed for a while before falling asleep in a daze.

The sleeping position was as strange as ever.

After falling asleep, it was already afternoon when I woke up.

Looking at the watch, it was already 01:30. She hurriedly climbed out of bed, stumbled out of the bedroom, and almost fell to the ground.

His legs and feet were a little weak when he just woke up, and Xia Ge's legs were slightly sore after returning from the trip. As a person with uncoordinated limbs, it is almost inevitable to fall on the ground.

Fortunately, Su Bai arrived in time and hugged her.

"What are you doing silly? Take it easy, you do it on the sofa, and I'll make you a sandwich."

"I'm not stupid." Xia Jiangyue raised her face and asked Su Bai, "Why didn't you call me so late?"

"I'll let you sleep a little longer. I'm already tired. Anyway, I'll cook for you."

After finishing speaking, Su Bai went to the kitchen to tinker for a while, and brought out a sandwich.

This thing, Xia Jiangyue would like to call it Su Bai's special sandwich.

I used three slices of whole-wheat bread, two interlayers, one was a fried egg coated with tomato sauce, and the other was a patty with prunes. The patty was fried with pork and added with minced mushrooms.

It sounds evil, but the taste is surprisingly good, with a good texture and rich layers, even better than the egg yolk burger.

Xia Jiangyue bit and bit, and quickly finished eating. She stretched her legs and felt much better. It is true that eating can restore her body.

Su Bai laughed out loud suddenly: "You look like this...you are especially like that one, after the cat has finished eating, it will scratch everywhere with its paws..."

"No."

"Silly cat."

"I'm not a silly cat!"

The two were arguing whether Xia Jiangyue was a silly cat or not. Lu Xiaoke arrived on time. When her mother went downstairs, Sa Yazi ran to the TV to watch the game console, showing a disappointed expression: "Why is the progress not moving, please , you are weak."

"Because I plan to wait until you come to play again, and I'll starve you to death."

"Wow, big brother Su Bai is good or bad, Mr. Xia, you are going to marry such a man in the future, are you really not afraid of being sold by him in your sleep and counting the money for him?"

Seeing Lu Xiaoke's serious expression, Xia Jiangyue couldn't stop laughing.

Su Bai slapped his thigh wildly: "How can I put it, even children can see that you are stupid!"

"...Lu Xiaoke, let's go to class and ignore him."

Xia Jiangyue pulled Lu Xiaoke to the piano, and gave Su Bai a hard look.

Lu Xiaoke sighed: "Brother Su Bai, I'm afraid you're going to kneel on the washboard tonight."

"I'm afraid you don't understand my family status, hum."

Su Bai is too lazy to care about children, well, Brother Xia is also a child.

He turned on the TV, connected the pro controller, and entered the game.

In the afternoon, the sunshine in the early autumn was just right. I was shopping on the mainland of Hyrule, and my beloved was teaching children how to play the piano. Everything was so wonderful.

It would be even better if I didn't have to copy the mechanical drawing homework tonight.

(End of this chapter)