My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 150 Xia Ge's Expansion
Su Bai complained about the chicken rice noodles sold for breakfast in the cafeteria next to the dormitory. This time, it has nothing to do with the semi-finished products, but he thinks the chicken is not very fresh, like the fried spicy chicken left over from yesterday. Coat with flour, add salt, stew to collect the juice, pour on the cooked rice noodles, and add some capers.

By the way, the capers were also very strange. At that time, Su Bai tried the chicken rice noodles for the first time, and he poured it down after two mouthfuls.

"Silly son, a mere breakfast without your father's company will reveal your true form as a jet fighter. I can only say...you still need to grow up."

Su Bai shouted outside the toilet.

There was only a weak "roll~" sound from inside.

Su Bai laughed happily, went back to his desk, turned on the computer, typed first, after finishing typing, the cafeteria opened lunch, and called Brother Xia to have lunch.

Today is Sunday, and the cafeteria on Sunday serves some delicious food, but Su Bai seldom eats lunch on campus on weekends, so it happened to be a fresh taste.

"I'm super! But I squirted again?"

Lao Hu's voice sounded at the door, and Su Bai was delighted. Now Li Haoran's jet has become a beautiful landscape in the 2x03 class of the automobile department. Even Lao Hu, who lives upstairs, came down to watch. All fast.

In addition to watching the fun, Hu Xingwang also brought a piece of joyful news.

Accidentally, he found a public account called, "But did you squirt today?".

It is updated once a day, and the content is extremely streamlined, "sprayed" or "not".

Su Bai quickly forwarded the official account to the class group (there is no counselor and teacher's version), so that everyone who has just finished the mechanical drawing exam can have a good time.

"Zhuo~" A weak wailing suddenly sounded from the direction of the toilet.

As a man with a very active mind, Su Bai quickly thought of something. At that time, when he was just entering school, Li Haoran first showed his talents in the car research institute. At that time, a senior sister expressed a strong interest in Li Haoran on the confession wall.

This is probably a prank by a troublemaker. Su Bai thought so before, but now he thinks that the senior sister and the person who ran this weird official account must be the same person.

As if Su Bai had found a treasure, he did not think it was a big deal, so he shared the deduction with Lu Yuning.

When traveling during the National Day holiday, the four of them formed a small group, and Su Bai joined Lu Yuning in the group, talking about his grand conjectures.

"You bastard son, don't get angry..." Li Haoran leaned on the wall and grinned into the room.

"I'm not talking about you, your body is really weak, every time you squirt, you feel as if you are going to die."

"He's meowing, it has nothing to do with spraying, his legs are numb after squatting for too long."

"……All right."

……

Li Haoran insisted on following the lunch specials in the cafeteria. According to him, since squirting is a foregone conclusion, he must not treat his stomach badly again, otherwise he would lose twice and become numb.

However, Li Haoran turned pale when he saw the dishes behind the window.

Hainan Chicken Rice.

Chicken, is white.

It reminded him of the white chicken rice noodles in the morning, ptsd committed a crime.

"Then go eat the red chicken, let's go to the spicy chicken." Su Bai suggested.

"Spicy chicken..." Li Haoran was caught in a dilemma. Hainanese chicken rice is obviously a very light and friendly food, but the color is not friendly; spicy chicken is friendly in color, but it is actually not friendly.

Ah, the world is too dangerous.

After a while Li Haoran came to his senses: "Wait, why do I have to eat chicken?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Because you misled me, you son of a bitch."

Li Haoran laughed and cursed to get a plate of sauced beef, and was once again confused about the choice of staple food, he really didn't want to drink porridge.

Lu Yuning, who came belatedly, solved this problem. She brought Li Haoran a bag of soft bread, which happened to be a staple food. Although it was a bit strange to serve bread with sauced beef, it was better than plain porridge.

"After all, you don't like to drink plain porridge."

"You know this...thank you." Li Haoran took the bag. The texture of the bread bag made him feel very strange, and he always felt that it was very high-end.

With sharp eyes, Su Bai saw the source of this bag of bread: "Ah, I bought this from that expensive Japanese milk tea shop, what is it called...Naibai's Xuezi?"

"Don't play hooligans!" Xia Jiangyue hit him.

Li Haoran probably knows which store it is. There is one on the snack street in the school, and the price is prohibitive for him. If he wants to eat bread, he must go to a small supermarket and buy one for two or three yuan.

He was secretly dumbfounded, Lu Yuning's spending habits... a bit ruthless.

The four of them were at the dinner table, discussing today's exam involuntarily. The three of them agreed that the midterm exam of mechanical drawing was simple and clear, with no pitfalls, and it was easy to score more than 90 points.

Lu Yuning looked confused, and after listening to it for a long time, he couldn't guess how he did in the exam, but he said quite complacently: "I think my drawings are pretty good."

"The picture of the goddamn meow is very beautiful, why don't you put this art test?" Su Bai complained, "Don't break Sister Ting's record for failing subjects, I suggest, let my son tutor you, at least for high mathematics. The grades are too poor, and the weighted ratio of the scores of these two midterm exams is quite high."

"Okay!" Lu Yuning looked at Li Haoran eagerly and said with a smirk, clasped his hands together, "Please!"

So Li Haoran didn't realize it himself, and was arranged by the bad friend.

It's nothing to give lectures to others. Even Li Haoran liked to give lectures to his good brothers in high school. In the process of teaching, his own mastery of knowledge can be consolidated, and even new insights will be gained.

But tutoring Lu Yuning... Not to mention that she would take the opportunity to do some tricks.

Can she really understand?

Li Haoran fell into confusion.

Su Bai poked Xia Jiangyue: "Go back later and take a nap, and I will tell you this afternoon."

"unnecessary."

"?"

"I've learned it all."

After assessing her face, Su Bai was sure that Xia Jiangyue had entered the state that she usually had when taking the exam.

swell.

I was nervous before the exam. If the first one was relatively easy, I would start to swell after the exam.

This is the law that Su Bai has summed up for many years, and it belongs to Xia Ge Dian Zhong Dian.

Of course, the swollen Xia brother doesn't look rampant, just like a puppy with his tail up.

Pretty cute.

Taking advantage of her cuteness, Su Bai started to play tricks: "Oh, you are so strong, then let's make a bet."

"What are you gambling?"

"Bet on our midterm exam, whoever has the highest score in mathematics, the winner can designate the loser to do one thing."

Bang!

Hearing this, Xia Jiangyue trembled, and even the dinner plate rang.

She immediately conjured up many moving pictures.

Well... there is such a good thing!
The swollen brother Xia didn't think about the possibility of losing at all, so he immediately made a bet and asked: "What if there is a tie? For example, are they all full marks?"

"Then postpone it to linear algebra and then compare."

"What if they are all full marks?"

"Then continue to postpone."

"..."

Lu Yuning was dumbfounded, and secretly asked Li Haoran: "Is this the way of Xueshen's flirting?"

Li Haoran shook his head, not quite understanding.

But he thought, with Su Bai's peeing nature, he probably wouldn't bet on losing money.

(End of this chapter)