My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 167 I See You Are Making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!

"Let's stop practicing for a day tomorrow night, and I will go to defend the day after tomorrow."

After washing his feet, Su Bai suddenly remembered this crop, the scientific creation of the 417 Big Three (the Big Three include Brother Xia, as we all know there are four of them), also known as the award activity of three melon skins hugging Brother Xia's thighs, It will soon end in the academic lecture hall.

Just thinking of the name of the place "Academic Lecture Hall", Brother Xia began to get nervous: "Ah, then... no, you have to persist in exercising, these are two different things."

"Okay. I'm just afraid you won't be able to stand it."

"Stop underestimating people!" Xia Jiangyue pouted, she was never ambiguous when it came to things she had made up her mind to stick to.

For example, she identified Su Bai when she was very young, and now, she has liked him for more than ten years.

But practicing running really affects the state, so Xia Jiangyue made an appointment in advance for tomorrow night's foot pinching. Su Bai's technique has become more and more proficient, and he can probably open a massage parlor. He claims to be the xxth generation massage heir in Yangzhou, and his ancestors showed it to the emperor. When pinching his feet, he can also use his eloquence, chatting from the palace of x to the sea of ​​x, bluffing those middle-aged bosses who like to discuss politics.

By the way, this store only accepts men, hehe.

The next afternoon, when I went to buy Coke at the canteen downstairs in the dormitory with Su Bai, Li Haoran realized that he was going to defend tomorrow, so he hurriedly asked Su Bai for the ppt and the manuscript for the defense, looked at it, and kept sighing : "Brother Bai, you're too steady, I feel like my eldest brother and I are pure bastards."

"Don't slander big brother, okay, big brother always goes to the stairs to get takeaway every time we go to the laboratory, how about you? Combining Brother Xia's Lu Chi with my laziness and big brother's stupidity, it has no good effect at all."

"...Stupid son, it's too much." Li Haoran knew that Su Bai was joking, but he still suggested, "I'll get you higher when it's over."

"Okay, flexible arrangement will take me to the master."

"Then I'll be your cow and horse in the next life."

"?"

……

The so-called academic lecture halls are not used for academic purposes most of the time. Xiao Qiao and Su Bai complained about this matter. Those small start-up companies with a reputation between "rotten" and "suspicious" always like to rent academic lecture halls , preach to the students.

In theory, the school should prevent this kind of behavior, and let those small companies that are essentially the same as p2p sweep away the newcomers who graduated from 985, which is a waste of talents and irresponsible to children.

However, considering that the employment guidance for undergraduates in my country's science and engineering colleges is close to 0, and even schools that are close to it also like to send students to sweatshops with cooperative relationships. This is a pure negative effect, so it seems to be okay to let it go Human nature.

And, they give too much.

Today's academic lecture hall is full of guests, and it looks formal and just. Even the school science and technology association has come to several heavyweights, including the chairman and the instructor.

"Damn, why not be the chairman? The teacher in charge of science and innovation took her to drink with the leaders of the province. What happened after drinking? I understand everything." Fu Lanken sat next to Su Bai, Xiaozui Baba Baba talked endlessly, pouring out the dark side of the school to his juniors, "He is a mutant Xin Ye, and he can manage himself better than Xin Ye."

"Senior, take care of it." Su Bai reminded, "Master Xin is sitting behind us."

"..."

Fu Lanken looked back suddenly, just in time to meet Master Xin's eyes.

He was silent for a long time, and didn't know what to say, so he said weakly, "I wish you an early year."

Liu Xin didn't bother to pay attention to him, and complained silently, Fu Lanken is still outspoken, the current chairman of the Association for Science and Technology, the girl is a bit guilty, Master Xin also knows, the key is can they be the same?

People are using their bodies to seek their own interests, and she, Liu Xin, simply likes some scumbag handsome guys.

That's it.

Speaking of which, how did Su Bai manage to be so handsome, yet let her have no desire to think of scum?

It must be because his mouth is too poisonous, and his personality happens to be the kind that Liu Xin hates the most.

If it weren't for the child's good relationship with Xia Jiangyue, Su Bai would be useless in Liu Xin's eyes.

This is just Liu Xin's subjective feelings. In fact, Su Bai is very good. After half a semester of enrollment, he has made great achievements in many aspects. His rationality made Liu Xin let go of his prejudice and start thinking about why Su Bai is so obsessed.

People who are cynical and talented are the most annoying.

"Master Xin, I heard that you broke up with Mr. Kuo of the law school. Why? Is he not functioning well?"

"You'd better be concerned about your plea."

"Ham, it doesn't matter, I'm in a good mood."

"I hope your quality is better, and don't judge other people's love life head-on."

"Understood, from now on I will speak ill of you behind your back."

Master Xin was disgusted again, and Su Bai felt refreshed.

He has never had such a thing as quality. Su Bai believes in retaliation. If you are disgusted by someone, you have to be disgusted back. And if you are forced by something like Mrs. Xin, you have to poke her from time to time to make you feel better. She remains in awe of you.

Conceited and stubborn people tend to be more bullying than ordinary people.

The defense itself has nothing to say. The old buddies on the judging panel tried their best to release the chilling aura, trying to create a feeling similar to the pressure interview of a big company. However, the judges are either teachers who have been pampered in the ivory tower for many years, or graduate students. The chills of the students who are currently studying and the League Committee are no match for a foreman in the Sanhe talent market.

But the teammates were tricked, Xia Jiangyue stumbled while reciting the manuscript, Su Bai secretly patted her on the back, and gave her an encouraging look to reassure her.

So Brother Xia successfully finished the technical details and entered the questioning session of the judges.

"what……"

The first one to speak was the elder brother of the Youth League Committee. The elder brother started his hand for five seconds. To be honest, he couldn’t understand the “intelligent car intersection decision-making simulation platform” at all. Every word was in Chinese. Together it is bewildering.

After all, he is from the horse academy, and his science level is still at a level that even a small iron rod cutting magnetic lines of high school can't understand.

But he couldn't say that he didn't understand, and he still had to tense up, so he said a few words, and passed the microphone to the next person at the speed of light.

This teacher is from the Department of Mechanical Engineering. It seems that the poor performance of the previous students in this department has injected resentment into his heart, so he asked a very sharp question in front of the students who performed well in the Department of Automobile:
"Your subject, I see that many graduate students in the automotive department are doing it, so what is the difference between yours and what they are doing? Just this, the car runs on the plastic sheet, and I have seen it no less than ten times even in other majors. , is doing this a waste of academic resources?"

The corner of Su Bai's mouth twitched.

The teacher's way of asking questions is an unspoken forbidden technique in academic defense.

If you want to use an analogy, it is similar to asking for leave from your boss, saying that your mother is sick and will go home to take care of her for a few days, and the boss will say, "Have all your relatives died? Do you have to go back?".

If you have to be tough, the logic of this statement is also valid, but if a person beats a child and insists on this logical method, he is afraid that he will be beaten to death before he grows up.

When teachers ask students this kind of question, they rely on the old to sell the old.

I think you are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!

Su Bai thought it was a bit funny, thought for a while, and decided to go back.

"According to what you said, your Department of Mechanical Engineering takes part in xxx robotic arms every year. If we are wasting academic resources, what are you? Are you academically corrupt? Or is it the lack of creativity caused by the monopoly of discourse power by academics? Changing a few has nothing to do with it. Is the robotic arm of critical components really more expensive than a simulation platform that has changed the underlying hardware, newly debugged it, and written a full set of technical documents?"

(End of this chapter)