My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 172 Elves and Orcs Are CP
Su Bai understood this truth since he was a child, but when Su Bai read mystery novels, he gained some common sense. For example, if a person is an archer, then he must have at least one arm that is extremely strong. Anime Those elf archers with thin arms and thin legs are just pure literary fantasy.

Su Bai looked at Sister Ting's chubby figure and chubby face.

In fact, if you have to insist, Brother Xia also has a small round face, and the faces of cute people are slightly round, but one round is not round the other. Sister Ting's big face that obviously stays up too late and overeats, smokes and drinks is not far away from her body. Roughly estimated, it can hold two Xia Ge brand small round faces.

"Hey, from the look in your eyes, I guess you are thinking about something very impolite." Sister Ting squinted.

"Don't be embarrassed, do you understand what it means for a gentleman to talk about his heart?" Su Bai looked calm, and turned to Xia Jiangyue, "So, you want her to teach you how to dance?"

Xia Jiangyue nodded, her big eyes sparkled with great hope.

"Then teach me by the way, actually I don't know how to dance either."

Hear this.

Sister Ting said solemnly: "That's right, I thought you would let her learn by herself. According to my experience, most boys are not willing to accompany girls to learn dancing, or similar things that are "worthless" in the eyes of men in science and engineering. This is one of the reasons why many couples in our school are going to perish..."

"Don't be like this, Teacher Ting, you are too sad, let's say something happy."

There are actually many happy things. For example, tonight's high math recitation class was cancelled, and the teaching assistant was sent to a remote northern Europe to attend an academic conference. It was freezing cold and my brain cells were burning. Naturally, I was not in the mood to care about the recitation class.

So after the afternoon class, Sister Ting found a dance studio in the business district outside the South Gate.

There is also a dance room in the school, but Sister Ting said that it is too much trouble to deal with the people in the dance department. The dance department is the second only to the music department in Ninghai University of Science and Technology.

"Why do I feel that she doesn't like anyone?"

Along the way, Xia Jiangyue expressed her feelings after listening to Sister Ting's dark career from the dance department to the new treasure of the dark university in this department.

"Think about it differently. If I take 15 credits in a semester, I will dislike everyone." Su Bai hit the nail on the head.

"Hey, what impolite things are you talking about again?"

"Sister Ting, why do you always defile people's innocence out of thin air? Oh, this place is really nice, it doesn't smell bad." Su Bai sniffed and commented sharply.

"Why do you preconceive that the dance practice room will smell?"

"Otherwise, a lot of performance costumes can't be washed, a bunch of people wear them, they dance like crazy, they're sweaty..."

Xia Jiangyue couldn't listen anymore, she clenched her fist and gave Su Bai a hammer, telling him to shut up and calm down.

Not long after, the young lady in charge of the dance room arrived, exchanged a few words with Sister Ting, left the key card, and left in a hurry. Su Bai observed secretly, and found that the girl was very enthusiastic about Sister Ting, but Sister Ting seemed very indifferent .

It's not easy for Su Bai to speculate about the senior sister's interpersonal relationship, so he simply forgot about it.

Sister Ting is very quick to do things, the premise is that the things to be done have nothing to do with study.

She first helped Xia Jiangyue warm up, and learned about her flexibility by the way, then shook her head frantically: "This iron waist is hopeless."

"What's wrong with Tie Yao? A certain popular idol group sent Wu Dan Yao."

"Yueyue, didn't your aunt send you to learn dancing when you were young?"

This question successfully silenced Xia Jiangyue, but Su Bai patted his legs and laughed loudly: "Yes, that ballet teacher at that time..."

"Shut up!" Xia Jiangyue blushed anxiously.

Sister Ting also scolded with a smile: "Don't just stand still, meow, you come to warm up too."

"Oh, that's right."

Su Bai leaned over unsteadily and lowered his waist.

Sister Ting was stunned.

"No, you... don't you play basketball?"

"When I was young, I had a nickname that was very resounding in the local area." Su Bai lowered his waist, looked at Sister Ting upside down through his crotch, very proud, "They all called me Fuxing Road Ginobili, aka, Demon Sword. "

"What? Chicken Nobile?"

"Don't tell such old-fashioned dirty jokes! Brother Xia is still a child!"

"Sorry... so, it's fine, you two dance together, as long as one of you is more flexible, you'll be fine."

Su Bai got up and clapped his hands: "I think... If you don't do fancy work, it doesn't matter if the two of you are not flexible. In fact, Brother Xia's goal in attending the ball is not to dance, but to be sexy."

"Sexy? Who is the hottie?"

"Of course it is..."

I heard that Su Bai explained the whole story clearly in a high-level and general way.

Sister Ting suddenly realized.

"Say it earlier, hell, then I don't need to teach too many things, the main thing is that the clothes look good... In this way, I will help Yueyue find a set of cosplay clothes, which will definitely look good to wear to the freshman dance."

This idea shocked Su Bai: "Cosplay at the freshman dance...is it really okay? What about the masquerade ball?"

"Just something normal, let me think about it."

Sister Ting walked around Xia Jiangyue a few times, making Xia Jiangyue's hair straighten.

But Sister Ting's idea is really good. She took a slant and found another way. If she wears a normal evening dress, no matter what she wears, it seems that she will be overwhelmed by Lin Youyouyan.

"Have it!"

Sister Ting's eyes lit up, and she snapped her fingers loudly, "It's time to make a cosplay of an elf lolita."

"Good idea." Su Bai made up his mind, and began to circle around Brother Xia, "Oh my..."

"Don't turn around, I'm dizzy." Brother Xia reminded weakly.

The two stopped, and Sister Ting began to look at Su Bai again, "You can make one too, the orc is ready."

"Ah?" Su Bai was numb, "Why are you an orc?"

"Elves and orcs are classic CPs."

"Damn it... the cp in the book, right?" Su Bai shook his head crazily, "No, the orcs are too funny, give me the whole vampire count."

Xia Jiangyue didn't expect that when she came out to learn dancing with Sister Ting, she actually solved the clothes problem, and she suddenly felt bright.

But when entering the teaching session, the bright mood quickly disappeared.

Sister Ting finally realized that the iron waist was only a small problem. What really made Xia brother desperate was that her body was extremely uncoordinated, her knees could not be bent easily, and she danced for ten minutes like an undead person. Su Bai's feet It's all crushed for her.

"Woo, I'm so stupid..."

Seeing Brother Xia covering his face sadly, Su Bai had a flash of inspiration, and suggested: "If you keep stepping on my feet, I can move with you."

"Don't do that." Hearing Su Bai's trick, Sister Ting also began to cover her face, "You guys are dancing, not acrobatics, I hope you all know."

"Okay. It's okay, take your time, baby, don't worry, the more you worry, the more you will die."

(End of this chapter)