My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately
Chapter 196 The Vulgar Story
Chapter 196 The Vulgar Story
"By the way, what is love?"
In fact, Mr. Zhuge's drinking capacity is very good. It is impossible for a person who can mix with the big boss of the engineering research group in China to drink poorly. With the wear and tear of the age, it has declined, but as the saying goes, a lean camel is bigger than a horse, no matter how bad it is, it will not become Brother Xia.
"You've only had two drinks, why are you talking nonsense?" Su Bai reminded, "At this time last year, you told me that love is dead."
"Can't you come back from the dead?"
"No, our suggestion is that you observe for a few more years, and then consider returning from the dead after your emotions stabilize. Otherwise, it will be unfair to the girl who is on a blind date, right?"
"You think I can only rely on blind dates?" Zhuge was very dissatisfied.
"That's not fair to Miss Wang."
"..."
In terms of nonsense, Zhuge is not Su Bai's opponent, let alone drunk.
Seeing that Zhuge was a little wilted, Su Bai had a clue in his mind. Zhuge was obviously more interested in Ms. Wang than the girl who was going on a blind date tomorrow. When he was with Ms. Wang just now, he was in a very relaxed state, so Su Bai brought it up. And a little shy... It should be analyzed like this, right?
Su Bai is not good at, nor is he familiar with the logical reasoning of emotion, or emotion is often illogical.
This is Lu Yuning's strength, Su Bai plans to ask for advice when he has time.
In addition to drinking, he also played backgammon, which is always the case when Zhuge fell ill near the anniversary.
He took out backgammon from his schoolbag, which was a very inferior plastic cloth chessboard.
"Seven rounds determine the outcome. If you win, I'll confess to Miss Wang; if you lose...you can tell Miss Wang for me to give up."
"Don't be such a kid..."
"You are not allowed to release water!"
When Zhuge Yan started to act childish, there was nothing wrong with Su Bai.
After all, he is the one who can take Su Bai to the footbath.
Su Bai thought for a while, no matter whether he wins or loses, it doesn't seem too good, so he first proposed to extend the game to 15 rounds, and then went to Miss Wang while going to the bathroom, and asked her to make some powerful wine for Zhuge.
Successfully poured Zhuge Yan back in the tenth game.
Brother Xia was drunk yesterday, and Zhuge is drunk today... Su Bai seemed to be under some kind of curse, he always had to take care of drunks, even Brother Xia, after all, Brother Xia was cute and had benefits, what was Zhuge Yanhui?I'm so unfamiliar.
Anyway, Ms. Wang worked diligently, wiped Zhuge's face, took off her angry white leather shoes, and laid him flat on the sofa.
"You're not surprised."
"There's nothing surprising about it. This guy has read too many scumbag novels, and he thinks that anyone with a high IQ should dress flamboyantly."
"...You understand quite well!" Su Bai laughed, "But that's not what I'm talking about, his feet are so stinky, you don't even frown."
"well enough……"
"No, it really stinks, but if you don't think it stinks, it means you get along very well."
Miss Wang was also amused by Su Bai: "How to say?"
"Scientific research shows that judging whether two people are genetically suitable depends mainly on whether they like each other's smell. This is a mate selection protection mechanism engraved in DNA. If the spouse smells particularly bad, the children born are often not very healthy. , of course, let’s not talk about children, the fact that I don’t like the taste is very sad in itself.”
"..."
Ms. Wang looked at Su Bai again, Mr. Zhuge's younger brother...is really...knowledgeable.
Her knowledge is not so profound, bar sales, and she didn't go to school very seriously. Every time she chats with Zhuge, she is actually quite cautious, afraid that he will dislike her for being uneducated.
"Hey, don't stare at me... I don't like to beat around the bush. I think you should be really kind to him, and you don't look like a bad person. Let me tell you about his bitter past."
"Thank you for your trust."
"Actually, it's not a secret. People in the school know something about it, but he certainly hasn't told you."
Ms. Wang nodded. Working in this kind of environment, the people she comes into contact with are of all kinds, and they are quite measured. Compared with her colleagues, Ms. Wang is more measured, because she wants to keep herself clean while ensuring her performance.
In fact, Mr. Zhuge’s story is very clichéd. He fell in love in college and was about to get married after finishing his Ph.
Teacher Zhuge lost his fiancée, and also lost Fa Xiao. The double blow directly turned this bewildered person into a very bewildered person.
At the same time, he also opened up his two channels of Ren and Du, allowing him to change from a slightly noble scholar to a tide player in the quagmire of production, education and research. He is only 30 years old and he is the big boss.
"How could it be..." Ms. Wang covered her mouth, "It's too...why? I'm about to get married, and I regret it."
"Let me correct it. From a legal point of view, they are actually married because they have obtained a certificate. So... if you are married, Teacher Zhuge is considered a second marriage."
"It's okay, I don't care."
"I know you don't care, I just think it's funny. Anyway, I've only seen similar stories in novels."
When Su Bai was pushing, Ms. Wang was always paying attention to Zhuge's situation, and seeing that he didn't vomit, she was relieved a lot.
They didn't talk any more. The story Su Bai told was not specific, but just the outline of the story had enough impact to make Ms. Wang digest it for a long time.
Su Bai thought about sending Zhuge home, but Miss Wang took the lead.
"I'll take him home. I've sent him several times before, so I'm familiar with him."
"Okay, you can send it if you want."
Then Su Bai also went home, and saw Xia Jiangyue when she got home. She and Lu Yuning usually came back early when they went out for dinner, and they were soaking their feet at this time.
Brother Xia's jio is fragrant and soft... Bah, what am I thinking?
Su Bai went to wash his hands, and then moved a small bench to pinch Xia Jiangyue's feet. In fact, the foot bath barrel has a massage function, but how could he easily give up the legal opportunity to rub his feet?
Some things have nothing to do with astringency, like pinching plastic bubble wrap to decompress when the pressure is high, pinching Xia Ge's jio is also very emotional, and there is an interactive response.
Xia Jiangyue was pinched hot, so she diverted her attention and asked, "Mr. Zhuge... are you okay?"
"Very well, pretended to be drunk all night, and told Miss Wang about the past through my mouth."
"?"
There are many twists and turns in this, for example, how did Su Bai see that Zhuge was pretending to be drunk, and how did he realize his intentions? Xia Jiangyue found it incredible, but Su Bai just smiled, saying that this was a tacit understanding between good brothers.
To be honest, Su Bai has known Zhuge for many years. Although they haven't hung out together for a long time, they are still more reliable than Zhuge's childhood friend.
(End of this chapter)
"By the way, what is love?"
In fact, Mr. Zhuge's drinking capacity is very good. It is impossible for a person who can mix with the big boss of the engineering research group in China to drink poorly. With the wear and tear of the age, it has declined, but as the saying goes, a lean camel is bigger than a horse, no matter how bad it is, it will not become Brother Xia.
"You've only had two drinks, why are you talking nonsense?" Su Bai reminded, "At this time last year, you told me that love is dead."
"Can't you come back from the dead?"
"No, our suggestion is that you observe for a few more years, and then consider returning from the dead after your emotions stabilize. Otherwise, it will be unfair to the girl who is on a blind date, right?"
"You think I can only rely on blind dates?" Zhuge was very dissatisfied.
"That's not fair to Miss Wang."
"..."
In terms of nonsense, Zhuge is not Su Bai's opponent, let alone drunk.
Seeing that Zhuge was a little wilted, Su Bai had a clue in his mind. Zhuge was obviously more interested in Ms. Wang than the girl who was going on a blind date tomorrow. When he was with Ms. Wang just now, he was in a very relaxed state, so Su Bai brought it up. And a little shy... It should be analyzed like this, right?
Su Bai is not good at, nor is he familiar with the logical reasoning of emotion, or emotion is often illogical.
This is Lu Yuning's strength, Su Bai plans to ask for advice when he has time.
In addition to drinking, he also played backgammon, which is always the case when Zhuge fell ill near the anniversary.
He took out backgammon from his schoolbag, which was a very inferior plastic cloth chessboard.
"Seven rounds determine the outcome. If you win, I'll confess to Miss Wang; if you lose...you can tell Miss Wang for me to give up."
"Don't be such a kid..."
"You are not allowed to release water!"
When Zhuge Yan started to act childish, there was nothing wrong with Su Bai.
After all, he is the one who can take Su Bai to the footbath.
Su Bai thought for a while, no matter whether he wins or loses, it doesn't seem too good, so he first proposed to extend the game to 15 rounds, and then went to Miss Wang while going to the bathroom, and asked her to make some powerful wine for Zhuge.
Successfully poured Zhuge Yan back in the tenth game.
Brother Xia was drunk yesterday, and Zhuge is drunk today... Su Bai seemed to be under some kind of curse, he always had to take care of drunks, even Brother Xia, after all, Brother Xia was cute and had benefits, what was Zhuge Yanhui?I'm so unfamiliar.
Anyway, Ms. Wang worked diligently, wiped Zhuge's face, took off her angry white leather shoes, and laid him flat on the sofa.
"You're not surprised."
"There's nothing surprising about it. This guy has read too many scumbag novels, and he thinks that anyone with a high IQ should dress flamboyantly."
"...You understand quite well!" Su Bai laughed, "But that's not what I'm talking about, his feet are so stinky, you don't even frown."
"well enough……"
"No, it really stinks, but if you don't think it stinks, it means you get along very well."
Miss Wang was also amused by Su Bai: "How to say?"
"Scientific research shows that judging whether two people are genetically suitable depends mainly on whether they like each other's smell. This is a mate selection protection mechanism engraved in DNA. If the spouse smells particularly bad, the children born are often not very healthy. , of course, let’s not talk about children, the fact that I don’t like the taste is very sad in itself.”
"..."
Ms. Wang looked at Su Bai again, Mr. Zhuge's younger brother...is really...knowledgeable.
Her knowledge is not so profound, bar sales, and she didn't go to school very seriously. Every time she chats with Zhuge, she is actually quite cautious, afraid that he will dislike her for being uneducated.
"Hey, don't stare at me... I don't like to beat around the bush. I think you should be really kind to him, and you don't look like a bad person. Let me tell you about his bitter past."
"Thank you for your trust."
"Actually, it's not a secret. People in the school know something about it, but he certainly hasn't told you."
Ms. Wang nodded. Working in this kind of environment, the people she comes into contact with are of all kinds, and they are quite measured. Compared with her colleagues, Ms. Wang is more measured, because she wants to keep herself clean while ensuring her performance.
In fact, Mr. Zhuge’s story is very clichéd. He fell in love in college and was about to get married after finishing his Ph.
Teacher Zhuge lost his fiancée, and also lost Fa Xiao. The double blow directly turned this bewildered person into a very bewildered person.
At the same time, he also opened up his two channels of Ren and Du, allowing him to change from a slightly noble scholar to a tide player in the quagmire of production, education and research. He is only 30 years old and he is the big boss.
"How could it be..." Ms. Wang covered her mouth, "It's too...why? I'm about to get married, and I regret it."
"Let me correct it. From a legal point of view, they are actually married because they have obtained a certificate. So... if you are married, Teacher Zhuge is considered a second marriage."
"It's okay, I don't care."
"I know you don't care, I just think it's funny. Anyway, I've only seen similar stories in novels."
When Su Bai was pushing, Ms. Wang was always paying attention to Zhuge's situation, and seeing that he didn't vomit, she was relieved a lot.
They didn't talk any more. The story Su Bai told was not specific, but just the outline of the story had enough impact to make Ms. Wang digest it for a long time.
Su Bai thought about sending Zhuge home, but Miss Wang took the lead.
"I'll take him home. I've sent him several times before, so I'm familiar with him."
"Okay, you can send it if you want."
Then Su Bai also went home, and saw Xia Jiangyue when she got home. She and Lu Yuning usually came back early when they went out for dinner, and they were soaking their feet at this time.
Brother Xia's jio is fragrant and soft... Bah, what am I thinking?
Su Bai went to wash his hands, and then moved a small bench to pinch Xia Jiangyue's feet. In fact, the foot bath barrel has a massage function, but how could he easily give up the legal opportunity to rub his feet?
Some things have nothing to do with astringency, like pinching plastic bubble wrap to decompress when the pressure is high, pinching Xia Ge's jio is also very emotional, and there is an interactive response.
Xia Jiangyue was pinched hot, so she diverted her attention and asked, "Mr. Zhuge... are you okay?"
"Very well, pretended to be drunk all night, and told Miss Wang about the past through my mouth."
"?"
There are many twists and turns in this, for example, how did Su Bai see that Zhuge was pretending to be drunk, and how did he realize his intentions? Xia Jiangyue found it incredible, but Su Bai just smiled, saying that this was a tacit understanding between good brothers.
To be honest, Su Bai has known Zhuge for many years. Although they haven't hung out together for a long time, they are still more reliable than Zhuge's childhood friend.
(End of this chapter)
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