My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 33 Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes

A monstrous sense of accomplishment surged in Su Bai's chest.

What kind of spirit is it to overcome the physiological instincts of normal adult men in the half-hour-long Xiage post?
If we compare the realm of mahjong, Su Bai may have surpassed Xinchangshou and successfully promoted to the upper realm.

What the hell is the upper realm?
Probably, even if you are blind, you can kill randomly at the poker table.

Absolute sense of cards, monstrous waves of cards, what you want, no guns in chaotic days... In short, it is extremely powerful.

So in Su Bai's subjective opinion, even the third speech sounded much more pleasing to the ear.

The theme of the third speech was new energy vehicles, and the speaker was a professor from the Department of Vehicle Engineering, Mr. Shangguan Ruixue.

Su Bai saw that the place where his class was located started to boil, no, it was the freshmen of the entire automobile department that started to boil.

Mr. Shangguan is the face of the automobile department, and his students are all over the new energy industry. Many top students in the automobile department are proud to join Mr. Shangguan's research group. Of course, the threshold for this matter is very high. Since vigorously supporting the development of new energy, the enrollment standards of the Shangguan Research Group have expanded to the highest point. The senior graduates of this department only accept the first grade or the second grade. The engineering introvert king with full awards.

Teacher Shangguan's speech ppt is the ugliest one today, but her honor is also the hardest. The public relations of national key projects she has participated in can't fit on a single page.

"The future belongs to new energy."

"Embrace Efficiency, Embrace Cleanliness, Embrace Beauty!"

It should be said that the people who came from that era were very good at making slogans. In addition, she herself is the image of a kind old aunt, and her affinity is full. The atmosphere in the auditorium suddenly reached a small climax. The lens of the rocker camera locked on the car In the area of ​​the department, the picture was displayed on the large LED screen. Several black international students from Maoguo were very emotional, and their skin became dark and rosy. As for the local students... some even burst into tears!
"Is it brother Kong Feili who is crying?" the eldest brother asked, with uncertainty in his tone.

"Yes..." Li Haoran was also a little uncertain, mainly because the humanoid creature suspected of Kong Feili cried and his facial features twisted into a ball, it was not easy to recognize, they were not very familiar with each other, and Kong Feili didn't get along very well in the dormitory They chat.

Su Bai clapped feebly. His power of applause was almost exhausted when the 27-year-old beautiful girl Bo led the stage. To be honest, applauding against his will was exhausting.

It's not that he looks down on Mr. Shangguan, but he knows the true face of this person. He has a bad temper, is small-minded, and is very greedy. Back then, Mr. Su Bicheng originally wanted to represent Qinghua University to find Shangguan Ruixue to cooperate with, because the other party opened his mouth so loudly that the deal fell through. Yes, Mr. Su was very angry, so he sent his most proud student, who had just returned from a visiting scholar at MIT, to Ninghai University of Science and Technology to work on smart cars in the automotive department. A newly rising pole besides Mr. Shangguan.

Yes, Su Bai also has high-end contacts in the department. It should be said that Su Bai is very familiar with that person, but until now, Su Bai has not gone to say hello to him. The painting style is too weird, getting along with him will lose san value, Su Bai just wants to stay away from him as much as possible.

The last speech was "The Future of History and Humanities". The lecturer was a bald, middle-aged male professor who was a little depressed. Su Bai guessed that it was because Teacher Shangguan used "the future belongs to the new" at the end of the last lecture. The wording "Energy" stole his limelight in terms of conception. In addition, freshmen in science and engineering colleges often lack interest in exploring more mysterious humanistic propositions-of course, there is still interest in taking photos and posting them on Moments.

But Su Bai didn't bother to take pictures, and just happened to feel the urge to urinate, so he ran to the toilet.

The toilet in the auditorium is on the basement floor, and it is the most luxurious place to go to the toilet in the whole school. The amber-colored porcelain surface decoration style, and the delicate ornaments in the glass windows remind Su Bai of the aquarium.

There was a faint fragrance in the air, Su Bai wanted to praise "It smells so good!", but the words felt a bit wrong... This reminded Su Bai of the TV commercials he saw when he was a child, it seemed to be some kind of toilet cleaner , the main content of the advertisement is a housewife hugging the toilet and yelling "Wow! It smells so good!"...

Su Bai still has not forgotten the shock to his young heart when he saw this advertisement for the first time.

In the urinal area, Su Bai ran into the counselor Xiao Qiao and greeted him warmly: "Oh, you also come to the toilet yourself?"

"..." Xiao Qiao was stunned for a moment, laughed a few times, and patted Su Bai's butt in a friendly way, "Little bastard, it doesn't matter whether it's big or small."

"Didn't you say it's easier to get along with you? Look how good I am."

"It's just that I'm more tolerant. If you do this in front of Master Xin, she will definitely not like it. By the way, what did Master Xin tell you this morning?"

"Uh... nothing, just some correct nonsense, such as "study hard and actively participate in group activities" and the like, which are similar to the opening speech of the primary school head teacher. "

Su Bai didn't say anything too specific, otherwise he would be suspected of provoking the relationship between the counselors.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qiao showed a mysterious smile: "Whatever she said, you can just put your left ear in and out of your right ear. Don't take it seriously. Liu Xin is a mediocre person. Her way of doing things is different from ours. It's normal not to understand you."

"No, Brother Qiao, you are too guilty, you automatically classify us as the same kind?"

"Intuition." Xiao Qiao pointed to her temple, "Geniuses will attract each other. Okay, let's go back to the lectures. Professor Wu in the Department of History is actually quite good at it, but it's a pity that today's limelight is given by the 27-year-old beautiful girl Ph.D. Robbed."

"I can hear the sarcasm in your tone..."

"Of course, do you know how that person's papers are published? More than [-]% of them are written by her suitors."

"You?" Su Bai was stunned, "The way is really wild."

"Those who engage in biology these days rely on the dividends of inflated papers. If you don't go wild, you will become the dividend itself." Xiao Qiao patted Su Bai on the shoulder, "Also, you and Classmate Xia have a very close relationship. Okay, I can see this, but I would like to remind you that there are many variables in matters such as relationships, don't rush to determine your life partner, go and see more, at least based on my experience, you and Xia Jiangyue are not the same way. "

"Did you quarrel with your childhood sweetheart wife last night? She didn't let you go to bed? No wonder the dark circles under your eyes are so heavy... Hiss!"

With a sullen face, Xiao Qiao slapped Su Bai on the shoulder, and scolded with a smile: "I'll let you understand everything! Don't guess, I'll just say it casually."

"alright."

"In short, I wish you a happy life in the next four years. And, remind me again, don't take Liu Xin too seriously, but don't betray me. If you have any doubts, you can ask me."

"I know I know."

Back on the seat, Xia Jiangyue tilted her head, feeling Su Bai's thoughtful look, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Su Bai said with emotion, "Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes."

PS: This will make up two updates a day!

(End of this chapter)